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CelebritiesRe: Timmy K Macnicol: I Dream About RMD Richard Mofe-Damijo by ijewejones: 10:42pm On Nov 30, 2019

HealthRe: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by ijewejones: 10:39pm On Nov 30, 2019
Thanks man..but nothing

TheSourcerer:
I like you but this picture is horrid

HealthRe: HIV/AIDS: Cross River State Still On Danger List by ijewejones: 10:30pm On Nov 30, 2019
Time registered: April 10, 2019


You see why you remain a dunce huh

Keep trying or better still,use another(all) moniker you created..as for me "I dey kamkpe" my moniker remains one & only,you can check through mine for further info..


I'll keep stampeding u on nairaland forum..Ode!!

Encapsulate:
guy u are boring, bring me your mother let me bleep jare

HealthRe: HIV/AIDS: Cross River State Still On Danger List by ijewejones: 10:20pm On Nov 30, 2019
Stale man


Accept I'm ahead of you in any game you wanna play on this forum...I pity the people that brought you forth to earth..I pity ur lineage sad


Don't act like it didn't pain you..e pain you wella

Encapsulate:
again u are boring bring me your mother let me bleep grin grin

HealthRe: HIV/AIDS: Cross River State Still On Danger List by ijewejones: 10:14pm On Nov 30, 2019
You're damnn right because you already did dat to your own mother before she died..


Hiding under a new moniker to come against me is the 1st symptom..I know you!


Riri..taard

Encapsulate:
i rather bleep your mother

HealthRe: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by ijewejones: 10:08pm On Nov 30, 2019
Fear of the unknown,finally demystified grin grin


Congratulations & apply caution while in the act of

HealthRe: HIV/AIDS: Cross River State Still On Danger List by ijewejones: 10:06pm On Nov 30, 2019
You remain a learner



Bleep you

Encapsulate:
I would have asked you to go f__uck yourself, but it's obvious already

HealthRe: HIV/AIDS: Cross River State Still On Danger List by ijewejones: 9:58pm On Nov 30, 2019
When you queued up to vote,why didn't you assign me to go after your "epileptic judicial system"...why now??

You have guts & its HIV you could create thread on... huh


Watch your words & your keypad



Encapsulate:
But why would one want to derail Nigeria in naiaraland when they can create another nairaland or even better?. Better stop acting like epileptic our judiciary system and go after the real criminal (politicians) if u have the guts.

PhonesRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Skip Android Updates On Your Device by ijewejones: 9:51pm On Nov 30, 2019
Why is mine always "hot" when charging & when not charging(when in use) huh

PoliticsRe: Dolapo And Yemi Osinbajo’s Wedding Picture (Throwback) by ijewejones: 9:46pm On Nov 30, 2019
When Vee pee was still in default.. cheesy wink


Still a thing of glory he attain the VP position presently


Congrats to him he is still waxing strong


...in a sobber way

HealthRe: HIV/AIDS: Cross River State Still On Danger List by ijewejones: 9:43pm On Nov 30, 2019
UnitedNigeriaUN:
My apologies for diverting from the topic.

Mr Seun, please endeavor to screen the accounts below. They have been working tirelessly to derail Nigerians:

MelesZenewi, sofiscatedmoron, gloriaunobi, Tranquillity360, AmazingELixir, emperorblog21, Ojukwubucket, itsme01, mumumugu, KanuSE, mimimile93, Fuckthamods, JayPeeOham, OoniOfIfe, smogup, Spatta, ritux, bitingcool, healthserve, taylor89, Minjim, DonFreshmoney, ijewejones, LegoxMetahuman, Bonapart, Colonelswitz101, Tekzyflex, adecz, bigtt76, NaMeAboki, Ayoefa, cRobo, sofiscatedmoron

I have proofs that the accounts above belongs to foreign Jihadists. Thank you.

HealthRe: HIV/AIDS: Cross River State Still On Danger List by ijewejones: 9:12pm On Nov 30, 2019
"WELCOME TO 21ST CENTURY-
Where sex is free & love is costly.
Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing your virginity.
Where modernization means nudity.
Where if you don't drink/smoke you're old fashioned.
Where boys flirt & passing bad comments to other girls.
Where you don`t cheat on your partner, because you are not sharp or smart.
Where bathrooms has become photo studios.
Where temples are turned into dating points.
Where worshipping God is difficult.
Where lies turned into realities.
[/b]Where ladies fear pregnancy than H.I.V.[b]
Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.
Where people fear thieves, robbers, terrorists than they fear God.
Where outlook & clothes decide the value of a person.
Where money is more important than family, friends.
Where children are ready to leave their families for their love.
Where guys are scared of marriage, but love to have sex.
Where love is a game. The one who play it with mind always get happiness & whoever plays with heart always get hurt.

GOD have Mercy..

CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Operators, Trainees Of Yahoo Academy In Akwa Ibom (photos) by ijewejones:
In burna boy's voice:
Nothing wey person never see
Omo nothing wey person never see
Forget,i say fashi


In Sunny Okosun's voice:
Which way Nigeria,which way to gohuh


Did i hear "operators & trainees.." huh

RomanceRe: Throwback Photo Of A Nairalander Who Is Wedding Today by ijewejones: 8:34pm On Nov 30, 2019
The wait worth it.. wink



Indeed true love never die..God bless



HML & congratulations

RomanceRe: 'I Hate It When A Lady Drinks Beer' - Man Says But Got These Reactions by ijewejones: 8:30pm On Nov 30, 2019
Keyword...code grin


seangy4konji:
ohh boy see mortuary standard?I can finish half carton of this [/b]mortuary standard[b] if its Goldberg.

CelebritiesRe: Timmy K Macnicol: I Dream About RMD Richard Mofe-Damijo by ijewejones: 8:02pm On Nov 30, 2019
You said.. shocked grin huh




ngwababe:
Who no go want RMD kwanu?

RomanceRe: 'I Hate It When A Lady Drinks Beer' - Man Says But Got These Reactions by ijewejones: 7:47pm On Nov 30, 2019
Let the guy cool down..


Traveled recently & couldn't resist few bottles of beer..after months of forming that i don't drink beer.


Chao...if it were you,would you resist this huh


grin grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Timmy K Macnicol: I Dream About RMD Richard Mofe-Damijo by ijewejones: 6:00pm On Nov 30, 2019
They don come again
They don come to scatter the place again
They don come to make some funky noise again
Throw your hands in the air
Have no fear..


No be only dream...dreamer angry


Aunty Timmy k,welcome to reality now

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Paul Muwanguzi Flogs Church Members For Not Attending Service by ijewejones:
[/b]In the video, the congregants were seen lying down while he passed around with a whip and as he flogs them, they would get to take up their seat.[b]


This exactly what makes people think the Church is all about business..


..."Controversial Pastor Paul Muwanguzi" huh


Chai

CrimeRe: CCTV Captures The Moment A Lady Stole From A Shop by ijewejones: 3:18pm On Nov 30, 2019
I plead you guys should stop..


The matter is long gone & your points made


Please.. undecided


Cc:
Foster212
Delishpot

CrimeRe: Mob Lynches LASTMA Officer In Lagos; Police Arrest Two Suspects by ijewejones: 2:59pm On Nov 30, 2019
You served your country & your state in particular


Quite unfortunate you died on duty


RIP

PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Demolishes Mosque On Waff Road In Kaduna by ijewejones:
"Like El Rufai,bring down the building"


Seems El Rufai's birth mark is bringing down buildings huh

Anything to keep the state in nice shape is welcomed but the APC members & muslim members won't say 'shi' about this..


Let's keep our eyes on this

EducationRe: Bad Things That Happen At Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA) Kaduna By Commandant by ijewejones:
NDA is an institution,so therefore the commandant hasn't said anything bad. He warned against parents' bad influencing attitude in the institution.

Commandant said what ought to be in such a school that trains alert minded candidates to wage wars for its country.


But why is the headline somehow confusing huh
Does the op want us to jump into wrong conclusions like this

PoliticsRe: Ekiti: 7 Chairmen, 42 Councilors Dump PDP For APC by ijewejones:
So far they will get paid,why would they bother to speak the truth..rather they'll affiliate as an excuse(them also full for nairaland).


Funny P O L I T R I C K S of jumping from pillar to pillar embarassed


We already know that the problem in Nigeria politics is the "inability" to say "which is which"

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Loses Employment Opportunity Over Semi-nude DP On Social Media by ijewejones:
Opinion: Employment isn't about the dress code but about what one has upstairs. If she was able to display the needed smartness for the job,why using her pictures on social media against her huh


Endorsement are drowning the fully covered ones(below)... lipsrsealed


No quote me saying "endorsement" is different 4rm "employment"

CrimeRe: 23 Nigerians Jailed In France For Sex Trafficking by ijewejones:
Any way to salvage Nigeria when its crime in foreign country... huh


Nigeria is more of a household name when its crime in every country across the globe... Its pathetic

PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Disagrees With Sultan, Insists On Social Media Regulation by ijewejones: 10:03pm On Nov 29, 2019
Media regulation after winning with the same tool..


Okay ooo..when cabals came knocking,MEDIA REGULATION wasn't called for.


Soja go,soja come..barrrack still remain

PoliticsRe: Court To El-Rufai: You Can’t Stop EFCC From Investigating You by ijewejones:
Oga El rufai,


Gone are the days you brought down illegal buildings..

Now is the time to bring back the money you took in any dubious ways


Be fast cos we are watching you shocked

PoliticsRe: Sokoto Government Grants Amnesty To 8,000 Ghost Workers by ijewejones: 6:45pm On Nov 29, 2019
Amnesty to ghost workers huh

Amnesty to keep collecting free money or amnesty to accept them as real workers huh


Sokoto state...seems what sokoto government is looking for in sokoto is now in shukoto..


What English is best to qualify some silly acts in this country shocked grin huh

SportsRe: Super Eagles Amazing Stats In 2019 by ijewejones: 12:00pm On Nov 29, 2019
2 losses isn't a bad way for a start...that said




Make them buckle up..sorry stock in their jerseys as to FLY naija as their name implies..


S U P E R E A G L E S!

CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Is Looking For Christmas Romance That Will Last For 2 Weeks Only by ijewejones:
End time "belle sweet", "spin" & end time Christmas bonanza grin


Hope her tunnel will also receive the "spin" during the 2weeks huh(she skipped there)


What's that her name again for proper check huh



grin grin grin

Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Shiloh 2019 Thread: Everything You Need To Know by ijewejones: 11:52am On Nov 29, 2019
Brother,I'm not [/b] pious[b] to prove what God does & what HE doesn't.

My encounter with God is subjective & same as you. You have your doubts about God & so do I.


But after all said or the proof brought forth to counter what God does & what not..

I STRONGLY BELIEVE IN THE TRANSCENDENT BEING CALLED GOD...whichever way HE works is left to HIM


hopefulLandlord:
Those that woke up is proof of love and God knows best for those that didn't?

hmmmmm

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