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[color=#9900ff]Na uncle pako TV be that?

I nor dey near any toes

Ahh i'll catch you at the all star party after my shooting [/color]

daduke2k:
good? ooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuch  

[color=#9900ff]Don't worry. . .plenty dey to crush on


Anyway. . .after Brad.  I took one look @ Johnny and decided to settle. . .in some ways [/color]

[color=#9900ff]My mood determines what music i listen to, just as the music i listen to determines my mood
My taste in music is eclectic
Just as my taste in people is
maybe i'll take a trip to the beach even for just 3 days. . .i need some seawater and seaweeds
i despise long gists i had friends like that in high school. . .just get to the bluidy point already [/color]

[color=#9900ff] I go giff erhhh you to taste first

What all star party?

You forget say i go soon be star?

Check your tv. . .watch out for me soon " "[/color]

[color=#9900ff]You can have the toes

But i'll take the peppersoup and taribo juice

Come o, you dey go wia with those clothes? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Are zhey not fiful? [/color]

daduke2k:
yeah yeah u are i dont give a hitch. just have a crush on ya, but u fading it already

[color=#9900ff]Good

@Madlady yes o [/color]

madlady:
^^Your 22

[color=#9900ff]Blasphemy [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I nor fit, if food no dey ooo

So what did you get us?

Where that our antique camera? We need to make money [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I'm 65 way older than her [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Gahhh i go postpone till 2mrw [/color]

daduke2k:
what d ya mean what? ma first crush waz u. is that bad?

[color=#9900ff]that's so wrong. . .i'm old enough to be your grandmother [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Can't find the starting point [/color]

daduke2k:
iice

[color=#9900ff]What?[/color]

[color=#9900ff] No problem, so long as there's space for me

_{*whistling* what food?} So what food are we getting for the movie?

Na pesticide turn [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Your truth or the truth? People substitute one for the other and think they've got it right [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Louis aka Brad Pitt in interview with the vampire He was so dreamy [/color]

[color=#9900ff]lol @ training. . .a dog perhaps [/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-429368.0.html

[color=#9900ff]Where to start? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Why small bench na?

You know say i fit occupy 4

Gardeners. . .hmmm i know [/color]

[color=#9900ff]^^Exactly[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Who is fazzling?

Hey loff

Twinzie. . .
_{singing. . .i see your brakelights} [/color]

[color=#9900ff]My favorite color of nail polish is blue
In high school i didnt sleep at night. . .i stayed up watching movies when i go home on a whim from boarding house
I lived alone in high school
I used to be called a snob. . .people think if you don't give them the time of the day (like who cares how much your shoes cost or what hairstyle u have on and the irritating-my boyfriend blah blah), you are a snob
I have a thing for accents [/color]

tweetch:
my experience was wen a guy met me and said "hey girl you wat i'm a star and i love you.u'll see me on t.v soon will you be my girl".

[color=#9900ff]Rofl. . .no be only star [/color]

Hotchyk:
Hmm,I got stalked and toasted some time back by one 'wrongest' guy.His command of grammar was horrible. Here:
Guy: Hello 'sister'
Me: (rolls eyes) silence,
Guy: Ashually( actually) av been 'admire' you in a very long time. I like you,everything about you is juss(just) normwan(normal)
Meamused) really?
Guy: Yels,yels. In fact.you are true african beauty Your black is always shining.
Me: (in my mind "oh,please"
Guy: Angel, please can you give me your number so that i can keep in touch and be calling you to greet you?
Me: Ummm,no. I dont give out my contact to strangers.
Guy: No,I didnt ask for your contact,is your gsm number that I want.
Me: (obviously flabbergasted, gave him my old dormant number)
Guy: You have just been 'lizzen'(listening) to me since,you dont talk,why?
Me: I'm really fagged out,as u can see I'm on my way frm the office.
Guy: I "we'' really want to know u more than this,can I call u on xtra kool.

[color=#9900ff]Rofl

@Topic I've had some in the realm of ^^ but after the first line, my mind starts to glaze. Nothing to remember[/color]

[color=#9900ff]A tiny toe na [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Toes? I promise just one tiny toe. . . [/color]

[color=#9900ff]And neck. . .and arms [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Crap. . .i meant Marisa's mom

Almost said Serena's mom Too much tv [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Cakes Have to call to wish him happy birthday before i fade Hopefully he hasn't smashed out [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Condolences. . .i hope you guys are alright. Such a loss.[/color]