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Like Richy would say. . . Its all the other spouse's fault. So @OP, here goes :
Oga is not doing his husbandly kpekus duties well. He needs to work on his pot belly, research deeply on the internet on how to keep the fire burning and glowing, he also needs to invest in "sexy" men thongs et all.
Oga is stingy.he has refused to spend on madam so she's banging outside for money and contracts.

Seriously,cheats do so for very varying and stoopid reasons. Sometimes for no reason at all.

rokiatu: Where in my post did I say this person was a friend like seriously

The husband of a really close person is what now? A fiend ?
What is your friends spouse doing in your house with your laptop sef ? The scenarios you create, Na wao.

My advise : Focus on your marriage and let your friends spouses be.

Btw,how's that your friend that does not know how to welcome her husband,according to you, doing lately ?

nne3870: federal min. Of health partners with them. Yeah, i feel is fake too. what of some jobs that requires buying a scratch card would u rule them out 2?

I just did a quick search of the so called eagle search, nothing tangible came up besides a vanguard story and lots of vacancies/ recruitment posted on various online forums.

Show me a link to this so called partership with the ministry of health.
Thanks

^ why the rhetoric question na? Are you actually asking that question?

His point is,no real company would ask for money pre-employment and that one can save up and start something small while waiting for a job breakthrough.

Just cos you asked,I'll tell you.

1. Frying yams,akara and kpof kpof in the mornings and evenings at strategic points.
Case study : boys doing it @ Obalende.

2. Making phone calls,selling gala,all sorts of chips,canned drinks under an umbrella.
Case study: lots of ladies doing it in the island.

Must be. Is your spa not located on the first floor of a 1 storey building,just off Yaba

Anyhoos,where are all the massuses in the house? Here's another vacancy calling!

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nne3870: i googled them, d information on net is convincing infact they are collaborating with d fed. Govt, bt i dn't understand y one has to pay #4000 to get a job. Nawao

which information did you get online? Which parastatal or arm of Fed. govt are they working with

I personally and firmly believe that any company,agency,organisation that asks for money [/b]under any guise [b]before handing you a confirmed employment letter is fake.

An international company with presence in over 50 countries have no name and are recruiting with yahoo mail?

Boy, if you no get work, go boriswole joint for iwo road go wash amala plates for a meal and fee.

Nlders have done it again, putting a smile on obongs face.
God bless bountifully, all that have given cash and prayers. We are still with him and would continue to support him in prayers.

@ekt bear, we had to direct further donations directly into his account because we have another project at hand (abandoned baby Ayomide) and would not want to mix up donations.

OP, your post is not clear. Who has bad breath? Who says it can't be eliminated?

Just improve on your oral hygene !

Lol.

This is really not funny!

Imagine asking someone to pay before he goes to hawk some wretched, useless, Chinese BP drugs? That's the lowest of all lows.

Drove past your spa on Saturday. Your vacancy ad you placed outside is not very clear, you might need to edit it. You wrote "exp. Spa . . ."

I kept on wondering what an exp. Spa could be. Got to oyingbo b4 I decoded it was experienced spa. Lol

Would patronise you someday.

Goodluck to applicants.

See typos everywhere.

It's works = gbagun 1

Fellow nairalander = gbagun 2

Splitting all here = gbagun 3

Prefer me sharing here = gbagun 4


Wetin you dey advertise sef ? Your website or facebook page?

Happy Monday.

@OP, don't call or mail anyone that claims they have an advise for you. They only wanna cut their share from your 20K !

@topic, don't do it. Not worth the risk.save up and enroll for ND please.

^ lol .

You guys are just . . . Not nice.

Eyowo down ?

Lucky me! Was about to introduce their platform to my kini next month. My IT guy recommended them, I almost bought the idea, was just waiting for my hubby to go through everything before we go live.

Like Afam asked, does this breakdown have anything to do with "ezra's exit" ?

Interswitch rocks, btw.

@Starflux and Seunfly,the all is calm now was actually my translation for Adetutu for which someone claimed it wasn't right.

So,how would you guys translate the name Adetutu ?

adabeke12: Hey ohhh!!!! Long time no talk ohh. a missirm unu oh . ole tu unu mere? Chai oge na gbafuoh nno. unu ma si a bum nwa akwukwo right? so bico gba ara mu oh(blackpickin)

loving the bolded part
Owu otu o kwesiri iri/idi
Achi,gini bu ya plans ugbua?Onye nwe isi akwu a parala akwu ya.Onye e wela iwe

Nedu,kedu ka i siri hu osikapa m.Gwa uwa! Ify wu oka nma na kitchen . . . ma n'elu akwa.

Chinenye,baa bu okwa ya?
Agaba,I si na o nweghi ihe jikoro gi ma Ify na Pres elect ? nsogbu a dighi.Peter juru Jesu ugboro ato.

Obinscopy,ndewo n'ulo nmai ndi Igbo nld.were oche,mee onwe gi comfortable.

Izu uka ohuru,umu nne m.

I don't understand some things sha.

The falconets that sweated it out got N1 each while their handllers got N1.2 each . Doesn't sound OK. . .to me.

Btw,how much does the stooooopid eagles get for same tournaments and how far do they go before they come crashing out ?

I finally saw where to get kilishi. Spicy and nice. . . Like that.

One supermarket beside friends colony gate. Don't eat kilishi if you plan on going down low low.

Chai, kpekus!!!

Onye finish-iri onye?

Antivirus bu ezigbo isi okpukpu.

Ura na atu m sef

@OP, where is omoni oboli of nollywood fame from?

@topic, not interested, no idea.

Nri o buzi igba onwe anyi oto n'ilo ka nma?

^ ^ meanie!

Where are all the izon mbe?should I believe that out of the purported 14million izons, its only ijaw girl that has internet access?

Ijaw girl, what does a gift of live tortoise signify in izon land?

Housewife !!!

What else can a woman do but to cook, clean , nyash and born pikin?

Why would someone who've gone to "rest" need prayers ?

May the gods of otuoke be with her. . . As she rests.