₦airaland Forum

Hallykojo:
Number 4 is so funny after i googled jing leed.

had to google it too.

So true and damn funny!! Rotfl

So?

Splinz:
Op, when was the last time you ate jollof rice

I detest jollof, it purges my dad and myself.

Hello.
I have been seeing a lot of pre wedding pictures here lately, seriously am always like wow! cute!

but you know what, in all honesty I have never, not even once attend a wedding ceremony before in my well-over two decades of existence. not even family's or family friend's. It's saddens right?


With sincerity I beg you to formerly invite me to your wedding ceremony, especially if it's holding in Lagos, Abuja or Ogun state.




I only wish to see what a wedding party looks like in the real sense.

I'm not a glutton!
I promise to reciprocate the gesture someday.
I can be reached on 09066624338


Thanks.
Cc: Lalasticlala Seun

Adeko Memorial School, Ijebu Igbo. 1998 and Allahu Lateef N/P School Ijebu Igbo. 2001

Rip

ajuwarhodes:
U won't stop what?

anals ofkuz!

most embarrassing thing I found on a friend phone was BIBLE. yea Bibeli.

as for me you can never be smart enough, I keep my rubbish in vault.

we won't stop.

awon dindinrin!

If I'm opportune to be Nigeria president for a day,

I will first suspend the constitution, thereby turning my supposed one day to any time I wish.

secondly I will lay embargo on the national assembly, while am the president they shall be useless.

thirdly all political appointees will be relieved of there job.

I will merge all federal ministry into just three with each ministry having it own president. viz are:
Ministry of Welfare and bussiness.
Ministry of Social Development. and
Ministry of Security affairs.

I will scrap one of either The Senate or House of Reps.
I will reduce the petrol and petroleum pump prices by half, regardless of the consequences.
Power supply will become free.
Expert will be brought from advanced countries to man our power sector. If ordinary Ghana could overcome, Nigeria too can.

No more acceptance fee in universities and even school fees shall not be more than 25000 in all Fed Uni.

No more political appointment whatsoever, All appointments shall be advertised in the dailies and people bid for it including ministers and advisers.


All Fed med centers shall be absolutely free and also I will build new 774 branches of the National hospital Abuja. one in each LGA of the federation.

I will expand the judiciary, we will have more judges and all sort of reform will be done there.

In the prisons, no more VIP prison, all convicts on death roll beyond 10yrs shall be re-tried. if still found guilty, immediate execution and if not, they will be set free. thereby decongesting our prisons.


I can go on and on.

Issorait

May thunder fire ASUU.
I only pity Funaab finalists!

they should continue chasing shadows..

bunch of losers.

May thunder fire ASUU. I only pity Funaab finalists.

May thunder fire ASUU. I only pity Funaab finalists.

This our internal affairs minister is a joker.

warrisdis ...


Op put "viewer discretion" na.


I'm allergic to reds.

How old are you Op and wht if I say it isn't??

No UAE,
p. k. a Dubai ??

I don't want to give people eye sore i would have uploaded some pictures here.

Eeyan buruku ti ba eniyan rere je. we never can tell, you 'may' be lying.
but at least put some pictures or verifiable medical reports.
good luck!

Wow... nice earrings !

Goodluck to them !

hh

Fukehfuke - Styrofoam.

I never knew. thanks Op.

Me I no see Kemi up there o...abi na another Kemi una dey talk.

haywire07:
Thank you for contacting my clinic.

Simply buy a #40 naira egg or Milo.
Fry d egg wit pepper .
Note: make sure u put onions and pepper

Prepare a cup of tea that contains milk and sugar using water boiled 80-100°c

Now combine ur purchased loaf of bread with the egg and tea and make sure u swallow .

If u don't die after 90yrs, den it contains no bromate.

just that an egg is now 50box in my hood

what's Bromate ? a type of egg or what.

alizma:
if you really want to know what politics is like, watch some some Korean "ancient" movies.

like?

Oh Lord... Do not for a blink of an eye, remove your banner over us.. always be our guidance and Savior home and away.


This is getting too much mehn...
Ripp fellas!