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LWKMD!!!! I don't know about the other Nigerian girls but I'm so horrible that i can't speak it in public. I can type it but don't ask me to speak it! It's not my fault now I don't live in Nigeria, na wetin person go do?

mykejones: lol..i jus did. Enjoi d story..i already had my fair share!

Be a good boy and spill now! but not here plsssss

[quote author=Mr..Cork] ermmm sweery ijebejebejeebebejeje. madam may i remind you that am from London. Please act like a Lady and show respect. cheers! [/quote]Unfortunately evolution hasn't caught up there yet. This thread is proof of that. London my foot!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Then import girls from Ghana and Benin Republic and shut tha fcck up![/color]

I knew there was a reason I liked you

[quote author=Kevin_II]Ijejebu, am still waiting for my constitutional write. Remember you said for better for worse [/quote]Its only beacuse its Sunday and i'm in a good mood i'm being nice. You will not bring me down

[quote author=Mr..Cork] wife? Bro the chick aint even feelin you (no oofeinsese) [/quote]What is your own there??

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DailyNews, what are you doing here? Go and finish us story jo!

[quote author=Kevin_II]Oya come to my bedroom let's settle our quarrel the way husbands and wives do. Am waiting[/quote]You will wait forever! Mtcheew!

[quote author=Kevin_II]Now answer the kweshon, can you raise those your thick arms to slap someone?[/quote]You wish! I will not give you the pleasure.

Idowuogbo: Wereyyy!!!!!!!

@Ijebunian
U see!!!! u don wake dat mad man wey dey sleep 4 dat junction for Abule muwonleru.

I go dieee!!

[quote author=Kevin_II]Say the truth and shame the devil, you've been wishing I show up yeah? [/quote]Heya! This thought gets you through the day, right? Mtcheeeew!

mykejones: I saw this piece on Naija stories of which am a member.
I hope this is ur work op?
Cus it wld not be idle.
Am even loggin in now 2 NS 2 confirm

Investigator Seriously I'm biting my nails anxiously waiting your confirmation.

[quote author=Kevin_II]Ijeoma, with which hand pls? That your thick hand that you cannot lift? Please esplain [/quote]Its only a matter of time before you show up. Kevin, are you a leech??

Idowuogbo: See paparrazzi o! See ya life, u dey stand inside snow just for killz to appear? Mehn u get problem.

LMAO!! Even when he's not here, chai!

Idowuogbo: Ijebunian u b newbie? Cus it seems you don't no u've bin interacting wiv Yaba left finest, Cork is yi lori 1 of Nairaland. Emmmh.... Let me warn u o! His madness is contagious.So beware!!!!

See me see trouble! Was giving him the benefit of the doubt before jumping to conclusions but now its confirmed! LWKM!

[quote author=Mr..Cork]which right?? OK.since when do women have right?? Do u watch wild life programmes?? Since when does a lioness refuse a male lion when he request for punny? they always deliver. but with black women, all they do iz cuss u out. The too dammm rude. you ask a chick: Sweeery can i get a hug?? Her reply: ***YOU AND WHO??***

(a big special thanks to the person who invented the **back hand slap**) [/quote]So you refuse to use the brains God gave you and you are envying animals!! This is too funny I think ur joking! You approach women and right away ask for a hug? Instead of you to ask advise from ur fellow men on how to approach human females you're doing this.
If you try that hug thing with me, I go woosah you well well!

kambili190: true some do but some others are left alone with the kids and and the entire house and on top of them have to earn money as well. they take care of the kids, have sleepless nights, are there when their children are sick, again have sleepless nights but wake up eary in the morning to be there for their kids. clean, cook, work. have little support from their husbands but are expected to look like a star who has a cleaning lady, a nanny and a personal trainer.

there is a weak man behind each unhappy woman ...

Thank you. Hate is such a strong word and if that is the case then the husband's existence is a crime. Husbands should realise that after marriage reality sets in, from the way you think to physical appearance especially after having children. Wives work alot harder trying to balance the home and still be a loving wife, tis not easy and men should be more appreciative. Saying that, women need to make an effort in how they look, I have noticed this situation in the past and I made a mental note never to let myself go.

Monike: Tank u all my pals who give their sincere advise am very grateful,may God meet u in ur different needs n 4 dem dat tink dey ve mouth 2 talk wot goes around comes around. Above all am so happy he is back he is really going tru wot is more dan romance in his mother's death like one of u said but tank God everytin has come 2 normal. God bless d good advisers in dis NL. Tank u all.

All's well that ends well

Idowuogbo: Dis werey is bck? Poultry supervisors must bin on leave.

LMFAO!!! They weren't on leave they let him go. He doesn't know he has 'the flu' yet, these are the symptoms.

[quote author=Mr..Cork] Sweeeery Ijejejejeju. Madam, Its our human right as men to toast women and the have NO right to say No. No wonder men are now turning ga.y [/quote]What jargon! We have no right to say no because we're animals! Who is this lady that did this to you it must have been REAL bad! You have the right to approach a girl but if she's not into you its her right. What if she's married or in a relationship? (I'll leave ur face out of this) Whats ur own? Leave her jo!

lefulefu: some calabar boys wey i know dey put their used condom for pocket and even sometimes dem go even forget their girlfriend pant for their hip pocket

These are some seriously disturbed people you know. Well, birds of the same feather and all that

Good one. Carry on pls

[quote author=Kevin_II] Now I know who my enemies are. I shall not die but live. Yea though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil. [/quote]Na you sabi!

[quote author=Mr..Cork] ok then, so how do we tame them? you ask a babe for number and all u get is attitude!! [/quote]So because a woman refuses to give you her number, you feel she deserves to be slapped?? Fine, she has an attitude problem but you maintain your dignity and ignore her, or if you are up to the task then chase after her another time. SMH.

[quote author=Kevin_II]Ijeoma, did you go to church today? Did you pray for me? What did you pray about? Pls answer the questions truthfully and shame the devil...[/quote]Are you still alive? Damn!

wolexojo: Dont beat women whether na ur friend o,wife o,akara seller o or housemaid!
@ijebabe, about ur last sentence; why not show him the right way since its confirmed that he is obsessed over u

Yes thats what i meant, wasn't sure if thats what tje poster meant as well.
Show him? Like i have time to waste.

Tgirl4real: @Ijebaba, done

Thanks. Now to tackle jay bee who has disappeared.

cyber999: those of you blaming the men, listen to this: i have a friendn who is having extramarital affairs cos his wife denies him sex, the man has to negotiate with her and do things for her just to have his way with his married wife. she hates sex and manage to do it only to please her husband; to make it worse, the man is a pastor and divorce is out of it. he feels bad about it, but as a man, he has needs that must be met. he told me this personally and i feel for him. in such case will you blame the man for extramarital affairs.

In this case its a very sad situation. The woman is in the wrong here but as a man of God he dare not cheat on his wife and bring curse on himself. He should leave it in God's hands or doesn't he have faith anymore? Its sad though.