₦airaland Forum

LastMumu:
The females are injected with male hormones while the males are injected with female hormones. Hormones control and coordinate the body physiology and behavior. I believe female transgenders are injected with progesterone & oestrogen while their male are injected with testosterone.

Please does trans mensturates and/or give births?

La click la bend

Barrywilly:
Poor journalistic story. The writer ought to have reached out to the FUNAAB management for the identification of the bus. I'm having the impression that the criminals just inscribed the name of FUNAAB on the bus in order to fool the security agents.

Read the story again..
This time slowly.. Okay?
Something wey Funaab sef issued statement untop huh?
Siddaun dere.

Homeboiy:
Lecturers too they high for that region


odiegwu oo

See as you dey waste FTC.
Where you see for the story say na lecturers dey shark am?

You know read say na the driver dey use university bus do skunk runz for border side? Shior.
Lalasticlala

Ogun Customs Intercepts Funaab Bus Conveying Indian Hemp
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A bus belonging to the Federal University of Agriculture, FUNNAB, Abeokuta has been intercepted and the driver arrested by operatives of the Nigeria Customs for conveying Indian hemp through a border town in Ogun State
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The Comptroller of the Service, Ogun State Command, Sani Madugu, made this known on Tuesday at a press conference held at command’s headquarters in Abeokuta
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He said the patrol team of Customs intercepted the vehicle and apprehended the driver of the coaster bus with registration number FUNNAB 50 B-100 FG, alongside 211 parcels of cannabis which was made to fit Bible size.
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Mr. Madugu, accompanied by the commander, National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, of the state, Bala Fagge, said the suspect, Abolade Bolaji, was caught in Imeko border town, while conveying the illegal drugs into the country
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The Customs boss said the suspect had concealed the parceled cannabis under bags of rice he was transporting
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He added that after a search by the Customs off‎icials, the Indian hemp, neatly wrapped, were discovered
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At the press briefing, the Customs authorities handed over the suspect and exhibits to the NDLEA for further investigation
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Mr. Fagge, while receiving the suspect and exhibits, commended the Customs for the feat
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He said cannabis was now being cultivated in neighbouring countries adding that the haul seized from the suspect weighed 295.4kg
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Meanwhile, the University has said it would not interfere with the ongoing investigation into the matter
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“As a responsible and law-abiding organisation, the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta is committed to upholding all statutory enactments guiding its establishment, subsisting legislation in Ogun State and the nation in general. This uncompromising and non-negotiable stance had always and severally been hammered to bonafide members of staff and students of the University,” the statement read
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It said the school would also carry out an independent investigation
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“Already, the University has put the necessary machinery in place, to carry out proper investigations, to ascertain what actually transpired on the said date on one hand, while law enforcement agents, on the other hand, would be allowed and supported to perform their statutory duties in the overall interest of all citizens,’’ the statement said.

SOURCE: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/240313-nigeria-customs-intercepts-university-bus-conveying-indian-hemp.html

valdes00:
if na me, I go withdraw and re-deposit

Why? ... If I may ask.

Bia OP, see me i don't fancy all that.
I only lookout for just four things in phone.
Once it have the four its cool for me.

1.Camera 13mp (at worst 8mp)

2.Battery at least 3000mah

3. Screen size 5.5" (at most 5.0")

4. Reasonable inner memory

Dazzall.

Seekinbiz:
Hello good people I have #2M and want to go into business full time since I'm currently not engaged. Please I need honest and sincere advice on good businesses with return on investment.

I would appreciate every suggestion but I'm not interested in online stuff like betting or trading. I reside in Lagos and have a compound of my own with a 3 bedroom BQ apartment. So I would appreciate any business suggestion that I can do at home.

Any mini plant or production company that I can run at home. Also I have a pickup truck (hilux) for logistics for the business.

I don't mind being an agent to a big manufacturer or supplier as far as it's a fast consumer goods product with good turn over.

Also I am willing to pay for training on the job as far as the person has practical experience to pass across (please I don't want ebooks or 1001 laws of success. I will pay to get practical knowledge).

You can drop your suggestions here or PM me so that we can talk...

Good morning sir.
With half of that money you can successfully start a modernized bakery.
Am a baker, and I know the wherewithal of bread production and marketing business. Since you've got apartment already, all you need get is Gas oven (2bags capacity for a start) milling machine (you need not buy expensive one as well) and then pans and other few basic things.
Cost of making 2bags of flour into breads is around 30k and then after selling the gainings is always btw 14-16k on 2bags depending on the sizes of bread you cut.
My contact is 0 9 0 6 6 6 2 4 3 3 8
I may be of help.

whitebeard:
op may this post never get to the promise land if u don't upload pictures.. Amen..!!

No OP need not put pictures.
Respect the deceased, she has loved ones.
It really should not even be a thing of public.

Subhanallahi
This is just too gory.

God Bless you @Alexreports

My regards to Kanu Nwakwo

NwaAmaikpe:


I think you are not fit to call them your subordinates.
You should be sacked for your inattention to details.

How can you justify making such mistake?

You wouldn't tolerate it if it were committed by one of your subordinates but the good thing is you admit your salary can take care of this indiscretion so it is not much of a problem afterall.

I'd advise, rather than punish the present staff by delaying his pay (even rationalizing it by implying that since they are friends so he could be in on it too).
Pay the guy from your pocket and you can either write off the other one as a bad debt or institute a legal action against the beneficiary through his bank so as to get a refund/recall.

Because trust me; the times are hard, I truly doubt the possibility of the ex-staff returning it voluntarily because he has nothing to lose.

For the first time... I swear.

oluwayimika123:
.I ve Neva used the tablet thing b4 so I don't really know how it works Buh 4rm dier response, it is quite clear DAT d bank is trying to point an accusing finger to one of their customers.

I stand to disagree with dis cos what dis means invariably is DAT one can use d tablet to access d internet easily not just 4 d purpose 4 ch it was designed 4 by d bank. I ve used some banks system 4 internet banking purpose Gtb to b precise and I can authoritatively say dis DAT aside d bank's portal, u can't use d system 4 any other thing, meaning d systems ve been specially encrypted 4 DAT purpose.

However, if it's den true DAT a customer used d tablet to access a porn site den dat means d bank ain't security conscious cos oda illicit activities could ve been carried out with d tablet thereby making it hard to trace d culprit using d I.P.

Those DAT ve used the platform b4 shld pls come and tell us if it's possible to use it 4 general internet purposes, den I may just stroll into d nearest access bank to visit Nairaland next time I'm outta sub. Just saying

You need God in your writings.
May your stup!d style of writing in public forum not cost you great opportunity someday.

Sure, am gonna die someday. But its only God Chineke Ubangiji Allah that knows when am leaving.
I pray He grants me longevity.

Here is the poo they gave me as death date.

Are we to laugh after seeing the memes?

This is my first phone Nokia-1200 its not in that picture.

But my Dad's first was that no 10
And Mum's own was no 6

May God bless those boys for me, esp the one that chose Pablo success as his mentor!


Incase you don't know, one of the many firsts of Pablo Escobar was that he set billions of cash ablaze just to warm her daughter.
He built his own palatial prison, where no security was allowed at kilometres away from the perimeters.

Omo iya mi jara e!

Pry school: Aunty Laun. Adeko memorial school Ijebu Igbo. Class of 2000
Sec school: Mr H O Onojobi. Abusi Odumare Academy Ijebu Igbo. Class of 2007.

Why do you have to go back there?
Who asked you of update?

You had the opportunity to make the best out of it at first, but the ego in you told you to enhance the pictures which made them look a bit ingenuine.
You've realized you fu*k up so you wanted to go and re snap?
Alas opportunity comes but ones.


Thank your God say them no lynch u.

Aren't you tired of all these speculations?

TASUED is also worthy of mention.

Ina omo le lara... Ki olohun ma fi jo wa.
Accept my sincere condolences!

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Idonbilivit

Too cumbersome, can't read it through.

With the little I read, all that can be deduced is you've got a PhD (Pull Him Down) syndrome.
If you're aggrieved, channel your grievances to the right quarters.

Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44 : I beg you in the name of whatever you believed in, please don't take these to the front page.

Its an attempt to bring the firm to disrepute.

Should we now fry palp?

RIP to the dead They wanted to kill each other. One only had upper hand.

I've seen worst than these.

They will always have a say.. SMH

ricsman:
hmm no gas aroma?

At all.

As a Nigerian, you have no right whatsoever to expect 'no power outage' anywhere/anytime.
Its in the constitution!

So He ain't aware there's no freedom after speech?
Sorry man, nobody entrenched you in mess. You did yourself.
Sad you'll have to learn these way ehn.