₦airaland Forum

People like discomfort and stress sha . . .all part of been a celeb
Wont wear those shoes,even if am paid to do so.

Either the meat was over-fried or not very well cooked OR u are having teeth/gum problem.Go see ya dentist.

babalobi:
TWO landlords Alhaji S. Oloye and Mr.O. Oloyo,with 24 bed room properties in Odo Oba Area,Ibadan, Oyo state are to spend the next 20 months in Jail for their failure to provide toilet facilities for their tenants

http://assemblyonline.info/2009/05/nigeria-news-two-landlords-jailed-over-non-provision-of-toilet-facilities/

Bedroom apartments or one room apartments(face-me-i-face-u)
Nice moves.Peeps can also reject outrightly houses with no toilet and bathing facility.
Its common to see well to do big-men/landlords build houses that is not fit even for a goat and ppl still pay to habite in such places.Houses with no toilets and bathrooms cos they want to build more rooms and make more money.Kitchen is a luxury

Good for u

Good.whats ur old moniker?old soup in a new pot ni

Before thay assasinate him,they shld let him do just one thing for Edo state or has he done anything yet?

who be Utali again

angie17:
is it a nigerian tradition? is it practised??
all serious replies appreciated

Its not a Nigerian Thing.Its an individual thing
Lol,it has nothing to do with our culture or race,its just a personal thing.its not even encouraged in Nigeria as a matter of fact,a greater percentage of Nigerians frown at it.
Then when it was quite popular,it was a means of checking and controlling unfaithfulness in relationships.For me,its for losers and the insecure and i wud never be part of it. . . .why be in a relationship when theres no trust
Generally,its almost non-existing now.
BTW,did u just take an oath or planning to do so?

watermelon

I like bitterleaf.i use it for egusi and okro  soups.Nothing beats the after taste especially after a glass of cold water.

MC whes happily married with one kid now.
Have u seen "Johnbull and Rosekate" ? You wud laff and laff and laff.
Shes a cool girl.

amebo22:
You neva mention Y, i am interested in that as well pls

Carrying the bulge and weight for 9 months.
Breastfeeding for atleast 6 months.
Bathing,changing diapers,feeding,cuddling,bed-time stories for atleast 2 yrs.
Staying up late waiting for u to come back from the first party u went alone.
Long talks abt pregnacy,sanitary pads,puberty,beards .
rofl.
Mums are just the best 

Oturukpeke 
@Poster,he have no right to insult your parents whatsoever.He knew abt ur parents problem b4 he married u so why is he just waking up now?
Look,just tell him u cant watch him insulting your parents everday and if he does not change and if u can  ,kiss his ass goodbye.
Marriage is all abt accepting the partners deficiencies,weakness and inadequacies.U are not forcing him to love ur parents but he owes them Respect.
BTW,have u guys had any child/ren together?

Pro-choice for life 
Im wondering why a woman wud abandon a baby she has carried for 9 months?why not abort and save urself and the baby the stress
However,having worked with an orphanage home and being opportuned to see where most babies are abandoned . I'm forced to see abortion as a better option.

Why did u allow your MIL and BIL to live with u?
Send him away. . . . .Next time u might not be alive to tell the story.

farewell:
Big question! How do you get this person out of your house?

Is it not obvious?hes a threat to your life.Let ur hubby ask him gently to leave cos hes a threat to your life,If he refuses use force. . . .Police ,whatever.
Ur hubby can get him an alternative accomdation though  Its ur matrimonial home for Gods sake not some refugee camp for some retard.

hehe
Ndi nne na agba home games ugbua
@Topic,oso chuwa nwata na be nna ya,o gbala ikwu/imere nne ya.
when ones' kinsman rejects him/one is having problems with his kinsman,he runs to his maternal home
No place like the mothers breasts
No one wud ever care like mama

Toyin,why not u?u sure wud become a mother someday . . .i'd rather say soonest.seeing the way u and ATheist abi whareva hes called roll  
Presido,Presido,Presido  Ugboro ole ka m kporo gi?  kpachara anya gi na ebe m nno.a gam ememina gi otu eshi ma o buru na i hapughim aka.ole nke bu illegal mother?  iwu illegal father ? o dikwa egwu,Pres,hapum biko,ihe gi a naghi amasim,hoha 
Darfur,a luolam di  .where were u mgbem di single,fasting and praying?
@Agaba,a maghim ihe mere key mu,onu uzom ekweghi opening.am still trying  kedu?
Grafikdon,a nom na bending corner  Uga junction eche gi.dont keep me waiting.
@mmadum dum,ndu mmiri,ndu azu.
Ikommmmmmmmmmmmmmmi 

[quote author=Masha_luvs link=topic=247934.msg3850567#msg3850567 date=1242021119]how do u say

pass me your love.

like that song?[/quote]in igbo. . . nyem ihunanya gi

otele:
pls somebody tell me, what does akpuruotele mean?

pelvic girdle

rofl
So she have given her life to christ and found it healthy to be best of friends with her married ex without the wifes' knoweledge Pathetic how some folks hide under that big umbrella . . .Christ/Church/Religion for their own personal gains.
@OP since when did she meet Christ?since u refused picking her calls?
abeg make she carry her cross waka.u owe her nuffin . . .finacially or even spiritually
Good decision u have made.stick with it.

lol.amarula here i come
Ugbo =forest . . . .intresting,same as igbo for farm
Idimi =quarters
Ighele =adult man
Odibo =steward . .same as igbo for slave.
Ugha =compound
Ekete =throne.
Igedu =timber.
Oro= gold
Sangi =blood
Garafa =mug
more to come

No,i wont even dream of it.

MrCrackles:
Poster

Do you know where they sell sandpaper?

You need to buy a large roll, scrub the fish stinking girl together with some petrol and izal!

Goodluck

blacksta:
bath her 7 times in any lagos canal


job done

ROFL

Never knew men so selfish,heartless and stone cold like this still exists

Nsogbu a diro a agam emeda gi obi na Ikpele mmili Aguru,ebe a na ele azu na mmanya inugo?
Jenni,Ibo-babe,fesse,nnenne,GC ,Osisi,Rubi ,Chisimdi,Ibk,Toyinrayo,etc. . . .happpppppppppppppppppy uka nne

spikedcylinder:
Please prove me wrong then. Is there a government recognised Emir of Anambra?

Spikey,theres actually a "saraki " in "Ama-hausa " in Onitsha and Awka.am very sure of those ones.  and ah well,i dont know if its "recognized" by the govt.
@Topic,i think Originally,this "eze-ship" outside ones land was meant to cater for the indigenes in the foreign land. . . .help them when they are having problems,celebrate marriages and mourn together when one of them is dead,have and organise meetinsg and keep in tune with the happenings in their hometown,engage in charity works and generally think of ways to make their hometown a better place BUT sadly i seriously doubt if that is obtainable now  so . . . .if its not serving any positive purpose it can as well be scrapped off.

Kobojunkie:
Awww shucks!! Sad that these ibos here do not seem to consider you as important as Mma is to them, since news of your award did not make it to the front pages or even the news in Nigeria. But no worries, you are not alone. There are thousands of nigerians across the country today celebrating acceptance to one or more internships only in the eyes of this group here, if that internship does not involved working at the white house ( which by the way is not in Nigeria), it is not to be celebrated in much the same way. If you are disappointed, imagine how the many other Nigerians out , who are not ibos but also got selected for the internship of their choice, feel.

_{P.S Congratulations and I do hope you make the best of the opportunity!!}

rofl

. . . .she sure has a thing for chubby guys
wish her the best.

[quote author=invisible! link=topic=270652.msg3845891#msg3845891 date=1241903497]From the south eastern part of the north western part of the country![/quote]rofl

why do peeps use new id when wahala don burst or water pass garri
@Topic,one of the many disadvantages of arrangee marriage or marrying with little or no courtship.Nobody can force the guy if hes made up his mind to get divorce.Have the girl been sleeping around for real?. . . .she can easily move to another city with her white guy
jor,i see no problem at all,the girl has found a white guy and is living with him,the boy wants divorce which i think is better than living in the same house with an adultress or domestic violence so what gives To ur tent oh Isreal

Ice cold mango and carrot juice.

it sounds weird Pineapple peels?
@Dominique,try it again and tell us what u think/how it went.