delishpot:

Nope, if you can pound a baby in mortar for your jaz what else wont you find cool?

where i go pound pikin for mortar? Abeg no come put the things you dey do 4 ur kitchen 4 anoda person head.

Fact: tonto dike has a secret boyfriend that buys her things.

Fact: seun always put her news on front page.

Fact: seun dey get small small money from nairaland advertisement.

Not Fact: seun is dating tonto dike

Almeria: so u are married?

oboy, see question

Sijo01: Somebody with 100k don't missyan like this.

how much is 100k? Broke ass beaches

In oritsefemi voice.

From abuja to nairobi
i dey hussle my money

Is it weird that the first thing that came to my mind after reading this was "cool"?

Still waiting for it.

I no dey watch naija film wey mr ibu no dey.

Having sex is like shaking hands, you don't need to like the person to shake hands.








BTW, my gf say make i come her place but rain dey fall, make i go find out wetin she want.

Stop crushing on me.





You're not my type.

Innoson

Word

Ddonoflife: UNTIL I COME ACROSS ONE AND SHAKE IT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY EXIST

same with god

mencade5: single parents? No father? No wonder!

you no sabi read? Idiot.

So as world don advance reach wey phones don dey call fridge Nigerians still dey behave like mumu's.
Did she post the picture on her instagram or facebook page?
Haven't you guys heard of photoshop?
Una just dey rush dey call person devil and illuminati.
All of una go still meet for hell.
IDIATS

Who knows, maybe he is Jesus












































Navas.

Just Bleep her brains out.































For 19seconds.

Why i never bleach? Na cocoa butter I dey use too.















Cums on her beautiful face den SPITS on it.

Jenams: She pushed me along d road to d point dat I almost fell to d ground cos I didn't want her to go to a party, I allowed her and she went and came bak beggin. I showed her pepper by fcckin her friend with no apology wen she found out.

LOL. Bad guy

mayapop: this crusty old hag should go and rest! her opinion sucks! and so does she i love "royals" tho

she's 17

Lorde is speaking her mind again, calling out Drake and Nicki Minaj for making “irrelevant” music.
The teenage singer, who has dissed Disney stars, Selena Gomez, David Guetta, and
others in her young career, tells Interview, “Around the middle of last year I started
listening to a lot of rap, like Nicki Minaj and Drake, as well as pop singers like Lana
Del Rey. They all sing about such opulence, stuff that just didn’t relate to me — or
anyone that I knew.”
She says, “I began thinking, ‘How are we listening to this? It’s completely irrelevant.’”
As for her own growing fame, Lorde says,
“That’s the good thing about starting off in
New Zealand, there is absolutely no concept of ’celebrity’ or fame.” She explains, “‘Famous’ people here, like Shortland Street actors, you all have mutual friends on Facebook, you know? Yeah, people are starting to recognize me now, which is kind of weird. But in New Zealand, it’s easy to hide from that stuff.”



What do you think about Lorde’s comments?

Time to start my microchips.

Raymondenyi:

Hahahahah! Guy u wicked ohh!!! Buh y nau? Dat ur attitude wasn't mmature @ all, u 4 just bone! Carry her go back! Den after u bid her farewell , dat should be all...m

Anyway; mine own story goes thus! It haened b/w my friend n a gurl.
We were about entering a bus! (Some yrs back while in skoool) so der was one lady dat entered 1st, I was nxt to enter, n so my guy! Taped me dxat I should wait 4 him 2 enter n seat next to d gurl, so I didd, my guy sitted nxt to d girl tried tasting d chick; n d foolish gurl was foring not interested! He persisted! D mmumu chick(wearing a sleeveless vess) then wanted to shout n raaise her voice to embarras mma guy( a sharp man) as she raised her voice; maa giuy had to shout her down! Immmediately!! N it went thus!!

The gurl: Hello wat is wrong wi... (Ma guy then came in)

Mma guy: ShUT UP!!! Shut up!!! I said shut up!!! , I told u ur aarmpit was smelling instead of u to adjust so I can breath fine, U wanna mek a scene!!

The gurl come quiet ehh!!b she just close mmouth, e dey like say dem pour her ice water!!! Na I'm all of us him guys whe dey d bus, come begin laff!!! We laaff!! Shame catch d gurl, na I'm she drop down! She no reach where she dey go, other passengers n conductors! Were like "nna wetin fit all these gurls, dem no go wear better thing....

Lesson learnt: ladies, never try to embarras a guy in public, u myt turn the tables to ur side!!b

Lmao

Harbosede02: *clear throat*it happened wen i was in a sec skul,i was 1 stuborn babe lyk dat,and our sec skul uniform was so so horrible,especially d skirt,twaz too free,and we were warned again slim fitting,bt i didn't listen,during d weekend i called ejika ni shop 2 help me slim fit d my skirts!!gbe gbe!!wen i entered skul d next monday ehn,i cum dey do notice me,i dey shake my yansh up and down,na so i shake my yansh reach staff room,naso 1 teacher decieve me go gv my vp one book lyk dat,and d Vp na 1 woman wey no dey tolerate rubbish,immediately i enter ha office lyk dis,she notice sey haha,1 sexy babe enta ha office,she jst say make i drop d book and go!!so d next day i cum wear dat same skirt again,thinking nafin is wrong,during d assembly dat mawin,d vp made sum annoucement and afta d annoucement,na my name i hear next!!!na so i shake yansh go front of assembly,d Woman nw talk sey,"c dis gurl,watz wrong wif ha dressing,na so everybodi chorus sey"ha skirt"!!!una wan hear d remaining??

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