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RomanceRe: Ever Had A Near Rape Experience? by ijebubabe(f): 9:49am On Apr 15, 2015
qbd2:
Luckingly for u and u didn't lose ur virginity to such perv too. He's conscious of religious injuction but not of d fact it prohibits fornication?
Btw,u ddnt have to describe it in such graphic terms cos things like that are restricted to d sexuality section.
how i described it is none of your damn business

who made you the judge? cunttt!

read my post and move the hell on.

if you didnt want to hear people's experiences, then why open the thread?

what? did you get a hard_on from reading my story or what? perv! you are obviously a man masquerading as a lady with a 'f' moniker. a$$wipe.
RomanceRe: Ever Had A Near Rape Experience? by ijebubabe(f): 9:28am On Apr 15, 2015
i had one!
i was a virgin
i was invited over to pick up ebony magazine and video CDs

i went over innocently until the man locked me in his flat and wont let me out
i struggled and screamed and when my screaming got too much, the guy held my throat and almost choked me to death
after a serious coughing fit, i couldnt struggle anymore
he then undressed and lo and behold was this very big, fat, long and thick, scary looking manhood shocked shocked
i was like 'God, is this how i will lose my virginity' cry cry

this man pulled down my panties and then he saw blood
my menses had started
i didnt even know i was menstruating and i had no pad on
serious menses oh
this man was igbo and catholic and i later got to know that catholics believe that sleeping with a woman in such state is not biblical. so for this reason, the menses put him off from penetration

so this man took off my top, bra and instead squeezed my big tities with his manhood in between until he released all over my tities. YUCK!
i cried all through. cry cry

after satisfying himself with the tittty f*ck, he knelt down and started begging me, blaming the devil, etc
he let me out of his flat and i cried all the way home cry cry
i was heavily traumatised by the experience for many years after that and i got scared of visiting anyone
till today, i keep thanking God for bringing out my menses that day because that was what saved me

it also made me hate igbos and igbo men for a very long time until i met an igbo man that i fell in love with and almost married until God again intervened smiley

i have never shared this story with anyone and this is my first time of airing it out. Phew!
PoliticsRe: We Used Almajiris To Vote Out Jonathan – Kwankwaso by ijebubabe(f): 1:54pm On Apr 14, 2015
Andromalius:
Oh really ?!

Im sure this is what he said

“We hope that people around him should be people who are experienced, who should not be talking of Hausas who are thrown away as Almajiris. That is completely wrong, and it has gone a long way in galvanizing people in the north to ensure that this Almajiri votes were used to kick them out of the villa.”
http://www.thecable.ng/kwankwaso-almajiri-votes-kicked-jonathan

What he was talking about is how you and your brothers talk so condescendingly towards Hausa people calling them Almajiris or whatever. And now you're still proving his point because you and your fellow bitter ldiotic brothers quickly tried to use his statements and bring some talk of underage voters because apparently the new meaning of the word Almajiri to you people is 'underage voter'.

Its not even worth it replying to pieces of shlt like you.
exactly. many people lack comprehension skills
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Femi Fani-kayode & His Hot Girlfriend + Got Her A New Range Rover by ijebubabe(f): 12:04pm On Apr 14, 2015
zingywingy:
....FFK AND IGBOTIC PUSSIES

PRECIOUS VERSUS FIFTY SHADES OF FFK PART 4.

Ask Bianca how she screams on bed whenever FFK use hin big mouth with ice to suck her pink toto
does FFK go down on his women ?

oh la la! thats why i love yoruba men. no holds barred in the bedroom grin
FamilyRe: Please Help! Did I Make A Wise Decision Or Was I Being Selfish? by ijebubabe(f): 9:59am On Apr 14, 2015
you made the right choice.

i was once in a similar situation but in my case, he didnt offer me to set me up in a business or offer me a job. he just believed that i would get a good job the second i landed in nigeria (a country with a very high rate of unemployment).

he wanted me to quit my high paying job, move to Nigeria and remain jobless. what he earned in a month, i earned in a week. guess what i did, i gave him the middle finger and i moved on.

so your man wanted you to operate a 'chemist shop' which is stupid as you are not a registered pharmacist and you cannot dispense drugs.

some men are just destiny killers, jealous and scared of successful women
PoliticsRe: OPC Council Says Leader,ganiyu Adams Is A Thief,tells Yoruba Kings To Sack Him by ijebubabe(f): 9:50am On Apr 14, 2015
Gani Adams is the biggest scam artist to emerge out of the south west.

starting from how he took control of OPC from its original founder (fasheun) to how he scammed GEJ of millions of naira.

I hope he sent back to jail and dealt with the same way he was dealt with during the Tinubu/Obasanjo era.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Reduce Fuel Price To N40 Per Litre — David-West by ijebubabe(f): 9:46am On Apr 14, 2015
babasanti:
.

That's if we will allow buhari to touch our oil. Look buhari should cut a deal with us. We the owners of the oil, want 85% ownership of oil wells then 25% oil derivation then we will agree nigeria is united until then we are not intrested in his administration
this must be joking. keep dreaming. this will never, ever, never happen. all land and the resources beneath belong to the federal government.

why are you using a yoruba sounding username when you are obviously from the SS? be proud of your roots.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Femi Fani-kayode & His Hot Girlfriend + Got Her A New Range Rover by ijebubabe(f): 9:42am On Apr 14, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:
Even at 55 Fani-Kayode is handsome. Which woman can resist him?
i agree. he is really aging well.

he is also very intelligent (ignoring the bianca controversy and when he is not spreading PDP's lies and propaganda ) and he speaks well too.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Femi Fani-kayode & His Hot Girlfriend + Got Her A New Range Rover by ijebubabe(f):
Pataki:
So upon all the yabbing FFK aka cocaine addict gave to the Igbo people, yet another Igbo girl is opening her legs yakata for this foolish man to throwey hin seed inside am.

Igbo kwenu oh!
i agree.

a yoruba lady will never do such and even if she did, her parents will not associate themselves with such relationship how much more posing in a picture publicly with him.
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Rule 2 Update: My View. by ijebubabe(f): 3:43pm On Apr 13, 2015
MalcoImX:
Now that the Igbo is at the receiving end they've come to their aid. That's how they saved baby(yosi)mama and biafrangirl when they tried to ridicule Buhari and his wife. Anybody who starts any wahala should be ready to suffer the consequences of the troubles he created.
Exactly. The instigators of inciting threads are never punished or banned but when you have other posters putting them in their place, that's when you see the mods in action.

Bunch of hypocrites. I won't name names but that 'new' female moderator is very fond of this.
PoliticsRe: TVC News Or Channelstv, Which Covered The Elections Better? by ijebubabe(f):
OrlandoOwoh:
I give it to TVC. Channels did well, but I feel Chamberlain Usoh should stop using Oyibo accent. He is not good at it.
Chamberlain has always spoken with the same accent and diction - right from his days at the now defunct DBN TV, Eko Court Complex, VI.

Heck, he used to stalk me back then and his voice hasn't changed one bit grin
PoliticsRe: TVC News Or Channelstv, Which Covered The Elections Better? by ijebubabe(f): 7:58am On Apr 13, 2015
CFCfan:
@ijebubabe: Addressing an elected official as "your excellency" is a medieval practice that needs to end in Nigeria. For goodness sake, a governor is not a King or queen.
"Mr. President" or "Mr governor" should suffice.
Agreed but even with that, they do not use "Mr Governor" that often.

What about when they take calls from Emirs? I remember one of the Emirs from the northern state phoned in and I wasn't impressed with how he was addressed.
PoliticsRe: TVC News Or Channelstv, Which Covered The Elections Better? by ijebubabe(f):
praxisnetworks:
TVC News gave a sterling performance....

Seun Okinbaloye needs to be laid off from politics today...he is simply tactless
The whole Channelstv crew tend to talk too much about nothing!

TVC News was always sharp and concise no beating about...no loong stories like Channelstv....In fact it seemed that the station had no affiliation with any political gladiator... an epitome of balanced reporting!....

Channelstv needs to grow up from showing viewers in Pakistan, Yemen and Afghanistan any nitwit can stream the station online...its not an achievement!
You've raised my exact sentiments about channels TV.

They talk way too much.

Asking vieweres to send pictures of their flat TVs is also very tacky, silly and childish as you will see all sorts including children and babies posing infront of their TV.

I also find the presenters at Channels TV rather rude. If they had their way, they won't address an Emir by "your royal highness" or a governor by "your excellency". Even their tone sometimes will speaking to guests that have phoned in is rather harsh and rude
PoliticsRe: Confirmed. Jonathan has Destroyed The "Biggest Party In Africa". by ijebubabe(f): 11:56pm On Apr 12, 2015
LRNZH:
Blaming GEJ for PDP's near-demise is giving the retardeen too much credit.

OBJ's 'Third Term' ambition started the destruction of PDP. Corrupt senators/governors who supported it became party leaders and held sway while progressive minded fellows opposed OBJ from within PDP.

Baba lost and in his typical vindictive way, sidelined the great leadership materials in PDP to pick stooges through which he (OBJ) will hopefully continue ruling by proxy. Enter Yaradua and GEJ.

Yar'adua's govt was largely hijacked by Ibori (hence the illogical witch hunts of figures like Ribadu). GEJ is clueless. Period. No need to expatiate. That man cannot just see beyond his eye lashes.

OBJ's god complex killed PDP. Today, Baba Iyabo pretends as if he is a progressive. The 2015 elections should be summarised as Nigeria's effort to correct OBJ's ill informed decisions after 8 years.
Very true.

Obasanjo's pretence is really amusing. He is solely responsible for plunging nigeria into Jonathan's 6years of misrule and I wish he could be dealt with.

It's annoying to see how he's been treated like someone relevant politically, an elder statesman or a progressive.
PoliticsRe: Confirmed. Jonathan has Destroyed The "Biggest Party In Africa". by ijebubabe(f): 11:49pm On Apr 12, 2015
zimoni:
The former chairman from adamawa state(I've forgotten his useless name) actually destroyed PDP. Too bad Jonah was watching while PDP governors were decamping, they told nothing dey happen but now something dey happen.

Too badt.

Defectors are allowed to leave, we shall rebuild the party and bounce back in 2019.

PDP, Power.
Are you referring to Bamaga Tukur ?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Fashola, Ambode Record Landslide Victory At Polling Units - Vanguard by ijebubabe(f): 7:59pm On Apr 12, 2015
babasanti:
We know IBB newspaper vanguard is working for Apc to post fake results like in the presidential elections . We allowed it for thr unity and peace of nigeria but let me assure all PDP faithfuls. We have won in lagos, imo, rivers. Any attempt by apc to rig this time we will STOP them, I repeat we WILL STOP them. Get your drinks and your sound system let's celebrate Pdp victories.
Mumu. They've won in lagos and imo states. Why haven't you stopped them? Empty threats that's all you PDP people know
PoliticsRe: Confirmed. Jonathan has Destroyed The "Biggest Party In Africa". by ijebubabe(f): 6:46pm On Apr 12, 2015
Gbawe, I think the blame lies soley with Obasanjo.

He should not have handpicked Yar'adua knowing fully well he had health challenges neither should he have handpicked Jonathan who mere looking at him is obviously clueless not forgetting his illiterate wife.

Obasanjo had the opportunity to choose from several fit, healthy, intelligent and credible people to succeed him but he chose the worst. Assuming he had chosen Atiku for example (I'm glad he didn't though), PDP won't be in this mess today. Donald Duke was also an option.

After wrecking PDP thanks to his choice of candidates, he has now abandoned them.

I hope APC stops fratenising with Obasanjo. That old fox cannot be trusted.
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Politics Section Hall Of Shame 2012 - Grand Finale by ijebubabe(f): 11:54pm On Dec 23, 2012
Chinuaa achebe kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Today? by ijebubabe(f): 10:28pm On Jan 28, 2010
Thank you Lord.  kiss kiss kiss
Thank you for ******** and me. Thank you Lord for reconciling us back. I thought it was all over but apparently, You were trying to test me. I prayed and trusted in you. Thank you for answering my prayers. Thank you for allowing our families put aside the differences in our tribes and supporting our relatiosnhip. We are getting married in March. Thank you Lord. You have been faithful .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am Bored And Lonely by ijebubabe(op): 11:46pm On Jan 21, 2010
hazh:
Na so we what to dey dey?Dis na new Year.

Stay cool.
huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am Bored And Lonely by ijebubabe(op): 7:52pm On Dec 28, 2009
cry cry sad
RomanceRe: The Couple Who Wash The Dishes Together Will Stay Together, Research Reveals Re by ijebubabe(f):
i now see why the relationship with my ex. ended.  grin  grin

wash dishes together ? after eating, na me go clear his plates and wash the dishes. the things we do for love   tongue

all he kept asking was why i didnt have a dishwasher in my apartment  undecided
RomanceRe: Fastest Way to Get Over Heartbreak? by ijebubabe(f): 12:20pm On Dec 27, 2009
there is really no fast way. undecided
PoliticsBomb Suspect Changed Ticket Details - Ncaa by ijebubabe(op): 11:32am On Dec 27, 2009
More facts have emerged on the aborted terrorist attack on a Northwest Airline’s Airbus A330 airplane conveying 278 passengers from Amsterdam to Detroit in the United States of America by a Nigerian, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab.

Briefing aviation correspondents Saturday night, the Director General and Chief Executive of the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority, Dr Harold Demuren explained that 23-year old Abdulmutallab purchased an electronic ticket from the KLM Airport office in Accra on December 16, 2009 and was paid for in cash at the cost of $2,831.

The original routing was Lagos-Amsterdam-Detroit-Amsterdam-Accra, but was later changed to Lagos-Amsterdam-Detroit-Amsterdam-Lagos on the same day as confirmed by KLM Lagos office. The return journey was booked for January 8, 2010 out Detroit to arrive Lagos on January 9, 2010.

The NCAA boss further revealed that no contact address or telephone numbers was given by the purchaser of the ticket by the time of purchase.
Demuren went ahead to explain that Abdulmutallab personally checked-in at 20:35 local time, stressing that the same fact was corroborated by the Closed Circuit Television footage.

“The passenger did not check-in any baggage but was spotted with a shoulder bag and went through normal screening. His passport was scanned, his USA Visa was also scanned and the Advanced Passenger Information System (APIS) returned with no objection. He was allotted seat no 20B on the Lagos-Amsterdam leg and seat no 19A on the Amsterdam-Detroit leg.”
Demuren said Abdulmutallab possessed a Machine Readable Passport (MRP) which is the old type of passport that and was issued on September 15, 2005 and was to expire September 14, 2010. His passport no is A3921640[b] and has a USA multiple entry visa issued in London on the 16th of June 2008 to expire 12th June 2010.[/b]

“The passenger presented himself for immigrations clearance with same passport (MRP) and it was scanned into the passenger registration system confirming that he went through normal standard security screening procedure”, he stated.
Demuren further pointed out that the passenger also went through aviation security comprising the walk-through metal detector and baggage x-ray screening machine.

He eventually boarded after secondary screening by KLM officials and at the time of departure, he was confirmed on board with serial number 2 on the manifest.
The NCAA Chief also assured that the nation’s aviation officials are willing to cooperate with relevant bodies to unravel the circumstances surrounding the incident.
He said the investigation is ongoing, stressing that the issue deserves all efforts to addressing it.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2009/dec/27/national-27-12-2009-00-006.htm
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am Bored And Lonely by ijebubabe(op):
i am complaining of boredom and 'no where to go to', yet people from Nigeria and even Ghana are trying to chat me up  angry huh >
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am Bored And Lonely by ijebubabe(op): 1:01am On Dec 27, 2009
^^^^^
yes
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am Bored And Lonely by ijebubabe(op): 11:06pm On Dec 26, 2009
^^^^^^^^
lol grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Wat Song Reminds U Of Ur First Moments Of Fallin In Luv? by ijebubabe(f): 12:24pm On Dec 26, 2009
the first one year of my last relationship was really nice. cheesy
the song that best describes that period is luther vandross - 'so amazing'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDvJZQbinfg&feature=related


Love has truly been good to me
Not even one sad day
Or minute have I had since you've come my way
I hope you know I'd gladly go
Anywhere you'd take me

It's so amazing to be loved
I'd follow you to the moon in the sky above
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I'd go

Got to tell you how you thrill me
I'm happy as I can be
You have come and it's changed my whole world
Bye-bye sadness, hello mellow
What a wonderful day

It's so amazing to be loved
I'd follow you to the moon in the sky above
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I'd go

And it's so amazing, amazing
I could stay forever, forever
Here in love and never leave ya never
‘Cause we've got amazing love

Truly it's a amazing, amazing
Love brought us together, together
I will leave you never and never
I guess we've got amazing love

Ooh, so amazing and I've been waiting
For a love like you

It's so amazing to be loved
I'd follow you to the moon in the sky above
Oh, and it's so, it's so

It's so amazing to be loved
I'd follow you to the moon in the sky above
And you know, it's so

It's so amazing to be loved
I'd follow you to the moon in the sky above
Hey, hey, hey, yeah, it's so

It's so amazing to be loved
I'd follow you to the moon in the sky above
Hey, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, yeah, hey, it's so

It's so amazing to be loved
I'd follow you to the moon in the sky above
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am Bored And Lonely by ijebubabe(op): 12:02pm On Dec 26, 2009
iyapo_ny:
@ ijebubabe

you're very welcome. im glad my post cheered you up, this is after all the season to be jolly. wink

dont worry about going to the cinema alone, people do it all the time- the important thing is making sure you are enjoying yourself. what are you planning to go see? whatever it is, i hope you have a wonderful time. smiley
okay, i will. thank you. thinking of going to watch sherlock holmes. i have never gone to the cinema alone. undecided
te mi ti ba mi grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am Bored And Lonely by ijebubabe(op): 11:46am On Dec 26, 2009
na2day?:
presenting my humble and loyal service to u my lady, when shall we begin? kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss [size=2pt]shey u know say na your fault u no get bf? how u go comot from ijebu land dey expect persin to be your bf? [/size] lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
lol. u no well for the last line of your post. grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am Bored And Lonely by ijebubabe(op): 1:41am On Dec 26, 2009
Kenny_G:
lol
how u dey?[size=5pt] r u on msnger?[/size]
sorry. just realized that what i quoted from you was actually meant for ancel and not me undecided

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