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SportsRe: In Remembrance Of Sam Okwaraji: 5 Facts About Nigeria’s Football Martyr by Ijaycool(f): 7:15pm On Mar 29, 2019
Chukwumagordian:
That's what I heard also.
But we were told he loosed his boot, on taking the shot, his boot went together with the ball.

The goal keeper catched his boot while the ball enters the post .

That's what I heard oh grin
That was exactly the one that happened.

The mother even screamed from the crowd "Thunder Balogun, remember your left leg!" So he kick the ball with his left leg, then played the boot off his right.

This is an essential part of Nigerian history
CrimeRe: Man Killed While Trying To Separate Fight Between Couple In Anambra. Photos by Ijaycool(f): 7:06pm On Mar 29, 2019
Is this a case of mistaken identity?
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Man Butchers Wife, Pours Hot Water On Her In London (photos) by Ijaycool(f): 6:58pm On Mar 29, 2019
Chukwumagordian:
I pray no female Nairalander marrys the wrong man in Jesus name. Amen
Amen ooo


Chiaa, the way wey I dey fear marriage eeeh.
AgricultureRe: Man Harvests A Very Big Cassava. Photos by Ijaycool(f):
Lol,
Lord purify my heart and ears...

I didn't know why I rushed with speed to this thread, I almost injured myself, then I understood cassava really meant cassava, like cassava, normal cassava as we use to know.


I need prayers.

Not today Satan, it's almost weekend.
Lord keep your daughter clean


Modified: I think someone misunderstood this comment, I wasn't rushing to see the 'big cassava' I was rushing to see the 'stupid man' who decided to show cassava... Someone DM-ed me, I replied, next thing in my mailbox is picture of a peniss, felt irritated and disrespected . Well I think that was a joke taken too far. I am not interested in that, thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Anto Calls Out Big Brother Naija Organizers Over Backlash by Ijaycool(f): 4:27pm On Mar 29, 2019
truthsayer009:
You deserve to be put on a hot stake, and flogged with a double edged Koboko designed with Aligator Pepper for this nonsense comment.
Why does the comment hurt you so much?
CelebritiesRe: Anto Calls Out Big Brother Naija Organizers Over Backlash by Ijaycool(f):
Oh boy, even Ebuka almost resulted to personality attack, he said "you are too small for Big Brother to stake it's reputation".

Anto was clearly angry, Bitto too, they pointed out inconsistencies and the dramatising going on in the show, just to feed the already tensed twist.

Somehow, I got worried for her. It was like she was telling a secret. She was told to 'act' when she was brought back to the house. She was faking smiles, pretending not to know what she knew. It was BullSh"t!

Anto I love you

Then K-Brule I use to be indifferent about you, but yesterday I felt like I should be hugging you everyday. You are a cool intelligent 'natural' human, I swear I got seriously attracted to you yesterday. If like Regina Daniels I finally find a way to do the Dubia Potty eating thing, I will give you all the millions I will make.
PoliticsRe: N12.8 Million Fraud: EFCC Deploys Technology In Court. by Ijaycool(f): 6:02pm On Mar 28, 2019
Skype?

Please take this news down.

There are over 20 Video calling apps. They choose SKYPE. New internet users may never have encountered the word "Skype" just like 'MySpace" they are gradually relegated to the dustbin of history.

That's the moment EFCC woke up to use SKYPE.

Kuku kee me
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Ojiakor Turns 'Stripper' by Ijaycool(f): 5:28pm On Mar 28, 2019
Jesus.

Biko let's gather and pray Rosary for her...

Struggling actress turned hoe,
Struggling hoe turned stripper,
Struggling stripper gone mad.

Whorible Something

Lord please save her soul

PoliticsRe: Enugu Elections Exceptional, One Of The Best In Country, Says INEC by Ijaycool(f): 6:33pm On Mar 27, 2019
Because Enugu made their choice.
PDP 475k APC below 10k

Where will you start the rigging?

Even if you remove one zero from PDP, they will still win.
PoliticsRe: Several ‘flaws’ Identified In Atiku’s Presidential Election ‘server Result’ by Ijaycool(f): 3:38pm On Mar 27, 2019
I have already accepted BooHarry as the president for the next four years.
I shall not die.
TravelRe: 5 Most Popular Bus Stops In Lagos by Ijaycool(f): 10:15pm On Mar 26, 2019
I don't live in Lagos, but I know say Cele is top 10
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Flaunts Her N3.3M Rolex Watch by Ijaycool(f): 10:07pm On Mar 26, 2019
Girl please create a telegram group let's join you in this business. Is it the Dubia potty chawing or what?

Because even Shuga Daddy or Big God can't provide so much in this Next Level.

Put us through. You alone can't chop all the poo ooh
SportsRe: Solskjaer To Be Appointed Man United Permanent Manager This Week by Ijaycool(f): 10:06pm On Mar 26, 2019
Na now him true colour go come out
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Pregnant For Uti Nwachukwu? by Ijaycool(f): 10:05pm On Mar 26, 2019
EMXTAN1:
Lol... And I'm Stanley..
Well, that's pure coincidence.
I am referring to Stanley who am in courtship with, or so I think.
PoliticsRe: Sidi Dauda Bage Emerges Emir Of Lafia by Ijaycool(f): 9:31pm On Mar 26, 2019
Duly rewarded for roles performed and role to be performed
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Pregnant For Uti Nwachukwu? by Ijaycool(f): 9:30pm On Mar 26, 2019
ike24:
Although u need a role model , if u cant find one then be one so that others may look up to u someday
Inspiring.
Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Pregnant For Uti Nwachukwu? by Ijaycool(f): 8:59pm On Mar 26, 2019
procky:
Use your mother, grandma and aunties... they should be your role model not some random strangers because they are famous
Lol shebi na because I wan famous too
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Ijaycool(f): 8:51pm On Mar 26, 2019
MichelleObama:
Never ever leave your card details on bet9ja site, by default your number is stored in their website

Just got debited by PAYSTACK Ltd mysteriously, a transaction I never initiated

To be forewarned is to be forearm
Sometimes you may get alert for a transaction done 5 days ago, especially in regards to paystack debit. You may check if that was the case here
PoliticsRe: Ganduje: My Victory In Kano Is Down To Hard Work, Not Violence by Ijaycool(f):
I know children of hate and wailing piglets will say it's a lie.

Do you know the hardwork involved in rigging an already lost Election?

Violence alone can't do it. You need to become a Dollar ATM made flesh and dwell amongst men.

My oga Gandollar Ganduje, we know how much work you put into it. We know how you worked alot of young folks to their early grave. You are one hell of a hard-working fellow. More peeps are dying because of you as I write. Workaholic Ganduje. I hail you!

How easy is it to carry so much dollar in your agbada. You are a mobile treasury. The weight of the entire fund meant for the development of Kano for the past for years must be a lot of work to carry around in your agbada at this your age. My brother you are trying.

Let the people of Kano continue to wallow in begging, blindness and leprosy. You, like the massiah has carried the money cross alone. We can only imagine how indebted you are now, all the promises you made to INEC, Buhari, The Military Personnel...hope the Sukuk loan will be able to offset them ooh.

Ant Wey Tie Wrapper, na TyrAnt.
RomanceRe: Igbo Language Is Very Unromantic - Nigerian Lady by Ijaycool(f): 7:48pm On Mar 26, 2019
Okpo
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Pregnant For Uti Nwachukwu? by Ijaycool(f): 7:22pm On Mar 26, 2019
stephleena:
hahahahahahaha.. roughly? because CeCe heard the moaning,?
Even Nina did.
I tire
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Pregnant For Uti Nwachukwu? by Ijaycool(f): 7:07pm On Mar 26, 2019
How come the societal value got so lopsided?

Linda Ikeji was a celibate till she delivered a child, she is still applauded by the society, because she is famous.

Our good decent Alex was rode roughly by our admired Tobi...

Now the most revered T-Boss might have gotten pregnant for our male role model, Uti...

How can I convince Stanley now that I don't want sex before marriage because I am decent?

Who will I now use as role model?
CelebritiesRe: Alex Reveals That She Was Locked In A Toilet By Cee-c Fans by Ijaycool(f): 10:32pm On Mar 25, 2019
You are lucky Teddy-A wasn't around.
He for show you the use of toilet.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: Those Discouraging Atiku From Challenging Buhari In Court Are Evil by Ijaycool(f):
Let me talk about something else.

Osibanjo said 'Buhari became poorer than 4 years ago'

Children of hate said he lied.

Who in this country didn't become poorer?

When a man owns 150 cows for 12 years no increase, what do you except? He will make a poorer country.

Instead of a Cameroonian thief will sell NNPC to his rich friends who may get it working again and allow some productivity and employment in this country, We prefer a poor not-too-smart-to-steal General who works towards getting us poorer, and keep NNPC dead. Keep all his brothers there and paying them salaries for doing nothing. Then keep lazy Nigerian youth unemployed and largely unproductive.
CelebritiesRe: Tobi Didn't Sleep With Me - Alex by Ijaycool(f):
Obviously how will he sleep when you two were 'busy' in a dark room all night...

Meanwhile this manager saying 'have you heard me speak?' smh, sounds like a candidate of low self-esteem.

They had sex. Very well self. Not inconclusive.
Tobi cudn't wait to tell Miracle 'guy I bang nonsense comot for the babe'.

Miracle wanted to calm Nina's guilty conscience (cux they just discovered viewers saw their sex scenes) so he told her, 'calm down even Tobi do Alex yester-night'

Gbammmm! Nina cudn't wait to tell Cecee, so she (Nina) would say to herself 'everyone does it'.


Ceece tried (she kept the sexcret for over 1 year. Tobi, Miracle and Nina cudn't keep it) but since Alex wanted to make her look like the girl who went to beg Tobi even after the show, she (Ceece) took the opportunity to tell the world, 'your cryie little princess is a farm tool, a sharp hoe'.

Alex was crying because she didn't believe Tobi would tell anyone. She trusted him so much, that's why she cried so badly.

Someone quickly told them, the best remedy is denial. So everyone come dey try deny. They should come let's go and swear at Lagos Ibadan express way, they should lick the tarred road and swear they didn't straff all night...na Dangote go just smach them
EducationRe: What Do First Class Graduates Do Different From Other 2.1 Students? by Ijaycool(f): 5:43pm On Mar 23, 2019
Hehehehe

Where I graduated from, getting a 1st class depends on the lecturers you know and the hotel rooms you have their keys on a regular.
NYSCRe: Buhari Signs Bill Stopping NYSC From Posting Engineering Graduates To Schools by Ijaycool(f): 10:56pm On Mar 22, 2019
amaniro:
Good move. Journalist should work in a news outlet. Doctors, a hospital. Lawyers, court, Engineers, a firm or companies. The rest should find themselves in schooltongue
Everyone should go to their field.
There are education students who should teach in a school. Not pack everybody to teach in the school and you expect students to be better than their predecessors?
SportsFifa Upgrades Club World Cup To 24 Clubs From 7 Clubs by Ijaycool(op): 6:50am On Mar 16, 2019
Fifa has approved a revised 24-team Club World Cup starting in 2021 despite top European clubs saying they would boycott the tournament.

The new competition is expected to include eight teams from Europe.

It will run every four years and take place from June to July in the slot currently used for the World Cup warm-up event, the Confederations Cup.


Fifa president Gianni Infantino said he was "extremely happy" after the Fifa Council backed his plan on Friday.

"Now the world will see a real Club World Cup where fans will see the best teams in the world compete to be crowned the real world champions," he said.

The Club World Cup is currently held every December and features seven teams from six confederations, but the competition is largely ignored by European fans.


As well as eight European clubs, the new tournament would see six teams from South America, three each from Africa, Asia and North and Central America and one from Oceania.

It has been suggested each club could earn £50m from taking part.

The European Club Association (ECA) says any new competitions should be part of an agreed framework for the international match calendar post-2024.

ECA board members, including Manchester United's chief executive Ed Woodward, signed a letter expressing concerns, which was revealed earlier on Friday.

"[We are] firmly against any potential approval of a revised CWC - no ECA clubs would take part," it said.

When asked if he was concerned about staging a new Club World Cup without any of Europe's elite clubs, Infantino said: "We hope that all the best teams will participate and we've had some very positive discussions with Uefa.

"But it was our responsibility to take a decision because we have to deal with the organisational matters - it is only two years away."

The Fifa Council also decided that it would be "feasible" to expand the Qatar 2022 World Cup from 32 to 48 teams.

World football's governing body voted to expand the 2026 World Cup - which will be hosted by Canada, Mexico and the United States - to 48 teams in 2017.

The council will now discuss potential additional hosts to Qatar and a final decision will be made at a Fifa congress in Paris in June.

"If it happens, fantastic. If it doesn't happen, fantastic also," said Infantino.

Fifa proposes a new annual Club World Cup
The ECA's letter was addressed to Uefa president Aleksander Ceferin, who has been asked to explain the position at the Fifa Council meeting, which is taking place in Miami.

The letter, obtained by BBC Sport, stated that there should be no changes to the current fixed international match calendar (IMC), which runs until 2024, and raised concerns about fixture congestion.

It said: "We wish to restate the position of ECA: (a) ECA is unwilling to consider any new or significantly revised competition prior to a holistic assessment of the IMC post-2024 being conducted and an agreement as to its underlying principles being reached; and (b) in any event, a Club World Cup in June 2021, as proposed by Fifa, is not acceptable in light of the existing competitions and the IMC, which is fixed until 2024."

According to a Fifa document seen by Associated Press, it has been proposed the tournament would run from 17 June to 4 July, with 2022 World Cup qualifiers (31 May to 8 June) preceding it and the African Cup of Nations and Concacaf Gold Cup possibly taking place from 5 July to 31 July.

Fifa said it was aware of concerns of "serious interference with critical matches" but added that members of its own task force "felt that it was feasible to play the Club World Cup" during that period.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47586593
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Ijaycool(f): 10:11pm On Mar 15, 2019
MycoleA:
Since they have introduced sport bets, sports have been compromised.
When did they INTRODUCE sport betting?
Sport Betting is as old as sports. In the earliest times countries were staking on who will win. Even in ancient Rome people stake on gladiators' battle.

Few years ago betting was popularly called pool. The advent of online betting made it more popular amongst the younger learned generation.

So, nothing changed.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Shares Experience With Her Interviewer In The US by Ijaycool(f): 12:58am On Mar 13, 2019
Poor people and ego



.....
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is That Bad Incident You'll Never Forget? by Ijaycool(f):
...leme tell my unforgettable experience.

I sneaked out of school (boarding school) in JS II, I was famish and ran out of beverage, so I and Cynthia jumped one short fence near school kitchen. We didn't know the terrain but believed we must somehow stumble into a kiosk.
We crawled through bushes. We saw a small stream, we crossed. We saw a small hill, we circumvented. We were enjoying the entire scene, but it didn't occur to us that we have seen neither a house nor a living human. We forgot we were hungry. Two tiny hungry girls in short and T-shirt. We were wearing wrist watches, but as you could guess, they weren't working.
Gradually we got slower, hunger started to sing to us, we were getting tired, ...worse of all, it was getting dark.
Cynthia said it was about to rain, we can't believe it was getting dark. We scammed ourselves to believe it's was rain. A chilly wind whispered through the bushes, I got scared, my legs started to wobble. I knew we were in trouble. We turned and start to run back to school (or so we thought). Our paths were dark and we were far away from school. We ran. We cried. We screamed. We stumbled. We ran. Chiaaa we run shaa.

The more we run, the farer away we were, we were seeing new landmarks, nothing did we see now had we seen then when we were coming. We started to sing, while running. Still in the bush. No human. No house. No farm. Darkness. Wind. Whispering Bushes. I was hoping I could wake up and it will all be a dream, but no be dream.

Leme rush the story abeg.
We slept in the bush. I kept awake most part of the night. Early morning on the next day, local vigilant picked us up after the school authorities reported that we were missing late that night.

We were made to go rest before we were summoned by school authorities. We cooked our lie, but on facing Mrs. Okadigbo the Admin, I forgot all the lies, na so I burst into cry dey talk all the story. We were forgiven,and school improved on feeding.
RomanceRe: Isokoboy Exposes 'Padded' Slay Queen On Instagram by Ijaycool(f): 12:36pm On Mar 12, 2019
folake4u:
Why should a man date/ marry a girl because of her fat camel toe? huh undecided.
Isn't that shallow? If a man marries a girl because of fat camel toe, don't you think he's been controlled by his lustful desire?
Is the camel toe going to put food on the table or raise strong and healthy children?



I agree with your 2nd to 4th paragraphs though smiley.

Girls who wear fake camel toe need deliverance. Cele style tongue
If u know what men consider before them marry, u will know that cameltoe is even good enough

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