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Business / Re: Those Who Want Naira To Be ₦400 To Dollar Are Living In A Dream World - Moghalu by ijewejones: 7:10pm On Mar 24
Somebody should please, tell Kingsley Moghalu OON that no business man prays not to make gains...not to talk of massive gains now dollars sky rocketed.

He should look straight to the President and tell him that he & his team failed

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Fashion / Re: Yuan Herong, A Female Chinese Doctor And Bodybuilder (Photos) by ijewejones: 5:25pm On Aug 30, 2022
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Chadian President In Aso Rock (Photos) by ijewejones: 5:45pm On Aug 19, 2022
just like Republic of Niger...


Hope Nigerians no go hear say another billions was used in buying them cars?

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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Nnamdi Kanu And Charles Soludo by ijewejones: 10:23am On May 16, 2022
grin


Mazi Nnamdi: Have you heard of carburetor cleaner?


Soludo: I'm just hearing it now since I became the governor..my ears dey do me wiiiiiii

grin

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Travel / Re: Young Lady Killed By A Trailer Just After Partaking In The JAMB Exercise by ijewejones: 8:39am On May 08, 2022
That means jamb has succeeded in jaming her life & to make matters worse,the school she wish to enroll on is on strike.

Which kind bad fortune be this?

God save us from unnecessary deaths that has to cut ones life @ the prime..


RIP young champ cry cry

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Science/Technology / Re: See The Crocodile I Killed This Early Morning During The Rainfall by ijewejones: 11:02am On May 07, 2022
This OP knows the selling/trending magic to trend on nairaland front page.. Shout out to Lala grin


On the other hand,some nairalanders seems not to watch television ooo. OP doesnt watch the advert that encourage animal protection (WildAid)?

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Celebrities / Re: Chiwetalu Agu Survives Spiritual Attack, Mysterious Items Brought Out Of Chest by ijewejones: 4:48pm On May 06, 2022
Thank God he survived because it would be another tragedy,not only in the movie industry but all nollywood fans..

Any nairalander fit clear our doubts on why the juju dey use modern materials (pins) instead of plant-torns??

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Crime / Re: Lady Caught After Using Fake Alert To Buy N1.3 Million Product Online (video) by ijewejones: 3:16pm On May 06, 2022
The future..,some say it is female. undecided

See the humbleness written all over her like ice grin grin


Below is the needed lipsrsealed

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Sleeps Off Inside Suspect’s Car - Pictures + Videos by ijewejones: 7:47pm On Aug 05, 2021
Believe me on the below,

I have no proof but I suspect the policeman is either drunk or the driver hypnotised the policeman

grin grin grin

Mary Ann has this to say..

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Education / Re: “You Feeds Us In School...” Placard Carried By Katsina Pupils (Pictures) by ijewejones: 7:02pm On Jul 21, 2021
That's how Adesina go dey praise APC led government by displaying their mumuness online..

My concern is that those that doesn't know refuses/doesn't want to know.

I don't know what they're forming/writing

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Health / Re: 2 Children Survived Fire Explosion That Killed Bride-To-Be, 8 Kids In Ebonyi by ijewejones: 12:28pm On Jul 20, 2021
Seeing those pictures, I'm short of words



God is really great..thanks to God they survived

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Nairaland / General / Re: Sound Sultan, 44, Dies Of Lymphoma by ijewejones: 11:32am On Jul 11, 2021
Naija Ninja is gone..


I never knew the illness will take him to the world beyond this earlier cry cry...

A big loss to Nigerian music industry!

My condolences to the bereaved family

You really made your Sultanship known in Nigeria music industry

RIP Sound Sultan
Politics / Re: Missing Jet: NAF Dismisses Boko Haram Video As False by ijewejones: 9:57pm On Apr 02, 2021
Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie: Feminism Is Why Women Get Beaten Up In Marriage by ijewejones: 3:53pm On Mar 31, 2021
"Feminism isn’t something black people are known for. Once a woman leaves her parents to meet her husband and takes his surname, she is to be submissive to him. If she wasn’t married, she can do whatever she wants.


Where are those(especially) the moniker on Nairaland that keep saying the future is female?

The bolded is for you to change that thought or your future will be like the below angry

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Almost Fell Down At Kaduna Event (Pictures, Video) by ijewejones: 8:05pm On Mar 27, 2021
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu’s Wife Receives One-Day Lagos Governor (Photos) by ijewejones: 6:44pm On Mar 26, 2021
Nice one


but how would one recognise the person that won the one day @ office with the covid face mask on lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Orji Kalu: Even Obasanjo Went To Prison; I’m Not Ashamed Of My Experience by ijewejones: 5:53pm On Mar 23, 2021
undecided lipsrsealed


Politicians like Orji Uzo makes Nigerian politics look like den of thieves

Majority of the peoples' reaction to Orji Uzo would be

Career / Re: Abuja Magistrate Orders Lawyer Handcuffed, Jailed For Challenging Him by ijewejones: 3:08pm On Mar 23, 2021
Nigeria is a country where anybody,everybody intimidates one another(especially the subordinates when it is in an institution settings)

Assume it to be on a neutral ground,that lawyer & the magistrate for dey put legs inside one trousers.. grin


Nothing person never hear when it comes to Nigeria

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Health / Re: MTN's 300,000 Doses Of COVID-19 Vaccines Arrive Nigeria by ijewejones: 1:50pm On Mar 23, 2021
Abeggggy...let MTN concentrate on making it easy for the masses to retrieve their lost sims first,before using the covid vaccine thing to cover their incompetency.


angry angry

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Celebrities / Re: Ogenna Walter Ekwubiri Becomes Lifestyle Asset Hub Company Ambassador by ijewejones: 10:03pm On Mar 22, 2021
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Teamviewer To Replace Chevrolet As Manchester United Shirt Sponsor by ijewejones: 5:11pm On Mar 19, 2021
Just like APC


Will the shirt sponsorship change make Manchester United win the league or play better in the premier league

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Health / Re: Steps To Getting The COVID-19 Vaccine In Lagos, Phase 1 & List Of Those Eligible by ijewejones: 5:52pm On Mar 18, 2021
OP you really did a great job in letting us know the steps to getting the covid vaccine..


But on a second thought,why didn't the same government provide us with the steps to getting the last year's hoarded palliative?


If I get the answer, then I might think towards getting vaccinated. lipsrsealed


Are you with me..Thank you grin

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Politics / Re: Kennedy Ibeh Sponsors Bill To Regulate Cost Of Marriage In Imo State by ijewejones: 10:12am On Mar 12, 2021
Imo State grin

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Politics / Re: "No Increase In Petrol Price In March", NNPC Insists. by ijewejones: 9:49am On Mar 12, 2021
No price increase in fuel

While marketers/fuel stations are already cashing out big time..

If you doubt my second statement,ask people in the eastern part of Nigeria cry

Propaganda has killed Nigeria as a country & its citizens

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Politics / Re: Abdullahi Gana Celebrates His 58th Birthday by ijewejones: 9:50pm On Jan 18, 2021
One can't easily forget OGA AT THE TOP whenever one sees or hears NSCDC grin


Happy birthday sir


I dedicate Terry G's track "oga at the top" for your listening pleasure

grin cheesy grin

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Education / Re: Idowu Abbas: Kaduna University Sacks Lecturer For Sexual Harassment by ijewejones: 2:06pm On Jan 16, 2021
Sacked because of "HUGGING & TOUCHING"


Now I know hugging & touching from behind is a CRIME


This one loud oo & it really shook me ooo!

lipsrsealed undecided

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Crime / Re: Customs Seizes 5,200 Cartridges Of Live Ammunitions, Other Contraband by ijewejones: 3:46pm On Jan 07, 2021
I can vouch with my left ball that the siezed bullets are from those who didn't settle grin grin

Quote me not,this is 2021

cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: First Nigerian Animated Feature Film Debuts December 11 by ijewejones: 8:26pm On Dec 11, 2020
One thing is sure in Nigeria


Anything done oversees, Nigerians can do better


I can vouch that the comic relieve in this animation will be top notch


cheesy grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nevada Supreme Court Rejects Trump Campaign's Appeal, Affirms Biden's Win by ijewejones: 5:01pm On Dec 09, 2020
Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington To Runtown : Your Girlfriend Is Ugly by ijewejones: 2:57pm On Dec 09, 2020
Speed Darlington,(kettle) calling Runtown's girlfriend..ugly.




Isn't that an irony of lifecheesy grin

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Politics / Re: We’ll No Longer Tolerate Attacks On Northerners – NEF by ijewejones: 7:59am On Dec 09, 2020
Oga,north is peaceful and there is nothing there northerners won't tolerate


We heard Buhari's government is doing very well in northern states of Nigeria...don't cause disunity with your words,mbok!

grin cheesy

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