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RomanceRe: No Money No Love! by ijcurt(f): 11:16am On Oct 12, 2010
Macgreat:
Mehn, move on to the next girl on your list. . . wink
i aint sure he gat any list
RomanceRe: Please Help Me Judge. Why Are Some Girls Like This? Girls! by ijcurt(f): 11:00am On Oct 12, 2010
190:
[color=deeppink]Last time i had unprotected sex.

WAY WAY Back then in the university

I didn't have No Good sound sleep for 3months,

I was scared for the virus,Kept checking my weight.

My hair,My eyes, Every little illness was a suspect~

Till it completed 3months and i checked it and was a (-ve) Negative

I threw a party (and tagged it my birthday then) peeps were wondering

why i would host 2 birthday parries alone in one year but i knew berra,

Since then its been TROJAN CONDOMzz OR no sex~[/color]
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin grin grin ;DLWKMD. its sweeter wen its raw. am sure d girl just wantd to enjoy d sex, cos d truth is most ladies like it raw, that includes me
RomanceRe: Guys Whats Ur View On Gals With Stretch Marks? by ijcurt(f): 9:34am On Oct 12, 2010
rokiatu:
such an ignorant remark just make me want to vomit.
who careshuh!!
RomanceRe: Guys Whats Ur View On Gals With Stretch Marks? by ijcurt(f): 3:50pm On Oct 11, 2010
Creamish:
[font=Comic sans MS ]

ijcurt . .guess your bubblez already bursted . .nuttn more to say here. [/font]
guess ive always had this belief that only phat girls hav stretch marks
RomanceRe: Guys Whats Ur View On Gals With Stretch Marks? by ijcurt(f): 3:47pm On Oct 11, 2010
190:

contact the email in my profile and lemme check if you are stretch mark free **im serious**
i'm serious too. i dont hav no stretch marks
RomanceRe: Who's your Crush by ijcurt(f): 2:47pm On Oct 11, 2010
my crush- george clooney, he's got d most sexy eyes
RomanceRe: Guys Whats Ur View On Gals With Stretch Marks? by ijcurt(f): 2:25pm On Oct 11, 2010
i am stretch mark free cos i'm slim, only phat girls hav stretch marks. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Can You Tell Your Wife/husband Everything? by ijcurt(f): 2:21pm On Oct 11, 2010
190:
Phock you, angry angry
Who de hell is impotent.

Im gerrin outta your stoopid thread angry angry
i think i'm beginning to fall for u. u make me laugh and believe me it brightens my day
RomanceRe: Can You Tell Your Wife/husband Everything? by ijcurt(f): 2:18pm On Oct 11, 2010
i used to tell him everything but not anymore cos ive learnt my lesson. "once bitten, twice afraid"
RomanceRe: Please I Beg For Your Advice by ijcurt(f): 2:09pm On Oct 11, 2010
i think loving01 already knows wat she wants, she aint seeking advice cos from her response she keeps defending d guy, seems she believes in him and needs someone to agree with her.
BusinessRe: Former MD Of Oceanic Bank, Cecilia Ibru, Convicted Of Bank Fraud by ijcurt(f): 1:50pm On Oct 11, 2010
menn see propertieshuh!!! na wah o!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
FashionRe: Please Help Me Name My Boutique by ijcurt(f): 1:48pm On Oct 11, 2010
or better still "modesty"
FashionRe: Please Help Me Name My Boutique by ijcurt(f): 1:47pm On Oct 11, 2010
just name it "freakazoid"
PoliticsRe: How Family Lost 4 Members To Oct 1 Bombings by ijcurt(f): 1:42pm On Oct 11, 2010
SO SAD. my condolence to d family. God knows best
CrimeRe: Policeman Impregnates Daughter 4 Times by ijcurt(f): 1:33pm On Oct 11, 2010
osasyankee:
nothing is wrong having sex with your daughter if she is sexy and succulent.
its a joke righthuh huh huh huh
CrimeRe: Policeman Impregnates Daughter 4 Times by ijcurt(f): 1:30pm On Oct 11, 2010
osasyankee:
nothing is wrong having sex with your daughter if she is sexy and succulent.
its a joke righthuh?? huh huh huh huh
CelebritiesRe: I Will Never Marry Again - 9ice by ijcurt(f): 1:03pm On Oct 08, 2010
spikedcylinder:
See engrish. grin grin grin grin
no be small thing grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: I Will Never Marry Again - 9ice by ijcurt(f): 1:00pm On Oct 08, 2010
Tosinville:
Goldenmeda,

Good point, man, i don't know someone like u who reason deeply are still coming over to comment unlike some idiots with shallow-thinking.

Spikecylinder,

If you think backing a girl up here can help you to get a girl on NL then you're extremely nut and u will end up getting none, mumu

Googles,

You need some kind of rehab, u talk before reasoning thats why nit wits like u needs to upgrade her low IQ memory. Silly female halloween dummy like u.
am very sure u got someone to edit this 4 u. grin grin grin grin grin grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Man Beats Wife To Death During Domestic Squable by ijcurt(f): 9:20am On Oct 05, 2010
[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=524524.msg6877157#msg6877157 date=1286255875][size=14pt]MY RULES are very simple and straight to the point; If you don't want to get hit by a man:[/size]

1) Always keep your hand to yourself and never hit a MAN unless for self defense.

2) Don't push HIM to see what he is capable of doing. The police may be 911 away but the way he reacts may leave you lifeless before the police arrives. Don't push anybody(including women) beyond their mental ability because they may snap and turn deadly in a flash.

3) Recognize that God gave the woman a very sharp tongue. The woman's tongue is capable of pitting nations against each other how much less one person. That tongue of yours is venomous.Please use it wisely.

4) Their EGO. Play with a man the best way you can, clean out his account BUT do not tamper with his EGO.
[/quote]well said
CrimeRe: Man Beats Wife To Death During Domestic Squable by ijcurt(f): 6:42pm On Oct 04, 2010
bayleaf:
it seems every ten years something bad happens to this man. he was married for ten years after which his wife left him. then he married again and ten years later he killed his wife. i wonder what the next ten years would bring for him.
lol, i wonder o, , grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Abuja Naija @50 Bomb Blast In Pictures by ijcurt(f): 1:58pm On Oct 02, 2010
@lannre. wow, am just speechless
CrimeRe: Sss Officer, Wife, 3 Kids Slaughtered In Kano by ijcurt(f): 9:53am On Sep 15, 2010
Echidime:
he must have used his SSS position to hurt someone so badly that the person can't forgive him.
not conclusive


When demons killed Jesus,they pray let "The Sin be upon us and our Childrens Children,this is one of such sinful act,the man must have done something similar to the person that carried out this act of wiping our his family.
demons killed jesushuhhuh?. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

No Evil can befall the righteous,for evil begets evil.
i disagree totally. wat abt job in d bible? nowadays, good people dont live long cos of bad belle pple
FamilyRe: Ladies,who Would You Prefer As A Husband: Womaniser Or Alcoholic? by ijcurt(f): 1:52pm On Sep 11, 2010
eyoniggar:
An alcoholic would definitely womanize.
So they are both the same the other way round.
yeah, they both go hand in hand
PoliticsRe: 'Who Lodged N9.3bn Into My Bank Account?' by ijcurt(f): 4:26pm On Sep 08, 2010
RICHIE BOI:
guys wait oo! have we bothered to ask the authenticity of this story? there seems to be some grey areas in the posters story. are you sure the poster was not day-dreaming?
:-
did u read d story at all?undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: 'Who Lodged N9.3bn Into My Bank Account?' by ijcurt(f): 10:29am On Sep 08, 2010
alex406:
This guy is really a dummy,why on earth will he dull himself on this issue,does it mean there are still dull people like that in Nigeria today?
I WONDER O!
RomanceRe: Define A Modern Day Chic In A Sentence by ijcurt(f): 10:03am On Sep 08, 2010
andromida:
A modern day woman asked to work as hard as her hubby yet be a mother to her kids while he hangs out with the guys.
Asked to satisfy all her husbands sexual fantasies yet be descent
Asked to sacrifice her selfesteem in the name of submissiveness
be seen but not heard and yet be intelligent,classy and presentable
Asked to be hardworking but have no ambition else she becomes competitive with her man.
Asked to demand for nothing from her husband,if possible provide for her kids and herself and him and still call him Lord.
Asked to tolerate all her hubby or BF infidelities becos he is a Man and still not ask that he love her otherwise she becomes demanding.
Asked to understand her man but not expect the same from him.
well this is how i summarize most NL men expectations of a modern woman a"silently mad woman"
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HEY!HEY!!HEY!!!. U GUYS should STOP this MADNESS! cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: 'Who Lodged N9.3bn Into My Bank Account?' by ijcurt(f): 9:53am On Sep 08, 2010
MUZBO:
if th@ was me I'd have just carried the atm home till someone explains. Of course I'll make withdrawals daily and when the police come I'll tell them the machine is my evidence.
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im short of words
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Define A Modern Day Chic In A Sentence by ijcurt(f): 2:53pm On Sep 06, 2010
i dey come:
one-chance!
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modern day chics are wonderfully & fearfully made.
CelebritiesRe: 50 Best Dressed Men In Nigeria… Mode Men Magazine Cover by ijcurt(f): 1:43pm On Sep 06, 2010
pls who is chinwetel ejiofor? d name doesnt ring a bell and why am i not on that list? grin grin grin grin huh huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Imagine Being In Traffic For 13 Days! by ijcurt(f): 1:43pm On Aug 28, 2010
blacksta:
For God sake - why make a fuss out of a one off event - It is not like it is a daily occurrence similar to what we get in Lagos - Abeg the amount of time i have spent in Lagos traffic totaled together pass 1 year and that record can never be broken by any country.
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CelebritiesRe: Top 5 Most Annoying Naija Celebs by ijcurt(f): 4:21pm On Aug 25, 2010
apocalypse:
Gbenga Adeyinka the first and hopefully the last
Denrele
Terry G the craze man
Timaya
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