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No, they are all incompetent modafuukers

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=879407.msg10272425#msg10272425 date=1330186069]well na you sabi, only you know what is biting you and why you had to take it out on me., You saw my scores right and you were so shocked cos you think everyone is a dumb as you are?   well why won't you suspect it, since you're a big dullard?   Got no time for you bro, you can jump off a cliff and die, you are not worth my time.   [/quote]You call me a dullard? lol. If only you knew how well I did on JAMB, WASSCE, NECO, SAT, MCAT, USMLE. If only you  knew how many total hip replacements I did in the last week alone. If only you knew how many knee replacemnets I did in the last few weeks. If only you knew how many lives I have saved in the past few weeks. How many  Appendectomies I have done! How many gall bladders I have taken out, some open, a vast majority through laparoscopy.  How many Hartmanns procedure ( Google it) I have done, How many reverse Ileostomies I have done, How many colectomies?  Not to talk of Billroths and Roux-en-Ys.  Dullards dont get to do what I do on a daily basis. And Yeah I do it in awe of my colleagues who are all Whites, Asians, Indians etc.

Young lady, I am a mans man. I rock. I rocked in Nigeria. I rocked in London. Now I am rocking in the worlds greatest country. Now, go ahead and prepare for your next JAMB, with any luck, you might score above 150, but if you’re looking for a dullard, its not me, and I dont have a God complex because you know what: I am God.  You will never be as great, trust me.

[quote author=Willy+willy link=topic=878870.msg10272372#msg10272372 date=1330185662]Ondo is the highest producers of Ganja marijuana, reason why too many Yorubas are Crack head[/quote]Alaigbo has the highest number of sex offenders in Nigeria, reason why most Ibos are pe/do/ph/iles.

otokx:
Why do people tell lies about the dead? It was the same thing they did at whitney houston's funeral service.

Because it is the safest thing to do. The dead cant refute those made up lies. As far as my Ibo brothers are concerned Ike EBa created heaven and earth.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=879407.msg10272314#msg10272314 date=1330185019]hmm IGB wetin  I do you? so someone made a funny statement and i laughed and that makes me stup1d? really? now you berra watch that rag you call a tongue, and gosh are you this  . . ? stolen pic?  really, oh I guess I stole it from your box pheww so I can't post pictures of a military girl? must I upload my own pic? anyways na only you know wetin dey bite you,  .  . .  about Uniben, well I didn't accept my admission so I'm not in Uniben.  [/quote]You didnt accept it or you failed JAMB?  Great line BTW.

I suspected your JAMB score as soon as I saw what you claimed to have scored. For someone as stupidddd as you are who spends a lot of time on NL, anything above 120 would have been nothing short of a miracle.  Hope you have great BJ skills, you will surely need it for the rest of your life.

ak47mann:
Owambe cant you shut up? if we decide to place him in platinum and diamonds is not your business bloody back stabbers you will never fit on the dead mans shoes aworis cant stand you people,and [size=18pt]you think you are still the majority group in Nigeria yeah? joke of the century[/size]

Majority? Where did you get that from?

I thought we were the only one in Nigeria, No?

Sagamite:
^^^ Good point. But making Nigeria that is a long project that will take a few decades.

Any integration now is rubbish.

Why are you stuttering? Do you stammer in real life?


Make yourself clear dude or write in Yoruba if clear English is more than what you can handle.


Post clear or don't post at all.

PhysicsQED:
This thread is ridiculous.

The Dream >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Linsanity

It's not even close.

Yoruba BBallers >>>>>>>>>>>> All Edo BBallers? Agree?

Okorocha is a liar, just like the Ibos that came before him.

Eko Ile:
How do you reconcile simple nature and American gold casket ? These ibo people Jo dey make any damn sense .


Fake a//_ss Nigeria's brain box no sabi make common coffin,


lmao,

Actually, they can make coffins, they just dont know how to make it like the Americans.

These Ibos are hilarious. How is anyone supposed to take them seriously . . . lol

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=879108.msg10271946#msg10271946 date=1330181420]sheyguy asked:


Although I sympathize with the plight of genuine ND agitators, T[b]his is an important question.[/b][/quote]Well, Every-man for himself, but for credibility you have to make it look as if you are fighting for humanity. Is that very difficult to understand?

[quote author=haka_nai link=topic=879669.msg10272033#msg10272033 date=1330182220]gradually we will get to the point where someone would suggest he crowned the queen of England!!!! [/quote]He actually looks better as a woman; of course, thats with his mouth closed.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=879407.msg10271980#msg10271980 date=1330181694]*falls from tree*  lmao  [/quote]I would overlook your stupidty and DO you if you were really the one in your profile pic. Unfortunately, we all know you are no where as good looking as the stolen pic in your profile. . . anyway, how UNIBEN?

Ojukwu in the mind of many a Nigerian would be forever remembered for the cherry of many under-aged girls he popped as a leader of a rag-tag Biafran army.

Kobojunkie:
Unfortunately for you, I am neither superstitious, nor do I have a morbid fear of my death as you seem to. So again, I will ask in hopes that your brain cells will kick in to gear in order to help you realize how only an eejit can jump to the conclusions you have simply by looking at that picture there . . .

If after looking at the picture up there, and going through Jakumos explanation, you still cant see evidence, as obvious as it is, of self-inflicted injuries, then I cant help you. You are a lost cause Kobo. You really are. Not sure what your problem is: Old age vs congenital stupidi/ty?

And since you do not have morbid fear of your death, the question then is, WTH are you still doing in Obodo-Oyinbo when your mates are in Lagos protesting and confronting the govt on a myriad of anti-people policies just put in place by the Jonathan govt. WHat an hypocrite. All talk and no action.

alj harem:
thank you. i hope u are igbo urself

In my culture and Indeed all the cultures of the world, from Africa to Europe to Asia, When a warlord leads his people to a war and they do not win, They make sure they die on the battlefield or commit suicide because of the shame.

Igbos and Ojukwu on the other hand ran away  and spends government money till the day he passed on. What a hero

I would give you examples.

1. During the Napoleon war in England vs France, the Soldiers/generals stood their to the very last person was killed, They did not run back neither they they give up, the very last person stood his ground. He was not a coward

2. In the Yoruba culture, the Arono kakafo would rather die or commit suicide instead of coming back home. The Oba would rather allow himself to be killed than his people as the case of Sango.

3. In the Benin culture, the Oba was arrested by the british and could have easly ran to Ile ife or Ekiti but He stood his ground.

4. The Japanese Samuria were known to commit suicide once they loss a battle. It is seen as dishonour.

5. Hitler rather commit suicide than go back to Germany.

6. Samson in your Bibles rather commited suicide but killed thousands of others with him instead of facing ridicule.

7. Rahib of the Borno empire rather died than allow his people to fall to the french in 1900.


etc

My Igbo brothers, it is different, 3 million wasted just like that

This is hilarious as hell. Ojukwu dressed like a tramp eloped to Abidjan after boasting of powers/capabilities he never had and today he is being celebrated by his fellow dim-witted Ibos.

You cant make some of this shyyt up, I tell ya.

[quote author=Willy+willy link=topic=879407.msg10271791#msg10271791 date=1330180189]Awolowo was buried in a wooden casket made from Iroko tree constructed in Ondo state that costed 100,000 naira
Ojukwu will be buried with America special made Gold Casket, that worth millions of dollars, nah wah oooooooooo. Igbo people dey try oo.[/quote]See the contrast? One was humble in life and death, and  by sheer dedication and thoroughness  brought free education and untold innovations to a vast number of Nigerians and Nigeria. He exhibited leadership skills never seen before in this part of the world. May God bless Awolowo. The other, Eze guguru Ike Eba P/e/d/o/p/h/i/laia 1 of Alaigbo was .    .      .  ***SMH*** nothing to write home about.

The business of tribalism is great business.

I am a tribalist and I am proud to be one. Long live Alaigbo, Long live tribalism, Long live cannibalism, Long live Eze gugure Ike Eba p/e/d/o//p/h//il/i/a I

Everyone but the lazy Ibos.

patriot2:
Who do you consider the right people, [size=18pt]the sergeant was a bomb expert. [/size]He was doing his job and he knew he was risking his life. This is not the first time a bomb experts gets exploded!
You people who know nothing about diffusing bombs should stop giving comments like if you were experts. You should just pay tribute to a man who embraced death while doing his job in order to protect civilians.
By the way I find it difficult to understand why anybody would want to die for you. And frankly, why is the army even bordering to fight boko haram, let them kill you, you bastards who do not reward people who die to protect you from terrorists. F.uck you! But you know what the servicemen will fish the terrorists out even though you are not worth it.

The more reason why he should have thought THRICE before trying to play hero by detonating a banger bomb with his hand. What a m/o/r/o/n. No pity here. One less m/o//r/o/n in the Nigerian Police Force.

Badung ko, Bazunga ni.

Kobojunkie:
@Poster, how did you know it was from suicide?

Cant you see suicide written all over that body. What a reeetarded question!

Yeah, Ojukwu fought for everything. What a great p/e/d/o/p/h//i/l/e he was when he was alive!!! The world is  a better place . Now little girls all over Alaigbo can go about their business without fear of being r/a/p/e/d/ by some randy old man or forced into early marriage.

Bliss4Lyfe:
lmao! Alj, u still dey here? Nyway, fine and are u at the funeral. Sure u are special guest of honour, get some pics for nairaland. hahah

Why are your lips so big?

Do you give BJs for a living? How much do you charge for one nut?

Ngodigha1:
Because there was no lying-in-state. Nevertherless, Ndigbo and Yorugbas are about the same size in Lagos.

Actually there are more Ibos than Yorubas in Lagos. I think the ratio is 90:1 in favor of the Ibos, going by the most recent census . . . What a beffudled bomboclat

If only Ibos were as enterprising, educated, and creative as Yorubas, unemployment wont be this high.

These ugly things should pull their on weight for heavens sake

SO there are no Ibo casket makers?

EVen Bianca no trust her fellow nna dudes.


Very interesting incompetent people, Ibo fiffle

I agree with Fashola. We must learn how not to prosecute a war with archaic instruments and a pe/d/o/p/h/i/l/e as a leader.

Idowuogbo:
I repeat,I no u?

Yes, for under bridge when we used to do :gbesi mi lenu, towobo mi n di, fisi mi labe, odun mo mi.

Remember?

Idowuogbo:
Harmattan dey catch ur brain

Pele ti e o

I wanted to say. we used to BJ each other.


How far?

Idowuogbo:
Excuse me do I no u?

How ur own take be?

Yes, I used to f/u/c/k you

A dead Ibo is worth more to Nigeria than a living Ibo. buncha mo/r/o/ns