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[quote author=Kissmyass! link=topic=100950.msg1828346#msg1828346 date=1199725540]there should be a section for reconnecting with lost friends, it's very essential[/quote]there is a thread for that _{not a section}
you want the link?buy me a **** _{i wud luk for the link later pls}

coonyeama:
Do you know of any recent weddings in Naija this december?

Check out this site

www.giniandokey.weddingwindow.com

ole ihe bu meaning ihe a ?i nwuru rum booro chi ka o bu palmmy overnite 
gini jikoro anyi with ndi gbara akwukwuo na naija?fiakwa,echekwa m ma i biara igwa anyi d latest money making systems.now,carry your site and shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit out.

ohaneze ekelem.
pres d pres,hahah ehehhe tosh nara gi umuagbohobia abuo iji na ekeresimesia,kwue elu kwue ala,tosh kpochiri nti siezie the umu asa abuo,now forumk a chowakwala iji style nara gi onye iji nwe hope?chaiii buko unu meere pres ebere doo. pres ebezila,o ga adi nma,inu. 

ikomi,romanus,fesse ,echelon,yougies,ken,nnenneigbo,toshman,darfur,GC,nwando,oziomatv,kendokorea,jenni,akara,otele,faky etc nke anyi diri anyi ooooo.
ndu mmiri ndu azu.
2008,nmeri nmeri for us in every angle of our life.

romeo:
for where the person graduate comot? university?, motor park? alaba international? upper iweka or head bridge?

abi na those ones wey go school learn to speak grammar and forgot that they actually read engineering? besides na only read them dey do for here because nada nada for practicals

school is good but that should not be a decider when you meet your life partner because you might end up marrying Chike Obi and subsequently spending your whole miserable life blowing grammar with no food to chop, it sucks

ROFLMAO.

abeg ooo am a student.

[quote author=lai-lai link=topic=59879.msg1829089#msg1829089 date=1199740109]ogre, y u always dey claim another level when u know your real level[/quote]tell him jare.
thats why hes still here too,never accepting his kolokrazy abilities is a sure way of failing his capabilities. _{hope i made sense}

chai echelon kwuru gawa.
i jirila ilulu igbo meruo m ahu,more grease to your elbows buko.
may the akwukwo ilu never dokara again,and even if ma o doka by mistake,may garri okpo/aso mmiri i ga eji amachi ya never kola you. 

dalu so.anyi na amuta ihe ebe a.
chukwu gozie gi.

seun 001 dearie dont mind infobaba.
point 1;am not his ifyalways
point 2:am not a moderator in nl,am only a moderator and madam in our ranch
dont just mind him ma dear,i missed you too.

@infobaba,am not a moderator abeg ooo.i just hate those fraudsters.

drealsmile:
@topic
Na wa o
believe me one dey my house now as i dey talk so, should i walk her out. please advice

LMAO .hehe haha
way to go you asked ?
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr let her go naw.

yemivictor:
LOL! OMG!! You didn't even say an amen to my initial prayer? _{men, i can't laugh o!}
And besides, who told you i was on a virgin-hunt sef?

lol.ok uou say amen to my own prayer too then i wud do same.
the same person that told you am hunting for studs/sex bombs told me you are in the market for virgin girls.

yeah it works.its more than a tonic for me,its a must hear


@topic "showkey bobo,nothing do you
all the witch ppl,if dem vex,dem go fall."

blackgucci isnt that obvious?even my name alone tells the story.

whats wrong with my choice of music?or haven't you heard it before?haba it should be a popular song.

CALIBOY:
I copy you guys and it just strange that i can`t ask her everything about the Edo people, especially the oddz u know wha a mean, ! moreso,i don`t live in Naija to get to grab more yans about this tribe, maybe someone out there could help me out, ! I might sound grotesque but remember, we`re all Africans, once in a while, those cultural tribalistic sentiment sometimes tend to raise them ugly heads n i guess, we just can`t overlook them.A CALABAR BOY IN THAT MATTER, ! no fears people! I think i love the chick n we live same city,

hmmn baby boi,at this stage you are not even sure of your emotions/intentions huh you are still in the thinking world ?
ok,methinks you are not yet ready for marriage now.

NaJa HaJe:
Rogo have you read your post? Does it make sense to you?

do yourself a favour and re-write your post. It does sound like an interesting topic _{** from the little i gathered***}

agreeded !

ikomi am fine.yes i kept your turkey,aturu,ogazi,ewu hausa,nama,obogu,ewu igbo,nkpi,mbe,aturu,okuko and all for you kama ihe tuga m ujo naw bu your location,a chobeghim ibia there now.no ,not yet. 

faky onye bukwa chritiana?i bidolo ozo?gurukwa christiana gi a lota na ulo tata,hmmmmm e gwubeghim anything first   

buko o were onye mara details about igba ekpe ndi umuahia? i need to know. 

errrr ikomi nwando simply means,children are shields.
nwa bu umbroda.  esp for you mewela agadi naw,nwa can only be your umbroda naw else hmmmmn.nwa di nkpa,nwa ka ego.i love that name.

ror.

how high is your high body temperature 

high body temperature(hyperthermia) leads to heatstroke. heatstroke occurs when the body is not able to regulate and control its temperature rise,it just keeps on rising. some of the noticeable symptoms are mood/mental changes,red,hot dry skin,reduced sweating.etc.

how do you take your tempeature reading and when do you do it?
temp reading taken during a womans ovulation tends to be higher/lower because of the hormone level in the body at that time.moreoever readings taken in the armpit,ear and oral are not always same,there is always slight differences.

@poster,do you feel sick?
have any chronic illness,trauma,injury?they might be a factor too.
see a doctor.perharps ,nothing is wrong with you.

salinco and AJ pls can you ppl explain better
cant even understand where or what you guys are talking of

LMAO.some replies are sumtin else.

@topic, "fire fire" by Daddy showkey wont be a bad idea. 

tboy1:
You r NOT ready to marry- if u really love d girl u wont ask any advice from anyone

word !

Ikomi:
Igbo happy happy. I forgot to say new year. Yeah I mean happy new year.

heheh uncle ikomi,o gi bu ihe a ka o bu ejima gi ?
if you really want to prove to me,no gi bu ihe a ngwa,kputuo ya troussers,let me check the hammer hose of horror.lol.
nno,deje,happy afo ohuru to you too,moreover,i missed you.i gawakwa dis type of long njem next time,try to feed me fine,tupu i gawa.

buko umu igbo,o nwere onye umuahia in our midst?o nwere onye mara ofuma omenala ndi umuahia esp igba ekpe ?e nwere ihe gbawojuru m anya abt igba ekpe m choro i ghota nu.i wud appreciate and even reciprocate

otu rove.

ROTFLMAO.lol
both tigers seems suddenly so busy 

@topic,as bad as the school might be,there are still good girls there.

word !
word ! !
word ! ! !

@poster,all the best.

its not a new thing,its not out of place,it doesnt be-little the guy,it doesnt make him a maga/mugu.
what really matters is that the apology is coming from the heart.the guy is really sorry and repentant and not just kneeling just to flatter the girls ego . _{but i cant wait for a guy i trully love to kneel b4 i forgive him sha,there are other ways to apologize too.}

naijaborn:
7years! ^, can yu imagine that?! i hate to rememba

ROFLMAO.lol
motive behind the action.

almondjoy:
Interesting Olanajim. I did not think aisha2 was the kind of lady to mix onions and potatoes in the same bag. Last year, we had to deal with numerous ghosts of davidylan on Nairaland.

Now it is aisha2?

Wonderful!!!!!!!

GOODBYE THREAD!!! I really hate blatant 419 threads. It is one thing to know that we are being 419ned on these threads to make the whole thingy here interesting. But if you are not good in "faking it" why bother? Especially if you cannot really prove who the real aisha2 is. I just have to give her the benefit of the doubt and get the hell out of here. Yeah, while I am at it, I will change my password too. These "ojoro" threads are not in my agenda this year at all.

CRIMINALS!!!!!!

na waoooooooooooooooooo.
wonders. _{runs out to change my password.}

@aisha2 you really got to be very careful with your pc.anything can happen.

ogrebuga:
But where' ify, i need my drugs o, if not, i might start doing what the buzz in my head is telling me oh,

sorry dear,i graduated since last year,have done my NYSC and is gainfully employed _{not at oshodi oke oooo} hence i have removed,burnt and buried my school texbks and uniforms that i used whilst still a scholar here.

ofkos the memories lingers on,the sweet bitter dayz we shared and spent,the drugs,the chains,the doc,the rove and layfs but i tell you,am not in the least tempted to come back here. live is good outside.

its a pity you chose to come back.what more can i see just be a gud boi ,dont let the kolo in you overtake and collide with the kolo outside you.

yemivictor:
I wish you good luck in your hunt for a stud!!!

and i wish you goodluck in your search for a virgin.

tasiana happy new year to you too.
umuigbo gud day.

drealsmile:
na me mad woman wan follow walker make people of nigeria come look me like mad man 2, prov that say like mad b/friend like mad g/friend

huh 
cudnt get a word out of the phrase/clause/soliloquy. modify it and write in simpler English.

@topic,yeah i admire neat short locks.

hmmmn faky a ghotaghim way gi na abalia.
nke a i hoziri sonny bobo of onye kene sunny fame ,ok kwa.
buko chi ejiela,bia ka anyi naba ura.

toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,hapi uguru.
pressssssss hapi oyi.
romoe hapi jamina.
nnenne hapi errrrrrr just hapi everything.
darfur hapi escape.
ikomi hapi revival.
fesse baby,miss you baby.
GC hapi celebrations.
@ all be happy and ka chi foo nu.