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_{Warning: Transplant may work, depending on the severity of damage done to the membranes}



rofl @ dislocomolotosolution [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Now he tries to get back in my graces I no get hin time jare [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Na why i tell am make hin pray hard special deliverance work. .

Coz short of that, na transplant go only work [/color]

[color=#9900ff]LOL you should try Fringe too. It's by JJ Abrams too (of Lost and Alias).

MC, i think you would enjoy Fringe [/color]

mukina2:
since your brain dey suffer from over population . .

i mean if she  be your 'gurl' ?

dont you ever call her that again

[color=#9900ff]LOL! No mind the chile. . .na the trauma of all that confusion

Daily disintegration of membranes [/color]

mukina2:
Dani

beef? you get for sell?

Laydee
yes me sef innocenti
you forget we be twinnies

[color=#9900ff]Yes na loff, but na me be the innocenti and you be [/color]

dani1luv:
You already confused

Gush gurl you gat good sense of humor. . c'mmon to our Jokes Section. .

[color=#9900ff]You wan use ur condition describe me?
Even that simple sentence just confuzzle you  

Flattery will get you no where I like where i am [/color]

[color=#9900ff]LMAO. . .i have received several versions.[/color]

mukina2:
nansense

i go beat this chile oh

she don take after you us finish

[color=#9900ff]After you loff. . .

Me i dey innocenti [/color]

dani1luv:
You sounds like someone who had undergo something of this nature b4. . .mayb an experience

[color=#9900ff]Chile, i don't need to experience something to know it I can 'comprehend'. . .confusion no dey reach me [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I cannot believe i totally missed this
How could i have missed how awesome this score was i'm gonna sleep to it today [/color]

mukina2:
my loff

na gallery?

[color=#9900ff]

Yes loff. . .collection [/color]

dani1luv:
So wot do you suggest. . .special deliverance

[color=#9900ff]Pray hard it works for you [/color]

dani1luv:
And I also have a phobia of harsh women

[color=#9900ff]Dey fear ooo.  .  .confusion no go help you [/color]

mukina2:
i want chingum



dani waka
u nor get gate pass for hia

[color=#9900ff]Pammy flavored ones? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Rofl[/color]

[color=#9900ff]I'm allergic to confusion [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Hellboy again

And can he just disappear already! keeps skulking around the periphery of my vision [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Carry your confusion dey waka [/color]

[color=#9900ff]MC. . .i hope you enjoy it

When you get past the first few episodes. . .come check ma profile and tell me who that is [/color]

sexyLeamon:
good luck.

[color=#9900ff]LOL[/color]

colly227:
i just learnt this section is just for fun, nothing really serious abt dating or hook-ups here>>>>>>>>heading>>>>>2>>>>jokes section for a better fun then.

[color=#9900ff]Serious/fun is relative
You can still hook up at the jokes section. . .

And hey, you did meet some people in this thread, just that the hook-up may not be happening
Can't say you'll always get a straight forward hook-up but keep an open mind [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Na the 2nd one i dey laff in ooo

Thank goodness FBI get standard of comprehension

Abeg greet grannie for me. . .me na uncle pako i wan go see [/color]

colly227:
@sexyleamon, i know u are from dreamland and dont beleive in getting a date here moreover why do we have this section?

@iice, i didnt expect you to say that!!! this is your section and i bet there is no success story from this dating section moreover i get a clear picture that my views are limited but i felt it will enhance success in this section. thx

[color=#9900ff]Obviously you didn't get it.  Can't say i'm surprised

The dating section is not limited or exclusive of nl.  People pass by this section and are not limited to this section.  Some only come here to post something or say something to another person not necessarily to hook up.  Do they need to change their profile for you? and once they step out of this section they should change it again? What in the span of 2 minutes do a change up? lmao.  .  .

As to success.  .  .it's all human.  Humans do whatever they want to themselves and with themselves
Reading those 'unreasonable' profiles will teach you alot [/color]

melesky:
[tr]she's only calling you cause she needs you,after she's done,she's goin to throw you away like a used condom!!! beware![/tr]

[color=#9900ff]Thank jare

Some people need bullets since they are blind to actions. Like Hello[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Throw bazooka loff

I laugh in swahili jare [/color]

colly227:
well, i make this topic cos i felt this is supposed to be a hook-up/dating section, i mean how can we begin any date or hook-ups without a profile? sounds nasty

[color=#9900ff]Ahh but your view is limited. The dating section is just part of the whole of NL Get the picture? [/color]

colly227:
hi nairalander, i think its high time we get our profiles updated, i discovered most users put up unreasonable things in place of our details, it doesnt make sense having anything like profile in this site if what we put up is trash. i urge the moderators to show good example. thx or wht do u guys think?

[color=#9900ff]Just because it seems unreasonable to you doesn't make it unreasonable to the poster himself/herself. One man's trash is another man's treasure.

BTW i like all those unreasonable things. . .if you read/look close enough, you'll learn something. . .a new word, a new phrase, a new artist, a new technique, a new view. . .the possibilities are endless [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Gray halter tank, white with blue and yellow itsy bitsy boxers [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Could barely read the whole thing. . .broken keyboards and all[/color]