[quote author=LegalBaby post=56666406][/quote]funny

[quote author=LegalBaby post=56666406][/quote]so funny

DLondonboiy:


Make sure you attend a good church from now on....and get to God to9t.

OK thanks prophet

DLondonboiy:


Has God offended you in anyway?
Why are you not taking him very serious?

He wants to make you a shiny light...But you are delaying his hands.

so through sir, how can I go about this.

DLondonboiy:


You shall laugh in the month of June...I see an open door. The blessing is huge.

what of me prophet

DLondonboiy:


Offering nko?

London boy tell me something pls

oluwanoni:
@op i have toyota corolla 1999, i just changed the engine to tokunbo, works fantastic, 650k last , full option, neat, firstbody, cd player, blue color, just renewed the papers this month, ac chilling...

let me pay 530k for this car chat me up on WhatsApp 08060435205, I want to use it personally.

blissbay:



Thanks but not good

cash ready, I wish u happy sales

Am ready to pay 550k.

When u need a sonographer pls let me knw.

I can manage your car for you on uber platform.

This is serious, the person I gave money to supply mine also supply some bad woods but my carpenter raises alarm and she changed it, despite lieng to get money from me that she will supply the best, till today have not paid him the 10000 naira she claim I will add for changing the bad wood.

My point is this, if you are undergoing a building project always make sure you are involve in everything or else you will get the bad sidenof the bargain. I bought my roofing sheet myself, and I bought the imported doors myself, house issue if not handled by a contractor with experience(as in build and pack in contractor) will give one hypertension.

My point is, don't buy building material in proxy if it is your personal house,

A letter to my Friend
Dear Friend,
How are you? and How have you been? I am writing to intimate you about your dreams you never put into actions. I know you are enjoying your current state of employment. You are working with a big company, you have gotten a big car, expensive dress with a Rolex but I recently heard you took a loan of millions of naira to buy these. You have been living above your means and you have been caged living somebody else's life. My friend you need to wake up.
Also, I could recall you told me two (2) years ago that you will go into iron business but up till this moment you never gave it a try. A year ago, you told me you want to go into agribusiness but you have been analyzing up till this time (Analysis Paralysis). 5 months ago, you said your calling is to write books but you are yet to published in any blog, even not on your Facebook wall. My friend, just imagine you are very old, you can no longer move your limbs and your arms are weak. Lying in the bed, you began to think about what you didn't do, you started regretting about the books you never wrote, about the ideas you never executed, the words you never spoke, living your life full of regrets and all you saw was that you actually never lived. This reminds me of the last time we spoke, you told me, your parents and colleagues at work want you to do this and don't want you to do that. My friend, are you accountable to yourself or others? you run your show and you own your vision. People will laugh at you, people will tell you, what is that idiot doing? Some will tell you, your idea is stupid and it won't take you far. Don't stop, don't relent, keep doing what you are doing and surprise them later. Persistence is what distinguish winners from losers.
My loving friend, I urge you to start taking action and take control over your future. Some men have lived and faded away but great people never faded. They are always remembered for their good works. You don't have to be successful to get started, you have to get started to be successful. This is just the bitter truth my friend, I love you that's why I am telling you these.
I can't say more than this. God bless your dream.
Yours sincerely
Ijesa boy

More. Answers pls

More answers pls

*MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER*
*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*
*INSTRUCTIONS:* *ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.*
*ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS*

*1.* You have dated a girl for *two* years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Boys* You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*

*4.* You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N50,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *GCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N90,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For girls* You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife N1,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N5,000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

8.* You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)

_*BEST OF LUCK!*_

*SECTION B: Theory.*
In one word give 5 reason why is difficult for Ladies to propose.

Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not much to go round.

*GOOD LUCK.*

gtbank just debit me for 182days at 17%. Cheers

amjustme2:


Please let me ask. If someone buy Treasury Bill for 364 days let's say at 18.6% and market rate fluctuates maybe lower after a reasonable time but before maturity of the tenor, does it have any effect on existing investment?

not at all

Alikote:
called my account officer @gtb and she says i cant bid for 50 m below i taught is when u specify your own rate that when u cant bid less than 50 m but if your go by bank rate u can bid need clarification b4 i change bank

I think you need to use the bank rate(secondary market) it is below 50m, I place a bid today that's what they told me.

easyflow:
I was given 16.2% for 108 days. I don't know wether to accept or reject it

are you sure you know what you are saying? Tbills is of 91, 182, 365 days, I place a bid of 182days today at gtb, am waiting to be debited. Cheers.

toyetade:
The mentality of I want to build my own house, I want to own my business etc is putting so many young people under unnecessary pressure and doesn't make them to enjoy life. Some have even lost of their life by building in a far remote places or spending longer time on the road to and from work. This is part of what is breeding corruption today. This things will naturally come and when the time is ripe we can build a great mansion in a good location.

wrong advice!

This is my hometown, which side in ilesa

OlanUp:


Can you please share the breakdown and importantly how much did your bricklayer charge you from foundation to lintel please?

i paid him 60k for foundation,140k foundation to lintel(roofing level). aduraoluwagbemi 08139193646,tell him from olajide that he handle his building at ibadan.

Perpetual459:

hello,pls can I ve ur brick layer no

aduraoluwagbemi 08139193646

Perpetual459:

hello,pls can I ve ur brick layer no

he is a cheap and simple guy, so far u are sincere too, i only got to my site twice, durinng roofing and foundation. PM me i will send the no to u

Perpetual459:

waoh,600k?pls can u give the breakdown, cos my bricklayer is charging 250k for workmanship of 3 bedroom from foundation to lintel

it depend on the location, mine is at ologuneru in ibadan, where is your location?

Stop all this your 2.2 buhahaha so many people graduated with 2.2 and they are successful. When we went for masters exam at UI a lady that graduated with strong 2.1 failed honourably and was not admitted while a guy that graduated with least 2.2 was admitted and became overall best, he is now a lecturer at one of the top uni.

I attend winners but a friend of celestial church. More anointing to the olusho's.