₦airaland Forum

hey all wellcome back after the lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng break in transmission.it was due to work stress and dating palaver  .the groove is back !

Bblak dear hope you are fine?hmmmn sis things are getting on so fine and better and faster than i expected.i THINK am in love. .i did missed you.

slyvex and rockiedink how una dey ?this una rove  started in Nairaland and MUST end here oooh.make una no carry am go outside oooh. .i did miss you guys too.

sauce abeg wey kooldamsel?hmmmmn this one pass me ooh.she was last seen with you ,don't forget .have fun dear.

seun 001,i missed you like mad. don't worry,we would sort it out during dinner.

rogo have you been choosen or have you choosen somebody yet?have fun.

@all ,live good ,have fun,work hard and be happy.

chei umu igbo i missed everybody ooooh
e kele m onye o bula.
otu rove !

pls who is OJB?

more pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

no big deal.

funkydot:
@ anusule

I don't think Didier Drogba is a Nigerian!

ofkus hes not.dont let dem confuse you ooooh.
that list is so so confusing and misleading. esp the last name there.

Klemente:
@ Poster.

I don't understand your post.Do you mean Artist or Actors?

anyone can serve

i see

Each man to his own but Personally,YES I [b]must handle the thing [/b]well before I get stuck with it for Life . . .No 2 ways abt that. 

stillwater:
Sorry I don't have anything to say but Wow we are getting all the jobs, that's nice. Hurray, girl power!!!!

maybe you should be doing the marrying now.

hmmmmn
am learning.

i guess its getting outdated now.people are getting enlightened daily.though i think some religions still encourage that.all the same its a bad practice that should be stopped and eradicated.

ettehgate:
if you think say babes de get time for poem,
you better think again

Lmao

ettehgate:
It's a coded message, he is shagging one of your friends, maybe your best -friend.

yes he is nakking your close friend
or his close friend is shagging you

very simple.

ettehgate:
what size is your fikky?

yes ooooh you have a point there.perharps his thing is as long as lagos-ibadan expressway.

uspry1:
I am on the same boat as you are----there is nothing wrong to decide staying single forever!

noooooooooooooo i disaagree sam sam.you have got kids and hes got none.


@ topic well its your choice.but i bet there must be a helpmate for you somewhere.dont search,it wud come on its own at the appointed time too.stay safe.

cheeeeeeeeeei make i no miscarrrrrrrrrrrrry ooooooooh the laugh don three much.lol

@ topic,where are you dearest?i mean where are you located rite now?i have a friend,a lady that am sure is good at such cases.infact your own na moi moi case.now i got a recipe from her for you _{how much i care dear.} here is it :
grind some ata rodo and ordinary pepper.
get a baggo super sack.
rub the ata rodos on your small kini while chanting "am born big."
use the baggo super sack tie up your kini.
remove all your clothes.
run from oshodi to ajah chanting "am growing bigger"
when you get to ajah,remove the baggo super sack BUT make sure the first human you see is tall,infact the height of the first human you wud see at ajah wud be the lenght of your kini.goodluck dear.

let him make you his queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen if he loves you.

o buru na i postghi your state and locality gini ga eme?
biko edit your post and get answers.
emela onwe gi onye ara hia pleeeeeeeeease.lol


when you edit some items in your post,i wud definitely be of help.

ettehgate:
remember you are old enough to be her mother

in naija that kain thin no de work well o

they are neither living in naija nor planning on doing so too 

@topic i have to tell you the truth,it wont just work.it might be a rosy affair,rock and roll but please DONT expect any other thing more than that.forget about marriage.nigerians their tribe not withstanding ARE not known to marry women older than them.this is just the simple truth.

money4you:
ify why do you hide your id? i want to bomb your pussy off from your ass lol

the pix is cool.hope you are happy now  left me alone buko.

i refuse to belive that this is the pix of my lagos. lagos that i have always dreamt of as a kid.lagos with big fat breads and nice nice aunties.lagos where they build houses on top houses,lagos where money flows on the road,lagos the capital of nigeria,lagos oh my lagosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

is this really my lagos ?

am really missing out on something.
no link ?

why is this article still here.
who cares when a monkey takes a pix with a chimp ?
who gets bothered when a test tube baby meets  an incubated one?
wetin concern person with ewu ?
who wan know say mad man don craze finish?

shoe get sizeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jare.

@ topic, yes beautiful nonsense.
what an eyesore and achievement.

OMUWUNMI:
lets start thieving the thieves,
do me i do you,God no go vex.

where do we start,i mean which governor or honourable member ?where do we meet?time and date plsssssssssssssssss

God save and protect his own.

sylvex:
hey, don't u sweet me abeg!

hahahahah heheheehhhe whats gwan rovers sweet gone sour

rockiedink:
nkem! my darling! wetin i do now?

you go sweat,beg,plead and even mess too.ojigbijigbi

Rogo:
someone should choose for me

do you have anybody in mind or .no fear talk sharp sharp.

ndumart:
i will have to ask her

who you wan ask?who send you messge first ?

mel4real:
Don't know.But at least I am not married yet so,

you are single and missing.or better still lost but found.

TerrySoft:
Worried Really worried

As far as i'm concern i've got nothing to do with MARITAL status because i'm single (correct), dating (correct), happy (correct), etc.

dont confuse yourself mister.lol

@Bblak dearie,do enjoy your weekend.lol

@all do have fun,enjoy your status,make the best out of it while it lasts,live well.

got to leave this pc and peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

opokonwa:
Unfortunately, your alika nsugbe ama bia Onitsha this xmas.

Unless you wan carry Okada come Las-Gidi this xmas

Gini mee na i ma anata?

saucekid:
@ruffneck,

you want make i ruffneck handle you abi

i still say, the girl is mine

where does THIS leave kooldamsel? 
abeg ruffneck na kooldamsel una dey drag abi na who ?? 
sauce kiddddddddddd i warned you ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
I MUST TELL MADAM. 

_{quickly dials kooldamsels no,waiting for the phone to be picked ,}

nana:
Sup Youngies. . .please i need ya help. . .Please translate the following for me. . .
-kedu udi afa bu nkea
-gwa ya na anyi choro
-idi shure na unu achogo
-kedu mbwe o mele queen insult
-biko para bwaduwe
-ndi beanyi eze si ka akpo
-ma aga atuba ya na mpkoro.

hmmn o dikwa egwu !umu igbo o nwere ihe unu hotara here ?

@ nana,where did you hear the igbo been spoken?did you copy it from somewhere?you didnt copy it well or if someone said it to you,you definitely missed somethings.as it is now,it cant be translated.

onye na amaghi ebe mmiri bidoro mmawa ya,agaghi ama ebe o ga akwusi.
he who does not not the root of his problems,cannot foresse his solution.

romeo:
hmmmmmmmm

buko o buru ukwara mega gi buko ga zuru ota piapia  5 kobo na gwogwolise 2 pence rachaaaaaaaaaaa.e fenyekwala any body your ukwara. 

cecegorz so i ma ogbe oye?haahahah eheheheheeh i so na ndi na ata mgbe?i hope na i gara lesson na nke teacher mboi ma o bu na nke soh cah toa?hahahahah ehehehehh ado na st charlie no rove rost. 

presido a ka m ne echekwa gi.ego ole ka tiketi from uk to los angeles na ada now?ama m na idi current 

igbo bu igbo ekele m.
nke anyi diri anyi.
onye nyuru,ibe ya a nyuru.otele anyi diri anyi.

faketan its a miracle.o digo nma alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.