1 real gf
7 fuckbuddies.

Vivly: @op. Is kissing your priority in that relationship? What else are the focal points of that relationship? If that your relationship is based on other more important issues, you wouldn't consider ending things cuz of a kiss

the main focal point of any relationship is procreation, and kissing leads to procreation. Op if he can't kiss, dump his ass.

One of my friends told me that midgets have night vision but i was not sure if it was true and i know a midget from work, so i called and asked him, but he didn't say anything, he just hung up, so I'm pretty confused. Did he hang up because he thought i made fun of his night vision or was that just a rumour that offended him.

The song is total bullocks......










*Spits on phone and walks out*

Wicked nairalanders. Una dey read bt no dey comment

demelza: Your house dey burn and you get time compose this kin long tory for nairaland.
Like a poster said, post pictures make we follow you see.

the laptop was on and nairaland was on the homescreen.

I just woke up and my house is on fire. I don't have a phone, just internet and no close neighbour whose phone i could use to call the fire service.. Judging by the damage thus far and the amount of smoke, its been burning for some time and seems to be spreading very slowly. Fire already to large to put out myself. I'm hoping the fire will soon stop but that doesn't seen to be the case. What should i do?

So i was sitting around then i felt a tickling pain on my toe, i looked seeing a small cut with two small holes one redder than the other and saw a small line connecting them. Did i just got bit by a spider, will i became spider man?

Him 1 send us cloth??

Uncle, you can lie o.

I see Henderson scoring today

C english.

My shirt

My prophecy :: a Nigerian leader is going to die before this year runs out.



E no mata weda na local govt chairman or headmaster, leader na leader.


Gullible prophecies for gullible Nigerian minds.

Big stomach...

The 1st tin a guy sees in a girl re d boobs, nt d face

ehiblessing: I dont knw y all dis guys cant just keep dir response to thier selfs, its not their business salvation is personal

salvation is personal, den y dem dey show us 4 cable tv. Bleep Tuberculosis

denniece1: The german

reason?

1. In a street there are five houses, painted
five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different
nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a
different kind of beverage, smoke different
brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS
1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left
of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes
Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks
milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to
the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the
man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks
beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

Einstein wrote this riddle early during the
19th century. He said 98% of the world
could not solve it. Its not hard, you just
need to pay attention and be patient.

So no cheating, bring out your pen and paper and try to solve it.

End


Time



Mothers

NL member:
How's it so?

read the post again and tell me which one is banned in Naija