₦airaland Forum

Aieboocaar:
My brother no be small thing o!
I went to d neighbouring village to commence the marriage rites of HARDIODUN my newly found heartrob, after TEEMAKAGU broke my heart to pieces

I see a lot has changed in this village since my departure!! How is president oyehomie, igwe fraiser, mazi grooove, aunty honeybash, uncle maccabi, villageGOAT d town crier and every other regulars?

Lol. There are all fine o.
Although, I have not heard from Oyehomie.
I hope he's well too.
How u dey see this nysc palava, e don tire u shebi?

Aieboocaar:
My people! My people!! so good to be back home

u don come back abi.
issokay

Bglow001:
At last!! light is beginning to glow @ d end of dis frustrating Nysc tunnel!!

The Nysc official that usually gives me updates on our mobilization called me about 25minutes ago that the
meeting has just been concluded and that camp will be opening this weekend. He said I shld prepare my stuffs cos anytime we 'll get the official directive from the DG(Kazaure).
Though I don't want to start giving myself or anyoda person false hope here, but my advise is dat we wait till tonite or tomorrow hopefully we'll get the GOOD NEWS.

I see good news too.Tnks

Happy New month FAM!!!
May God grant us all our heart desires in this new month.

Ephyartz:
I've got NEWS bt if person talk now some of u will start bashing, saying its fake.

Talk, my Brother.

Northkendal:
lmao, IG oh

Don't yaff o.
u no what am talking bout nah

Northkendal
I yaff catch u.
Where have u been since na.

maccabi:
Lols .. Baba me don't get it twisted , It will be better if althetico wins this Derby ..

I dey tell u baba.
Dey don overdue for am.

Fraiser:
today na d D-day, I see madrid adding anoda champions league truphy to dia vault, we are d galaticos, we can do it...

so u b real Madrid fan.
issokay o.

marvluv:
ofcos it was...btw don't forget our outing dis evening oo..

Aye dear.
I can't fit na.

Fraiser:
my gud friend I dey hear rumour sey u won betray ur friend, bur i tell dem sey u no fit do lyk dat sey I trust u, abi na true dem talk?

ahn.
Why do dis rumor mongers want to tarnish my name na .
My friend, no listen to those fairy tales o.
They are nuffin but fairy tales

marvluv:
hmmm .
good morning dear..how was ur night?? I saw d surprise package u asked villagegoat to drop for me yesterday...thanks dear

My night was beautiful and I trust urs was.
Uwc dear

marvluv:
my night was handsome since urs was beautiful..

don't mind memphisdepay jare..he just want to put handcuffs in my innocent hands..you should know I'm a sincere lover like u do nah..

memph.....hin name too long seff..u Berra take ur time..don't u know am a married okpeke nii?

IgravewelG is just a nice friend of mine..dont mind all d guddies and other things he do sent to me ova there...hez just trying to be a caring friend..lobatan

Hmmm.

katerine7:
wetin dem kan dey talk about stream 2
wen r u guys leaving for camp

My dear even d DG himself nor dey sure again.
We just dey hope say e go be next week.

VillageGOAT:
Suogal the only angel from heaven that said ''let there be light and there was light in london but they took light in nigeria''

fraiser the only man with 200 wives and 500 concubines, who has 50 plots of land in ota and 3 private jets, even 2face the father of all nations is afraid of fraiser.

slimfitdiva the lovely angel that purchased 200 baskets of tomatoes at a high price and distributed it for free to all the villagers, the queen herself

marvluv the only lady that can satisfy fraiser with her sweet soup, all other girls are learners when it comes to cooking

innosaint27 the only jega of our time that told DG kazaure that ''does he want to disrupt the peaceful democracy in nigeria? He must obey us or bow down''
he said let us logistically protest this better planning of the DG, and the protest was assidiously successful

okitaiji the only man that fought goliath with one hand and defeated him by putting groundnut in a catapult and throwing it on his head, the groundnut sounded like a bomb

giftiebrown the only man that beat usain bolt in a 100 meters race, only to find out that it was a dream..

barongmj the first woman to drive aeroplane in nigeria, she fought tirelessly for the freedom of her people and she stopped the killing of triplet...

Oyehomie the only democratic president that fought corruption in nigeria by giving out fuel for free, you don't need to pay any money for fuel again, just meet oyehomie and he would give you for free, he has a refinery in his house

jubrealguy happy birthday bro

laramite happy birthday sis

sunnepa17 the only man that controls all the nepa office in nigeria, he actually brought light today, but they took it after 2 minutes...

Lvlink the strongest lioness, and the queen of the jungle that even the mosquitoes and ants pays homage to her...

Kalimera101 the bravest of them all

candicejay the only woman that lectures professors... The great scholar

IghravweIG the only man that uses his head to break kolanut

northkendal the only queen that own an island in jupiter

i greet all of una oo

it is your humble boy
villagegoat

Lols.
No na, kolanut too small na.
Na finger i go take break am

Happy birthday Pato Fire!

suogal:
Good morning y'all. missed you guys. pardon my absence as I had some pressing things I had to attend to. I hope y'all been good whilst I was away Ray4000, Fraiser, Okitaiji, Precious91, sunnepa17, IghravweIG, Smartins1,candicejay, village goat, Geegar, hardiodun, slimfittdiva, abishaddy, marbled, Barongmj, Handybags, Eaglevisions et. al.

U're welcome back dearie.

Fraih:
Hmmm
I guess that was why, center parade guys.
I got myself involved in platoon activities, so I enjoyed the fact that I was occupied and met people too


Awwwwn
My dear! I also did.
And Everything is all good. Have you been fine too?

Yea, You can call me finest.

ray4000:
That's my friend
Fraser u self find me one *g*
I no see IG since who no whr hin dey

Lol. Ray Baba.
I dey kamkpe o.
what's d level na.

Fraih:
LoL
Yeah yeah, camp was fun and

Hmm.
Who is this?
It is Fraih.
Do I know Fraih?
Yes i do.
Have i missed Fraih?
Yes i have.
What's up dearie, How's everything na

niggaz4life:
marry the first one at ya own peril lolzzzz

having said dat nobody wanna wake up to an ugly woman everyday. there has to be a middle ground

You mean there should be a blend of the both right?

Fraiser:
for wia, Ayuba Waba ke? Dont implicate me o, me ayam small boi fa... I give that crown to Innosaint27, Okitaiji, Solojay, Eaglevison, Smartins, Goodgirl247, Oyehomie, VillageGoat, BarongMJ, Duadae1, Candicejay, Pheeco, Phykel, IghraweIg, Greyworld, Winningsun, Pritycrystal, Ray4000, my sweet marvluv, BlackGoldBoy, Selvad, Giftiebrown, Sunnepa17, Panelbeater, shugaaaaa, suogal, Honeybash, Samojo4real, Lyndalyn55, Hardiodun, Spanishmario... Kai I don forget names o... In short I give the crown to all stream 2 PCMs in the house...

Frasier, na u oooo.
lol.

Respect55:
Sure. Much more. I will update soon. How do u see the story. Am I making sense at all

Yes, You are.

Hmm.
let me spread my mat.
Oya op come and continue ur story.
I know there's more to come.

Let our voices be heard.
Kudos to everyone who partook in this.
#notocampINJULY.

CandiceJay:
A call made to d DG this morning. Oh, the man sounded really pained, kinda hurt that after the whloe NTA bizness yesterday, we still don't get it. I pitied him sha bt all is well.

Aluta Continua

lol. Hmmm,
we too, we are pained na.
Stream2 have had enough.
Btw, How are u.

Oyehomie:
O boi....this is getting serious..... Pls guys, don't forget we said ''peaceful''o.....
Cos seriously av neva witnessed students organized a peaceful protest before o....EKSUITES....
But i blv in us..we re now more matured than wen we were in sku.....let's make as peaceful as possible..... Na Ekiti me dey...but me gonna contribute ma quota too...social media re alredi in trouble in ma hands...lol...
We can do it.
Cc
All Villagers.....

Yes o.
we all have our contributions to make.

A very great job ya'll are doing.
May God grant us our wishes.
cc
Fraiser
Barongmj
Okitaiji
Villagegoat
e tall

VillageGOAT:
FIGHT AGAINST CORRUPTION: NYSC IS A CORRUPT BODY

Good day mr president, NYSC DG, my fellow nigerians and my fellow NYSC batch A stream 2 prospective corps members, i have a complaint to make, and i will try as much as possible to be brief about it.

I have come to believe that the body called NYSC is a corrupt body, but before i go further, i would like to state the meaning of corruption. The first meaning of corruption is that, according to oxford dictionary ''corruption is a dishonest or fradulent conduct by those in power, typically involving bribery'', but the one i would like to state is the second meaning of corruption which says that ''corruption is the process by which a word or expression is changed from its original state to one regarded as erroneous or debased'', the NYSC management has been changing everything since the beginning of the year.

It all started last year when the NYSC management postponed the NYSC 2015 Batch A orientation course, on the grounds that the election was on his way, that was understandable, now they brought that same postponement to the door step of the NYSC 2016 Batch A prospective corps members, when they first fixed the date for camping on the 2nd of march 2016, they postponed it to the 30th of march, on the grounds that the Federal Government has not signed the budget, we believe they had good reasons, so we waited till the 30th of march 2016, only to be told that the NYSC orientation course has been postponed to the 27th of april 2016 on the grounds that the federal government has not given them any funds, so we summon courage and became patient, until the 21st of april, when they told us that it is only the stream 1 pcm's that can print out their call up letter, the stream 2 pcm's have to wait till the 13th of may 2016, this has never happened in other years, i stand to be corrected, this is just a fradulent act, but not withstanding, we waited till the 13th of may 2016 only for us to print out our call up letter on the 17th of may 2016, with the hope of going to camp on the 21st of may 2016, we got another shocker of our life that the 2016 batch A stream 2 orientation course has been postponed indefinitely, on the grounds of logistics reasons, we are now afraid now, because after they fix another date, in which they might postpone it and tell us that '' they want to build a new camp for us, and change the old camp because it is archaic, or they might tell us that they want to buy prado jeeps for all the 2016 batch A stream 2 prospective corps members, so that we can be using it when we want to go to our place of primary assigment - PPA, as DG gen kazaure would always say, ''it is for better planning'',
NO NO NO, we cannot continue to agree with the NYSC management, they have failed us, if these excuses does not stop, it might continue in other years to come.

NYSC became a corrupt body when they robbed us of our hard earned money which we used to print our call up letter, some spent more than 500 naira, only for us to be told that we would need to re-print the call up letter again, please are we minting the money? Where do we get the money for that again?

NYSC became a corrupt body when they robbed us of our sleep, we now have sleepless night, too much of thinking.

The NYSC management can only prove that they are not corrupt, if and only if,
1- they fix a permanent date now, and they should never change it again.
2- let their YES be YES, and their NO be NO, we don't need flimsy excuses.
3- we need an official statement from the NYSC Management and the DG himself, apologising to us for the pain and suffering he has caused us.
If this conditions are not met, then NYSC is truly a corrupt body, and President buhari needs to prove to us that he is winning the war against corruption, by setting up a committee to investigate the corrupt pratices going on among the NYSC management, and apply the law on them.
Deceiving the public alone is corruption.

THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE IS IMPORTANT
WE HAVE SPOKEN

THE NYSC MANAGEMENT HAS FAILED US
DG BRIG GEN SZ KAZAURE HAS FAILED US

#saynotofurtherpostonement
#saynotocorruption

signed
collins
the official town crier of the NYSC batch A stream 2 prospective corps members

please if there is any contribution or error, you guys should inform me let me make the changes, thank you...

Cc
candicejay
ighravweIG
sunnepa17
northkendal
marvluv
oyehomie
fraiser
ray4000
okitaiji
lvlink
grooove
weareus
honeybash
barongmj
and others

Nice work bro.
Kindly open a thread on this.
Let's make it hit Front page.

eaglevision:
Barong dear wessup nw,u ran away frm the grp?
honeybash my love i doublesight u sweedie
sydneyboss ajuwaya mawnin to u
okitaiji ma bro aw u doin dis morning?
jaybabs16 longest time bro
IG my realeat G wadido bro

Splendid morning to every villager present and absent.we will all smile very very soon cos at the end of every storm is a golden sky.
#peace
#NoToCampingInJuly

The great Eagle.
Well done bro.
More power to ur elbow.

Fraiser:
Innosaint don't mind him, the guy has noting good to offer than to distract us from our struggle with his religious bigotry. If we are to be victorious in this struggle we need to skip over the comments and post of religious fundamentalist otherwise they will continue to draw our attention back to already done and dusted issues. #NoToJulyCamp is the issue on grand now and I foresee light at the end of this very long tunnel.

Amen to this.

giftiebrown:
BOSS!! I HAIL U...Our mata ws discussed on Ray Power fm...It shows our voices are being heard...I cn tell u dat NYSC is feeling d heat...More power to our elbows

Make dem continue to dey discuss am.