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Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by ijewejones: 5:02pm On Dec 15, 2019
JGirl20:

Nothing really
Just be cautious when grooving tongue


grin grin..anoda reminder(advice fully absorbed)!!!

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Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by ijewejones: 4:53pm On Dec 15, 2019
JGirl20:

My pleasure

Any beta for the day..Sunday groove?
Celebrities / Re: Dija And Husband, Rotimi Welcome 3rd Child, Ayana Wura (photo) by ijewejones: 3:40pm On Dec 15, 2019
TheManOfTheYear:
As una dey born, make una make sure sey money dey to take care of the kids.

Na by to dey born. Anybody can do that


You ain't wrong but the end result of man & woman coming together must happen whether yes or not grin wink
Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by ijewejones: 3:35pm On Dec 15, 2019
JGirl20:

Accept my sympathy

Thanks..but you really funny grin grin
Religion / Re: Francis Meshioye: Ogboni Fraternity Was Created To Promote Christian Values by ijewejones: 3:34pm On Dec 15, 2019
Tuxpera:


Your Pastor does the job of sugarcoating better.


You might be on track but the truth superceeds all sugercoated teachings.. grin cheesy
Fashion / Re: Toni-Ann Singh Crowned Miss World 2019 (Photos) by ijewejones: 7:59am On Dec 15, 2019
Fine fine girls yakpa oooo..

The rumor that the winner will be bleeped to get the crown shocked lipsrsealed

Congrats to Jamaicans,they don enter map again but not on weed matters as previously known grin

Cheers to the winner & the runner ups..let the merryment begin...

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Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by ijewejones: 7:34am On Dec 15, 2019
JGirl20:
lol
You must have felt really bad

Sure nah

cry angry cry
Celebrities / Re: Dija And Husband, Rotimi Welcome 3rd Child, Ayana Wura (photo) by ijewejones: 8:22pm On Dec 14, 2019
It's really a thing of joy...Same way i received a call from a friend today that his wifey delivered a bouncing baby boy..

The celebration will be mad tomorrow & I dedicate my comment to the new born..It's all good & nice

More joy & celebration to Dija & family & to my friend(Engr. Mike) too grin

It's the Lord's doing & it's marvelous to us!!!

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Phones / Re: Photos From Tecno Children Christmas Party In Lagos by ijewejones: 5:26pm On Dec 14, 2019
Make them flex well ooo...na their time grin


I'm still thinking of a way to be born again so I won't be thinking of bills to settle especially this Christmas & new year wahala.. grin


If you have any idea to the bolded so far it will be in America,please dp me...that said


Thanks to Tecno for organizing ENJOYMENT & FUN FOR THE CHILDREN

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Crime / Re: Policeman At A Checkpoint In Ekiti Asks Driver To "Pay" Him Via Bank Transfer by ijewejones: 5:20pm On Dec 14, 2019
Policeman don promote himself ooo


Na so them go catch him,come expose him soon


grin grin His level don big pass the below grin grin

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Travel / Re: Bauchi-Ningi: 28 Family Members Traveling In A Bus Die In A Motor Accident by ijewejones: 5:16pm On Dec 14, 2019
RIP to the dead..


Condolences to the affected family & friends


God into thy hands we commit the living(Grace to live long life devoid of suddenness)

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Religion / Re: Francis Meshioye: Ogboni Fraternity Was Created To Promote Christian Values by ijewejones: 5:13pm On Dec 14, 2019
Sugar coated teachings & sayings..


Well, everyone has the right to choose..


As for me & my family..WE'LL SERVE JEHOVAH

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Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Attacked By Armed Gunmen, Her Car Riddled With Bullets by ijewejones: 5:10pm On Dec 14, 2019
This one is way too much ooo..these armed guys dey vex.

What were they thinking..that she is a politician or drives bullion van

This is serious shocked shocked shocked

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Encounter With My Ex-girlfriend - Company Owner Shares Story by ijewejones: 4:49pm On Dec 14, 2019
dominique:
Tales by moonlight..abi


You know I'm grateful for your help..thanks once more!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Encounter With My Ex-girlfriend - Company Owner Shares Story by ijewejones: 4:39pm On Dec 14, 2019
I will bluntly say the story is wack..


Only played on movies(telemondo,zeeworld,etc),not in real life


Thankio

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Celebrities / Re: Shade Ladipo: 'Burnaboy Is The Most Unprofessional Artiste' by ijewejones: 3:56pm On Dec 14, 2019
Really bad in all ramification..

Oluwa Burna really need to "check & balance" (which happens to be one of his tracks)

Nobody reign FOREVER in any industry.

Although Burna needs to react to the allegation leveled against him for people/fans to know what really went wrong,that said...

The below has more to say wink cool

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Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by ijewejones: 2:05pm On Dec 14, 2019
Mine was expensive..dnt know if to classify it as wierd..


On a Christmas season,I claimed my drink was laced with poison shocked when I went out with friends

Came back home,formed vomiting blood while asking my parents for money to go treat myself.

Trust my parents,they just concocted some native mixtures to trash my claim grin..no money came out,only advice

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Politics / Re: ISWAP Kills 4 Aid Workers Abducted In July (photos) by ijewejones: 1:03pm On Dec 14, 2019
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Slays In See-Through Outfit by ijewejones: 11:04pm On Dec 13, 2019
Angelfrost:


If they don't go unclothed, how else will you notice them??! When there's nothing meaningful to offer like intellect, skills, talents, and innovation, the body becomes the tool to blind all eyes to their emptiness.

You ain't far 4rm the truth..but na mad fatality you delivered ooo grin
Health / Re: Kourtney George Writes About Her Burns Survival by ijewejones: 9:45pm On Dec 13, 2019
priapus:
This is really calls for celebration shocked. God is indeed merciful.

You really hit the nail...

Calls for a big celebration

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Slays In See-Through Outfit by ijewejones: 9:24pm On Dec 13, 2019
Bewiseedet:
Dem nor reach shaa abi na bomb dem smoke. If u dey town hala me make we go drink beer 4 xmas village

Sure bro,we go jam.

Your numba no dey,check mine
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Slays In See-Through Outfit by ijewejones: 9:20pm On Dec 13, 2019
Bewiseedet:
If dem slap u, ah go jejely change direction. I go face North while u as they slapee face ur slapper ;DIf dem slap u, ah go jejely change direction. I go face North while u as they slapee face ur slapper


Bro bone dat talk...no shaking @ all
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Slays In See-Through Outfit by ijewejones: 9:13pm On Dec 13, 2019
Bewiseedet:
No lele. I dey ur back

Confirm you..you sabi body wella!

We go block for 11-11 or stadium soon grin
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Slays In See-Through Outfit by ijewejones: 9:08pm On Dec 13, 2019
Bewiseedet:
Adjust. You are on your own oo


grin grin..you dey with me oo
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Slays In See-Through Outfit by ijewejones: 8:53pm On Dec 13, 2019
Lamborghini mercy,nice sultry picshures..


Why are naija female celebrities displaying unclothedness..is there a competition??


Well I'm sent from Nairaland by nairalanders to help you adjust your frontiers.. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Son, Zion Balogun, Looking Cute In New Pictures by ijewejones: 8:36pm On Dec 13, 2019
Wizzy wizzle..


See him beta pikin..Fine pikin born with gold spoon wink cheesy wink


Enjoy bro,God has blessed you with wetin man dey find(money,fame,children,etc)


But why is that albino gal sending thunder to you with her eyes grin

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Politics / Re: Falana: Border Closure And Hate Speech Bill Are Illegal by ijewejones: 8:11pm On Dec 13, 2019
MoIbrahim:
FOI Bill is about freedom to have access to any public information e.g. financial report of a government agency.

It has nothing to do with the Fake News bill.



Thanks but in a situation where one is stating a fact with proofs & government says it isn't a fact(it's fake/hate speech)..isn't that a hindrance to FOI?
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Christmas Card 2019 Family Picture by ijewejones: 7:57pm On Dec 13, 2019
Lamanii22:



I swear... It's too boring here... Harmattan no gree come

Bros,come escort me make we go ask Bubu..

grin grin oya..

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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Christmas Card 2019 Family Picture by ijewejones: 7:22pm On Dec 13, 2019
Lovely family with swag.. cheesy wink

The Christmas wind isn't blowing the normal way in naija...WHY NAH

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Politics / Re: Ghana Becomes Nigeria’s Biggest Trade Partner After Border Closure by ijewejones: 7:07pm On Dec 13, 2019
greatermeme:
OK! I love that beautiful cartoon! Well-thought out.

Thanks man. Na naija we dey, following all that trend..hence shopping nice memes like your moniker implies grin wink
Politics / Re: Ghana Becomes Nigeria’s Biggest Trade Partner After Border Closure by ijewejones: 7:03pm On Dec 13, 2019
greatermeme:
Falled! Na wao!


Rushing tyns..thanks

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Politics / Re: Ghana Becomes Nigeria’s Biggest Trade Partner After Border Closure by ijewejones: 6:23pm On Dec 13, 2019
“I am sure that businesses in Nigeria that rely on supplies from these countries are also suffering. With the signing of the joint border task force agreement between Nigeria and her neighbours, I will like to take this opportunity to appeal to Nigeria to open up her border so that economic activities can resume,” Mahama said.



The much understood from the article @bolded implied that the border keys fell off the president's hand.. grin grin(sarcasm)

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