₦airaland Forum

spoilt:
@davidylan
apparently some people think so. and p.s shes not white. she's "other" !

the right word sister is CONFUSED.yeah .she is not white,not brown,not black then shes CONFUSED .

rockiedink and sylvex am doubly confused here oooooooh dont know what to say and what not to say.anyway,i wish una the best of best things BUT be very aware rokiedink that CHEATING in any form and manner wud never be tolerated BY me _{as if na me you dey date}.yes ooooh,my sharp eyes are on you here in Nl.you cant even escape that,so make you think twice before you give up your precious freedom _{anyway slyvex is worth giving it up for} rockiedink my eyes are on you oooooooooooooooooooh and they are very sharp for that matter too. _{ask nice,sauce and even victor4u.}

Bblak dear good to see that you are having fun. meeeeeeeeeeeeee toooo.rocking and mingling to the highest.infact gbedu fever don catch me.

@all get the vibe and feeling of being single.enjoy your life.lol

alfangco:
Umu ibe, echewkwara m n'ebe a (this room) bu maka omenala, afa nna m bu afa oke osisi nke kpatara na m juru nna m ochie ihe oputara tupu ola mmuo, ihe osara bu ihe m dere ebea. O buru na odighi gi mma, biko do do do gbaghara m.

Maka onu pump eziokwu eziokwu onu na imi bu so pump zuru oke (that can suck and blow) enwere na aru mmadu nile.

Ekene kwa m unu

ihe iyawo juru gi bu gini ka oke osisi putara.ole nke bu na ndi nna nna gi na efe osisi?ole ihe jikoro ha abuo?na eziokwu onu gi bu pump na e weghi brake.onu m a bughi pump na agba mgbe a na akpopeghi ya buko. hahahhahah heheheehehh mbara ya ndi awo.

Unu ga egbu m ebe a

mbooooooooooooooooooong 404 i dey here

dominobaby i bu onye igbo ka i bu love-vendor peep?nke a isi my igbo peeps?anyway,my peep friend where are you from?i buru nwa afor,i kpa agwa ka nwafor.o di ka i bu one of ndi na abata ebe ndi okenye no si ha HI FOLKS?
nwadinma you are highly and lowly welcome.ndeewo to you.yes oooh,ihe di otu a di for long time.ugbu a ka i biaruru na nl.ya gazie. !

uncle romanus e kele m.as you refuse to greet me again.
tosh nwa mama,ole otu i mere?
eze ndi dada,pap pres,i throway salute too.i hope it hits you down below.
darfur onye aguru _{according to pres} ole otu i mere?
fesse baby,i am missing you ka pres si e missi tombo overnite ole gi oooooh?
GC,nnenne amaghimzi ihe m ga ekwu,anyway ya gazie in everything 4 us all
chanty,jenni i rove you too
akara,buko bia anyi hazie this my steaming hot agege,buko.
otele,hmmmmn o nyukwala ka o si anyu oooooooh ,o di ya n'ike o nyuo.ahuru man i rove you too.
daddy ikomi ole otu eligwe mere ?uguru dika o burula gi laaaa.
ifylayer,faky,fake4ify,fake nke naaaani m,obi m,oma eme m d thing,the sole possessor of magic fingers,o mu kporo gawa i na ato m ka sugar.

igbo niile ekelewa m again.nke anyi diri anyi.otele anyi diri anyi.

janami:
i cry easily, is dt wrong?

me too and not just crying,mine is crying uncontrollably.

yeah but that was a long time ago.while in primary school,i was the class prefect and we had this girl that was older than all of us,makes noise in class and was infact a bully and we were all scared of her.one day i wrote her name cos she was making noise and our class teacher flogged her.after school,this girl cornered me whilist going home with my friends and a fight ensued.it was not just me,all my 3 friends.this girl was super strong.she beat all of us and even gave us sand chop.omo, since then i have never fought. to chop sand no be joke.

alfangco:
There several trees worshipped and revered by our fore fathers in Igbo land these are the okosisis

Ngwu(so many families are named after this one), Anunuebe (this is said to so powerful that any bird that perches on it dies instanta), Offor (goes with a virtuous so that no harm befalls him), to mention but a few.

is this part of the desciption of oke osisi or what?onye oke amamihe.chere mgbe a juru gi tupu i hapu onu yiri pump i bu akpahari.

when it stops coming naturally.

btayo1:
Married Men do Cheat;
Married Women do Cheat;
And both do it Wearing or Not wearing a ring;
Some Guys are just not into jewellery; A some lock it up safely at home for the fear of losing and facing eternal nagging on the fact that they lost their ring.

hmmmmn

i need a cube of sugar too

all those ppl crying for sugar mama why dont you guys sit up and work harder.dont let laziness and greed lead you to untimely death.nutting good comes easy and freely.

saucekid:
@ ify,

flirt ke, na movie wey dey act there ooooooo,
i am a noble man

na so now.just like every man wud say.all those i rove yousssss,all those mouth watering kisses,all those hugs that wud make even a gal on honeymoon get jealous ?hmmmmn the movie wud surely sell like hotcakes. ok am still watching you oooooh.one silly move from you,i wud just TELL.

glad to get you out for a sec from that una movie.hhope you are ok dear?do take good kia.lol

qu'est ce qu 'il y a?

Siena:
Where's she going to get the sperm from?

from the mad man that sleeps at oshodi expressway every tuesday by 12:01 pm only.

milky way i still wonder why you are getting unnecessarily worked up here.if you think you cant put up with the sisters attitudes and never be part of it _{as you are not a good samaritan}why dont you take a walk.there are lots of guys out there without sisters or none demending sisters from other tribes in nigeria that would be willing to manage you.

come to think of it,is the guy complaining?have you ever sat yourself down to ask why its like that?has it ever crossed your unsamaritain mind that your guy might have done same to the sisters?

abeg fishes full ocean jare,you cant stay carry waka jejejely.nobody send anybody message.hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

kelewele

sylvex:
Rocky dear miss ya too. Hw was your weekend hope u didn't go out with another chiquita during my absence?

cheiiiiiiiiii women and forming.i still dont believe this.i need to get my grannies googles ok ooooh.make una have fun

Bblak dear wellcome back.yes am quite scarce oooh.sometimes one over mingle and get tangled and _{u know now} hahahah ehehehehhe am just fine.nutting do me.

where is victor4u,Bblak is back now.come unseal those your kpomo lips.lol.

rockiedink love has finannly smiled your way.do i envy you?hmmmn enjoy.

sauce where is kooldamsel?i caught you flirting somewhere and i MUST TELL !

zignor i dont understand why you always come in here.for crying out loud,you are heavily and seriously engaged.leave here for us abeg else i go tell madam when next i see her.

ammamat,biomic,skyope,dejiavu,real T,talk to moses welcome to the singles world.dont fret,your miracle is on the way. yesssssssssssss oh the prophetess is seeing things that your perfect mate is on the way.just keep mingling and having fun.

presido ndi mmai take your time ooooh .eji m dada gi nwere lice,flea na even ringworm eme gini?nwere ya nye enyi gi nwanyi onye bangladesh ka o jiri cover isi awo ya buko.lol.
so so i sinu anyi kwere na i kpuola d dada?ok,ma e jiri ujo kwe though seeing is believing.

darfur darfur o buru m ka presido kwara udi okwu aaaaaaaaa hmmmmn,m ga eyipu panti m na crotchet m gbara oto jee ogu.inukwa,na i naghi eribu ezigbo nri before i gba nkiti?biko biilie ka nwoke ga nye ya ura oku infact nye ya ura ga ring na nti ya till next year sef,next time tupu o kwuwe rubbish,o buru uzo taa ire ya mbo.lol

tosh i lotana?deeeje ooooh.a nuru m na i kwughi ugwo the last time so you were held back as a domestic worker there chai,your hands must be an eyesore now after washing lots of g-strings and throwing away lots of condoms.ndoooooo

fesse,ken,jenny,nwando,Gc,jaysworld,otele,akara,uncle romanus,ikomi,echelon,nnenne baby etc bikonu happy christmas alll oooo mana onye a sikwana m same to you without i nyem something ;Di rove onye o bula.

fake nke m,i manu how far,as ofe onugbo cannot be complete without onugbo,so wud it be here.i cannot forget you dearest.i rove you too.

hmmmn as it seems moonisola is really in love with this guy.there is nothing one can do than wish her the best of the choice she has made for herself.

Sweet gini

Kobojunkie:
Ok, Someone is missing from all this. Where is AlmondJoy?? I have missed her all this time. Reading a thread about Nigeria without reading one of her lines is strange. Does anyone know where Almondjoy is??

shes gone for her well deserved one month holidays ask frankies abt her

hello buzzgone.whats up?wellcome to our world.i have asked of him before too.dont knowwwwwwww whats gwan with him


@all lets keep enjoying our status

why are Nigerian boys becoming so materialistic ?why do they believe that because they have some coins in their pocket they can get any girl they choose to?why wud they keeping sending gifts and recharge cards to a girl that has repeatedly said NO to them?guys wake up and start using your brains. gone are the days that a guys pockets talks for him,we gals are searching for real men.guys with brains and prospects.people full of brilliant ideas and not some dull money bags.

if you are not comfortable with his lifestyle or his siters over demanding habits why don't you leave him 

nice pix.
please do post more and more of that.
more oyinbows to your elbow

with or without prophecy,Nigeria would be great IF "my people (Nigerians) would humble themselves,repent of all wrong doing,love each other and seek the face of the lord in all sincerity. GOD bless my country.

he cant escape it --------------------------------------

umu igbo gudevening ooooo.hmmmn haaa,esi m na nke pres aputa ugbuaaa.chaiiiiii ara emebiela. dada dede gbara na down below,ekweghi ndi sabbath,cele and even cherubim o kpukpu.ha bidoro with razor blade,no way,he ejiri scissorss,otu awu ezi,ha emechazia gba ya ncha ka a kpuzia ya korimakpa,still dada juru aju.pres oooh chai ebere m abiara d poor boy.the dada e tola ogologo tofezie the other thing

fake nke naaaani m .am fine dear.i na eme m ya,o na ato m ka sugaaaaaaaaar.

darfur,nnenne,tosh,GC,fesse,ken,otele,akara,jenni,jaysworld ,ma ndi ukwwwwwu ma ndi ntaaaaaaaa,ifeoma na ekele oooooo.nke anyi diri anyi.

romanus and pres,i greet too.rots of rove.

oh nothing _{when ofkus there are lots of things}