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Religion / Re: What It Takes To Be A Man Of God by ijele(m): 4:32pm On Oct 10, 2006
Hello all yo ma hommies,Am back from the dungeon, so what's been happening since I left da house?
Romance / Re: Do Long Distance Relationships Work? by ijele(m): 4:27pm On Oct 10, 2006
Hello all yo ma hommies,Am back from the dungeon, so what's been happening since I left da house?
Religion / Re: Did God Create Hell? by ijele(m): 4:06pm On Oct 10, 2006
Hello all yo ma hommies,Am back from the dungeon, so what's been happening since I left da house?
Forum Games / Re: What Are You Thinking Right Now? by ijele(m): 7:06pm On May 05, 2006
I thinking of what to eat this Night
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 12:07pm On May 03, 2006
I confess This is where the journey Ends in Confessions
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 8:33pm On May 02, 2006
I confess that ladies should speak out at this thread;

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-11796.0.html
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 8:31pm On May 02, 2006
I confess this rules re meant for the ladies during the world cup
I confess I copied it out;


Important Rules For All Women During The World Cup!

Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general)

These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year,  [/b]

List Of Rules.

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored.
DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting
me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor, it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry,
they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know
more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if
the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to
"spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but
you have already seen this, why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12.  Please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because
after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

13. And finally,do not ask me if I consider football more important than you. In a contest between you and football, FOOTBALL ALWAYS WINS !!!

Thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,
Men of the World
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 8:26pm On May 02, 2006
I confess @ Roda,you make this thead romantic
I confess I just resumed my gym training and
I confess I feel so good today
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 8:15pm On May 02, 2006
I confess mo'men and hommies,
I confess am now lured into this thread
Sports / Re: World Cup: Important Rules For Women! by ijele(m): 8:12pm On May 02, 2006
what a wonderful thread and rules,I have to give this rules to my new girlfriend
She has to accept it or,
Sports / Re: World Cup: Important Rules For Women! by ijele(m): 8:12pm On May 02, 2006
what a wonderful thread and rules,I have to give this rules to my new girlfriend
She has to accept it or,
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 8:04pm On May 02, 2006
Hey! I confess to all this Lagosians to stop scaring or disturbing Roda
I confess she is not meant for you guys
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 7:58pm On May 02, 2006
Sorry ooooo for blinding your eyes
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 7:55pm On May 02, 2006
Una well done ooooh
When will this confession stop?
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 9:03pm On May 01, 2006
I confess to H.U.S.H, It's all good in my side
I confess am planing to come HOME soon


I confess to Roda; am chizzling and fizzling
It's pretty cold today in Bristol
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 8:31pm On May 01, 2006
Una still dey confess eeh?
Una well done oooooh
Music/Radio / Re: Name Five Love Songs That Have Really Touched Your Heart by ijele(m): 9:25pm On Apr 29, 2006
Turn back the hands of time, R kelly

When am back on feet again, Micheal Bolton

Everyday, Phil collins

When you love someone, Bryan Adams

I believe in Love, Don Williams
Family / Re: Can A Husband Forgive Wife Caught In Adultery? by ijele(m): 9:18pm On Apr 29, 2006
I[b] understood your point but I still stand by my words that if you truly love her,you will get along with her,
as long as she showed remorse and willingly to give up her bad deed.
And for that fact you showed real maturity when she was caught may earn you a life time respect which you deserved!
Marriage shouldn't scare you,It's an institution for matured mind. you have to be sure you can handle your emotions
before swearing the oath.
[/b]
Music/Radio / Re: Name Five Love Songs That Have Really Touched Your Heart by ijele(m): 9:05pm On Apr 28, 2006
Kedu Africa - Osadebe
Hit'em up - Tupac
drop it like it hot - Snoop doggy
mo money, mo problem - Notorious B.I.G
Am in Luv with a Stripper - T Pain



All this songs touched my heart
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 8:48pm On Apr 28, 2006
Chai! This confession still dey go on?
Wetin una still dey confess? OH!
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 5:02pm On Apr 28, 2006
Oops, I confess that pic reminds me,
of Face,  fear, face
I Confess he reminds me of CALIBUS in Clash of the Titans
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 4:59pm On Apr 28, 2006
Okay, I confess something good will happen to
Everybody present in this thread,
In Jesus name, ?
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 4:53pm On Apr 28, 2006
Una say make I confess and I come confess wetin
dey my mind, now person say I don KOLO
Which kain thread be this?
make una warn una self!
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 4:43pm On Apr 28, 2006
Wetin Una want make I confess?
I Confuse, sorry, I convinced, Gosh!
I confess am in luv with stripper!
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 4:32pm On Apr 28, 2006
Una don start again with this kin confession!
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 8:42pm On Apr 27, 2006
I confess this thread is now more bored
Am out of here!
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 8:25pm On Apr 27, 2006
I confess Nobody here knows why am answering Ijele

I confess the name Ijele cracks me up
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 8:22pm On Apr 27, 2006
I confess am cracking up   in here
I confess this a thread for idle minds
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 8:15pm On Apr 27, 2006
I confess I have nothin to confess
ok sorry I confess am listening one of my favourite Song '' One Wish'' By Ray J
and I confess if I have One Wish I Will propose to ''Tyra Banks''

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