₦airaland Forum

As soon as you pay the hailing fees we will all join hands and hail them

teamy77:
Please and please... LadyF and AleAirHUB are not Nigerians... I think I just found perfect people to replace Buhari and Osinbajo


AleAirHub just bought $3600 out of my stock... INSTANT PAYMENT.

Ich-Free trades...

LadyF I'm selling to you next if AleAirHub never carry the remaining...

Nairalanders, Please hail these two people for me please...

Lol. The way he go just enter 6 months in high school with no holiday or even with no chance of graduation.

Nigerians are good at quoting numbers

bdavis:
Hope you have hammerproofed yourself

This OP is a liar, he doesn't have 5 million. Infact he is a broke nigga looking for girls who will fall victim to his lies and he will fuckkk them tire.

BE WARNED !!!!

Bros hope u don't mind me asking, I have interest too and is referal bonus the one you get when you invite another personinto the cycle?

How can you make 48% a month, pls explain.
Thanks

Gunbiz:
see ds guy, na u ds M. M. M go affect if d tin crash, y wait dat long when u can get referral bonus nd get 14% which is 24% in 2wks and 48% in 4wks(1 month). Oboy tink smart 4 ds our age o!

Are u bored

Singapore1:
is there anybody who can vouch for awaritafe here?
i am about to transact with him

It will be a minor loss, your 200K is unlikely to be intact as rates are going up.

Think of it, you already had interest paid upfront and still want the 200K while you held the contract for 3days, is it possible in your view?

LaconicINC:
wow, so I will come out with a profit? Abi it's loss

Ok.
A person who works there said you are likely to get a discount sale rate of 11% based on the info you provided.
You can write to your branch and request this.

LaconicINC:
I invested 200k, interest is 13.7% for 91 days, stanbic, it was in the bid of 19/10/16 thanks

How much did u invest in it and how long have you held it for?

Also what interest rate did you get and which bank sold to you. I can help you find out with these.

LaconicINC:
Gurus in the house I need your help ooo, please how do I collapse my Treasury bills before maturity, what are the processes to follow. Responses highly anticipated.

Its sad when any disaster happens in Nigeria for example I was on a night bus sometime ago and 30 minutes into the journey, the driver complained that the fan belt of the engine keep disuntegrating.

Every ten minutes the driver stops to adjust the fan belt in the middle on nowhere at 12am midnight. The only solution most fellow passengers could think of is to keep shouting and speaking in tongues "What is wrong with Africans".

Not more than one person including me out of 50 persons suggested a proactive approach to the problem like asking the driver to call his bosses for a sound bus, finding the nearest police station to park for safety or looking for a nearby mechanic to sort the problem.

All they could think of was to speak in tongues, I weep for Nigeria.

The mentality of most Nigerians is next to a monkey.

Do I believe in prayers? Yes I do.
Is it the only solution to a problem? No its not, it needs to be backed up with creative thinking and firm action.

Nigerians make prayer seem like a joke, when Americans say God bless America, they do so because they have done everyother aspects of the task and God is asked to oversee all that has been done.

I have $32 in my Fiverr account can you do it at N420 sire or madman?

CallmeLucy:
Sell your Fiverr/PayPal funds in dollars and get paid in Naira instantly. I have a verified UK PayPal account so getting your money out of Fiverr, upwork or and other sites isn't a problem for me. I can't post my number on here for personal reasons. You can send me a message via email or contact me via Twitter and I can provide you with my contact information yo can reach me on. You can be 100% sure you're in safe hands when selling to me. For the rate, please get an exchanger that can beat my rate as I'm sure no one can really compete with me. My twitter username is Femi_Mastermind. Don't hesitate to send me a message just to check if I can help you or not.

Thanks.... I hope we all make it.

It is nolonger news there is hunger in the land. Nigerians are devising news ways of making money, one of them is through the sale of their kidney.

It bothers me when I see the youth go through the sale of kidney and I heard some touching stories.

Have you sold your kidney before and can you share that experience of what you went through.

How much do you think is enough for a kidney and is it worth it?

Kikiki Paypal banned account, brother forget it or try again in six months time.

When people keep jumping from one exchanger to the other looking for N10 here and there this will keep happening.

pussygotlips:
unfortunately i withdrawn my money go in an exchanger PayPal account that has been banned

is there a way to retrieve my money
make una help wohh

He has two options, either he goes to the party or he accepts 5K.

If he goes to the party two things are involved either they drink and she tell him to go home or they drink and she invite him to her inner chambers.

If she invites him to her inner chamber two things are involved either she ask him to use his tongue or she ask him to use the other one.

If he use either of the two, one thing is involved

I opened a new Bank account in May 2016, barely one week after opening the bank account, I collected the usual atm card with my balance reading N1,200 only. No one else had the details of the bank account except me so I wasnt expecting any deposit into the account.


The next day was a hot afternoon and I was having a nap all of a sudden my phone alerted me. I woke up and shockingly saw a credit alert of N237, 500 chei I screamed. I ran up quickly, I was confused on what to do for a few minutes. I thought who could have deposited such amount, no one came to mind because no one else had my new bank details.


I rushed out quickly wearing the back side of my shirt to the nearest ATM to withdraw the whole money chai I wont forget what Lagos traffic did to me that day. I was held in traffic for 16 minutes 39 seconds. As soon as I got off the traffic, I ran faster than Usain bolt to the ATM machine to withdraw the whole N237K.Immediately i slot in my ATM card, it was like someone was nearby watching to send another alert. To my surprise another alert came, i was excited with hope another N237K just entered. 


Immediately I picked up my phone opened it, it was a debit alert for N237, 500 . The Taxi man was already asking for his drop charge of N2000.I stood still and couldn't movefor two minutes, I couldn't even explain what had happened to people around me wondering what could have gone wrong.

Cc Dominique
Puskin
FOD

awesomeJ:
Now my own question:
If you got a credit alert on one of your accounts for an amount paid in by a stranger, what would you do. Got such an alert today. The money isn't much though.

Chai, this your question just re-opened a healed wound. I opened a new Bank account in May 2016, barely one week after opening the bank account, I collected the usual atm card with my balance reading N1,200 only. No one else had the details of the bank account except me so I wasnt expecting any deposit into the account.


The next day was a hot afternoon and I was having a nap all of a sudden my phone alerted me. I woke up and shockingly saw a credit alert of N237, 500 chei I screamed. I ran up quickly, I was confused on what to do for a few minutes. I thought who could have deposited such amount, no one came to mind because no one else had my new bank details.


I rushed out quickly wearing the back side of my shirt to the nearest ATM to withdraw the whole money chai I wont forget what Lagos traffic did to me that day. I was held in traffic for 16 minutes 39 seconds.


As soon as I got off the traffic, I ran faster than Usain bolt to the ATM machine to withdraw the whole N237K.
Immediately i slot in my ATM card, it was like someone was nearby watching to send another alert. To my surprise another alert came, i was excited with hope another N237K just entered.

Immediately I picked up my phone opened it, it was a debit alert for N237, 500

The Taxi man was already asking for his drop charge of N2000.
I stood still and couldn't movefor two minutes, I couldn't even explain what had happened to people around me wondering what could have gone wrong.

Yes blast you have permission to engage.
Target in position

whizqueen:
Who's asking for segeonline 's picture?
Should I blast the thread with his photos?

Initialize you see wetin I been dey tell you that time now.

Chukwuemeka bizinessi don land o, them say pple dey ccollect award on behalf of Nairaland now o.

Oya o from today ur name na Seux, make we go collect 20 million loan sharply before umu Alaba discover this new bizinessi

It could be your village people are dancing Shoki on your Fiverr account

WalkerMichael:
Earned this month so far $4

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Lord what is wrong? someone should comman teach me how to rank gig on fiverr relevance page... I'm begging abeg this relatively poor. GOD have mercy

OP if na fuckkk you need I can hook you up with naija gals wey go fuckkk ur brains put, you self open mouth dey talk say u dey find wife u dey waste time.

If you arrange urself well na gals go dey find you and propose to you for naija.

One gal wey dey do me say she be wife material for naija, I fuckkk am sotee she come begin ask me is UK In London?

Omo l no fit laugh, I come respond tell am say London is in USA.

Payoneer ATM withdrawal pays at N315/$.

paulsir:
You are still living in the past.

Buhari's incompence makes Goodluck Ebele Otueke look like a Hero

I always say to people

"Do not go to Turkey for any reason, there is no human right in that country".

Human rights in Europe is only observed in the UK, Germany, France, Switzerland and a few others.

I won't even accept a connection flight that stops over at Turkey, it's just too risky. I wonder why Nigerians go to countries like Turkey, Greece, Italy and Spain to study. The exploitation in these countries is just too much.

There is hunger in the land.

Just as today is independence day, I was thinking what your plans would be.
Are you going to celebrate?
What exactly are you celebrating?
Is it worth celebrating?
Do you have money to celebrate?

Finally, Is being Independent working?

There are too many questions on my mind but I would like to know your answer to any question of your choice.

Cc Mynd44
OAM4J

Hwfar na I don already chop 10 cartons of Popcorn