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[left][/left][sub][/sub]INTERNAL HOME MEMO

FROM: FATHER

TO: ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES

CC: MOTHER

DATE: September 05, 2016

SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION

Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations
Have been revised as below and under no* *circumstance is any violation going
*to be accepted*.

1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared Restricted Zones. Entry
and/or passage shall require express permission from *myself upon submission of written request*.

2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be *discussed*!

3. Such food items as *rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk* are
Restricted. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to
*me in triplicate*, with three days notice, giving justification backed by a *qualified dietician* report as supportive documentation.

4. Bathing in the morning is limited to *5 litres* of water per
person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are *medical reasons*.

5. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. *All dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster* I shall make
available shortly.

6. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to
offer food, drinks or even music. *Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them.*

7. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council or Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an instantaneous penalty of ejection from the House.

8. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in The
House, shall immediately have to seek *temporary employment*
somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s).

9. All *visitors* intending to spend a *night/week or more* shall apply in triplicate and give *two months notice*, with an endorsement from
their *village Head or Church Priest*, giving convincing reasons why they can't stay at their *homes*. Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival.

THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!

Signed:

DAD
Chairman of Home Affairs

ukyeyibio:
Source:
http://sec.gov.ng/the-attention-of-the-securities-and-exchange-commission-nigeria-sec-has-been-drawn-to-the-activities-of-an-online-investment-scheme-tagged-mmm-federal-republic-of-nigeria/

cc:Lalasticlala, OMA4J, Mynd44

don't u think it willl be far better if you paddle your own canoe? We are all aware of the fraud and let the pool of fraud carry us away, mmm money saved my uncles wife life when they need money for CS. If they go with my money am ok with them compare with the loot and share system we have in nigeria sectors.

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IghoCentric:
Personally I have made over 500k in profit from mmm and I never put more than 200k at a time... I wait for that to run its circle then another 200k. I just dey shoot my letter of happiness video so..... The thing is simple. We all have diff levels of risk taking... As for me I prefer mmm to forever and all those mlm... Shey na my money?... Allow me use am as I like.... I'm just a risk taker and I enjoy the adrenaline... Well and the money ofcourse... Lol.... I ve wasted money on forex, importation.... The list goes on... My guys if mmm close today I nor shake... I ve made more from it than from my other experiments...

boss please how can I shoot the letter of happiness video

kITATITA:
It doesn't seem to me like you are ready for marriage if you'll run to your mother to ask pastor who you should marry. People like you go abroad and marry one yeye oyinbo woman without asking pastor if her mother is a witch. Do you see how you and your family, pastor inclusive, are wrecking the poor girl's home. You've already sown a seed of discord between her and her mother. You know what I do when all these fake sorcerers tell me their fake 'God said' story? I tell them to ask God to tell me by Himself; after all I'm His child.

please I never asked my mum to pray, it was the during a prayer session in a church that the fake prophet spill all the rubbish. They have ruined so many homes, my dad has warn my mum not to bring such issue into the family again.

Funjosh:
Tell her to stop creating enemity between she and her mum it is for her own good. The witch that didnt kill her from childhood that even allow her to sleep and have baby with you. Please talk sense to her

yea thanks I told her to call her mum and apologise in which she did yesterday and the woman prayed for her, my dad has put an end to all saying of the prophet of doom. All is now back to normal. Thanks

cococandy:
Oh the girl is even a stupid girl.

Y'all deserve each other.

pls learn how to talk without insult, I think in that manner you will not display your complex negative side. Thanks

Topshow2010:
Its so comical and at d same tym absurd reading advice like dis from a nigerian wit an african root.Anyway I won't advice d op cuz u av ur life to live wit ur family but be remindful of d fact dt wen d chips re down ;its u and ur family inclusive of ur mum dt wud bear it wit u and nt anyone on dis forum.
My ppl will say dt its very easy to marry or manage a wild wife but its distasteful to av wild in- laws.Saleh!

my bro u said nothing but the truth, I love her and she is in love with me too, she is scared ryt now, but how do I cope with a bad inlaw is it possible to ban them from visiting us? because that's what she is assuring me, since the pregnancy issue happened they never owe her even a pant. Am scared I need help.

eddyjibs:
fathers never indulge in such rubbish. its always mothers. u are required to locate ur wife not thru pastors help. d pastor obviously wants u to marry his daughter

thanks boss I think some personal decisions must always overide family ish.

peaceuntous:
Bros, my advice to u is to contact a quallified counsellor. Send an email to counselling@deeplookers.com. One of thieir quallified and experienced counsellors will reply you. Its good to hear from professionals

thanks sir

Noloss:
Well, cutting off d'head is neva a solution to headache. What if u both ve been married before discovering it, would u ve divorce her? Where u can ve problem is if she did not ve d'same mind with u to fight spiritually. Moreso, remember that u bear d'consequences of ur actions or inactions. Ur mum love u n' wish u well but that does not mean she shd decide for u because she is not going to bear d' consequence of d'action u take.

thanks, she called her mum yesterday and told her she should stop using witchcraft on her which I think is wrong, but the mother replied her if I don't marry her another man will marry her.

eddyjibs:
Thunder fire dat pastor . Do not mind dem. No man knows tomorrow. Marry d gal. And damn d consequences. Even so called pastors get into bad marriages even after Gid revealz thier wife. Eg okotie, oyakilome

thanks I appreciate.

Chubhie:
This is the time to stand and fight for your woman. Why would you be so wicked to leave her exposed and venerable for the so called witch to finish her off?

You love her,have plans for her and she gave you a lovely daughter.

You have no complains about her which shows she's for keeps. Prophesies are not caste on concrete but subject to your freewill.

Use this veto of your will and secure the beautiful thing you have going for you. You just dey shake cos of ordinary witch?

Build your spirit man and become the ultimate spiritual wizard. Only if you understand the true powers in you.

thanks I appreciate, I just spoke wt her now we both agreed to let family out of our issue and build up a sound spiritual life. She told me she love me and love her daughter, that she is ready to fight on spiritually.

sexymoma:
my questions: does your mum know you're the one sponsoring her edu?...
why didn't she find out when you guys started dating?
why not find out yourself, don't get your mum involve this time abi u nor sabi pastor house?

yes she is aware that I sponsor her edu, the second pastor I called confirmed her mum status, that she will later start throwing arrows, but my concern is I hate polygamy, my mum said my daughter will stay with her(my mum), am just realy sad, everybody here in the office are just asking me what's wrong. This life is unfair to me.

Mum just called me now that her church pastor told her my baby mama isn't my wife, because her mum is a witch that I should let her go, and that I will not marry her so far she is alive, my question is what of if my daughter ask me about her mum? What will I tell her? Note: am responsible for her school fees and expenses she is in her finals now, am planning to put enrol her in a fashion school after her project defence. I think life is unfair to me.

Make I just roof and suspend all till further notice. Dangote no be God.

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mankan2k7:
continue viewing

sorry the roofing and the wood work was done within how many days?

diva90:
No such thing as 'perfect age' but the recommended age for females is 25+ , for males 30+

If both parties are financially and emotionally mature to face the challenges of marriage, then that's all that matters

recommended age 30+ hmmmm dts not factual.

Where in oyo state?

Pls send it to renaldsamod2003@yahoo.com

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@op becareful a man collected my 170k for civil defence job, he first told me I should deposit 100k that after 3 weeks I will get my app letter, after the 3wks he called again that there is much competition that they said the money is small I ran to a microfinance bank to get a loan of 70k, he is an officer in civildefence, later I noticed it a scam, my dad Is handling his case now as a retired DCP. There Is no way they will not tell you to bring your money since they know you are desperate. I have told the baga that even in his grave I will collect my money

You are ryt bro, we are now at roofing stage, thinking maybe 400k will do d roofing with normal zinc.whats ur view.

Mission tested and ok, name checked and well compiled no disappointment, over. NCAN ijesha branch.

nursevee99:
@ijeshaboy thanks for your quick response i really appropriate God bless U

no problem boss, then don't behave like a rich person to your site workers let them know all na hustle and every money spent is meaningful.

That's serious you need strict monitoring, they don't want to know maybe you suffer to get the cash or u wait till u come down but this inflation of a thing na wahala.

Since you are not on ground get the quotation with details of the type of wood and iron needed for the casting for both welder and carpenter then let your mum get it all for you, but pls make sure you give the engineer sometn so that all of you will smile together. Never give them money to buy site material because you will be the one to stay in the house to avoid building collapse or shortage of materials. Mine end up selling my cement but he was caught.