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Thank God for his gift of the discerning spirits.
We wont be decieved by the wolves in sheeps clothings neither wud God be mocked.

spoilt:
best compliment from my spouse? Hmmm
seun will delete it.

rofl

hmmmn

simple. . .block his number.

Ruky-Bond

ooooooh Choochi,Nwando si na o naghi aga mpochi Madam no Mpochi after all those your moi moi what next?abi dem don get o gbara igbo hari(new technology) of iga mpochi? lol abeg unu tunyere m azu i go to mpochi daily and i have no apologies.

Ikomi dalu.you are so humane.lol the mpochi session went well.Ka ihe mere m hapu ime gi,hoha the mpochi was sumtin else story for another day.

Pres Fake is fine.o gara probation,ekpere anyi wu ka o puta safely and soundly

igbo hi

Heheeeeeeeeeee.
Ikomi a nam abia,a chorm iga mpochi beans m riri na asa m afo
lol,it was fun having you around today.hope to see you often.

You,igbo presenter?signs of the end times i wud say . i wud look out for the real Ikomi tonite.You are a perfect fake.lol.
Ikomi buy garri.

Perfect Mistake

lmao
Ikomi,Ikomi e kwelam jiri ochi meruo onwe m ahu.
i si na unu na akpo ya "otugba" hmmmn oha na eze unu biakwa nuru ooooh.i wont accept or object till onye ozo e corraboratie ya else . . , its null and void.

Yeah,a gbagara m oso agha biafra to Ukwani,Ngwa,Ukwa na Ikwa.lol
Ikomi pls do sumtin to your igbo fast.o dikwa egwu na atu oyi.very very K-legged,i tell you.

rofl.
Ikomi ole ndi side igbo na akpo ya ihe ndia i dere nke a wukwa mbu ntim inu ya.
bottle***ololo
window****onu mpio
ozodingba***maybe o chimp ma o bu gorrilla

lol Ikomi,Ijum ihe a na akpo keys bu mkpari to my entity a whole me?.i was expecting Jamb question now.
keys =Igodo
any objections?

good

@topic,tend

Ikomi:
Ngbanu lol. Proove me wrong deee a full page. lol

Hapu ide just one line. Hahahahaha. A' chi gwuo lem onwem eba.

Lee Ikomi on a very serious note ,Igbo gi is not only off key and off note,its without tone,simple time signature and very omimi to hotala.O gini sef?   igu your write ups takes me so much oge.  
Am beginining to suspect na i bughi onye igbo.Ikomi who are you sef?  
Ok to prove na i bu onye igbo zaa ajuju ndia:
kedu afa mmiri gbara ala igbo niile gburugburu ?
gini ka ana akpo bottle,window na ozodingba na igbo?
 

Ikomi:
I disagree with uso ato n'ime uzo ano. Thats not Igbo. lol

Okay if it was only 3/4 = 0.75

What would u say your answer is in Igbo. That is why I disagree with uso ato n'ime uzo ano.

No 1 ihe m dere bu " uzo" and not " uso"
         nke abuo,uzo ato n'ime ano kere iri na abuo  . . . . i hotala  
Lekwa ebe ejule na acho i kuzuri nkita oso.   Ikomi wanna teach me igbo.rofl

Ikomi:
Ify ihe ahu idere is wrong, owugi otu ahu ka esi ede Igbo, umuaka aga gi aghota ya. Igbo ahu idere ebe ahu wu Igbo ndi Ochei.

Nna ede kwa Mordern Igbo.

Iwe abilam. But am right Ify aint I. Seriously. lol

ole nke bukwa igbo ochie? ole nke bu foreign abi na current igbo?
lol.igbo m mara di nani abuo ' igbo izugbe na olumba' .sometimes i tend to mix the two,i agree,i cant help it.
iwe wee gi i ga kuo isi gi na okwute,o nweghi onye sendiri gi message,inu.  
 As for the simple traslation,i mara afo na ala.i dara ya tinye jara,infact o buru na ulo akwukwo,it wud be better for you not to attempt it at all.   lol onye nkuzi anyi ga asi na for making her waste her time to read your beautiful write up and wasting her biro,you wud be not only giving a big zero but punished too.Ikomi i dara ya flat,zeroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.Iti bolilbo.

rofl
Ikomi i fuola finallllll.Apama a parala gi  
I si na owu nini?Having failed this simple test,you are hereby sentenced to 12 full moons,21 market days in Igbankwu village,no maiden to tend you.   Ikomi i meyenam ihere na ahu.   chei Ikomi.Na so?
3/4 of 12= 9 putara uzo ato n'ime uzo ano kere iri na abuo putara iteghete/itoolu.  
once again,A1 igbo  

Atleast a garam at all.Better than hanging in ukwu udara na uzo iyi or plucking utu and chasing birds which is your speciality.
onye mere mistake mecha mezie the mistake,then its miskept abi?Ikomi biko hapu m.
i choro ka m nwa gi now? ngwa tugharia na igbo:
3/4 of 12=9
dee ya kpam kpam n'igbo.lol.na you go show yourself now.echekwam ma o bu ekwute okwu okpukpu ujo abia agadi nwanyi? nga imakwa na i maghi a,b,ch,d igbo why i ji choo ka m mee gi pooti now? Ikomi tugharia n'igbo 3/4 of 12=9

huh

@topic, bend

Dalu Echelon.N'eziokwu,Ijeri bu billion.
Hundred=nari
thousand=puku
million=nde/ide
billion=ijeri.
A1 Igbo languguage

Anyi niile ga ahu n'ulo uka.

so

powerofmap:
I don dey read all since so I don decide to make my comments.
How did this shit start? why would a white man fall for this crap if not that they really know that our leaders loot our funds and need some to stand as owner like a white man.someone said yahoo boyz 're lazy, I pray for you make you no face poverty and face anything wey go make choose between thief,drug n yahoo because lots of guys in our universities pay their bills by this stuff.Picture the rate of crime in Lagos and Benin and picture if yahoo is not in existence how will crime rate be?So all we need to do is to pray our leaders stop looting our funds so that boys too go stop to use their looting creat Format(lol).

I no be Yahoo boy but atleast I dey hood wey yahoo don make crime reduce.God Bless Nigeria and God change the heart of our Leaders.

Never treat crime from below treat am from the Top.

Luca what cooking?

am more along these lines.
lets treat the root cause first.

rofl
Ikomi eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh,i si na owu nini?  nke a awu ilu,akpalaokwu ka o bu njiko okwu?  " ihe m mere akara,ihe akara mere m "truly, okwu ohuru to ntim 
Allkorrect,a hotaghim gi.ngwa a bum onye Avu na owerrri west,area M.  lol abum onye abia state.
GC ole gi now? 
Fake  . . . . .ndo.anyi ga na etinye gi na ekpere inu.   
Igbo niile,home and abroad kwenu oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 

infections ,injections and tablets .

Buttermint

Ferlie Fever

buttermint

Ufobabe wadooooooooooo. come and speak some Isoko for us please 
Ola,the kpo-kpo garri i really don't know how to prepare it.its different from the usual garri me and you know.its more like lumps,methinks its garri fried specially with maybe salt and/or other spices.its best taken with fish.  just fish or maybe groundnuts and NOT soup.
Komekn,hmmn owo soup.its very simple though.we call it emergency soup  just boil a little water,add a little kaun ie potash(optional),plenty red oil,fish and spices like uda and ehuru(optional) boil for like 15 mins,add a handful of garri(depends on the quantity of water you aded) and keep stiring till the garri all dissolves(the garri is meant to be a thickner).voila,soup is ready  my mum used to call it soup for lazy bones but i really like it  . . . .very delicious 

liftedone whatssup with the "okorojuju dance and Urhobo makossa"?
thank heavens for civilization,i have a cousin that was circumcised just before her marriage.the pains and everything she had then,i can't wish that for my best enemy.then it was said that if you are not circumcissed before marriage,you wont either not get pregnant or if you do you would experience a very difficult delivery.
Isoko wadooooooooooooooooooooooooo 

echelon:
Otutu aka na-ekunye nwa nkita ndu

Bikonu tapiara m ilu nke ikpeazu

otutu= plenty/lots of
aka=hands
na- ekunye=gives
nwa nkita=dog
ndu=life
The ilu kpukwa oku n'onu.nghota ya na ntapi ya di omimi.

@topic,ihe na agu nwanyi di ime na agu onye tuwara ya ime.
whatever a pregnant woman desires,the man that got her pregnant wants too.

hes lost it

Jisos i di nma.ebube Isreal i togbugom.dalu eze ebube.

buttermint

Komekn,am really sorry,my PC is having a lirrrrle problem today.i wud tell you abt the owo soup morrrow.
where is liftedone?do find out abt the 'Urhobo makossa' and "okorojuju dance " and come give us a feedback.
Ola whasssup?you preparing the fried beans?

lol what abt 'kpo-kpo garri'? oh! my dayzz,kpo kpo garri with dried fish and pepper.

wadoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo