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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyjip(f): 10:05pm On Feb 06, 2017
Sad truth..... Just Yesday I said to myself that Fifty has to go but after I read this ur piece I just realized that there won't be any NEWS or shock gist without Fifty thanks for reminding us (me)
TellingItAsItIs:
Gifty is going nowhere.she has lots of african fans as they tend to love Hms that are attractive,calm nd behave "less Nigerian".Gifty can take insults,hardly gets angry,dsnt quarell like d odas,doesn't gossip,isn't loud,has a sweet and childlike personality which I really admire as opposed to the rest of female snakes in the house;I agree she may be dumb and all but she's entertainment personified,I enjoy watching her making a fool of herself without even knowing sometimes cheesy. she always gives us something to talk about,she's beautiful and I still want her to remain in the house.too early for her to leave. there's no bbn without gifty.As much as yall hate to admit it,deep down I'm sure we all lowkey like the geh.
#VoteGifty or at least spare some votes for her.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyjip(f): 9:24pm On Feb 06, 2017
:owat !! big brother NOT A HUMAN?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyjip(f): 11:54am On Jan 31, 2017
lol welcome on board grin
dazzy2:
Nepa y?? Just been I was enjoying bassey
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyjip(f): 11:43am On Jan 31, 2017
i swear
heryourmeday00:

Pls what is kemen singing? The guy no knw hw he mouth be
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyjip(f): 11:38am On Jan 31, 2017
guys thank u so much for the updates cos right am not watching no light and its not tym for me to on afternoon gen for my baby so please do keep the updates coimg and pictures too if u can, video sef.... grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyjip(f): 11:27am On Jan 31, 2017
did she pierce her nipples also?i mean Tboss
TheSpecial0ne:
ICYMI...Tboss bare chested #boobsOut grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyjip(f): 12:15am On Jan 31, 2017
I swear idon't kW wat that guy did to me but I don't even like him at all....
oviejnr:
Whats is wrong with this 4ft Iyanya version called Kemen? Why is he all over Tboss all of a sudden, his showing too much of yeye affection with his Slippers lips. Kemen, Your up for next eviction. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by ifyjip(f): 11:14pm On Jan 30, 2017
Did u guys notice that any lady that get so close to miyonce gets nominated? 1st it was TBoss now Gifty....

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija by ifyjip(f): 7:04pm On Jan 22, 2017
ohhh just started am soo happy naija for life
Family / Re: Help!!! My Daughter Doesn't Eat by ifyjip(f): 1:14am On Dec 27, 2016
Peach45:
Had similar experience last week,he is 9month n alway vomit anything he eat n I was so scared bt I took him to d hospital n he was treated for malaria n I deworm him.doctor told me he has throat infection cos of things/toy he pick from d floor bt he is very fine now. He eat very well now
pls what hospital and doctor did u take him to cos my 8months baby is going through exact thing and am Soo worried.
Business / Re: Get Paid Daily (a Bpi Initiative) Learn How To Earn From A Simple Super Mkt Biz by ifyjip(f): 1:32pm On Nov 22, 2016
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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 6:10pm On Oct 30, 2016
Ifyjip in the building..... AKA mummy Blossom... I know so many of u must have forgotten me. Omo taking care of baby nobi here o, how is everyone? Congrats to all new the mums in d Hus and to our barrow pushers I say quick labour, one push, baby/mama alive gudluck...pls o I need coconut oil natural one not mixed with anything who will sell to me contact me via ifyjip@gmail.com love to our babies

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 2:23pm On Jun 16, 2016
Mama well-done o.... So I found out that there is seed in my baby's breast I call our hospital metron and she said I shldnt press out d water dat I shld just massage with hot water but the thing seems to be getting bigger, it's my going down at all..... Any suggestion?
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ifyjip(f): 2:22pm On Jun 16, 2016
Mama well-done o.... So I found out that there is seed in my baby's breast I call our hospital metron and she said I shldnt press out d water dat I shld just massage with hot water but the thing seems to be getting bigger, it's my going down at all..... Any suggestion?

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 11:46pm On Jun 15, 2016
Hello mamas in d Hus..... I hv been enjoying my LO but I just hv a question.... Can I give my baby multivitamin + vitamin C and cord liver oil together? Called my doc he said if I want
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ifyjip(f): 10:02pm On Jun 15, 2016
Hello mamas in d Hus..... I hv been enjoying my LO but I just hv a question.... Can I give my baby multivitamin + vitamin C and cord liver oil together?
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 6:31pm On May 27, 2016
Chinwendym:
soak a wash cloth in cold water not ice o! And place on the thigh! Don't rub or massage it o shell be fine by 2morow its the penta that ish can so pain ehn.
thnk u
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 6:13pm On May 27, 2016
Gud evening mamas in d Hus happy pushing and happy independence day to our children.......Pls its me again (FTM) we just returned from our 6weeks appointment my DD has been crying nonstop is thr anything I can do to calm her apart from paracetamol or ibuprofen? Am even crying with her cos its swollen

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ifyjip(f): 4:34pm On May 05, 2016
kaffy4bill:



Yes u can eat mango and other fruits
Silver bird is used for steam inhalation and u can put on a beeb close to the nose to breath in when she has congested nose
PLEASE STOP NOSPAMIN: it causes abdominal distention
Ensure u burp her after each feed
Tummy massage helps(massage the tummy in circular motions,pls don't do it on a full tummy/after feed)
Bicycle motion with the leg(lie the baby on her back and move her legs like she's riding a bicycle)
Tummy time too helps(place her on her tummy to play,ensure she's supervised)
Other mamas too will contribute
Hope dis helps
awesome thnk u so much haven't heard any of dat b4 thnk u
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ifyjip(f): 4:07pm On May 05, 2016
Pls mamas answer my questions cos d one nursing my baby my mom is late and dis my first. .. wat is silver bird used for? Is it time for me to start eating mango or any other fruits? (We r 3weeks old) And my baby seems to be having stomach ache am giving her nospamin it's almost finished am I suppose to buy another 1?
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ifyjip(f): 7:41pm On May 04, 2016
maureensylvia:


U r welcome dear, how is ur Angel? hope she is fine?
yes she is o but I just want her to add flesh real fast don't get me wrong am only giving breastmilk
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ifyjip(f): 7:37pm On May 04, 2016
HaaĆ aaa see soonest ok .......

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ifyjip(f): 7:29pm On May 04, 2016
Oh my God see all my big mamas here o, wow! Ok mama in d hus am new here and a FTM delivered of a sweet baby girl 3weeks ago I was in pregnancy thread b4 so I just ported to new mum.....Zaynie, Chinwendym, ozycy, favoredgel etc I see all of u o...i dey loyal

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 7:07pm On May 03, 2016
Vigilante is nt allowing me show face here again......besides am battling wit tummy to go in fast remember we'l be 3weeks tomoro .... any suggestions?
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 10:34pm On Apr 21, 2016
Pls dat was my BS.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 10:28pm On Apr 21, 2016
Wednesday d 13th of April was my antenatal so wen I got thr we started exercising as usual until my name was called to go see d gynae. Wen he checked me he said I was 2cm dilated dat I missed my show...shuuuu! He inserted cytotec into my VJ, dat was ard past 11am, immediately I called hubby to bring my bag, i felt no pain till ard 3:40 pm my water broke and I was placed on hot drip 10 mins later pains started and d only thing I was saying was "I refuse to cry, i refuse to cry" continously lol while hitting my palm on d wall. Ard 10 min to 6 pm I told d nurses dat I want to push dey said don't try it o or u kill urself and my response was see me ooooo. ..lol...so dey checked me at once and shouted oya let's take her to labour room at exactly 6 pm at 2nd push my daughter BLOSSOM MMASINACHI came out weighing 3.3( Daddy's carbon copy) without tear. It was awesome. But dis vigilante aspect nobi beans o. Pls word of advice to 3rd trimester pushing mamas DONT JOKE WITH EXERCISE and KPEKUSIN.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 10:05am On Apr 14, 2016
And the God of all Impossibilities took my delivery yesday at exactly 6 pm. Now am a mother so the latest mother in town and Daughter well and active. BS later grin

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 6:41pm On Apr 12, 2016
babythug:
@rofemiguwa shey you know its bed space hospital will give you and not mini flat? Better check that load again lol

As for that 9year old it'll end up being a complete waste of your time. There are only a limited no of chores she can do anyway so you still have to do the work yourself more or less. Then you will be burdened with checking if she has done her school work if she had a bath properly if she did her own laundry well etc etc. So it ain't worth it in opinion!
looooool ooo duplex na grin she won't be doing her laundry herself o u hv to use machine for all her clothes except her under wears n sch.socks
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 6:36pm On Apr 12, 2016
Baby Sophie pls finish dat food o. Lol cute gurl
ozycy:
Baby Sophie is 6 months today,happy 6months birthday to her yeahhhhh!!!
Thank GOD for a successful 6months EXclusive breastfeeding.

First time launching/eating cereals and with plate and spoon for that matter grin

Sorry for interrupting our bumpytuesday, I had to share.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 4:44pm On Apr 12, 2016
I n hubby sorry o dats our pregnancy fotoshoot

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 4:32pm On Apr 12, 2016
Am currently living with my niece she turned 9 January 15th it's true talk dat dey r small n u hv to babysit but u hv to make it suit u am nt planning of getting any other person we hv to continue she has learn how to do most things in my hus already. U hv to wake up 5 to prepare her to sch. It was hell wen she came newly i cry literally wen it's time to prepare her for sch. Her mum (mysister) refused to carry her child bk couple wit d fact dat my hubby stays abroad so he asked me manage her so I will wake up early prepare her breakfast n d launch n buy biscuits at d same tym u hv to hurry her cos she's enter bathroom or toilet n won't come out for d next hour jezzz. See wat I did for it to suit me from November last yr .... at nyt b4 going to bed i'ld let her kw wat she will eat d next morning if it's noodles I will boil d egg cos she can't tym egg but she can make noodles so in d morning she'll just cook it n eat wit dat egg, same goes for tea or other cereals ......I set alarm for her for 6 am cos her sch is nt far, so wen she wakes up straight to brush her teeth n to bathroom after she goes to d kitchen arrange d plates she has washed last in d plate rack, make whatever shez eating n I don't cook for sch lunch anymore I give biscuit or buy gala dat will serve for one week so she jus take one n her water off she goes so wen eva I hv strength I will make lunch n she eats wen she gets bk from sch. And it became easier for both of us. Shez doing well but u hv to do assignment tire o, u hv to talk tire. I hope dis helps grin
rofemiguwa:
Hello everyone!
TeAm may how far?
I jus arranged my box today. O! Boy na one big box one small box o my kiaia enter.
Those wey dey get small bag? How una do am??
Hope I neva overpack? grin


Inorder news I finally got to wash baby stuffs today. Yaaay!!!!. Glad I could do that. Remaining ironing
Hope DH comes back to help with that one.

Meanwhile able mamas is 9 year old too small. My mum got a nine year old for me to help atleast with the baby while I do house chores when time reach. My sis is saying she is too small. I will be babysitting two babies.
Kinda confused. Getting a nanny is difficult and dis child is somehow a relative so kinda trusted. I will be sending her to school. That's d only tin her parent want.
Abeg make una help me touchlight this matter.


Bumptuesday# sexyandbumping# 36weeks#
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyjip(f): 4:02pm On Apr 12, 2016
Amen ooooo ooooo ooooo. God we r just few remaining wats holding me o...hmmmmm
mubzay:
Updated April Roll Call
01: Fabmummy (delivered)
02: Lioha (ported to march)
03: talltoysne (delivered)
04: Havefaith22
05: FreddywellsNgN
06: Bez
07: Mubzay
08: Iyefulove (ported to march)
09: Ceysaga (ported to march)
10: Ifyjip
11: Izzystevens (delivered)
12: Mspat (delivered twins BBBs)
13: Sodiamond (ported to march)
14: Siscaos
15: Nice14
16: Mumtwins (ported to march)
17: Destinedmom
18: Dhabeautyjas (ported to march)
19: dexterush (ported to march)
20: suzieedee

We thank God Almighty for the gift of life and our bundles of joy.
We pray that His light shine upon ur Los and household.
We commit the remaining April mamas into His loving hands to take control of our deliveries and grant us a supernatural one. Amen
We ask that He grants our heart desires and He also blesss the womb of our sisters on the ATC thread. Amen
#teamAprilforsupernaturaldelivery

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