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Lmao
@Echelon . . .and maybe many more.
well,ihe nile nara oru bu oru.onye na way ya.

Presssssssss,i miss you ooooh and i makwa
Ikomiuim,Fake si m gwa gi na erhm. . .i sietiela nti gi? asiri gbaka ute like you.
GC

Lol,aha dikwa na NL.
nwando nke lina
ihe mere isi jiri aza nu nwatakiria nwe ala.onye o banuru,sharp sharp,onye ahu e nweta id ohuru biaghachi,as if no o na akwu mmadu ugwo here sef. meanwhile;e wepu anyi,aguru e gbuo ya.
Echi o bula ya ma o bu moduranshi ya banurum,me jiri nwanyo lakpuo.si nini mere. . . .a pam face a cho face,face m a gbara oku?

hmmmmn i say, aha di na ala oooooooh hoha
i should be expecting Romanus soon from romoe to Romanus. . .or maybe ifysometimes
ihe di njo na esi ushi. hmmmmn

kedu Otele sef?o rikwa nma eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?

Kashif:
@topic,

Onye na-aro onye ka ya anya na-eme ya nkiri.

Biko nyerenu m aka tapia nke a. Echelon, awo si na oburu na ya agbanwughi oso, mbara nwanne ya agbachitere ya o

kam tryia obere
he who is blinking at one bigger than him is only staring at him
d thing siri ike ,Echelon,Youngies na Mortiple have to tinye mouth.
@Topic,Asi na "mgbe agadi nwanyi si na o naghi ata anu,mara na eze gwuru ya na onu".
when an old woman says she dont eat meat,it means shes toothless.

Lol
tufe pls the correct prescription. . .fried humus soil 5 times daily for 6 days.7th day take soaked clay
i missed you sha,have you made enough money yet?money makes ifyalways smile

tufe:
hmmmmm

so u and gunny finally made it out. good for ya

where did you get that deductions from?
made it out where and when?
Tufe,you need fried sand. . .it cures short sightedness and corrosive deductive brains.  

@Clems am fine,cooling in Gunnies mansion,having the best bla bla bla of my life lol
school and more school work want kill me.

@Sam. . . .kiss my ass.

romeo:
Ify kedu ihe iminiri? a bu m onye ezi okwu oge obula

Rotflmao
Romy,onye eziokwu. 
Just this last ulo i lara,kwuo eziokwu,nwanyi ole ka i rovuru at same time?
Me personally,o kwa i gbawara m obi,i gave you rove,you gave me rust 
i needed you,you only wanted me .lol
Romy aha gi eghighi aha ndi na ekwu eziokwu na aza hoha  aha gi wu aha ndi playboys na aza.Infact Mpam gwara m na nwoke o bula na aza Romanus wu agaracha.lol
Romy don't mind me jare.am just happy ugbua knowing that am needed by someone. but cherekwa unu umu nwoke dikwa egwu. . . .the need nwere ike i turn to want any moment sha lol i wont relax or hie ura,boys dikwa bad.lol o nwere ike o buru kpom na akuku ma o bu n'elu na agu ya ya sim na o neediri m.

**hisses**

Bido na rising of anwu till its setting,Jisos i dirim nma.Nara ekele na oru ebube i ruru na ndu Uju,o gi Jisos ! o nweghi onye ma o bu chi ozo puru ime ya.O bu ihe itunanya nye anyi,o gbara ndi iro hari.Dalu,onye na enye nwa.

romeo:
LoL

I need you = putara na i di ya mkpa
I want you = putara na ochoro ikwa gi iko ( o bughi ajo ife sha)

daluuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Lol so o nwere ndi m di nkpa lol ekele diri Jah e chekwam ma ekwurekwu m na njo m a kuorala m job.lol Ok,there is hope
Ok,baby i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed you too
Romy dalu for ikwu eziokwu for just this once.

Toshiee Fake,hmmn Fake nokwa probation na pantim. let me see ma o ga aputali.lol hes enjoying the place,o choghikwa i puta at all at all.lol.Ogwu na ukwu Arochukwu e jidela ya final cheeeeeeeeeeeei Ify,onu nsi.
Pres,on a serious note i ka dikwa ndu?eliza a gbajiela gi ukwu?
Igbo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

dolly Patron

lol
Sauce dat satz even still dey ground?they came with fire then and vanished like smoke too.
saturday and sunday,skirt and blouse ,suzie bra. . . .satzenbrau  

lol
clemcyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

for who and by whom

Macharia am lost for words,it still sounds so untrue to me
what about our plans?moi,tu et kukuwe?tours of Nairobi?
we love you Machy,we miss you and we wud always do remember you.
Adieu Machy

@Topic,it is morally wrong.
You cud have just lent him the money or just given him even if its a fraction of it _{though there are still some ppl that wud capitalize on the fact that you are friends and wont pay you back the lent money}
Personally,i wud NEVER buy a friends property,its either i give hm freely or lend him.let another unknown face buy the property,NOT me.

@topic,too bad,i just have to go.i wud feel bad but yet i just have to go and wish them well.

big father:
You have been married for 5yrs and searching for a child and your wife came in one day and told you she is pregnant and that the baby is not yours.
What are the measures you would take at first ?

i wud be speechless.
1: she slept with another man
2:she got herself pregnant
3:she told me without mincing words.
lol,shes simply asking for divorce,i wud ask her to leave my house then go see my lawyers for divorce.

jennykadry:
his carelessness pisses me off he can be very careless wt things,and keep looking for his things everyday,ive told him one day he will forget his name

the worst of all is he's sometimes disorganised ,i don't know it wasnt like this when he was single,ever since we got married i don't know if he thinks he brought a house girl into his house ,when he comes home he flings his shoes to d toilet,his shirt to the parlour,ties to the bedroom and the trousers he flings on my face

lmao

lol. my dayz.the gods are wise definietly.
i remain highly karid,chief ilya du Opobo

O gini na eme ebea.anyi mara na NL a dighikwa otu odi na mbu but yet,ihe mere some of us ka jikwa abia ebea bu maka threads like these.the bond and love we have come to share,bikonuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,unu lota now,at least maka threadia anyi.

@Topic,ita mu aru n'isi na asoghi uburu,agaghim aso nsi ma m tawa gi na otele
if you bite me on my head not considering my brain,i wud definitely bite back at your bums disregarding the faeces there likewise.

ndi okenye sikwa na "ijiji na ebe mmadu na nti e weghi ihe o ga eme nti,o bejuru,kwujuru ya lawa" no translankowa

lol
Ikomi onye ekwurekwu onye juru gi now? okwu okwu e kwuru ekwu
umu igbo ibem buko nu o nwere ihe m choro ijunu.lol only for matured minds anyway,biko umuntakiri e tinyekwana onu n'okwua. Ima asusu igbo ka m na aghota very well.
O nwere ihe di iche na "need na want"? like o buru na nwoke si nwanyi na "i need you" ,ole ihe precisely o putara?As in, onye ahu kwa gi na o bughi "wanting" but "needing" lol.gini ka o putara?
onye na amaghi ya buko tinye ire gi n'oba imara ya kowara m.

igbo dalu nu !

Nma nma gi di egwu.Ekele diri gi Jisos.

lmao
what a combination.it has daliquated

I have seen many a mighty fall after a hot bla bla bla session.
****nuffin makes or mars like bla bla bla*****
whos the last man standing?  

that was not ibo.
that is kukuvi language for the slaves

ibkaye:
PERVERTS DETECTED

thank yousssss

***gets the perverts earmarked for a special bla bla session***

Ok.
ciao

" THE RETURN OF ONYE APARI"

***notices theres none around,pulls down my shorts and fartssssssssss***
what a refreshing and invigorating experience