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kool J:
I once read somewhere that every lady has d kind of r/ship she wants otherwise,she wldn be in it.

[color=#9900ff]I call it the 'getting what you ask for'.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Pissed [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Is someone supposed to tell me? Being an alien i should already know [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Sorry ooo. Hope you get to tip top shape soon.

Almost all batman films have been awesome. But that's coz i'm Mrs. Batman
I loved Gotham Knight. . .just didn't really like the first part of the animation. [/color]

[color=#9900ff]You obviously conducted your research with the population living in your cave.[/color]

henribj:
Ok. You are on point. But no one is perfect in this world, so therefore it can also happen to you, and the best part is that when it happens to you it will knock you OUT !!!

[color=#9900ff]Lol.  Not surprising.  Majority of people who think they know me always say that, they have to come to accept that i know myself better than they do.  I've lived too long with my mind to not understand how it works  The perfection lies in the imperfection.  Don't understand why people think if you're not susceptible to something they are, it automatically means you are perfect [/color]

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=781353.msg9335139#msg9335139 date=1318563929]I understand that Nigerian men wowo die!![/quote][color=#9900ff]Lmao!

@Topic
You said he's a good guy. Do you want a good guy? Or will you be able to settle for someone who is made but maybe not the good guy.
It can go either way really. He could not get to where you'd like him to be and you may have moved on if he gets there. [/color]

[color=#9900ff]The kind who enjoys his seat of power.[/color]

kool J:
Does the knowledge put food on your table? Sure sign of acute idleness

[color=#9900ff]lol.
@Topic yes ooo. Being an alien, i have no problem [/color]

MzGreat:
Alex told me he had been a victim on a number of occasions and it took a while for him to realise what women were doing to him. I disagreed and told him it wasn’t our fault. He nodded and said, “Whatever. My point is the moment a guy sees a potential, i.e. a girl he wants something much more than friendship from, he has to make his intentions known up-front. Because the moment you approach them as a friend, you’ll forever be considered a friend. And believe me, that is the worst thing that could happen to a guy.”

[color=#9900ff]Gotta agree.
Some women may see the friend as potential boyfriend. For others he's stuck in the friend zone.
I always say shoot for the truth. All these song and dance doesn't always pay off especially if you misread the person as people do all the time.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]The odds are pretty high that it won't work out. It's not for me though.[/color]

Maybe i did not explain myself clearly, when you get to know someone especially the opposite sex or even same sex(i.e homos), it opens the door for a lot of intimacy, as long as the door has being opened, anything can happen, you can fall in love or infatuation or in lust, whichever the case may be.

[color=#9900ff]It can happen but not to me. I'm too mental about these things.  Hannibal Lectre has nothing on me
There is nothing that will happen that i do not allow to happen.  I can know someone without being intimate.  I don't mean the physical act.  I was referring to the state of intimacy you said.  Just like i don't need to call someone i shoot the breeze with - a friend.  He/she is just someone i talk to.    [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Usually means go out for a romantic dinner/lunch/breakfast.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Magnetism by Escada[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yammering without saying anything you haven't already said. Classic sign of spammer. On repeat.[/color]

Dyt:
^^ blade?
wat do u want 2 cut?

[color=#9900ff]Plenty things [/color]

[quote author=deal_ordea link=topic=781144.msg9332879#msg9332879 date=1318526528]Yeah, but the bible says that you have the right to walk away if he cheats--he broke those vows. It is unhealthy to live with an adulterous man.

Of course material things can never replace feelings and how deeply one is hurt, but if i was you, I'd take the ring, sell it, and then put that money in your kid's savings account. That way, he'd finally do something that would help out someone other than himself.[/quote][color=#9900ff]You don't say?

Still doesn't solve the problem. [/color]

henribj:
Have you never noticed a guy maybe around your school/work/neighborhood and you kind of like him for whatever reason, and the more you see him around the more you start getting to think of him in a positive manner/like getting to know him more? Has it never happened to you?

[color=#9900ff]Getting to know someone more, or liking a person is not the same as loving someone. It's just a person you're interested in. [/color]

slimyem:
what if he had always been your friend?

[color=#9900ff]You love him as a friend, not a lover. To jump that distinction. You have to be aware and experience him in that capacity.[/color]

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]<sup>iice dear i like the 1989 version~

Well shot with some interesting locations. Contains violence and swearing. Not for those of a sensitive nature!</sup> [/size]

[color=#9900ff]Same name but totally different movies.


@Top
Batman: Year One ~ Awesome!
Colombiana ~ Bleh. Still loff you girl.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yes. . .i will add it to the handle of my katana. He'll recognize the bling when he sees the blade coming towards him [/color]

[color=#9900ff]How can i love someone i don't have a relationship with? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Missed out on taking the meds huh[/color]

mukina2:
ok tell me i wont tell a soul i pwomise not

[color=#9900ff]kxtrxzwvt! sssshhhhh [/color]

[color=#9900ff]But for a few minutes there, i was good [/color]

mukina2:
give the person the other shoe i didnt mean the one with katana o i know you

[color=#9900ff]Why you wan spoil my show I can just picture the surprise if the person gets the katana.

[s]Will have to come up with other strategies[/s] [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Wetin i do now? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I'm promised to be good for a few minutes.  

Thank you for the cake and icecream.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]I'm not responsible for the yet na. So what if a toe accidentally hits my shoe? [/color]

ibx1976:
This actually happened to me.

I had gone to a local Nigerian foods restaturant to eat and generally listen to home music. Lo and behold there was these two guys in the restaurant having a laptop on the table. One of them had "permed" hair. While I waited for my food, these two guys subjected us all to the most horrendous "show offs" I have ever seen.

One of them launched into a loud nonstop conversation on phone using New York accent even though we were in London. Initially I thought these must be black Americans though I wondered what they were doing in a Nigerian foods joint. He went on and on about shipping some lorries from Germany. He was so loud I believe everyone was irritated. As if to make sure we all knew he was conducting a multimillion pound business, he got up a few times and paced about while continously howling into the phone in his New York accent.

I swear, had I not already ordered my food, I would have walked out. Instead of Osadebe music, I had to endure stories about "containers" and "money transfer".

The most surprising part happened when suddenly this guy's food arrived. It was garri and I heard him complain in pidgin English "My broda this ya garri too small o". The other one with the "permed hair " responded. I cant remember what he said but he sure sounded like someone from the depths of Ajegunle.

Summary:

The one that keeps talking loudly on phone about containers, money transfer, big business, watch it, he's from Shagamu!

[color=#9900ff]Our money worshiping disease.  Thinks everyone will at our feet if we talk or show how much money we have.  


Anyway, funny post.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]I haven't done anything yet na [/color]