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[quote author=omo_to_dun]@ OP

I apologize on behalf of the puerile attitude of the other posters. Blood oaths are real and if not taken seriously, the consequences will be dire.

In order to free you from this bondage, you will have to provide the following:

1) One eye of a lioness's cub. The cub must not be more than 3 minutes old and you must pluck the eye right in front of the mother.
2)7 Pythons, 7 Cobras, and 7 Anacondas. All must be caught alive, by you!
3) An ant that is, at least, 30 years old.
4) The head of a Nigerian Politician who has never embezzled money.
5) Pubic hair from three consecutive mother generations; that is, your mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother.
6) 7 female Nigerian virgins who are, at least, 25 years old.
7) 200 whites cows, 200 black cows, 200 goats, 200 hens, 200 cocks, 200 bottle of red oil, 200 palm kernel, 200 bottle of Schnapps, 200 white piece of cloth, and 200 thousand Naira.

My brother, when you bring all these, then we MAY solve your problems.

God speed my friend![/quote] You should have just told him to go jump into a bed of 1 metre long, blunt nails

Has a screaming syndrome. Happens any time and any where. What's shocking is he screams like a banshee

Will Killz nominate and vote for everyone?
Why are you waiting for him to get the party started. You people too dey dull sef
*runs for cover*

Apparently Mary Remmy and Jason Njoku were engaged 6 months ago and met almost 2 years ago.
Media are reporting old old news as new. SMH

Listening to good music. I've got the craziest playlist but it works wonders for me
Curled up with my favourite reads
I love me a good watch, so more movies please!
Making love
I've got a sweet tooth and deserts give me or.ga.sm.s
Baking cookies and cakes. Love the smell!
Knowing that I am loved by HIM and my family regardless.
Logging on to NL and reading a wickedly funny post by Killz, cork, lefulefu and the like

She must really hate herself for being in such a relationship. Her problem is psychological.

Ejaculates when he smiles

Another good film that released April of this year. Restless City directed by Andrew Dosunmu, a Nigerian Photographer and Filmmaker.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4VjY0h4YuI

A behind the scene video of the photoshoot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV6O4P-_-w0

Thanks for your post Nollywoodlove. I haven't edited my comments so please read again. I see the film as Nigerian and hope that Nollywood would take note and produce better films in the future.
I don't want to turn this thread into another episode like sisi kills did because the truth is everyone is entitled to their opinion. I value speedyboi's posts on my threads and hope to see more of him.
Thanks again anyway

LMAO!

A rat catcher

Na so you leave me for altar abi? Mscheeeew!

This will not disappoint. I feel it in my bones!

Who released this one?
Made in biafra abi? Yorubas are ashamed to claim you ni?

jaybee that thread shud be in the thrash where it belongs!

who let the dog out!

Lol! Insanity, i love this!

Pls let me know when the 'deed' is done. No dulling!

Camel

LOL!

For those of you who don't understand the fuss.......sorry can't help. I might be exaggerating but I think this will be one of the best Superman movies made and the trailer alone says it all.
This version is dark and classy as f***, the Superman's logo is hot not to mention the new costume.

Can't wait!