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Fu[b]c[/b]ktard, the next time you sign in to NL and seek to address me you will fcckking get it from me.
Anuofia! Ewu Gambia!

[quote author=$tunna]sorry but im not sure if you are a man or woman...if you are a man, u have been neutered n r afraid of the word b itch...pls move it along as it clearly says this post is not for mister nice guys! k

and if u r a woman, u r free to get mad at me...i wanna give u a sleepless night tonight for all the sleepless nights you give guys when you think u r in-love with a guy u clearly have nothing to offer, just because dude was dry n hit it once or twice! seen[/quote]Lol! Dimwit, is on a Nigerian forum claiming he can't tell if I'm male or female!
Grow the fcckk up!
Sleepness nights you say? Bwaahahaha! Not even in your wildest dreams.

Did more for me that one night than you'll ever do for the rest of your life

You must have just learnt the word b[b]i[/b]tch.
Oya, clap for yourself!

Lol! Obsessed wit me

maclatunji: What kind of story is this? I cannot believe what I am reading?

[quote author=Mynd_44]You better believe it[/quote]

sexkillz: What i think of this is for you to use your brain. . . Sex has eaten the most part of it anyway. That's why you lack the ability to do what you know is the right thing to do. . .

You are not afraid to throw her out. You are rather afraid of losing accessibility to free 24/7 sex.

Wait. Don't do anything yet. . . She will change.

Nonsense.

Yield: What type of agreement did the two of you have before she moved in?

[quote author=fresh_dude]And he's not performing 'husbandly' duties? Abi you chose to ignore that part?

Gbagaun gbagaun *frenzied bell ringing*. ''Brodas brodas brodas, when will yyou lot realise that it does not make sense to force a horse to drink?''

@Cupid I'm disappointed that you are asking this questions at all. A man of your level that can feed a grown woman plus pay for her BIS plus pay for her hair etc should not be asking for advice on matters such as these. By now she should either be at her parents house or those men she can't do without pinging and tweeting. Bros man up please.[/quote][quote author=fresh_dude]Look at this thing. Does she not live in his house? Does she not eat his food. Would it be too much for her to at the very least clean the environment in which she lives. Some women and their feminist stupidity sef.[/quote]

cupid4ig: pls help me tell ask her.

ROFL!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Good. You have spaced it with paragraphs. . . Next time you copy stuffs, edit them well before reposting. Now, head to the other "write up" of yours you did "with your whole brain". I have questions for you.

The one about the truck driver.
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Ur wicked!

F[i]i[/i]nger[i]i[/i]ng his an[i]u[/i]s

Eats live tadpoles

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Oh thanks dear, you are too sweet.

Now everyone can read Speedyboi's "evidence" and not think I made it up. Besides, it saves them the hassle of having to go to another website.

Gah! Do you know how annoying it is to click on something only to find out it makes no point. [/quote]SMH

Hey speedyboi, I have pasted the link below because it can be annoying going to a different website sometimes

DAILY TIMES
ARTICLE | JANUARY 27, 2012
Nigerian promoters are teaming up with British producers for the adaptation of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's best seller novel 'Half of a yellow sun' whose story is a part of Nigeria's history.

The novel, which won the Orange Prize for Fiction is set during the civil war which claimed over 3 million people. The film will explore the impact of this conflict through the twisting stories of a professor, a high-ranking political figure, a British citizen, and a young house boy.

Meanwhile Nigerian novelist and playwright- Biyi Bandele Thomas, (author of Burma Boy) makes his directorial debut by casting Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dominic Cooper and Thandie Newton on location in Nigeria when the film goes into production in March.

Although roles are yet to be defined, it seems likely Ejiofor might play the high-ranking official (Odenigbo), while Cooper will play the Englishman (Richard) who becomes romantically involved with the twin sister of Odenigbo's girlfriend. Thandie Newton might either play the role of Odenigbo's lady-friend (Olanna) or the twin sister (Kainene).

Half of a Yellow Sun is partially funded by the British Film Institute, and produced by Andrea Calderwood, producer of 'The Last King of Scotland', and Gail Egan, co-producer of 'The Constant Gardener'.

Funny!

[quote author=Ogidi-Olu]With the way information travels, will u keep reporting on all websites u find ur picture? And not all sites have the 'report' button, u know?
I saw the photo of the pot-bellied man Ileke-idi posted and i thought of what i'd av done if i were the one. I knw i wouldn't want people to knw i was d one sha, i'd rather suffer in silence. [/quote]Be careful how you share your pictures in that case. If you don't share, it won't find its way on websites, unless an account of urs was hacked. I have a friend who lost her memory card, we're still waiting for those teasing pics to make its way to the internet.
Suffering in silence is another way to go

bennyraz: Interesting

Abeg shift!

ogugua88: Lol some of you will laugh me. I actually hate the lollipop. Looks like the common Blowpop. It would have been more fun and playful if she had one of those giant round lollipops with loads of colors and layers. The lollipop she's holding looks like it was a last-minute prop from the bottom of someone's hand bag.

Read between the lines

One more month to go

Report the photo or make a complaint for it to be removed. How hard is that?

How do you answer such a question without appearing vain?

I'll just say.....my curves.

mykali: TRUE!!!

havent watched/seen a nollywood movie in years. but i begin to notice that there are improvements. the way my sister kept screaming about IJE in my ears...and the way THE MIRROR BOY kept being advertised....i might just give 'em a look in soon

Hey Mykali, missed you

Lol @ topic!

Dances na[b]k[/b]ed in front of the mirror.

Lol!

I'm not saying a Nigerian production company was involved because there was no mention of such except BFI and other UK companies. My point is adaptations of films like Things Fall Apart and Half a Yellow Sun are part of our culture and I can't see it as anything other than Nigerian.
But no point arguing, I just want to be proud of seeing more Nigerians in creative, intelligent films and Nollywood moving from the nonsense we see these days to noteworthy films!