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tjfulloption:
I was OPPORTUNED to be a 30 minutes boss over our driver when We were driving home from the bank where our boss sent us on errand to deposit some Moines in his bank account. Go- slow slow I said to him as I spot this beautiful lady walking by. I'm on my way to a friend's WAKE-KEEPING of her late dad she replied when asked where she was going. As a fast guy I brought out my blackberry porch SCREENTOUCH PHONE I bought on INSTALMENTALLY term from a friend to collect her mobile number. SHARP-SHARP we drop her at the venue as I told her I will give her a call. Bros! You are very CUNNY O, you are claiming to be the car over abi? I go tell Oga. the driver JOKENLY tells me. This babe ASWEAR na me go DISVIRGIN HER.

meaningless !

Srzly ?

You still have guts to issue statements huh ?
by the time we finish with you eh...

na today ?

Lalasticlala ...where at thou ?

This Lassa of a thing is becoming scary o

I will not comment on this. ...I mean it.

It isn't necessary bro...Ndlers will surely use it frustratingly.

makzeze:
g is for goat.

check again

You shall continue to succeed in ur future endeavors

The way he helped that dumbass to ruin Nigeria ?
Dear Bastard Okupe, (he said we shld call him that if PMB wins) we would rather seek assistance from the devil himself than you son of plenty fathers.

It is either you become a Muslim and join them to disturb others
Or you honourably leave the vicinity for them and move to join Linda at banana island.

its getting clearer !
Imagine, if that dumb ass had won.

Bobbyjay001:
Thanks. Judging from ur pix,you are enroute Oyingbo,Imepe/Lagos garage. Am I right? That's the big tree in Itoro where white bats use as abode.
I miss Ijebu-ode.

lolz...where are you now sir ? ....If I may ask.

Bobbyjay001:
Op,where in Ijebu-ode is this?

Itoro, close to local govt.

when I'm not under spell.

blazetitov:
Oga driver wan concentrate. I guess he needs all the concentration with that kind of mustache.


Btw, is it that he will be peeping into the passenger's phone instead of keeping his eyes on the road? Op, should go back and ask joor.

I tire o....
funny u

Tecno 7C Tablet
21K

My brother man,
If obviously they(ur parents) can't afford to haul your sibling's school expenditures. Please forfeit part of the money for your brother (for future sake) and make do with the reasonable leftover.
I understand your predicament, but believe me you can still start up something nice with like 200k.
Please trend it softly and be flexible.

My brother man,
If obviously they(ur parents) can't afford to haul your sibling's
school expenditures. Please forfeit part of the money for your
brother (for future sake) and make do with the reasonable
leftover.
I understand your predicament, but believe me you can still
start up something nice with like 200k.
Please trend it softly and be flexible.

I can bet it Lalasticlala haven't seen this before

Adewunmi84:
eyah...that is Ketu I guess?pls what no.?my aunt stays in ketu
eyah...that is Ketu I guess?pls what no.?my aunt stays in ketu

Mathematical:
You know him?

XaintJoel20:
Do you know him?

ElFenomeno1:
So what if I am a Nigerian?
I am a Nigerian and I use my brain... I have a good attitude and mindset... I also aim to do the right things always
I repeat most Nigerians are fu cking animals...

XaintJoel20:
Do you know him?

He's a nice and easy going man...I was at his wife shop d day b4 yesterday to buy recharge card, i met him there and greeted him...I nvr knew I was saying farewell.

RIP daddy Ope.... I was shocked to the marrow when I heard it.

you should have at least use the pedestrian bridge.
God will look after Ope and her brother segun .
All of us at Ogunkoya street will miss you !

let assist this guy by trending his name on Twitter

How I wish i had someone encouraged me, during my days of roaming the street, to learn handwork before proceeding to university.


wish you success in your future endeavors.

OkparaJesus:
Then you are a lesbian who decided to Bleep a gay
with big
breast. A big homosexual can be straight if he wants a
Tiwa
Savage vagina pictures in his palm. I learnt also that
lesibans and gays are mothers of tomorrow that is if
Obama
makes condom available to Rev fathers whose dick are
oily
during a Saturday church program also a straight guy
can
be fuuccking a straight guy is they agree am not saying
they
are gays ooooo but it's my decision to say that a
lesbian
can fuucck a gay back to back if Olamode did not
throw
away the mike at deeper life camp ground. Then it
means
that we are lesibans of tomorrow. But a lesbian with
large
hole in her Vagina can be very gud in reading out
poems in
church because pastor don't like wearing pant to a
village
shrine and their pennies will be dangling in the choir
stand
because if a child is thought how to eat banana then
his
mother will not close her legs for village hunters even
the
father will be looking for a homosexual to embarrass in
the
street of Lagos.

PM me asap

I can bet it with my BB charger .... That's the last time he will be on air at channels TV.

Adieu Papa

sheubaba2013:
Wait o police follow for military?

sure na, NSCDC men sef .

hob:
Shey we can snap with militants....

wah da heck iz wrong with you ?
militants small sef , na bokoharam u suppose find.