₦airaland Forum

Michelin,we are not an ethnic group ooo.
Keggites is a society of happy go lucky fellas.Its a socio cultural organisation found in Nigeria's tertiary institutions that tries to promote African values,cultures and unity.
@agbalagbas,One finger for all of u.the gods are wise.

Settle ur bills as and when due and nobody wud flash u   
Jokes aside,flashing can be really irritating.

grafikdon:
Onye bu nwa Jamo. . . Oburu na obu so nwa Jamo bu nwanyi no n'uwa, imara na aga m ewere mma oge gbujiri ''udonkwulinkwu'' tunye n'ime ohia, werekwa oku dachie ebe ahu ''udonkwulinkwu'' siri puta. Oburukwanu na obu site n'ahu nwa jamo ka mu ga esi we ga Ala Eze Chukwu, imara na aga m eje were nwayoo tuo ute na be Ekwensu.

Obuzi nwa Trini ka mu na ya na eme lovi lovi. . . onye nke ahu na adu mu ogwu n'ike na asi m kuziere ya asusu Igbo. . . ona eri ofe okwuru na egwusi ma na obi akaghi ya ilo utara. . .nwa mmadu huru ebe m na atunye ya bu okpoko kara aka n'ime akpo, akpata oyi were jupute ya n'ahu, ofoduziri nwa ntakiri ka mkpuru anya ya daputa n'ala ebe isi buru ya. . .

rofl
O putara na umu asa igbo a noghi ebe i bi?
Romy gara Guniea,Ikomi ga Afghanistan,Pres ga Pretoria. . .na wao.Unu nile gbafucha,onye ga alu umu nne anyi ndi nwanyi?o putara na agwa anyi ajokazi ka o gini?

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=273267.msg3880051#msg3880051 date=1242576133]Why refer to people as ofe mmanu or Yoruba?. It's derogatory no matter how you say it. I wouldn't want to be called omo ibo, call me emeka.
Who lied to you about the meaning of Nyamiri?. When did igbos go up north that is a desert asking for water of all things? [/quote]i wud greatly appreciate if u stay away from my posts esp.when they are not in any way refering to you.Thank u

na wao

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Yuck

i know u want some.

huh
Now i know i have been yarning with a pre.teen.

ocean73:
you ppl are not answering my qtion, if you care for something or somebody you have take good care of it,i am not saying saying she turn in to an ant, but being more careful, or i dont care atitude may be the cos of finding an ant in a cup of early morning tea,or what do you think?

u get wahala for body,walahi
what else do u want us to say?ants like sweet things,its possible its from the sugar.
Haba,u can just fish out the ant and drink or throw away the tea and ask for another.
The fact that it does not happen everyday is enough to let u know it was just something that cud happen to anyone at anytime.
some men are in love with stress.

Aloy signed out,Blunt signed in.
hmm _{their trademark}

My friend let me be.let that list be too.Its not ur money to dictate for her how to use it.shes got the dough and shes got the time . . .let it lie.
enjoy ur sunday,i wud be going for a special massage session soon.One day,u wud have the time and money for masks,scrubs and not get exhausted at the end of month  Amen.

chinesedoll:
yea rite!!!

$150 in naira as at now is = 27,000 naira
every month

and i do not tink she is working
cos if she is, what time does she have to apply all those stuffs?

cos i remember when i was working in Lagos

5.30am i am outta d house already
so if i was to apply all those chemicals
i wld have to wake up like 3.30am
cos from the little i know
when u apply some of those stuffs u wld have to wait for some time b4 u wash em of

k now i am not even talking abt d money spent

Lets even assume i spend 27,000 naira
on those chemicals, ''how e won take finish in a month haba''

Pls lets be realistic here except the poster is trying to say after every month, she just likes to change them even if they are remaining
and to me that is being wasteful

pls am not trying to judge any1 am just being my economical self,

are u even a lady or just one she?
Face scrubs and masks. . .u can put that at nite.How long does it take u to apply a lotion,mosituriser and cream?u have to go through her list again.
abeg,carry go jare.
Plus,who cares abt when u wake up?u can as well jump out of ur house without a bath.which work do u do that warrants u leaving ur house at 5:30 am?the last time i checked,even Bus-conductors and molue drivers dont leave that early abi u dey trek from Oshodi to Obalende?
awon were mushin. 

Everyting good and black now must be Obamanized.I tire.

chidichris:
nigeria does not worth obama's visit at all.
we are talking about a democratically elected president visiting another democratically elected president in africa. yar adua shld be looking towards a visit from the cuban president, venezuelan president and that of zimbabwan president.
can pope visit a thief for catholic discussions? the anwer is no. yar adua and obama have nothing in common.

hehe

scktaggif:
Ladies if you can’t cook you don’t deserve a husband

Gents,if u cant provide money for the food,u dont deserve a wife.

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=273264.msg3879307#msg3879307 date=1242555174]ify we don hear ruth tori tey tey, even her ex husband own sef, we don hear

even me sef judge ini, God forgive me [/quote]rofl.
Ok dear,nothing spoil.

chinesedoll:
are u 4 real?
u spend on all these every month?

are u working ?
if yes wat time do u have to apply all dis stuffs?


btw do u lick d products
becos dose stuffs are supposed to last for a minimum of 2 months


wetin sef!!
skin cancer is 4 real o!!!

what do u mean?what she wrote was in naira and if u did check closely,u wud have found out that everything on that list is just around 150$,not too much for any working lady to spend for herself.
I actually love the lady,sticking to just one brand-name.Guess it works for her
@George,it wud be better u back off as u have little or no knowledge abt what u are on.

Pepeye:
I feel you

Dreads actually Yucks

Not if it is long.It can be styled,tied,left loose and even used for weave-ons.I loff my long dreads.

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=273264.msg3879273#msg3879273 date=1242554171]when ruth is tired of making noise she will sheeshhhh

Look at the way she lied on the poor girl?

where is that omo eko sef, dat brought the story here and made it look as if ini edo snatched smones hubby[/quote]aah,amebo not so fast
We are yet to hear Ruths side of the story,and what do u expect?Ini to acknowledge taking the man from Ruth lol
am not takng sides with any party.marriage matter na only God knows the truth.
back to Topic,gooooooooooooooooo Ini and enjoy ur marriage

i hate breads

carrots.

[quote author=uti-mayor link=topic=272443.msg3876804#msg3876804 date=1242479382]i will try and see a dermatologist, but did your friend notice any side effect? i am really desperate. someone should tell me something that works.[/quote]No side effects or any I know of 
Best bet. . .see a dermatologist,he wud know what causes it b4 treating.using ointments and creams without killing whatever is causing it is quite useless.

This Health sec. seriously needs a Mod.

Is anything Illegal In Nigeria?
@Topic,NO. _{wont even bother with reasons,so many "were mushin" here}

Mmadu nile?

Echelon o gini na eme @ Kwenu.com?o naghi ekwe nkpaghe for out izu uka now
@Topic,E jighi abali aro anya ma o bu ekwe na isi.
U dont nod/blink ur eyes at night/when its dark.

[quote author=n-guage link=topic=273267.msg3878887#msg3878887 date=1242539350]I have my own views already, but it's not researched, just something I thought about.

I think Igbo traders started using it first, and it must have been during the post-Biafra business boom in Lagos. I also think the word is closer to "Igbati" which means slap, as opposed to "Yoruba," which literally translates to "when." My reasoning is that "igbati" seems to be the more common word of the two. There must have been lots of threats of slaps back then, probably used during squabbles between the Yoruba and Igbo traders.[/quote]i have heard something like this before.
They said the Yorubas can use the word "Yoruba" five times in one sentence.lol
. . .and Personally,i dont think or use the "Yoruba" word in a derogatory way. . .its just like calling an Igbo man Omo Ibo.If i wanna tease a Yoruba friend,i always use Ofe-mmanu 
BTW,have u heard abt the Nyamiri?.Its the way most Huasas' refer to Igbos.Again,stories had it that during the war,some igbos ran to the north and the first thing they asked for was water. . .mmiri.They said "Nye m mmiri" but to the kind hausas,it was Nyamiri ie "Nye m mmiri . . . .meaning, Give me water.The hausas cudnt pronounce the real word so they use "Nyamiri" and till date they still use it to refer to Igbos.Same for aboki etc.
anyone can take any word to be derogratory anyway. 

Nice thread.

I wonder why she bothered with the marriage stuff sef?the man is more like her dad

she try. . . .she sounds so positive and brave and thats the spirit.
Never knew the hubby had an ex-wife.

Ice cold tea.

whatever happened to Joseph Yobo?
she shld do sumting abt her weight fast.what car did the oldie buy her?. . .outdated yaris .o ma se o
she and the man needs to upgrade,seriously.