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Freewilly:
Seun I was just fooling around, abeg don't ban me. It was only a joke. If it makes you feel any better, I'll go out on a date with you when I come home in a few weeks

hehe
willy willy the witty one.
so fear fit catch you ?
stay safe dear otherwise hmmmmmn lol

otele am still asking why all the bitterness?
did a girl somewhere jilt you?
haba,the venom is too much.
i think we are taking a part for a whole or rather a whole for a part.

@ topic nigerian men are the easiest to deal with once you have got their recipe,the problem lies in getting the recipe ,sha
get their recipe.
build a pattern.
enjoy a happy home.

madeonline:
sIngle

hehe i for rove make you double but this ya name na waoooo.madeonline am luking for already made,made in heaven.can you modify your profile pls welcome and have fun.

errrrrrr sylvex hehe,xmass don dey reach some bobos wan go awol ,after all d .lia lia no let am escape you,infact i go put up an advert now in NL for him.trust me babe,i wud find and bring him to book.he must take care of his reponsibilities merry xmass too

seun 001, where is it gonna be tonite?i guess i wud go with some irish cream tonite at least for a change usual time and spot .

sauce i dey pity you oooo.hope say PMS or konji never kill you?chei but kooldamsel ,anyway

victor4u why?just yesterday you were happily in love,today it seems you are sadly in lust goodluck sha.

2old4that arent you too old to be here?welcome and have fun.

oziomatv welcome too.fasten your sealtbelt and get ready for the flight.

@all have fun,live well,work hard ,dont forget your condom otherwise

forbidden5:
Emmm,

Ifyalways,

If you don't mind, I stay inPh and would like to meet you.

How we go do am now?

errrrrrrrrrrrrrr Mr forbidden gud to hear from you.
first things first

where do you work?
what is your category ie already made,bend down select abi na okirika?
do you live in PH or in OBIGBO?
what car are you currently cruising?
how many flying and speed boats have you got in your private water side sea port ?

fax me the answers fast via my mail add and lets see how far we can go

hehe make somebody no go collect kiss we go make am forget the road to her village oooooo   
xmass don reach,magic kiss dey in vogue now.

vivy am talking to you. 

hmmmmmmn

ogrebuga:
Haba, seun ain't that bad yet. . .is he?

hehe we are toying with fire.lets pray that we all wont be banned morrow.
toyin am out
ogeruba go to bed.
lol .

ok.nods

and you are in jupiter 

toyinrayo:
lol. . . .i don't seun to ban me for making chemistry stronger between him and Ife o.

hehe abeg follow me tell her oooo.
the joke is getting to far and the site admin no dey follow us joke oooo.
if possible sef make she delete the posts now wen him never see am.
i enjoy your company and wud not want to see you banned over nothing.lol

nnenne i met you today.ole otu i mere?otekwala aka.i hope na i di nma?

toshmann fake no ofuma.o kpu ara na onu ya mere hes not been able to talk inu .dont worry,o sepu onu na ara,he wud come and see you.

umu igbo gudnite.
anyi ga ahu echi na ike chukwu.

zigbo:
mary kay, phonetics, boy friend, i mean wats the relationship between these things?

i was wondering too

seuns reply seems cool but it might go sour along the line.
she might take it to mean that you are simply jealous so

say NOTHING.
let her dress anyhow she wants.

Siena:
As far as Nigerian languages go . . .

Igbo
Itsekiri

really ?itsekiri is a cool languauge.if you are good with yourba then you are almost there.

@ topic calabari and spanish .

NO NO NO

its not right for any reason for a child to utter such word to the father not just the father but both parents.its not accepted in my world.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

@ poster can we meet?
am a girl like you
am in harcourt port.
am 45 yrs old, already made for you.
if intrested send me mail via saucekid. _{he has my mail address}
or better still ask zignor for my number.
goodluck in advance.

female friends my kpomo dey fear una oooooooooooooo

infobaba:
Check out her profile
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=140646

you no well sha.imagine making me waste my time 
don't worry,you would find out tomorrow that you would be banned 
for making me waste my precious time.
apologize now otherwise BAN  .
lol

infobaba:
She has been _banned

who has been banned?
what was her offence?
talk now otherwise ,BAN

hmmmmn otele am so surprised?why all the bitterness,its so uncalled for

nwando you know see the stress _{one of my reasons for choosing the uncircumcised i no fit shout} .

ndumart:
where is _sylvex sef

hehe i see some ppl toying with a live snake.
oga, sylvex seriously and totally belongs to ROCKIEDINK.
what NL has put together,let no ndumart put asunder.

_{but who ask you sef,ifeoma?you too like olofofo}

richybalck i wonder whats your own sef?
AGAFU is a beautiful name.its full meaning is AGAFU NA UZO .hope you got it now?it literally means "dont get lost or misled" ,now tell me how that is not a good name for a bini girl desiring to have a igbo name?

the bf sef no dey find bini name?we can be of help too

all d best dear.lol _{and my warm regards to the igbonized bini girl}

hmmmmn
follow follow
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn
nods and zooms off

hehe
observing
nods and zooms off

where is dat my buffday mate ?
manoy abi maroc ?its fast approaching ooooooo

24th dec any other person in da house

hmmmmn there are tori left out jare.
how come?
what has been happening?
what is happening now?

the full gist plssssssssssssssss

ope you love food too much,see as your belle dey bloat dey go lol

@topic any one can serve as long as its indomie dodo

Gbemyte:
sigle happily dating

hmmmmn this is very confusing and misleading
infact its not true.update your profile and pix.

Bblak am fine dear and my weekend was cool too.ekugbadun _{hope i got it well} hehe.am having a good time here too.lol

@ all do have fun and live well.

yes i mean every word of it.that is i meant i know the girl in the pix  don't know if another fella is using her pix.
she is my landlady's daugther whilst i was schooling in AMAIGBO.

hmmmmn such is life really.

zignor:
And you're about to speak in tongue

do you expect less from a HOT HONEY POT ?