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I vote for Achukwunet

No way im going thru all these pages.

https://www.nairaland.com/sexkillz
https://www.nairaland.com/J12
https://www.nairaland.com/izukwu
https://www.nairaland.com/oxone
I have not seen him but would have nominated https://www.nairaland.com/omo_to_dun

This is sad. 50 orgasms n a row is just unthinkable!
Makes me appreciate my life more

50calibre: Well my friend, I haven't seen any good Nollywood movie in like 5 years although I haven't really watched many Nollywood movies.

Yes this movie may be good but based on my experience, I highly doubt it. Once in a while, I choose to watch Nigerian movies so I look for movies that feature the biggest Nollywood stars like Genevieve, Rita Dominic, mercy Johnson, ini edo, Jim iyke etc because I feel if anybody makes good movies, it has to be this guys. this guys are the best there are and will not
accept a senseless script but to my amazement, I am always proved wrong time and again.

You see a movie, you can't really pin point what the movie is all about, sometimes a movie begins in one direction, and then half way through the movie, they just change course, they whole story takes a new turn totally unrelated to what they began with and worst of all, you can predict the movie plot 8 out of 10 times.

No doubt Nollywood loves to disappoint but not all are bad. Movies like Mr & Mrs, Last Flight to Abuja, Mrs Somebody, Lions of 76, IJE, Amina, The Meeting, to name a few are good movies so I can't give up entirely based on the bad ones.

Beyonce Omotola

She is such a diva, I doubt she can be 'real' in this documentary.

What will I do to make you post the story, abi na ban dey sweet you ni? Talk to me.

[quote author=some-girl]A trailer is supposed to be a synopsis, all I see is a compilation of very random scenes.[/quote]Astounding! How hard was that trailer really? Keep box safe, warns the father. Girl opens box accidentally releasing something evil. Cute guy is plagued by dreams about this evil. What's the connection? Watch out!!!

I can't be bothered to pose for photos for a beauty contest. I hope this Q&A don finish..

50calibre: Nigeria should stop making movies, everything they make is senseless, no good plot/storyline, no good directing, no proper editing and continuity, just potraying fake characters that doesn't truly represent the country.

Just look at this movie, it started with just $318 then you tell me the movie will make sense. $318 my God!

Out of everything you read just the bit about the money provoked you into this rant? Well, there are good movies, directors and actors in Nigeria. Not sure what you've been watching.

dubem3: Looks cool but you know how annoying those endless irrelevant Scenes could be...it annoys the shit outta me.
Like I said bout the music, when they start acting God movies, I'll start watching

Ndo, i'll let you know how it is.

It definitely looks promising

As for those Alaba guys well its their daily bread, hahaha. The problem is everyone is doing the same thing. If one man makes money selling EVERYBODY wants to sell. They don't think of other other marketing and distribution strategies to tap into and make it work. However, yes we do need a proper regulatory body.

caseless: dont be. Btw, why are u not contesting for tha position of miss nairaland?

It's not my thing

Cake looks ugly. Hope she didn't pay for that!

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Hehehehe

Elgaxton: That's old news, La grimmot de' la' grinayan taught his pig how to eat with him on the dining table.
I saw it in a book, Young Mastermind. 1979 edition.

Then I guess an invasion is inevitable.
Come to think of it, dogs will be a lot nicer than apes

The movie ‘Awakening’ tells the story of a young man whose life changes after a series of fatal dreams which come true. With the help of an ambitious journalist, he is able to uncover the truth about his dreams and the truth about their lives.

The director, James Omokwe, a graduate from UNILAG with a degree in Theatre arts, is seeking to bring change to this genre of film in the Nigerian movie industry. It is the first movie in Nigeria that 5.0 surround sound, believable special effects, great acting and animation!

I read on oloriSuperGal that the Awakening team started shooting the movie with a total of N50, 000, that’s $318 (Three hundred and eighteen US Dollars)! The fact that they did not have money did not act as a deterrent, instead, it served as a fuel for them to be more creative and come up with more resourceful ways to complete their project. Although, the shoot had to be halted several times as a result of a lack of funds, the actors and crew were gracious enough to keep making time and changing their schedules to accommodate the awakening because they had as much belief in it as the creators.

The official trailer was unveiled at Lagos Comicon a week ago with rave reviews from other movie directors, visual effects specialists and event participants. The Awakening Premieres in Nigeria on January 11.

As a fan of thrillers, I am most definitely going out of my way to watch this one!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y30DrV-dqQI

The 3rd Official Video from the year of RnB Album. The track is however the first track you'll listen to on the album.

Produced by MasterKraft and Video was directed by dj tee.

Capital F.E.M.I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcmolzVIpF8

caseless: Ije, we are not talking about fowl, i used fowl to compare and evaluate what it means for human being to faint for u. It was jst to show how big they are....

Ok, cos I was getting worried

Titilayo Oyinbo and Kayode visited New York to experience Nigerian food again. Both of them were in Nigeria for 9 months learning Yoruba language.

Hear them converse fluently in Yoruba.

Damn! I am so ashamed of myself. Na only E karo I sabi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNalAJOrl28

Kayode Oyinbo in the Studio - Impressive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk1aPBazfjo

Funy video I came across on YouTube

This is a song by an unknown Nigerian, in response to the FOKN BOIZ of Ghana who released a track titled: Thank God We're Not A Nigerians! The artist intends that a dialogue using music, humour, historical and philosophical tones will melt the simmering tension/ envy/ jealousy between Ghanians and Nigerians. Increase the PEACE!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5miYlIvoKXc


See Lyrics below:
Thank God We're Not Ghanaians

Can you imagine Ghanaians abusing Nigeria, the giant of Africa, the sunshine, the mountain, and the golf of oil of Africa? Ghana, let us teach you some English, for there's going to be some diplomatic brouhaha o, if President Atta Mills doesn't call the Foka Sibe Boys to order.

Which country in the world calls their friends "Charlie" and names all their men after weekdays and weekends, Kwado (Monday) Kwabena (Tuesday) Kwaku (Wednesday) Yau (Thursday) Kofi (Friday), Kwame (Saturday), Kwesi (Sunday)? Una too much o

And you are so laid back, you don't even know, look at every bank around you, it is UBA, ECO-Bank and Zenith bank. Your mobile phones are routed through Lagos, MTN, Vodafone, Tigo and whatever! Charlie, Thank God we are not Ghanaians o

See your president worships in Lagos, pays tithes to Synagogue, even your under-something football team relies on Pastor T.B Joshua to win the world cup because there is no God in Ghana. Charlie, thank God I'm not a Ghanaian o

When was the last time Ghana had a national team after Abedi Pele and Tony Yeboah started hawking spicy Rob and puff-puff. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians o

Instead of getting down on Amala, Pounded yams and orisirishi, you eat burnt rice three times a day and call it a funky name "Wache" as if we won't understand...Thank God we are not Ghanaians

Since Fela left Ghana you only knew how to sing old highlife and wedding songs, who marries with a Ghanaian music anymore anyways... Thank God we are not Ghanaians

Remember Nigerians created Nollywood, but Ghanaians are stuck trying to create something, should we call it "Nannawood?" with the same characters- kofi, nana, kwabena and Elizabeth...you can't even get near any wood, Charlie, thank God I'm not a Ghanaian o

And why did Obama come here and didn't spend a second night, was it because Accra was too boring Thank God we are not Ghanaians.

Please if you can't afford three-piece Nigerian agbada stop wearing the black and white stripe school uniform and call it a national attire, afterall you have discovered oil, please dress better, OK. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians.

Our traditional rulers are cruising around in Bentley, Mercedes Benz, and BMW but yours are still hanging on wooden limos, Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians

We know you love to do 419 but tell me who will send you money when you send a dead chicken by FedEx in the name of Sakawa... Thank God we're not Ghanaians o

Brothers, make una show some respect to the big brother next door, otherwise we will ask Lagosians to move over to Accra and overrun the place...

And as Fela taught, Fefe n'efe ntina obaa tu amirika a, ense na nofona yese, ebete ato ntia, ebete ato ntio, ebeti aton ti, abeti atontia, ebeti atonti, ebeti atonti e, ebeti atonti

Make una warn unaself o, na condition way make crayfish bend. Mscheeew!

He should have told us how it is not boring

What we won't see in this world!
Before you know, they will be talking and dining with fork and knife

[quote author=fukcwitme ]Is that BankyW in the first pic? He is cute! One of the cutest Nigerian guy I ever seen.[/quote]Where have you been?
I bet you haven't seen Iyanya or Lynxx haha

free2ryhme: na wa ooo see who dey talk sef

Lol!!

Dual Core: When they send you a message on BBM and the " D " (delivered) turns to "R" (received) and you don't respond in record time, ya finished!

LMAO!