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Family / Re: What Really Is The Way To A Man's Heart? (for The Men Only) by IGotIssues: 4:25pm On Feb 28, 2012
Miss Penny, Stick to the topic, loser!

Mr, Penny.  I re-read your earlier posts and realize I jumped the gun.  Maybe because of your name, at first I thought you were one of the ignorant bbiittcchhees that trawl this space dispensing dangerously ssttuuppiid advice to unsuspecting young women. 

I'm sure you be correct guy.  Not an overstimulated fatass like mrschima queensmith or inkednerd.  grin
Family / Re: What Really Is The Way To A Man's Heart? (for The Men Only) by IGotIssues: 4:10pm On Feb 28, 2012
Pennywise:

@Igotissues(withcommonsense)
That statement is not a response to thread title but an issue raised by another member of NL. Odeh.

Spoken like a true ode!  Illiterate in 2 languages.  grin grin grin grin grin

I got Issues with DumbC**ts like you.

Now shut up and learn from your betters.

Olodo Pennywise and a brain short.

The OP asked for responses from men. Not shut-ins with no friends like you. Get the hell out of this thread and go back to misunderstanding men. grin grin grin
Family / Re: What Really Is The Way To A Man's Heart? (for The Men Only) by IGotIssues: 3:27pm On Feb 28, 2012
trust (in him)

respect

loyalty

honesty

alj harem:

Trust me, it is not really about 5ex. A lot of women have given men 5ex but are they married ? No

dont mind the foolish kids.

Pennywise:

Nonesense. Why do some girls keep getting dates and others do not

Learn COMPREHENSION. The question is not "hey, guys, what does a girl have to do for you to notice her and ask her out on a D-A-T-E so you can get into her pants?"

It is "Men, please, how does a woman get into your heart so you will L-O-V-E her?"

You're welcome. undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Moderators Here Are Hypocrites I Tell U! by IGotIssues: 4:38am On Feb 28, 2012
There is no rule against posting pictures that have already been posted on other threads.

The only rule is that you may not post other posters' profile pictures.

For example, any of the pictures in this thread can be linked or reposted.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-872603.128.html#msg10210693


mamalola19:

dis romance sec shld be closed down for a week

Agreed.  But all the idiots will go contaminate other sections.  On the other hand, let them try Politics. Fstranger is back to beat them into shape.  grin
Education / Re: 78 Year Old Awujale Of Ijebuland Enrols For Law At National Open University by IGotIssues: 1:10am On Feb 28, 2012

Seventy-eight-year-old Awujale of Ijebuland, Oba Sikiru Adetona, has gone back to school.

According to him, he desires to make history as the nation’s oldest monarch to bag a degree in Law while still on the throne.

Adetona on Saturday joined 201 other new Law students of the National Open University of Nigeria for their matriculation at Awa-Ijebu Study Centre.

Though he was admitted alongside 27 of his traditional rulers, the latter decided to defer their admission for a year.

Some of them are the Limeri of Awa-Ijebu, Oba Abib Awobajo, and the Ajalorun of Ijebu-Ife, Oba Olusesan Oguntayo.

According to them, they took the decision to allow their paramount ruler be a year ahead of them and as a sign of honour to the monarch.

Adetona said after the matriculation that his passion for education in general and for law education in particular, informed his decision.

He said, “Age cannot be a barrier to learning for me. It is what I desire and I assure all of you that I will study very well and come out of the university in record time without fail.”

The monarch also said schooling would not affect his roles as the custodian of the culture of his people.

NOUN Vice-Chancellor, Prof. Ado Tenebe, who was represented on the occasion by the Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Academics), Prof. Mba Okoronkwo, advised the matriculants to take their studies seriously.

Born as Prince Sikiru Olukayode Adetona to the Anikinaiya 1 Ogbagba Royal Family of Ijebu Ode on May 10, 1934, his father was Prince Rufai Adetona, while his mother was Alhaja Ajibabi Adetona (nee Onashile). His mother hailed from Ijebu Igbo.

Nice one. You're never too old to follow you passion. smiley cool

It is so heart-warming. Reminds of the line in Clueless: "Old people can be so cute." grin
Politics / Re: Thief Obasanjo - he wrecked Nigeria and stole $200bn by IGotIssues: 12:31am On Feb 28, 2012
no prosecution of General Babangida would be forthcoming because he was President Obasanjo's business partner.

Baba Gbonigi Hit the nail on the head

undecided  lipsrsealed

Politics / Re: Home Of Titans--zungeru by IGotIssues: 4:00pm On Feb 27, 2012
sheyguy:

I can't even tell, what the thread is about again.

That comma there was definitely unnecessary. grin
Politics / Re: Suggestion To Nairaland Owner (seun Osewa) by IGotIssues: 3:02am On Feb 27, 2012
Goodluck!

Good Luck is two words gaddam it!
Nairaland / General / Re: Women Speak More Than Men (view The Daily Statistic Here) by IGotIssues: 8:41pm On Feb 26, 2012
maclatunji:

Women speak about 7,000 words a day while men average 2,000.

Source: Uber Facts

hahahaha. Does that include phone texts and IMs? Should be about triple that number then.
Nairaland / General / Re: Friends!friends!friends!are They Really Necessary? by IGotIssues: 8:38pm On Feb 26, 2012
LOL at the couple of people not wanting to be friends with Nigerians.  I know people who say this.  One of them is someone I've known for ages, and if not for blood, she would be an ex-acquiantance. lol.  She complains that Nigerians have the worst attitudes, are inferior to Whites and just about any other race or people including other Africans. . . Meanwhile, she has the worst attitude of anyone I have ever known including the bitchiest Americans with whom I've worked.  She thinks she is the smartest person she knows, but hey, get this: she didn't know that buildings facing each other have opposite series of numbers, in other words, she had no idea that one side of the street has even numbered addresses while the other side has odd numbers.  shocked grin grin grin grin  But she is so much smarter than other people. undecided  I could say a lot more about her stupidity, but let's just leave it at that shocking one that even 10-year olds know.  grin tongue

I can't stand people who hate their own.  Hate others, I don't care - they probably hate you too anyway.  But taking pride in hating what you are, speaks more about you than anything.

To the OP.  You don't need friends if that is your choice and can do without them, and if you can be close to some of your family.  Just remember to keep yourself open to meeting your soulmate so marriage and children doesn't pass you by.
Nairaland / General / Re: Omg! Nairaland's Seun Osewa - Worth Over N200m by IGotIssues: 7:17pm On Feb 26, 2012
How old is that picture? Shaped eyebrows and glossy lips? shocked shocked shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Annoys You Most On Nl? by IGotIssues: 7:12pm On Feb 26, 2012
jobfront:

who is the most annoying member of NL that his or her posts or threads always make you to have a heartache or a pang? And you sometimes wish he or she could just be kicked out of NL planet? Please, make your lists to be concise, like five at most.

Your list of 5 must be invisible to those of us who don't believe in juju. I can't your selection.
Crime / Re: Drama In Bank As Woman Bathes Cashier With Faeces by IGotIssues: 7:08pm On Feb 26, 2012
The cashier should than God it wasn't acid. At least the woman wasn't that cruel. As bad and embarrassing as it was, things can always be worse. Just think about that, give thanks for your life and health, and start to exercise better judgment when it comes to other women's husbands. undecided
Family / Re: Another Nigerian Commits Suicide by IGotIssues: 6:33pm On Feb 26, 2012
martyns303:

educate me if am wrong, are d eggs not that 2 flower like looking thing? their removing it and selling it?

The "2 flower-like things" are the ovaries that make one egg each month. The egg is what they remove. It's a shame Nigerian girls are doing that though. I can't imagine it's very popular. When did black babies become so scarce that a demand would make selling eggs a common thing? Unless they're using their eggs for research or someone is duping these young women. You let someone take a probe inside you or however the hell they get those eggs out? sad shocked
Food / Re: What Do You Feel Like Eating Now? by IGotIssues: 1:44am On Oct 19, 2011
Fhemmmy:

You are in Nigeria and feel like eating Suya, that is like leaving by the water and wanna drink . . .Lol

whats it to you what people wanna eat? bully!
Food / Re: What Do You Feel Like Eating Now? by IGotIssues: 1:43am On Oct 19, 2011
eko and akara. dont know why.

possibly cause someone in my house is making moin-moin right now, and i dont think i'm getting any! aje!

i will check out the recipe section if there's one. would like to prepare akara this weekend. tongue tongue tongue cheesy

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