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almond almond almond
jo joy joy
do you steal babies too?
hope funky frankies sees this toooo.your sins are too much woman     

@topic being alive is something i cant stop thanking God for.he has been so gracious to me.am still counting my blessings.looking unto God to bring his works in my life to perfection.

hmmmmmn omo the ball is in your court.your future fate is just in your hands.i wish you goodluck on any decision you make.

no no no no
there should be another way out.

sex doesnt matter though i wud prefer just boys.anyone the man above gives me fine and good.its not in my hands to determine

nwando:
who are these clowns trying to disrupt an educational discussion?
could the two twerps vamoose from here.

and who made you a chief judge here madam speaker?i guess you have to first wait till you open up your own site before you start churning out orders here or perharps you think here is your sitting room where you can dish out orders?you don't like what i post just walk on respectfully or better still HIT YOUR HEAD HARD ON THE WALL.intelligent contributor my foot !.hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

o nweghi nke kwere nkowa buko.i choro iji ilu mere ochie a tugbu mmadu here.lol
buko o kweghi m doo.ihe a bu ilu a turu during the war.a mubeghim mgbe ahu.i choro ima ma a mam atu ilu tuaaaaaaaaaaaaa current ilu buko.ilu ndi early 80s.

youngies onye nkowa ilu over to you.

tikigal and skyope welcome to the singles world.
free free to mingle,date,doubly date,have fun,flirt and get double too.

but why is the topic changed to "think right"?or am seeing and reading doubles?do i need to go fetch my grannies outdated gogglesssss?someone expalin

almondjoy:
Hello Siena! Welcome back. You are so scarce babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Well, we understand! Nothing going on in Nairaland anyway! You are not missing much!

Oh? Things are working out much better? Should I be glad or sad? I will hear all about it code name SFU--I don't think I am going to like it though!

But what can I say! See you at Breakfast in the am! Love you plenty!

hmmmmmmn what happens to the funky frankies?

picking your spouses call or being alllowed to pîck a spouses call DOES not mean that both parties are truthful to themselves and wud never mean so.couples are supposed to trust themselves cause they DO TOTALLY trust themselves and not because they pick each others call.
i have seen men and even women in marriage that use lines that their spouses doesnt know its existing.such a line is used only while at the working place and switched off after working hours so much for the I MUST PICK MY SPOUSES CALL in order to show hes got nothing to hide

i still insist,there is no such thing as picking call to show trust and bla bla bla.my phone remains my property.no one person picks my call without my permission.

its not everywhere in igboland please.lets not generalize it.methinks a gal has the final and last say in dowry wahala.if a girl talks to her parents and the parents inturn talk to the umunna,i think there is little or nothing the umunna can do.who no like make him no come.

almondjoy:
Yet you are shagging a swiss dude on the side!

should i jump into river jordan cos am not been dated by a nigerian? or should i force myself on a nigerian guy just because i love nigeria?abeg jare,things we cant change or have control over,we live and enjoy what nature has thrusted to us.

use your sweat,urine,diarrhoea and sperm to prepare him a concotion.make sure he drinks it by 5 pm on a cool dayhe wud forever remain tied to your p ussy all the days of his life.

goodluck

it just happened to someone i knew. but theres was just before the traditional marriage.well elders and friends of the guy talked to the guy,but i guess it was difficult for him but he did finally went on with the marriage.

its difficult but i just have to take it like that _{thats if i am a guy} :Plet he who is not guilty cast the first stone.

i understand most of the cultures very well.
i grew up here.
i love everything naija.
and the list goes on and on*******

seun001:
hmmm,ok peeps,u peeps don't want my temp to return to normal with all this nuptial woteva u keep bringing up.and bsides don't scare any prospective surfer from hitting my request lines ehn.no spoil my show,shuo,

seun which show?does it mean you are trying to double date or what?
my eyes are opeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
dont try or dare me darlyn.

ndumart pls leave sylvex alone for us abeg.go find ya mate.lol.

@all do keep the fire burning and keep having fun.

presido otu ilu na anaghi ekwe nkowa buko turu gawa ooooooo.
ano m na nkirinkiri na ngere ngere.

presido1:
obu mu dere lobes ka obu youngies? chei odika that guy nyere gi overdoes this afternun _{you know what i mean}. isi m kowara gi mara kwa na ego ejiri luoo mma gi ga kwa efu erie.

nke m di iche bu ajo afo.ibe gi ha ndi anya ha di clear and not intoxicated by something na aba na anya na eme ya tua ilu ha akowaaaaaaaa,whyi naghi akowa your own?ole onye i mere employ to kowala your outdated ilu sef?

rockiedink:
[size=14pt][center]i will walk on water, because of you,
i will swim the widest ocean to kill you a shark
i will climb the highest moutain to get you some ice
i will do anything for you, [/center][/size]

kai!!! this girl dey make me craze o!!!

[center]i'm willing and able
my cards are on the table, [/center]

;Dmake una invite me oooooomountain climbers

ndumart my own is that you are too old to be here.

buko presido i tuwa ilu gi a na edeghi akwukwo ma ya forozia inwe meaning i dikwa reaady to kowachiate .
lobes abughi ihe ilu ndi mmai gi ahu putara,ngwa gini ka o bu now?

ilu ndi ogogoro na anwuru.

keep getting closer and closer to your husband,that is what is expected.
there is no laid down rules or recipes that wud make one a better wife.you are already married,do everything within your power to keep the marriage worth it .

use the back of your tongue to taste the soil.
if its salty---------silver
if its sugary---------gold
if its sour-----------------coal.
it its bitter-------------throw a party.its oil

opokonwa:
I was born again in several churches, crusades and fellowships

But was finally truly born-again in one church in Las-Gidi! _{sorry Lagos!}

ochi eze

my bitterleaf soup.
cant wait for the eba water to boil

romeo:
hahahahhahaha ifysiempre isiri na igara trial marriage hahahaha hmmmmmmm did you enjoy the trial while it lasted? kpom na akuku and azu did not work well?

hahahahhha heheheeheheheh ndi nti anu uka.osetiele,hmmmmn all d asiricants a putala na ogbo egwu.buko nwoke nwere ire nwanyi kporo onwe ya romanus bukooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.left me hand ooooo.hapum ebe ahu i choro i jim now n'ihi na o bu nke faketan buko.a kpazilam aka nga ojoooo buko.

o naaaaaaaaaaaaani m gara trial marriage na threadia sef ka i choro ka m kpoo mmadu afa.gi onwe gi na nwa BANGLADESH ole ihe unu mere na 1985?mgbe m ka na azo ara nnem romanus na azo ara nwa BANGLADESH.agadi ekwe nka.trial marriage ni,kangarrooo marriage ni. ekwekwalam kpo okwu afa hia

fesse baby ndeewo.ole otu iri?ya gazie.

ndumart plssssssssss we dont tolerate infidelity here,buko.its either you are free for dating or you are hooked and tied up somewhere.so as you are happily sadly dating,you either make yourself free or VAMOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.lol

bauer you are wellcome to the official and proven to work courting and hook up zone in nairaland.fasten your sealt belt and enjoy the ride.

oh my dear Bblak i sure wud miss you but do take good kia sha.keep mingling and having fun wherever you go.lol

my one and only one seun is back.i misshed you dear.dont explain ,just have this thank heavens you are ok now._{but na d fear of getting committed cause am?}

sauce and nice4girls you guys are scarce these days.anyway all na searching and mingling

rockiedink leave sylvex alone abeg.she say she no want. hahahaah hehheheh how you dey dear?i rove you too much. take good kia of yaself booo.

sylvex keep him dangling and begging.he deserves it. whats up baby?lol

koomdamsel do show up soon before some ppl go kolomental eg [sub]sauce

@all do have fun and keep mingling.

I was born in ogidi.
born again in a crusade at ogbe oye