Nomorelove:

What's your business. It just shows how stupid you are. Did I force anyone to accept the offer? You are doing 5 posts for 45k and you have time to type this rubbish. Continue your posts. Nonsense. You guys keep proving your stupidity on a daily basis. Learn to mind your business else it will lead you in serious trouble one day. Na why your type no dey comot from poverty. Puta

If I'm poor let my father die tonight. Puta you sef. Hunger go finish your dirty blog

Helloo WebMasters,
Good evening. It has been a while since I came out here. I can now see that everybody in this section is a web designer. It's funny. I am also aware that most of the guys here use WordPress, hence... this challenge is to be wordpress based.

The rules are simple. Every Friday, I'll put up a design inspiration and contestants are expected to design websites that are closest to the reference website.

The Original websites are NOT designed on WordPress, but in order to Seperate the Real men from the Children, we're making it difficult.

If anybody is interested in the challenge, Kindly signify in the comments below.

If you're interested in being a sponsor, so we can have prizes also signify.

I'll be dropping the first website for inspiration next week friday. I hope by then we would have a number of contestants.

You can host your challenge entries using [url]profreehost.com[/url] and we'll judge that way. I'm also contenting so in case I win, make nobody say I cheat. Na our audience go sha vote

Nomorelove:
Happy Sunday to y'all. An entertainment blogger is needed to make 10 unique posts daily. Pay is 20k monthly which can be paid bi-weekly.

In two months the pay will increase along with the workload to about 45 or 50k. If interested, shoot me an email... mreffkone@gmail.com

Lol
You never serious. I am currently doing 5 posts per day for 45k. Nobody dey even find unique content from my hand. You never ready. He even said increased workload for 45k. For why?

Wahala oh. Just use another company

Iyaebe:
From the response I got so far,I weep for Nigerian youths as source of money isn't important to them anymore. It is well

Wetin concern you with the source of him money? Na your money?? People should learn to mind their business please

Iyaebe:
Where did he get the money to start owning hotels and clubs from?

Foreign Partnerships.

I'm free this weekend. I have basically nothing to do except watch movies and play games. However, I do want to design a website so... Host your website and I will design for you for free. If you want a payment service and you don't have your API keys, I will not do anything for you. This offer is also only available for people who would want to use wordpress and have their content available.\

Basically if you want a redesign, I will do it for free. I am only doing one website so first come, first serve.

Interested? Call me: 070-133-791-39

I don't have time or power to start introducing myself. I've been here long enough, when actual web devs were on NL. No be all these plenty scam. So straight to the point.

1. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEME YOU USE.

Wordpress themes don't matter anymore. Any theme can give you the expectant result. Annually, I use a different them for all my clients. No matter what I am building, I use the same theme and it is 100% free. Last year I used Astra, this year, I use Blocksy. Next year it will be different. Stop looking for themes and LEARN to use one.

2. STOP INSTALLING 200 different plugins
I recently worked on a site where one of your 'guru's' here had run the installation. Jesus! Slider Revolution, WP Bakery, Creative buttons, Really Simple SSL, and so many plenty wahala. Be calming down, life is not hard like that. No wonder your sites take 25 seconds to load.

3. Zero Animation
Everything Static, no wonder client no dey give you referral

4. LACK of Imagination.
All your sites are the same, all your samples are the same. Your UI/UX is thrash, I dey sha pity who employ you, but since you agreed to work for 5k, you might as well do rubbish.

let me go and chill small, upon my return tomorrow we go finish the yarn

umroland:


Then dont accept 30k , your portfolio matters to others

Lmao. These Buhari Times. My portfolio is 100% sha

umroland:
A lot of you called developers have been on this platform asking people to contact you for a job, I took my time to go through most of your portfolios for some of you that have websites, Instagram etc to be sincere ur jobs are not appealing enough, it shows you just learnt web development for just the money, webpages 98% disorganized, no good looking ui on instagram etc and you expect somebody to give you their money and expect a good job from you.
A lot of you use CMS a lot like wordpress and that's all you know , am not saying wordpress is bad , but you don't even know how to custom wordpress theme manually or plugins manually to meet client requirements ,you just do shitty job and deliver , some clients are cool with the shitty jobs because they don't know the world standard and it's not their fault,but haba learn work finish bfore u start to collect people money for nothing, am a web/app developer as well I know d stress and job involved but at least deliver something good to your clients.

Incase anybody challenges my post please while you comment and a link of your portfolio

Lmao. You want make person wey agree to do website for you for 30k, make custom UI. Client gets what he pays for

LordVoldermort:

I'm asking because lately that is the most common side hustle advice I keep hearing...

Lots of guys I know are doing graphic designing and i feel that is a problem, since everyone is doing graphic designing that means the competition would be very intense...

So i think there must be some marketing and branding skills that must be learnt side by side with graphic designing for it to be lucrative.

Yes it is. I make $200 a week from working at home and doing graphics. Na better thing

Untainted007:
Nigeria educational structure has collapsed years back.

The Question in the exam was valid.

OLUWAcypris1:


Same kaduna wey dem enter a whole NDA kill officers and kidnap some ba....... A word is enough for the wise o , most agricultural firms here in kaduna are situated in the bush....

I live in Kaduna. Shebi I don talk am say he is safe. If you don't live in Kaduna you no go understand my point

haslaw:


Apart from Barnawa, those other locations are gettos

How you go say highcost na ghetto. Wetin be the difference between highcost and Barnawa

FLY to Kaduna. The people telling you that it is not safe don't even live there. Us wey dey here dey tell you say make you come.

I'll personally find you the safest neighborhood to stay. Nothing go touch you for Kaduna

Rugaria:


Leave Ortom and face the man running the country down into a latrine. Stop attacking the truth! Everything is not about solidarity to religion! Condemn Evil! People are being killed and the president has refused to lift a finger, that is evil. But you will rather face those speaking up against evil than your incompetent buffoon at Aso Rock.

I'm from Benue state and I will tell you that the only thing that Ortom has done is attacking Buhari.

Good Day. Trust you're having a great week. Anyways, I am taking a survey for jobseekers as part of a pilot study for a tech startup built for job seekers to get jobs that they are matched with. We want to understand the type of jobs that interest Nigerian jobseekers as well as generate opinions as to how jobseekers will interact with the platform we are building.

Your information will not be shared with anyone else. All participants will also serve as our first batch of jobseekers and jobs will be matched as soon as our platform is launched for this first set.

Please, this doesn't currently cost anything to fill. Here is the link:
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/XBGRSZJ

Question 1 should be answered as Pet J

Any questions you don't understand, you can send me a message on whatsapp +234.70.13.37.91.39.

Please no calls.

Thanks.

10k?

Make I just call you

losprince:
OP, it goes both ways on this platform. We nairalanders can be a hit or mix in this business. Hosting isn't difficult and I always advise the client to handle that themselves so they get exactly what they pay for.

As for development, if it's cheap just know that quality isn't assured.

Na wetin I dey try explain. I did promo for 45k and someone was complaining. How much you feel say I dey host for you?

Maxchu:
But you were only Assuming .I paid them exactly what they asked for . would i do father xmas by paying extra in order for them to do their Jobs ?

It’s a trust thing. Foreign clients run their hosting themselves and let the devs do the rest.

If I trust the client, I pay for an entire year. If I don’t, you go fit dey monthly oh.

I’ve had a client pay for everything and they still turned out to be very stupid. They would wake up and ask for things that their payment did not cover, then when I complain they will say, “Have they not paid for everything”?

If the clients cannot behave themselves, how do you expect premium services?

It’s a 2 way thing. The clients have a hand in how they are treated.

There are people that I have worked for and there was extra cash left and I extended the hosting for another year. The person got 1 year free.

Clients and Devs should settle on how business should be conducted. Make wahala for no dey.

Sorry about your experience sha. But if 3 people have done the same thing, I think they found it difficult to believe that you wouldn’t stress them.

mrvitalis:
I actually wonder how much someone can pay me to betray my own people ....I really don't get it at all

Lol. Ortom* is worse than Buhari when it comes to governance

PayCircle:
I need a good wordpress developer who can customized wordpress website professionally.

Call me. I’ll do it for cheap

post=103994295:
Twitter made a statement in which they said they don't know President Buhari and which country he runs.

When you're blinded by hate and self imposed narrow mindedness, you will applaud someone who is clearly insulting you.
Most Nigerians who are sympathetic with Twitter today don't know how much of an insult this comment is to even them.
They see Buhari as the target here but there are two elements in this insult.
Twitter says they don't know President Buhari.
But they didn't stop there.
They also added that they don't know the country he is leading. In other words they don't know Nigeria.

Twitter is brazenly saying they don't know Africas most populous nation and the country with the highest concentration of black people in the world. Twitter is brazenly saying they don't know a country where over 11 billion dollars of their revenue comes from with over 40 million subscribers.


Some years ago Pastor Chris Oyakhilome chose to use twitter to communicate some prayer information to Christ Embassy members worldwide.
Within few weeks Pastor Chris broke the records of having the most amount of followers within such a short period.

In their arrogance, Twitter called Pastor Chris' twitter account to question and described the followership as bogus.

Simply put, Twitter believed that nobody from a place like Nigeria had enough clout to garner such followership within such a short time - a feat that no Hollywood star was able to achieve -.

Pastor Chris wasn't prepared for their drama, he pulled out of twitter and challenged his church tech people to design a platform that the church can use. That's what gave birth to Yookos.

Today Yookos is a formidable competitor with Twitter so much so that ex President Barack Obama acknowledged the giant strides made by the platform within such a short time after it was launched.

Eventually twitter confirmed Pastor Chris' account and "apologized" but it was too late.
Pastor Chris had moved his huge followership into Yookos.

Several years later Twitter is saying that they don't know the country that the same Pastor Chris comes from.
That's arrogance taken too far.

Any Nigerian who tolerates this insult is just a self hating sychophant.

Someone says you and your country don't matter and you're jubilating.
Is that not a serious sickness?

********************************************

On a lighter note,
*We heard someone telling his landlord that his rent money for the year is trapped in his Twitter account*

*The landlord too is now abusing Buhari

Dem [/b] : AKA [b]DA truth in da building!

Truth is not bitter, just that some people are bitter to the truth.



We Rise!

We don’t care. We’ll still tweet. There’s no other platform that works like Twitter.

Misterdhee1:

Boss, these things aren't white and black like you outlined.. There's no debate as to whether he has money or not. But do you actually believe he started off wholly legitimate?? Most of the richest guys in Nigeria started out through crude means, and over time ventured into profitable biz. Sourcing capital isn't for the feeble minded, particularly in this country. Again, it's no one's headache. He's rich and rightly so.

I would sha tell you that the first time I got 5 million paid directly to me for selling ‘lifestyle’, capital no reach 500k.

That 5 million is back into lifestyle. Nightlife is GOLD!

Make we sha dey look each other.

lexy2014:


I didn't ask u if everybody is like me. I asked:

How do u no that d club makes N3million a night in profit?

What is d access u have? Access to what? Do u have access to their account books?

What if my father owns the place? Have you thought about it like that?

Misterdhee1:

And how did he get the capital to start Cubana group? I guess he took loan abi? Anyway, wetin concern anybody with his funds. His money, his problem.

Lol. You’re asking the right questions and giving the wrong answers by yourself. Let’s take Hustle and Bustle for instance. Obi Cubana is one of the owners, there are investors both foreign and local but being the major share holder is what’s up.

Obi Cubana started the Cubana group at a spot and when the idea could be identified and as a golden pot, he went on to call on investors and someone picked up his calls.

You think Mozee The Godfather just travelled to Anambra state with his white skin just because he has heard of Obi Cubana?

He came from Abroad to Celebrate with his business partner.

If you for instance got an investor to give you $100,000 for 30% of the business and it turned out to be a money boom, you think they wouldn’t give you money to expand?

A friend of mine got N12 million from Monster energy (Drink) over a project that didn’t cost up to N2 million

I was part of a project that breweries raised 21 million for last year. The entire event didn’t take 5 million Naira.

It’s by what you know, that you make possibilities and not what you think you understand. Poverty is in the mind.