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They usually do this if your Bank account is flagged as one of the beneficiaries of Dasuki funds

Lol na joke o.

Danfuster:
URGENT ATTENTION PLS!!!

I just got a message from Ecobank cos I transfered some money last night and this morning

"dear customer, your account has been upgraded to tier 3. Pls visit any Ecobank branch with a valid ID card to update your account."

I hope this won't cause any hindrance, also... What's a tier 3 account?

See what bad governance has caused. The Nigerian government has turned most Nigerian youth to Bureau de Change.

Everybody running into threads looking to sell, buy and scam. There is no unity, everybody wants to scam the other and get rich overnight.

Yet we say we are giant of Africa, we are giant of SHIIT.

Be careful where you place your balls, some ladies do swallow balls and your name will be sorry .

This is change era.

FreeWorld23:
mr man, that lady will deliver, she is one of the few ppl I can bet my balls on if you are REAL

This signifies the girl was hawking something while the guy was buying the thing when they met

Linda Ikeja will you marry me?

Name checkers will soon arrive and say Kanayo o Kanayo used his brother for money ritual

BUT it is good to marry a beautiful woman to at least give your children a chance

All he needs is a good lawyer, he needs to have evidence of being denied entry into Spain as that's where his permanent residency lies, he can use that to make an appeal. His case will be heard and all evidence presented. The judge will advice the Spanish embassy with a decision in a heartbeat.

Getting a good lawyer for such will cost him at least €5000 in this current buhari govt.

Intelligent dudu, honestly if you are here for business you should complete a transaction with one of the interested parties that are well known here. You mentioned your partner, if your partner works in a public office like banking then he stands a chance of making good money from contacts here BUT his identity and place of work must be verified and confirmed by the first successful person.

Alternatively if you are here to make some quick money and drink champagne with your guys screaming "maga no dey finish" hmm you are in for a very long ride.

You mentioned your reputation is at stake, an average Nairaland account reputation is only worth N1000 risk that's the amount it will cost anyone to buy recharge card, create a New email and open a new Nairaland account. And that's the maximum amount any person in dis Buhari's govt. will risk for the kind of procedure you request.

If a group of guys are waiting somewhere in an uncompleted building I suggest they buy less bread and coke for themselves as maga go soon finish if otherwise take advice on the first paragraph.

Intelligentdude:
Lol,for the record, I made the decision and conveyed it to him.Like I said before, I won't want anything to tarnish my reputation (not even alibaba or aliexpress 6hours before confirmation of payment). I won't come to your level dear.Cheers and have a great evening.

This one na twitter marriage scam

The way Nigerian men fight for pusssy makes you wonder if there is gold inside dia.

Don't trust an Oyibo, they used delay tactics on you while arranging the next available seat for your deportation and lured you into signing a document.

The Spanish embassy could have let you back to Spain via Nigeria had it been ur residence permit was still valid. Losing 13 years life history in a developed nation is huge and you should try as fast as possible to get back into the system so that you don't lose to right to Spanish citizenship.

My brother run for your life.

You are her ATM, na from joke we dey take know the truth. Of all the things to name na her ATM you be OK ooo.

Yes me too. The rates are dropping.

danniyal:
Stanbic ibtc charged me 345.62

I'm off to sign a $1m contract with UNN to reinstate these structures for profit.

Kemi kemi kemi hnmm, how many times did I call you?

Go and kneel down in my room, this your money borrowing strategy has become too much. Since you entered we have been borrowing money even when we are still productive

May Yobo not turn out to be the Rochas of today who sold his people for 30 pieces of silver

Rochas akpamu what did you do to ensure this didn't happen even though it has happened?

Rochas used to be a noble man who defeated poverty but he has soiled his hands into eating amala and ewedu with devil.

You mentioned Military job.

Have you heard the story of the soldier who returned from war versus his wife's vagina?

Anyway his wife asked for divorce after d soldier refused to cum. The soldier was counting 5,10,15,20 on top the Toto

Chinwetalu agu and widows are 5 and 6

Haha intelligent dudu aka reputation protector

Intelligentdude:
Lol,funny you.I have a reputation to protect bro.Cheers

This is unrelated but why does your name say udiboy and your profile says you are female but your approach come across as a dude, are u gay, bisexual, straight or confused?
Is that how reliable your 3k dollar is?

I am waiting

Udiboy:
Hahaaa, omg! You even have 7 likes on top. Choii, I never expererit. And you resemble my Igbo brother 9on that your profile pishure.
No nau. It's not like that. Is it not better to pay 500 to 1$ Sef from a reliable source than to pay 340 per 1$ To Awarifite and be scammed. That will be penny wise pound foolish according to my papa
I am very considerate trust me. I am one of the most considerate here, believe me in Donald Trump's voice.
I have 3k dollars at a good price.

Zik was a great man and lived long, 96 years or so no be beans.

20K a week you kidding me that's change, I make 20K everytime I fart

Just kidding lol.

Amokachi could be the next Mayweather if these boys finally make it to Man City and Chelsea.

Nigeria is a nonsense country infact Nigeria is a rubbish country

Nigerians are so deluded that they keep bothering God with every single thing.
If person accidental drink from a dirty cup with insects and fall sick Nigerians will say don't worry God will see you through

They don't ask why didn't you wash the cup or tell you to go to the hospital, they only wait on God.

NOBODYY:
Another Thread for Atheists to feed on

But the truth is.. Why couldnt God save them? But they went to worship him na

Sometimes i ask God questions but he doesnt seem like he's ready to answer me










R.i.P to my Colleagues

Sad, sadder, saddest

Please help me, I have N990,000 and I just need N10,000 to become a millionaire.

Can anyone help me achieve this, thanks in anticipation

Gold digger alert

Your bid will sail through like ABCD. The only other charges are transaction charges and 0.0125% tax which should be deducted after interest payable.

In other news, you can bring your tithes forward so we can move the ministry to the permanent site

overcomer123:
guys i just did approached my bank to help me bid for 1m at the primary market. I hv exactly one million in my savings account, are there other charges involved and will my bid sale through?
If yes what the charges?

Useless country, there are corrupt govt. Officials like Amaechi who has never been questioned.

Buhari is failing and is a total disaster.