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Ok.
Will it be announced?
Or inconclusive?

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Before you take this silly decision in NIGERIA,
First of all ask yourself

1. will my mother in law agree?
2. Will my father in law agree?
3. Will my husband's sisters agree?
4. Will my parents agree?
5. Will my mum's pastor agree?
6. Will Mike my elder brother agree?
7. Will our church youth agree?
8. Will the decorator agree?
9. Will our village youth agree?
10. Will our landlord agree?
11. Will my Facebook group (poshness bae) agree?



In oyibo land, wedding is between two consenting adults.
In Nigeria, wedding is between two families trying to out-do everyother humans.

The couple can't take any decisions.

I remember saying I will like to do my wedding on low cut hair, kaiii my mum and sisters almost disowned me.

Them go dey there dey wait marriage, I will just carry belle. I dey pity them.

jhidey08:
X

Segunda Division

Malaga - Osasuna

texazzpete:
This is why the election results came as a shock to many of you in the south. You assume the voting patterns in the North must follow the same pattern as in the South.

Buhari is revered in many areas of the North. Most voters there will vote Buhari for presidency and then make their own choices about who to vote for governorship and senate. It is not uncommon to see PDP candidates campaign with Buhari’s photos.

PDP was floored in Kano, Katsina and Kaduna because the average northern voter would never have picked an atiku over a Buhari. Perceived integrity is key there, which is why Ganduje, a sitting Governor, is facing the battle of his life to remain in power.

Perceived integrity
I love your choice of words.
Keyword: Perceived.

Na soo, so Inconclusive didn't contest?

It's becoming obvious that PDP is still strong in the Kadashian Territories of Kano, Kadunna and Katsina. How they were floored in the Presidential Election is becoming more worrying.

An average Nigerian picks a party, then vote that party throughout the Election, why is this one different? Are Nigerians no longer average or the Rigging was Next Level?

This is an old picture naa

Hmmm,
Women don't usually love women.
I prefer male friends, women and jealously na 5 & 6

'Inconclusive' is becoming increasingly popular. Who is he? He won many states oh!
Oga Inconclusive, na only you wan win all the elections?

Kiaaa, for the part 4 years now, this guy named Inconclusive is always winning in elections. Where is he from?

Inconclusive biko coman be my Shugga Daddy

WINTER IS COMING.

almost 5 inconclusive Election already?

Am glad that incumbents and strong forces are receiving strong opposition in this election (well except in Lagos). The effect of this is an eye-opener to politicians to value the Electorate.

It's ok, let PDP win seeming APC stronghold and let APC win PDP strongholds, it will make them understand that stronghold is a matter of Electorate satisfaction.

Meanwhile, an average Nigerian chooses a party and votes them across all elections. So why is the overall state polls in gubers not tallying with Presidential? Is it that average Nigerians are no longer average? Or people became woke and prevented massive rigging?

Sorry, am not exactly interested in this disguised tyranny.

My interest really is, who else hate the "Find Video Here" link we always encounter in Nairaland. Is NL not grown enough to host videos on its own? Or allow embeddable videos from major video sharing site?

It's irritating that you see headline 'wife beats husband [video]', then you rush to watch, you then see one stupid link "watch video here" that will take you to a shitty website that takes 7 minutes to load, only to discover it was an Instagram video.

Mods, the time u take to delete anti-Jagaban comments, use it to figure out a solution to this. I don't open videos on NL all thanks to this rubbish

Well, GEJ is an ineffectual buffon. The only thing he was good at was being a democrat. Who cares about being a democrat. He only knows how to prevent the worst of violence. He only knows how to sympathize with victims. He only knows how to conduct peaceful elections.

We prefer a dictator. A man of integrity, whose ambition must be met, whether Nigerian blood are shed or not. Who peaceful elections eep? We need people killed across Rivers State, we need army to snatch ballot box. We need bigotry, tribalism, nepotism. We need enmity. It is the Next Level. We need massive rigging.

Hia

Wait, where is the vehicle?
It is inside the house?

freemanbubble:
It has no fuckkkking useful significance


I saw alot of them inside uniben this morning.

Those who engage in it are bunch of hypnotized beings by that low budget asss Moda fuckkking son of a broke asss carpenter called Jesus whose mother was a broke assss prostitute through him the world was completely deceived to believe that there is one imaginary supreme being up in the sky called God

Let me save this quote,
So that when you come to beg for money online, because you have leprosy, I will screenshot this send to you, then send you money for your treatment, so that you can understand that we forgive people who the devil uses as tool sometimes.

naijaguy1234:
You were in power for 16 years and we all saw what you did.

When was the last time we had fuel scarcity in Nigeria?

When was the last time pensioners demonstrated for non payment of pensions ?

When was the last time a political stalwart was murdered ?

Nigerians have rejected PDP so they should go away.

My dear,
When you talk like this, you embarass the education you acquired.

75% of the present APC were the backbone of the 16 years of PDP that you speak about.

Almost all the key men in PDP of today - Atiku, Saraki, Tambuwal, Kwakwanso, Dakwambo etc were the fibres of APC just a few months ago.

In as much as you see these two as different parties, you are just fooling yourself.

Look at Akpabio he said PDP is an empty basin, he was the yam in the basin, he is now in APC. I remember how he cursed APC.

Dino was amongst the biggest critic of PDP, when he was in APC, today he is in PDP. The man Dino won in 2015 as APC candidate, ran as flag bearer for PDP in 2015, now he was flagbearer of APC 2019, and Dino is flagbearer for PDP.

It's same people changing ship to favour themselves. Using the brain of the youth to play gamble.

#Lets Take this Country Back.

Obasanjo, Tinubu, Kwakwanso, Wike, Ameachi, Ibori, Okorocha, etc these expired milks should not be determining our future.

Kia Atiku is intelligent.

"No Nigerian has given more..."
He didn't state if the 'more' na more good thing or bad thing. OBJ you really gave us more. More Corruption, more arrests, more killings, more stealing...third term bid, Odi killings, Chuba Okadigbo etc comes to mind.

Buhari is trying to break your record. After this Next Evil Next Level he would have given even much more than OBJ.

Happy Birthday OBJ.

Baselm:
1.So why is China not leading the world in rice production since they are populous nations. What has population got to do with rice production? Is it every soil that can support the growth of rice or every climate?
2. You failed to tell us what they eat in Egypt, plus agriculture is not all about consumption, I might even decide to go into it just for export purposes.

Do you understand the concept of an agricultural revolution or any revolution at all? if you do u will understand why it is necessary to prevent importation of Rice and other things we can produce locally.

If Nigeria had not increased its production, what has it done? do they even include Nigeria when discussing rice markets even in West Africa before Buhari administration? Appreciate things, it won't kill u or make u less

China popular consumption is spring rolls
Egyptian consumes macaroni, lentils, and chickpeas
China has better things to export rather than rice.

mchc1001:
my friend you don't know what you are talking, can you just google the population of Egypt before you came here to disgraced yourself

I already replied someone to state that I meant 3, not 13. No vex

Eeser:
13 times take style too much sha.
Just reduce small.

I meant 3, no mind me. I have fixed it.

for that house; Bribery and Corruption no be here...

This is true.
I wish to congratulate the Government who initiated the route that led to this.

Although let's not over blow it, it was embarrassing that Egypt produces more than us.
1. Nigeria is like 3 times more populated than Egypt hence we normally should gap them wella.
2. Rice is a more primary food in Nigerian diet than Egyptians. It's like congratulating Lagos for making more Amala than Enugu does.

Meanwhile what a rational government should do, is instead of banning importation of rice, make Nigerian rice better, cheaper and healthier, then let's see how Thai rice will sell.
...but a government of Cows will close the boarder against rice which is primary Nigerian diet, without putting in place facilities that will carter for the shortage.
Hence they import rice illegally through unthinkable unethical, even poisonous process.
Laslas na to kill us been dey their mind.

Plus it's not like Nigeria increased its production

Guruindahouse:
Egypt was producing 4.3 tonnes annually but production has reduction by almost 40 percent this year, attributed to the Egyptian government decision to limit cultivated to preserve water resources

See the reason

I dislike Buhari's government.
I detest APC.
I believe the Election was manipulated.

But I hate propaganda.
Unless a video shows him telling that he is doing this as a protest against the Election, I doubt this big time. I have seen this picture before, during Lekki flood, suddenly PDP wan use am form Propaganda.

Meanwhile, bloggers are the biggest problem we have, I don't know if they take courses from Lai Mo'med

Hiaaa

Xisnin:
You are an imbe¢ile who thinks she is smart.

I forgive you.

Can we for a moment stop thinking like APC Zone-Bs or PDP i-pigs...

Let's just think like humans.

These killings stopped some months to the Election, then resumed on the day the Election results were announced.

An independent investigation is highly required, either someone is continuing their government of massacre or someone who lost the Election is trying to destabilise the government.

The truth has to be unveiled and it has to be fast!

I want to use this opportunity to salute the grand landlord of Lagos: Most High Alhaji Asiwaju Ahmed Tinubu. The Jagaban of African

China China!
Now I know why una quickly congratulate the lifeless one.

Okeji:
U must be a fool to av think that Deji is an activist. If u are ignorant let me tell u d truth. Deji is a card carrying member of PDP. In fact, a one time spoke person of d PDP. How can such a partisan individual b an activist? U think everyone is as gullible as u? Nonsense....

Chiaaaa... sorry my brother

snrman:
all of u praying that the next 4 years will b tough hw do u all reason or are u not in the same nigeria i am so why praying for bad even wen ur preferred candidate didn't win no country does that

I am sorry if you misunderstood me.
I wasn't the one who said it will be tough.
Na Gen. BooHarry talk am.