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Religion / Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by ijewejones: 5:59pm On Dec 08, 2019
kingxsamz:


How is that a testimony?
That guy's life will never remain the same till he dies, that's if he survives those burns.

You can't pronounce him dead when he's alive & breathing.

I believe his life won't be same but thanks to God that he can testify to how he survived..

You see (how) it is a testimony
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Meets Cardi B In Lagos by ijewejones: 5:55pm On Dec 08, 2019
fairfora:
and both are mothers..lol


You just added it grin grin

Thanks bro..wasn't sure if Cardi B was,hence i didn't include it..

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Politics / Re: Presidency Justifies Sowore's Rearrest, Says He's Person Of Interest To DSS by ijewejones: 5:53pm On Dec 08, 2019
meccuno:
grin

You na baddest

Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Meets Cardi B In Lagos by ijewejones: 5:14pm On Dec 08, 2019
Ashley86400:

Geez, go and learn your Latin countries o.
She's from the Dominican Republic. Grew up in the Bronx, New York.

Mexico, Dominican Republic, Brazil, Peru, Venezuela, Chile, Guatemala, Ecuador, Cuba, Bolivia, Haiti, Honduras, Paraguay, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Puerto Rico, Uruguay, Guadeloupe, Martinique, French Guiana, Saint Martin and Saint Barthelemy. . . these are Latin american countries.

Bro relax,you made it clear she's latin & as if Mexicans don't speak Latino..why the bolded?.

Why acting like Mexico isn't part of Latino?? Because you know all the countries that speaks Latino,you come dey form??

Abeg,carry world map plus the world cup i'll give you because you called all the latino countries..go that side!

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Politics / Re: Presidency Justifies Sowore's Rearrest, Says He's Person Of Interest To DSS by ijewejones: 4:55pm On Dec 08, 2019
Lauretta Onochie
Lauretta Onochie
Lauretta Onochie

Funny versions to one act recorded on tape

This APC government has every corner of Nigeria filled up with propaganda & lies..with the likes of dead meat griller spamming nairaland with rotten hailing..

Nigerians are

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Celebrities / Re: Celebrities That Bought Mercedes Benz In 2019 (Photos) by ijewejones: 4:07pm On Dec 08, 2019
Whoever complied that list should please add me.

Congrats to those that bought there's..our money remain small make e complete grin


I bought mine sha,I'm a celebrity too on nairaland & I'm putting effort to buy more.

Yes I'm PUT IN more effort..

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Meets Cardi B In Lagos by ijewejones: 4:06pm On Dec 08, 2019
Ashley86400:

Cardi b is not black. She is and identifies as Latina.

Okay...meaning she's Mexican
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Meets Cardi B In Lagos by ijewejones: 3:26pm On Dec 08, 2019
Juliet Ibrahim & Cardi B..


Both are fair in complexion(though blacks)
Both are known in the countries they rep
Both doing fine in their field of work
Both in one picture
Both are thick in nature
Both have letter "B" in their names
Some people're eager to get both bleeped grin



Fine "shodies"..cheers

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Religion / Re: Two Ladies Fighting After Church Service In Rivers State by ijewejones: 3:01pm On Dec 08, 2019
Tommygram:
Female members of Redemption Ministries located in Oyigbo Local Government Area of Rivers State, were recorded on camera fighting and quarrelling immediately after Church service today.

According to eye witnesses, the fight broked out after one of the female church members accused another of gossiping with her name and spreading false rumors about her.

Passersby had to step in before the fight turns bloody as one of the aggrieved ladies was seen threatening the other with a plank she picked up by the road side.


Click the link below to watch the video
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5z0PA1htot/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link



Their brains were left behind,hence the fight along the road.. grin

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Events / Re: Sandralia Hotel Hosts Abuja All White Pool Party Amidst Wide Anticipation by ijewejones: 2:32pm On Dec 08, 2019
But their hairs & body complexions isn't white grin


Some even came in with black colours too grin


Hope their drink is All WHITE like mine (dnt quote me on that)

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Politics / Re: The Black Nepa Sango Statue @ Marina Lagos Is Wearing A New Look! by ijewejones: 2:28pm On Dec 08, 2019
ikorodureporta:
They've changed the colour from black to Golden colour.....I hope say dem go change from darkness to light too cheesy


Change is constant..

Just that in Nigeria its implemented for the worst or just for eye service sake

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Politics / Re: Sowore: DSS Invasion Of Court #nextlevel Of Dictatorship, Impunity- Timi Frank by ijewejones: 2:24pm On Dec 08, 2019
Next level of dictatorship... grin

Nigeria security agencies are same..they always pay deaf ears.

APC slogan...Next level

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Celebrities / Re: Orezi Survives Car Accident On Third Mainalnd Bridge, Injured by ijewejones: 1:53pm On Dec 08, 2019
IDFWU:

Walahi you talk true cheesy
I’ve done a 140km/h on top that bridge with a Honda EOD V6. I didn’t know initially cos I was trying to catch up with a convoy with them big V8 engines nah God tell me make I look my dash board no be person tell me to slow down grin

Funny aspect is,it isn't only private drivers..commercial drivers too!

Anytym i board a bus,i pray they stay inbetween the road rather than near the bridge rail(though accident occurs anywhere but I no wan drown grin

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua’s Punch Cut Andy Ruiz In Left Eye In Rematch (Photos) by ijewejones: 1:48pm On Dec 08, 2019
jahsharon:


Please watch your mouth, your family will not witness death, you and every member of your family will live to your old age in good health and plenty money.

The above prayer is necessary because all those who wished Buhari death have been dying one after the other including Mazi Nnamdi Kanu's parents who died one after the other within three months while Buhari is still doing wonders in the other room. Whom God hath blessed, no miscreant can curse.

To the best of the school you attended & what you understood my comment to mean,does "defeat" imply death shocked

What's the reference,link of Mazi Kanu & family to my writeup Who cursed who Who wished who death ..in a nut shell what did you write & why quote me

Please always read well,understand well & quote people in context..not by nurturing malice by insinuating negative of people's comments

Politics / Re: Sale Mamman Inspects 49MW Power Plants In Calabar by ijewejones: 12:25pm On Dec 08, 2019
One of the famous nairaland adage says...



Pictures or I don't believe

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by ijewejones: 12:18pm On Dec 08, 2019
niaralandtopuser:
so you have to read through 3 page before replying a stupid comment. It is okay if you want to argue but I am done with you anyway

Did u use stupid

Since you don't wanna argue,why not comment without quoting stupid comments

Claiming to be smart when you actually a dunce

Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by ijewejones: 12:05pm On Dec 08, 2019
niaralandtopuser:
your post was actually among the first. You don't expect me to start reading from the bottom

You also made the mistake i made..so same same but yours is grave cos you also didn't like my post but you want to quote me as smart as you are..but take your time to read through to know if such person has been mentioned & reasons he/she gave..

Thanks
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by ijewejones: 11:54am On Dec 08, 2019
niaralandtopuser:
the brand is in the write-up and video


Did you read through all the quotes/mentions of me or you also quoted me as an attack to prove you're smart
Politics / Re: Sowore: NHRC Calls For Prosecution Of DSS Over Courtroom Invasion by ijewejones: 11:45am On Dec 08, 2019
grin


..probably to persecute Actors that held Sowore


Please is Lauretta Onochie present to read this

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by ijewejones: 11:39am On Dec 08, 2019
freemi:
na stout


Already know..ready,comment & merry
Celebrities / Re: Orezi Survives Car Accident On Third Mainalnd Bridge, Injured by ijewejones: 11:11am On Dec 08, 2019
3rd mainland bridge wey lagosians dey speed cars like say na fast & furious movie scene...


Thank God he survived with minor injury..


Quick recovery,money to foot his hospital bills


We keep thanking God for everything

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by ijewejones: 11:10am On Dec 08, 2019
pinkyruledworld:
in that case, pass me the palm wine beee grin


So far you get the reason of taking it bro,which is highness grin


Pick the call grin shocked

Religion / Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by ijewejones: 11:03am On Dec 08, 2019
OgaBuhari:
Jeeeeeeeeez! is that second pics for real?


Yes bro..you can read it up


https://www.nairaland.com/5566240/two-die-lagos-pipeline-explosion
Sports / Re: Atiku, Ben Bruce, DJ Cuppy Congratulate Anthony Joshua For Defeating Andy Ruiz by ijewejones: 10:52am On Dec 08, 2019
All Anthony Joshua does is
Win
Win
Win

No matter what, EVERYBODY stand up for the champ.

Congratulations champ..stay soaring like an Eagle

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua’s Punch Cut Andy Ruiz In Left Eye In Rematch (Photos) by ijewejones: 10:42am On Dec 08, 2019
Congratulations to Anthony Joshua many more & once more..

Thats how God will help Nigerians defeat Buhari/zombie supporters..online & offline!!!

Starting from commenter above me grin

Modified: before he/she comes to modify the comment,I'm already ahead grin

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by ijewejones: 10:42am On Dec 08, 2019
pinkyruledworld:
Legend is a stout and not a beer wink

I feel you bro,so far alcohol is involved,all na beer cool grin
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by ijewejones: 10:33am On Dec 08, 2019
cenaman:
You no read where lala write small stout?


How man go do..I see am after the write grin
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by ijewejones: 10:10am On Dec 08, 2019
Let her mention the brand...

Which one:
Star
Gulder
Stout
Legend

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Sports / Re: 1000 Viewers Storm Anthony Joshua’s Family House In Sagamu, Ogun State by ijewejones: 10:05am On Dec 08, 2019
SHEAU:
No be only America, Europe nko?

All join
Sports / Re: 1000 Viewers Storm Anthony Joshua’s Family House In Sagamu, Ogun State by ijewejones: 10:03am On Dec 08, 2019
LANDLORD72:

American and Nigeria or Britain and Nigeria.

Did it b4 your mention..thanks
Sports / Re: 1000 Viewers Storm Anthony Joshua’s Family House In Sagamu, Ogun State by ijewejones: 9:53am On Dec 08, 2019
Nigerians love affiliation like die..no wonder success has nuclear,extended & long distance family members grin grin grin

Assuming AJ didn't make it..let your imagination guide you on the online bashing & troll on AJ shocked


Thank Goodness..AJ made London & Nigeria proud...congrats AJ

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Religion / Re: Does The Success Of A Church Consist In The Abundance Of Possession It Has? by ijewejones: 9:17am On Dec 08, 2019
In Nigeria...YES


If not,mushroom churches would be different from what people think of them

Please you already know "mushroom"..don't quote me

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