stan4b: I guess our naija girls r very lucky.

not just the girls, our Naija Muslims are very lucky.

DJDOLA: For that camera fone I don't think u are right wit dat...- have a Gf in saudi arabia using blackberry fone

the use and sale of camera phones was banned in 2004. www.nbcnews.com/id/6133475/ns/world_news/t/saudi-arabia-bans-cell-phone-cameras/

18, 22, 100Level and let me guess yours 300Level...
You are in love and your relationship is less than six months( just guessing) and you wanna get married??
Really? You're thinking about marriage, Like seriously??
Go sidon joor, when time reach nobody go tel yu.

10) Unhappy Valentine’s Day

On February 14th every year, red better
not be your favourite colour. No one is
allowed to wear anything resembling red,
or the authorities will see red. No red
roses – shops risk being shut down if they
dare sell it – or scarfs or red anything.
The reason for being anti Valentine’s day
is because it’s not an Islamic practice,
and may therefore lead Muslims to get
other ideas, and also to discourage any
notion of romance and dating among
youngsters.

9) Music lessons in public schools

Though the music industry and now-you-
hear-me, now-you-don’t musicians are
( sort of) thriving (in an underground way)
in the country, this universal language of
song and dance is forbidden. You won’t
find music blaring from loudspeakers in
malls, or offered at public schools either.
Still, many locals teach themselves, or
hire private tutors to teach piano lessons
or learning to play other instruments.

Female drivers

This is not about the women-are-bad-
drivers sexist nonsense you hear all over,
but about preventing women from leaving
the home more than is necessary, getting
into a car and take to the road on their
own, having more opportunities to hook up
with men, and uncovering their faces. The
only times women are allowed to drive is
when they do so in a private compound, or
in the desert. Only male family members,
or hired drivers, can drive Saudi women
around.

7) Woman’s sports

Women are prohibited from participating
in sports, and thus girls have no sports or
gym classes at school. International
Olympic Committee members aren’t
impressed with Saudi authorities about
this, and want to ban the kingdom from
the games if they keep sending only male
athletes. No doubt, the sight of a Saudi
woman’s naked legs could lead spirited
local lads astray, by stirring unholy
desires in their hearts, minds, and
elsewhere.

6) Freedom of Religion

Non-Muslims are not allowed to publicly
worship other gods, or carry bibles,
crosses, and other religious paraphernalia
not sanctioned by Islamic law. They don’t
want the competition. In addition, you
risk facing the death penalty should you
desire to convert from Islam to another
religion. You’d have to be suicidal to even
think about it.

5) Single women roaming alone

If you’re a women under 45-years old, you
need permission to travel on your own.
Your husband or father must accompany
you, or give signed permission that it’s
okay for you to be walking about solo.
Evidently, Saudi’s don’t trust women
enough to allow them to move about freely
unsupervised, since they’re too
susceptible to immoral actions.

4) Movie Theatres

The only way you can see a movie, is by
taking a trip to Bahrain, where movie
theatres and alcohol consumption get the
green light. Movie theatres are places
where men and women can meet
unsupervised, and who knows what unholy
things they could get up to, especially
when the lights go down. You have to be
married for that.

3) Camera Phones

Camera phones were declared forbidden
in September 2004, because these
modern-day gadgets could lead folks to
stray from the ways of Islam, by
promoting obscenity. Stores are not
allowed to sell them, forcing retailers to
find other means to do so. Black market
porn must be thriving in the country.

2)Cats and Dogs

No more selling of pet cats and dogs, and
also no walking them in public parks in the
capital, Riyadh. The authorities believe
taking your mutt for an afternoon stroll
could threaten the society’s moral fabric.
And how exactly can a hairy, four-legged,
domesticated creature manage to pull off
such a scheme, you may wonder? Actually,
it’s back to the sexes thing: they don’t
want single men and women meeting to
express admiration for each other’s dogs
or cats, or for each other.

1) Socializing between women and men

Single men and women are not allowed to
share the same social space. In public
places like restaurants and malls, women
and men can only mix as husband and wife,
or as family members. Folks even line up in
two separate lines – one for men, the
other for women – at McDonald’s to
prevent social mixing. What’s all the fuss
about not allowing the sexes to meet and
mix as they wish? To prevent anything of
a sexual nature passing between
unmarried singles. Hard to fathom how
people living in the country got married in
the first place.

#SomethingsUpWithNaija

Shit list..

What of our very own sweetus oyoyo yuzedo??

johnstar: *continue listening 2 kendrick lamar's song 'control' .

mumu you 1 form big boy..
Na Big sean song..

johnstar: *continue listening 2 kendrick lamar's song 'control' .

Idiat

1. The so-called "toilet infections" are NOT
gotten from toilets! It is highly unlikely; the
probability is negligible! The closest medical
name is "Vaginal Infections", and some are
actually "Sexually-Transmitted Infections
[STIs]"

2. These infections are common in females, and
about 75% of ladies will have at least a yeast
infection in their lifetime. So, don't think you
are "alone" if you are infected.

3. The commonest infections of the so-called
"Toilet infections" are: Candidiasis (fungal
infection), Bacterial Vaginosis (bacterial
infection), and Trichomoniasis (protozoan
infection).

4. While Trichomoniasis is an STI, the other two are not directly linked to sex as a cause. So don't be quick to be suspicious if your
roommate or girlfriend has "toilet infections."

5. It is almost impossible to get an STI from the
toilet. The organism cannot survive long in
that environment and getting the organism in
the amount that will cause an STI is highly
unlikely, especially with the immunity of an
average person.

6. The commoner "Toilet infections" are caused, not by organisms from the toilet, but by normal organisms in the vagina! Normally,
they don't cause infections, but when they
increase in number, they cause the "Toilet
infections."

7. The mass increase in the number of these
normal vaginal organisms can be caused by:

*Douching or excessive washing of the vagina (for example, after sex, or menses, or
even while bathing). This disrupt the biochemical balance and causes fungal and bacterial over- growth.

*Poor hygiene, and moist/wet underwear ('pants').
And not keeping the area dry, especially after taking a bath; or wearing tight underwear. Fungus love any moist/wet environment!

*Excessive use of creams, perfumes, soaps, etc. in order to remove the normal vaginal odor could also affect the normal balance and
cause these infections.

*It could be due to hormones e.g from contraceptive pills, during monthly
ovulation, during pregnancy, from steroid-
drugs,etc.

*Using an antibiotic [to treat other infections],
especially a strong antibiotic, for a long period of time. This could remove the ''protective''
organisms, thereby altering the balance.

*Low immunity e.g. from emotional/physical stress, HIV/AIDS, diabetes, etc



Research and microbiology show that toilets are NOT implicated in these infections, despite the common notion and reference, even from
medical personnel. Stop blaming toilets!

My Tonto is finer

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Forgot I even booked this space..
So wetin you want make we do?








Stupid journalism.

Nigerian president paddles canoe..
El rufai says the president is paddling for publicity

MumuDom

You're fired

Booked

Your mama send you go school, you they go find oyibo.

Honestly, its not like we are using it.. If selling it would make you rich beyond measure, why not just do it..
I know most of you would say I'm doomed and stuffs like that but I'm just thinking about it and it makes absolute sense..


SELL YOUR SOUL, ITS NOT LIKE YOU'RE USING IT..

MumuDom