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Jokes Etc › Re: House Of Prostitution by ifyalways(f): 9:16pm On Mar 03, 2008
lmao.
Jokes Etc › Re: Wanna See Some Funny Pics? by ifyalways(f): 9:14pm On Mar 03, 2008
tessybaby:
@ first pic
plz guys answer this question
are there no muscles on the blabla?
why is it still very small?
. . .the muscles dey chop the bla bla bla instrument.
more muscles less bla bla bla instrument.
@post,nice ones
Jokes Etc › Re: Ever Wonder? by ifyalways(f): 9:11pm On Mar 03, 2008
make una dey divert the topic dey goooooo.
well,my own clubs na eyimba of aba + 3sc of ibadan.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup enyimba cheesy
@topic,Yeah,Buhari is wondering why Musa became the president of 9ja
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 9:02pm On Mar 03, 2008
LMAO
o kwa ibidokwana ozo na abalia cheesy
mpa m ma na m bu ogiri isi na ukpaka kemgbe uwa so o bughi ihe ohuru joo.

Yes,e mum anya eme ihe ahu i kuziri m,you got any problems with dat now? cheesy

pres okwa ima na i gbabeghim VAL?i still chetara it ooooo
Jokes Etc › Re: An Interracial Dating Guide - Guys Only by ifyalways(f): 8:54pm On Mar 03, 2008
. . .dont waste your sperms saliva on him abeg. tongue
he slept on an empty stomach in a room with a leaking roof and had a terrible nightmare too cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by ifyalways(f): 8:44pm On Mar 03, 2008
. . . .lawdy lawwwwwwwwd cool
after you ! cheesy
Health › Re: Itching Body After Cold Bath by ifyalways(f): 8:35pm On Mar 03, 2008
LadyT:
Where do you live? Its the chemicals they used to clean and treat the water. Thats why its better to use hot water you wont get that itch.
. . .this might just be it.
@poster,if its just after a cold bath,then boil the water first and see what happens.

"keep them comming",lmao cheesy NL
its all good ?TOyosi
Jokes Etc › Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by ifyalways(f): 8:31pm On Mar 03, 2008
djcrooky:
oga your system no get space bar
una no go kill pesin 4 hia.lmao cheesy
Family › Re: Molested. by ifyalways(f): 8:27pm On Mar 03, 2008
bawomolo:
the police is your friend. if not get some thugs to beat the shit out of that nephew then get counseling for the daughter. by counseling, i mean visit a real professional and not some holy pastor.
Yeah but i wud still take my nephew for some counselling too.ofcos after hes been dealt with.
Family › Re: Father Sleeping With Daughter by ifyalways(f): 8:16pm On Mar 03, 2008
very shocking story indeed but the girl is 30 for crying out loud,she ought to be able to resist this years ago.which kain demon possess the girl and the papa sef ? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Igbo Girls Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! by ifyalways(f): 8:08pm On Mar 03, 2008
rotimy:
MC OKONS BABA, with such Calabar and Yoruba names, I bet no Igbo Lady will take you serious. Your native name is what? The way you attacked Easybaby will scare away any Lady that wanted to come closer. My ADVICE? Go to Igbo land on any market day, those girls you will see carrying baskets on their heads are the real Igbo Babes! City Big Gals have no time for YAHOOZEE romance! Igbo Kwenu
lmao.very good answer for the mkpi-hausa on heat cheesy

ejule ha ndi nne nwanyi angry
Romance › Re: Married Only- What Was Your Honey Moon Like? by ifyalways(f): 8:05pm On Mar 03, 2008
. . . .counting 1,2, 7 only shocked shocked shocked
lmao ,nice thread anyway kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Where Are Young Single Ladies? by ifyalways(f): 8:00pm On Mar 03, 2008
iice:
[color=#9900ff] grin grin grin And the number increases with each day grin grin[/color]
cheesy grin cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Needs A Comforter by ifyalways(f): 7:55pm On Mar 03, 2008
lmao
Romance › Re: Online Dating/marriage, Does It Work? by ifyalways(f): 7:52pm On Mar 03, 2008
@topic,its a game of luck.
iice lmao cheesy
Autos › Re: Bikers In Nigeria by ifyalways(f): 7:44pm On Mar 03, 2008
Bikes are cool.no hold up,no traffic jam.zoom,zoom ,zooooooooooom it goes.  tongue
   i love seeing people on bike but never dreamt of being on top one for any reason.

for those that can,happy trails kiss
Health › Re: Hepatitis B by ifyalways(f): 7:29pm On Mar 03, 2008
@poster,tips to help :
Eat right:even though food may not appeal to you,try to eat a substantial meal in the morning and lighter meals during the day.maintain a balanced diet and get adequate nutrition.
Drink lots of water,fruit juices,rehydration drinks.keep your body well -hydrated.
Run away from alcohols and take only drugs prescribed by your doctor. . .your liver isn't so healthy again to handle drug and alcohol processing.
Slow down:avoid strenuous exercises,stress and reduce your activity level to match your energy level.

wishing you the best.
Family › Re: n by ifyalways(f): 7:08pm On Mar 03, 2008
ebe unu na achoghi ka mmadu mata ihe unu na ekwu ebe a sef.ok o burukwa ego ka unu ka eke ole nke m ooooo ? cheesy
NL ama egwuregwu cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by ifyalways(f): 7:00pm On Mar 03, 2008
. . . ify is fine.
whats down you ? cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 6:57pm On Mar 03, 2008
presido1:
Bia ify ina ehi kwa ura? ooooooh ma oburu ugbo oloko na aga umuahia from sokoto
. . . .osisa to ajuju gi cheesy :
ino online a putaghi na anom na ihu computer m,e nwere ike a nom eme ihe ozo.
gi na onwe gi ino na ala nro were mara na a nom online?so the question ga aga back to sender****pres i na ehikwa ura? tongue
nwanyi no honeymoon a naghi ehi ura.esp with fake by na akuku m,ihe m no na elu ya now bu kwoo on ! aluta jet,continuity 4 ever cheesy
mu na gi a no na d same time zone sef? cheesy lol

Pres d pres a na m ehikwa ura oooooo.ura na enye obara .you care,dalu kiss

igbo bu igbo ekele m
onwa March a wud be onwa anyi nile ga a march into our victory,march into udo na onu,ahu ike na nmeri,ngozi ihu na azu,ihe iriba ama na nmeri.
Jehovah bu eze. cool
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 6:47pm On Mar 03, 2008
@youngies a hotara m ntughari ya na bekke mana yet o kweghim nghota ma o bu okwukwu na igbo.i cant speak/say it in igbo. o m choro itukwanu d ilu,how do i do?
Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by ifyalways(f): 6:21pm On Mar 03, 2008
info:
With so much drama in the industry
Hip Hop Police are listening
Be careful or you'll be history
Looks like another unsolved mystery
It's murder, murder, murder
Ah it's murder, murder, murder
Yeah it's murder, murder, murder
Somebody tell em it's murder
Murder was the case and they blamed me https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/2.gif
You sound like my nursery school teacher.lmao
nursery Rhymes . . . . cheesy
@clem must you inculcate your bla bla bla bad spirit on everyone here?
what a way to welcome a newbie. cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 6:08pm On Mar 03, 2008
Mortiple:
Ndigbo mma mma nu!

[color=#990000]Oso nwanyi isinkpe soro ya na odu ezi (meaning: any man who has resolved never to marry a widow must avoid visiting her at night for moonlighting).
ilu a na nkowa ya ekweghim nghota biko.uburu eke m needs to be helped here.
oso:onye na aso
nwanyi isi nkpe:agadu/ajadu
soro yashocked kweghim nghota huh
na odu ezi:a pigs tail ka o bu gini huh
@topic,oji ihe nwata welie aka ya elu,mgbe aka jiri ya,o wetue ya.
youngies,ekwe m na isi cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by ifyalways(f): 6:02pm On Mar 03, 2008
. . . . . huh
Forum Games › Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by ifyalways(f): 5:54pm On Mar 03, 2008
too bad she gave up now.the storm is almost over. . . .patience oh patience  sad
Health › Re: Itching Body After Cold Bath by ifyalways(f): 12:46am On Mar 03, 2008
@poster,go see a dermatologist for the physical examination and treatment.
itching generally might be caused by :
fungus infections
hives and lice
scabies and ezcema
atopic and contact dermatitis
presence of hookworm  larvea on the skin.
contact irritants like soap and chemicals in the water(used for treating water)
dry skin

meanwhile try :
lukewarm baths using very little soap.
moisturizers and skin soothing creams after bath.
go see a dermatologist.
Health › Re: I Bet You Didnt Know This---the 7 Deadliest Diseases! by ifyalways(f): 12:16am On Mar 03, 2008
@poster well done
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Fine Igbo Guy Wanted. by ifyalways(f): 11:51pm On Mar 02, 2008
[quote author=D-Benny link=topic=89951.msg2007164#msg2007164 date=1204243518]This application should have a closing date ooo!!!!

@ ifyalways

Did i hear anyone mention "romance room" ?!!!![/quote]whats the connection huh

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