kulyie: gbaaagauuunnn . there is nothing like 'a plate of beer',it's 'a bottle of beer'.Drinks are kept/stored inside bottles,not in a plate. 8-)

c dis 1 o... Abeg yuzedo put am 4 flat plate

vizboy: Can someone modify the video so that it can downloadable

so that it can downloadable... Heheheheheh seun haz killz people o...

Wack song, and I can't even find tonto in the video.... I taut she would be shakin her burn burn foz the chiazMan...

berem: I have seen 'one or two people who look like Jay Z, Tupac Shakur, and co. My younger brother has a striking resemblance with Tuface. So kini big deal?

your broda wey look like mr ibu wey dey cry... Abeg park well joor..

Is that slut tonto sharing a bed with her mom??

Those lips, that cheek, hmmmmmmm

































jay z is a gay vampire

Soooooo, make we fly??

Why is tonto not in that pishure??

wubbish

Didn't read it....

I think its just another ploy by women to make men talk about their feelings...

During my Junior waec, we were asked to write a letter in french to our aunt in France, and our form mistress was our french teacher...
Nai 1 of my friend start o..
Dear madam potopoto(nickname for our french teacher), you knw say you no dey come class, even wen yu come, na 1,2,3 in french we dey do.. How you feel say we 1 take write dis letter je'maple?? Abeg comment ca'va bein merci et vous...
Yours sincerely ......

Me thinks seun is a member of boko haram and he want to islamize nairaland

Wetin seun dey tell us sorry 4??

Change rule 17 joor...

the new rules are super funny...








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Heheheheheeh... I just see the 21 rules and regulations....
Mtscheeeeeew...
I wonder wetin yuzedo go do 2 rule numba 21.

Maybe riri wanna get married.. According to CB, he said "I can't really be focused on wife-ing someone that young..

Chris Brown's and Rihanna's love has hit another sour note. Rather than let the rumor mill run rampant for too long, Breezy confirmed to Australia's Kyle & Jackie O show Sunday (May 5) that he and Rihanna have split (again). Speaking about his birthday, Brown announced that he'd be celebrating as a single man. "I really wanna see as many girls as possible," he said. "I'm do [this birthday] solo. At the end of the day, shorty [Rihanna's] doing her thing, she on the road.



"It's always gon' be love but I'ma do me. I'm a grown man so I just gotta' walk forward."

The 24-year-old didn't go too deep into detail but from the sounds of it, the relationship's end may have been spearheaded by Rihanna, which he eluded to on the song "I Can't Win," released last week. "People have different wants and needs," he explained. "At the end of the day she [Rihanna's] a young girl. I can't really be focused on wife-ing somebody that young…and I'm young too, so I can't focus on that right now. I just gotta step forward and be a man, and be the best Chris Brown I can be, instead of worrying about whoever else is going to be in my side pocket."

Now that he's single, the "Fine China" crooner hasn't wasted much time getting back into the swing of things. He celebrated his birthday in Los Angeles and Las Vegas over the weekend, re-linking with ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran, who partied with the Virginia native on Friday (May 3) night.

Apparently unable to keep all of his feelings inside, Twitter later became the forum for a series of now deleted post-split tweets. "N---a can't even be happy on his birthday! I'm over trying to please y'a'll I'm catching any FADES. On god! I'm wit all the bulls---," he wrote. "I'm personally so f---ing tired of people it's sick! Who made ya'll god!!!! Society is f---ing overrated and a bunch of followers."

Rihanna's hasn't yet responded to Brown's interview, but since the 25-year-old's health is on the mend, her focus is likely on finishing up the Diamonds World Tour, which rolled into New York City last night.


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What is the website of Barcelona

Naija safe die... Its almost 11pm and I'm still outside, chatting and commenting on stuffs(front page tins)...







Come 2 think of it, night don fall o.. Make i do enter house b4 boko boys steal my phone...




Naija is safe... Too safe..


*Enters house and locks door with two padlocks*

In order to dey front page, i no even read the post.. Who dey marry again??

ufotuko: na different creature dey this earth oo,see this slowpoke dey talk say him hate seun,wetin go come happen if u hate am?if you like am self na bad luck u go bring to am so e better as u just hate am that is if seun
knows that a fool like you exist

mumu, wetin concern you, your name na seun?? People like you nai dey go die for politician... Yeye pikin.. Idiat .. Baskat... Scaly wag .. Go chop seun sh.it...

Hackerjay: Folow me nd get folow back at twitter @kingerjaynoni

No nah nada your handle sounds boring

Wey d hair wey we see last week??

I hate you seun

So @ age 23, you still dey wee wee 4 bed...







Pathetic

You no go do go f.uck, make yu dey here dey piss 4 bed say na wet dream

MURDER

Stab urself to death?? Really?? And you punks believe this lie?? Daft nairalanders