₦airaland Forum

Mazi Nnamdi: Have you heard of carburetor cleaner?


Soludo: I'm just hearing it now since I became the governor..my ears dey do me wiiiiiii

That means jamb has succeeded in jaming her life & to make matters worse,the school she wish to enroll on is on strike.

Which kind bad fortune be this?

God save us from unnecessary deaths that has to cut ones life @ the prime..


RIP young champ

This OP knows the selling/trending magic to trend on nairaland front page.. Shout out to Lala


On the other hand,some nairalanders seems not to watch television ooo. OP doesnt watch the advert that encourage animal protection (WildAid)?

Thank God he survived because it would be another tragedy,not only in the movie industry but all nollywood fans..

Any nairalander fit clear our doubts on why the juju dey use modern materials (pins) instead of plant-torns??

Believe me on the below,

I have no proof but I suspect the policeman is either drunk or the driver hypnotised the policeman



Mary Ann has this to say..

That's how Adesina go dey praise APC led government by displaying their mumuness online..

My concern is that those that doesn't know refuses/doesn't want to know.

I don't know what they're forming/writing

Seeing those pictures, I'm short of words



God is really great..thanks to God they survived

Naija Ninja is gone..


I never knew the illness will take him to the world beyond this earlier ...

A big loss to Nigerian music industry!

My condolences to the bereaved family

You really made your Sultanship known in Nigeria music industry

RIP Sound Sultan

"Feminism isn’t something black people are known for. Once a woman leaves her parents to meet her husband and takes his surname, she is to be submissive to him. If she wasn’t married, she can do whatever she wants.


Where are those(especially) the moniker on Nairaland that keep saying the future is female?

The bolded is for you to change that thought or your future will be like the below

Nice one


but how would one recognise the person that won the one day @ office with the covid face mask on

Politicians like Orji Uzo makes Nigerian politics look like den of thieves

Majority of the peoples' reaction to Orji Uzo would be

Nigeria is a country where anybody,everybody intimidates one another(especially the subordinates when it is in an institution settings)

Assume it to be on a neutral ground,that lawyer & the magistrate for dey put legs inside one trousers..


Nothing person never hear when it comes to Nigeria

Abeggggy...let MTN concentrate on making it easy for the masses to retrieve their lost sims first,before using the covid vaccine thing to cover their incompetency.

^{Just like APC}


Will the shirt sponsorship change make Manchester United win the league or play better in the premier league

OP you really did a great job in letting us know the steps to getting the covid vaccine..


But on a second thought,why didn't the same government provide us with the steps to getting the last year's hoarded palliative?


If I get the answer, then I might think towards getting vaccinated.


Are you with me..Thank you

Imo State

No price increase in fuel

While marketers/fuel stations are already cashing out big time..

If you doubt my second statement,ask people in the eastern part of Nigeria

Propaganda has killed Nigeria as a country & its citizens

One can't easily forget OGA AT THE TOP whenever one sees or hears NSCDC


Happy birthday sir


I dedicate Terry G's track "oga at the top" for your listening pleasure

Sacked because of "HUGGING & TOUCHING"


Now I know hugging & touching from behind is a CRIME


This one loud oo & it really shook me ooo!

I can vouch with my left ball that the siezed bullets are from those who didn't settle

Quote me not,this is 2021

One thing is sure in Nigeria


Anything done oversees, Nigerians can do better


I can vouch that the comic relieve in this animation will be top notch

Speed Darlington,(kettle) calling Runtown's girlfriend..ugly.




Isn't that an irony of life

Oga,north is peaceful and there is nothing there northerners won't tolerate


We heard Buhari's government is doing very well in northern states of Nigeria...don't cause disunity with your words,mbok!