₦airaland Forum

seun001:
Ify,
meet u there!come fully loaded,

ofkus ! Arsenal and Manchester well packaged  

saucekid:
thank you ify for the concern
*a friend in beans is a friend in meat*^{abi how them dey talk am sef}

ok its now a song abi   lets sing naw.
a friend in kpomo is a friend in chicken
a friend in chicken is a friend in turkey
a friend in turkey is a friend in pussy
a friend in pussy is a friend in _{mi o gbabe oooh.eeem em em,i forgot}  
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelpe me out

finally a breath of fresh air _{not all those ,help i got one hand or breasts etc}

really informative and refreshing.more plssssssssssssss

i think science is yet to come out with a total cure to epilepsy BUT it can be managed and controlled with the right drugs and diet.
lots of herbal doctors claim to be able to cure it BUT am yet to see a living testimony so
prayers too can help.nothing is impossible with God.he heals and restores.

rockiedink:
i feel your pain dearie.

follow your heart like someone earlier said. its going to be best for you.

good luck.

spot on.
all the best gal.

[quote author=D-carding link=topic=85537.msg1769533#msg1769533 date=1197645583]Am single and i need of faithful,born again and GOD FEARING lady[/quote]hmmmmmmmn d tin hard ooooooh
faithful ?
born again ?
God fearing ?
bros na him be say na three women you dey find naw? goodluki

rockiedink,whats up?i heard they are luking for sylvex my lips are sealed for now?i no wan talk ooooooh hhhhhmmmmmmmn not after well,onu m sharrrrrrrrrrrrrp
Bblak how you dey?grooving don carry us go.have fun dear.
sauce i have put up an advert for kooldamsel that wud help solve your PMS
victor4u,fuuny enough i dey feel your absence.are you still doing the exams?goodluck
seun 001.my rove whats up?ok we meet at our USUAL SPOT in palmgroove where we groove
ndubest hope you have found someone yet?have fun too.

@ all,life is good and short,have fun,live well and dont forget your condoms

blackgucci:
your father

hes cool

*ndi nwe ulo,anyi abiawala,were obi chineke nabata anyi*
*ndi nwe ulo gbom gbom ka anyi na aku,nwere obi choochi nabata anyi*

*kpakpando na erughari n'abali,kpakpando na erughari na abali,
mgbe mary jiri muoo onye nwe anyi*

*onye nwe m leee,onwe nwe m lee
eze nwe uwa ,a hapuna m aka*
brodas nye m olu,nye m olu
sisters nyem olu,nye m olu.alto there



eeeeeehm maka ndi chefuru echefu,o seteila  ndi christmas carol a biawala.
onye e kpochikwala uzo ya,onye a gbala oso.
unu manu ogwu ndi christmas carol  ,a biakwala a koro anyi long tori infact no mbe agaba,just tinye aka n'akpa nye youths something 

e bidola m my own sef.
a gara m na nke tosh,o fanye aka n'akpa faputa condom  aru fiakwa
a gara m na nke pres,o faputa tiketi ugbo elu LOS ANGELES,  ujo dikwa

am still going ooooooooooooooooh.one by one.onye a gbala oso 

umu igbo good day.
nke anyi diri anyi.otu rove 

blackgucci:
rubish

@poster
she likes you!

who is this item from psychiatric home sef?who is this idiot from the bush ?who is this monkey in a coat?who brought this bloody grasscutter here? do you have to agree to what i say?what gave you the guts and impetus to call my reply rubbish?wetin you chop sef? hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

@ poster you really should be bothered now on passing your SSCE and JAMB rather than THE UPHILL TASK of CHASING VIRGINS in church.

no bi only seun sabi ban naw

@ topic,thats good news.

RichyBlacK:
But are you aware that some guys have all that stuff, job, good degree, etc., but meet women with "furnished house with cars", and the women still dey do shakara. Why?

she is not saying that money buys love mind you     you might be experiencing such problems because the girl in question doesnt love you.we don't jump into a man because hes just rich,other factors are considered too. we are only emphasing on guys that just laze around believeing that with their cock and bulls tori and nursery ryhmes,they would find their way into the heart of a hard working single girl. give me some love and comfort plssssssssssssssssss

SeunsPenis:
because di ck must be up before a woman agrees to marry u.

who let this item out ?carry your flea infested  anus out of here  

SeunsPenis:
its a question. Answer.

i can see you are one sex crazed and abunna demented wacko on the prowl enjoy your stay here.am out

SeunsPenis:
u no get pussy to sell?

why are you sounding like this?why do we make ourselves a public nuisance ? if you know you cant be of help to her why not bow out and let her be?can you justify this your post now ? hmmmmmmmn some truly manifest with slugs on their chests.

its really a pity that its almost unobtainable to get a flat for short lease in nigeria.
here in ivory coast,be it a single room or even a duplex you need,you wud surely get it even in just a day and guess what without even having to part with anything like advance .YES no advance.you at most wud ne requested to pay for a month rent then pay for a minimun of 3 months "cushion" to a maximam of 6 months.the cushion is your money.if after the one month,you decide to pack out the landlord gives you back your cushion,NO STORY.the agents fee is always negotiable and nothing like finders fee too.so easy.

well i guess its all greed and get rich quick syndrome that is really drawing us back.
my heart bleeds

@ topic and poster well what can i say? good luck.

lilian are you a student or you working?i went to school in owerri and i can tell you that getting acco for owerri na easy at all unless ofkus you are well loaded.
you have an option,why not try villages close by to owerri?i mean places like,naze,egbeada,nwaorieubi,ubommiri,new owerri etc.it wud be less expensive for you and also easier to get too.dont fret its not villages as the name sounds,the basic amenities of life are all there.infact those villages rocks more than the main town and they are all within 30 mins drive from the main town.

owerri town is already over populated no txs to the students and indigenes. good luck and enjoy your time there.

nwando:
Traditionally a man  should earn more than his wife.
That is nature!!
If I were a man I wouldn't marry a woman that earned more,period.
In old Igbo communities,he grew yams and hunted meat,she grew vegetables.
That's the way it ought to be.

oh so so true.men seems to have forgotten that.  

nwando:
All these unemployed or under employed men looking out to marry girls who already have their own funished houses and cars and all you bring is a "ghana must go"
Be rest assured that you came to do boi boi
you go wash plates and cook beans tire
Unless God intervenes.

someone has to do the housework abi
while someone is earning a living

Water get im level.

hahahah heheheehheheh.this got me cracked up.every man should get a life for himself before approaching a girl.i can only endure with a man that has got future and prospects and not some all hope and no future guy  .  dem no born me born suffer.  

tosh tosh tosh hapuru m faketan aka buko
fake di busy now and oku a i na akpo ya here nwere ike i mebi something ebe a.hapu ya i need his 100% concentration.

nwoke oma ole otu i mere?its been a rong time you know? i ga alotakwa ka i choro i gba ala bu otu na afo a? mu na fake na a plan i ga sudan na ekeresimesia

papa pres ego ole ka tiketi dara from Uk to Los angeles?o dim nkpa buko

umu igbo gudevening.
nzu mmiri,nzu azu.

as long as i really do,i say it.
ok I LOVE YOU BABY

i fall in love
i study,learn and adjust.
we get compatible,get a rhythm and are happy together.
WOW what else,i pray it leads to marriage.

ogrebuga:
Nawa o, guys want to marry virgins, ladies want to marry playboys,

yes naw,so that the equation go balance well.
hot blood + cold blood = normal/warm blood
hot blood +hot blood= radical
cold blood +cold blood = mugu/maga

got the picture now dude

debosky:
DISCRIMINATION

how naw Debo?longest time?i was begining to think that you have been carried away by space aliens lol

@topic i no fit teach,coach or tolerate any form of inexperience abeg.
at least 2 years of active service for moi.