₦airaland Forum

vintino:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

And this made FP!

Well i won't be surprised if later d mod start pushing Topics like these to Front Page..

*Aisha Buhari serves Mr. President with Silver plate.

*Fayose Sneeze in public.

*Raji fashola eat amala with ewedu

*Fomer President Jonathan shakes is Father in otuoke.

*Christmas is on the 25th of Dec.

MY GUY AM TELLING YOU OO..ALL THESE MODS EHNNN.....THEM NOR WELL AND THEM NOR SABBI WEYTTYN DEM DEY DO NA SO SO NONSENSE DEM DEY NACK FOR FP OOO...I HOPE SAY SEUN DEY REALLY FOLLOW DEM TO SEE HOW DEM DEY MESS HIM OUTFIT........MY PEOPLE SAYS TI IDI BA BAJE TI ONI IDI LON DA...IF YANSH SPOIL NA YANSH OWNER GO FEEL AM...



Mitcheeeeew i dnt know how this contribute to the fact that I never chop!

Abeg nairalander, who get soup i get garri, make we sign partnership agreement jarwe!

iceberryose:
Lalasticlala what's yours oh?

Marvin67:
To be sincere, I fear for Nigeria. Everything seems to be going wrong at once all because we politicise everything. I remember what el rufai tweeted when the military killed 3 Shiite members under GEJ. Right now under el rufai's watch, the military has killed over 50 Shiite members.
Nigeria is sitting on a keg of gun powder and it seems only God can save us, as this government seems to be insensitive to some of these issues. Shiite on one corner, IPOB on one corner, boko haram on one corner, the militants are also warming up to take over their own corner. Add that to the likely protests we'd have when govt removes subsidy, and the protests we'd have when govt starts laying off workers to reduce overhead costs, and you'd see that slowly Nigeria is getting to an unpleasant point.
Dear PMB, please show some sensitivity in some of these issues, stop acting like a man who in trying to quench a fire from a log of wood, he throws the wood into a dry bush. A word they say is enough for the wise.

picoba:
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Age is seriously worry Davido. You better face your music.
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mikron:
Now my confidence has re-awakened like I said initially. The gold is ours to win at the finals on Saturday and only 5 players will make it to Rio among this current team while foreign professionals will take the center stage. kelechi iheanacho, chidiebere nwakali, (mancity,) Alex iwobi (Asenal Fc,) Isaace success (granada Fc), ndidi wilfred, moses Simon (Ghent) Musa yahaya (totenham hotspurs) Musa Muhammed, Godwin saviour, not forgetting solid home based Kingsley sokari. And of course the 3 overage players that will make up d final 23man team. Another gold beckoning in RIO. Naija is blessed. The land is green

Sunofgod:
A lot on Nigerians have this horrible writing - why?

(End Time Writing . . .)

yungmill:
You are correct bro! He tooked the ball jare am also washing the match

I DON LAUGH TIRE HERE OOO.THS BABANGBALI OF A GUY BE LIKE SAY NA SAMBISA HIM GO GET HIM EDUCATION.........Pls leave d guy with His Grammar ooo

ssweetorgasm:
LMAO LMAO LMAO chai i nor fit laugh o, "yoruba wifess

Keneking:
Where is lalasticlala sef?

sirTesco:
I have never been to SHILOH before.
How is it like?
Today we the catholic faithfuls celebrated the solemnity of the IMMACULATE CONCEPTION OF THE BLESSED VIRGIN MARY.




Okay just remove your eyes from your head, then take a sharp pen knife check exactly where your heart is located in your body use the knife to cut off the place..then you will be free..
Hello Nairalanders,
help me out pls, my heart is full of lustful thoughts.
How can I overcome this?

trollolololol:
Ugly motherfvcker. I hope he gets cancer and then dies a slow ppainful death

Khd95:
I was fully awake around 5:10AM when i noticed something flew over my head, scared and alerted i
jumped up, switched on the light nd wahla, it was this monster

i have heard stories of bat sucking people dry, but this failed, if that was its mission, as i traced it down to the kids's room, managed to chase it out to the sitting...i went for my broom stick, patiently waited for it to come over, the idiot was doing 360 degree over my head, i swooped at it severaly, but did get it.

This thing looks so large when flying, but when i finaly bring it down, it looked like a coin
This isn't the first time i will be killing bats in my house, but this one seems like a dragon to me

i still havent decipher how they manage to get into my house,but i never fail to slay them when ever they stray in