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CrimeRe: Uncle Kidnaps, Kills 7-Year-Old Nephew After Collecting N300,000 Ransom In Ogun by ijewejones: 3:51pm On Dec 17, 2019
Uncle the uncle..

Uncle wey mumu..

Uncle wey collect ransom..

Uncle wey don land himself 4 police net..

Uncle 'enemy within'..

Please skin that modafvccka alive!!!

PoliticsRe: ‘Happy Birthday To My Incorruptible GMB’ – Aisha Buhari Calls Husband ‘General’ by ijewejones: 11:20am On Dec 17, 2019
Will definitely wish president Buhari well..

Upon wishing him well wouldn't stop me from telling him how I feel about his governance.

Happy Birthday President Buhari!!!


Then...

PoliticsRe: Habu Sarkin-Fulani: Customs Seizes Foreign Rice From ‘Buhari’s Storekeeper’ by ijewejones: 10:46am On Dec 17, 2019
News to high/boost the morale of zombies that the present government is actually working.. shocked

When we all know how the "seizure work" is done grin grin

PoliticsRe: First Largest Container Vessel Berth In Onne Port After 12 Years by ijewejones: 10:32am On Dec 17, 2019
RichDad1:
And some will still say Bubu is now working undecided undecided
Them yakpa for Nairaland..make i mentioned some huh grin

They will surely quote you..

See dem
CelebritiesRe: Teni Performs In Military Uniform At Her Show In Lagos. Wizkid, Tiwa Savage Seen by ijewejones:
Music/entertainment industry wax strong is based on crafts & creativity imputed to entertain the audience..

In as much as the message is passed & the money paid by the audience is met..4get, next show will be double crowded

Big ups Teni & to our entertainers..keep keeping us entertained!!!

PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari And Ahmed Indimi Celebrate 3rd Wedding Anniversary by ijewejones: 9:09am On Dec 17, 2019
Basic123:
If you are not and you sell or offer services to a civil servant,you leave on tax payers money
You really trying hard..

Nice but the original version is that the money(used for the celebration)wouldn't go through the processes you trying to mention.

It will be used with impunity
PoliticsRe: Muhammadu Buhari Celebrates His 77th Birthday Today by ijewejones: 7:57am On Dec 17, 2019
PoliticsRe: Babagana Zulum Tells Military To Recapture Kukawa From Boko Haram by ijewejones: 7:09am On Dec 17, 2019
Emereolevanwill:
You quoted me?
Wasn't referring to you as rotten meat seller


The zombie knows himself..you have the latter part of my comment(don't get it twisted)

wink
PropertiesRe: Anambra Government Demolishes Brothel In Kara, Ogbaru (Photos) by ijewejones: 6:59am On Dec 17, 2019
Anything good to keep the state in order & sanity installed is welcomed.

PoliticsRe: Babagana Zulum Tells Military To Recapture Kukawa From Boko Haram by ijewejones:
Emereolevanwill:
Is boko occupying those places?
Technically defeated indeed.
Yes..technicality remains the lies APC government uses on us..


Why pleading to recapture a technically defeated village... grin grin


Sai recapture by ZOMBIES

PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari And Ahmed Indimi Celebrate 3rd Wedding Anniversary by ijewejones: 6:33am On Dec 17, 2019
Basic123:
If you are a civil servant...you also live on tax payers money
Well,I'm not cool..hence my comment
CrimeRe: Rival Cult Groups Clash In Surulere, Lagos (video) by ijewejones: 6:27am On Dec 17, 2019
sakssey23:
We wey no even dey Slere knows that note kilo/Masha but ijesha.

How many banks or which bank dey kilo?
First bank dey kilo..come back & prove me wrong,thanks
Music/RadioRe: Kanye West Remix Davido’s 'IF' Song With A Mass Choir by ijewejones:
Can't say less..

The creativity is top notch..the happiness displayed by kanye & choir is great.

The black American choir made the song wooooow!!!

Big ups & shout out to kanye for coming up with the Church version of "IF"

PoliticsRe: Ganduje: Court Dismisses Bribery Case Against Governor by ijewejones: 7:46pm On Dec 16, 2019
Nigeria is finished

CrimeRe: Woman Breaks Her Young Maid's Head In Onitsha (photos) by ijewejones: 7:41pm On Dec 16, 2019
Gforce2015:
Women are the most wicked creature on the earth. If you know you know.
Concerning this woman, they shld open her puna and put in red hot iron and set her free.

Eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth. What a wicked world
Guy ehh..If not one thing,make them do worst than that
CrimeRe: Rival Cult Groups Clash In Surulere, Lagos (video) by ijewejones: 7:37pm On Dec 16, 2019
iceybux:
And U Gullibly Concluded Its Kilo Masha,stop Fake News Nothing Is Happening There.. Mumu
Did u actually called yourself the bolded??

What u looking for isn't with me..check the next door.

Monkey
FamilyRe: Find A Way, Not An Excuse! by ijewejones:
binarymachine:
Life is difficult and that is a clear fact most adults have come to accept as a precondition for living. Be you rich or poor, famous or not, powerful or not, you will get your own dose of life’s venom eventually. It never respects anyone or any status, just like the Big Brother Naija housemates are in Biggies house, and have to play by biggies rules. He can choose to keep you, disqualify, evict or punish you as he deems fit. So we are all in life’s world and it does whatever it chooses.

Understandably, some situations are more complicated than the other, some difficulties are more threatening than others and some people are more incapacitated than others. However, where there is a will, there is also a way and you can also find a way out of that problem. By all means try avoiding excuses or giving reasons why you did not do the things you must, either valid or not.

Problems and difficulties are already part of life. You try to undertake a simple task and everything suddenly turns into a stumbling block, including the people who used to dine with you and cheer for you. That is just the way life goes, you just have to dodge all the blockades and finish your task.

If you have a goal, dream, idea or business you wish to undertake, just go ahead and start doing it with whatever little you have and however little you can. Don’t wait till it is all good and you have all the resources you need. That’s how excuses start. Always find a way to solve your own problems yourself, seek help if you must but just do it.

If you fail to find a way to do what you have to do, you will eventually find an excuse as to why you did not. Once you start failing, your mind automatically starts forming excuses. Do not get me wrong, failure is advantageous sometimes and it teaches valuable lessons for your next undertaking. Sometimes excuses are inevitable, not everything you do will go fine and there will always be a reason why it did not, either it’s your fault or not.

My point is, never allow your downfalls be the end to pursuing your goals and dreams. No matter how many times you fall and how many excuses you already have, just pick yourself up and keep trying. If you have to change ideas or goals, do so but let your dream of succeeding in the end remain unchanged. Let your final statements be stories of how you beat all odds, fell many times and gave many excuses but still stood up and succeeded. Do not let it be an excuse. Keep pushing, you will find a way out in the end.

Source: https://flipmemes.com/2019/10/25/find-a-way-not-an-excuse/
@ op..binarymachine


Thanks for coloured line motivation!!! The pic below depicts ur story more

CrimeRe: Woman Breaks Her Young Maid's Head In Onitsha (photos) by ijewejones: 6:20pm On Dec 16, 2019
Now is the time to separate terms(man & woman)


Women can pretend & the evil they nurture in them is more dangerous than nuclear weapon..

Fear women!!!

To the devil that did this to the girl should be rough handled this way

PoliticsRe: Ahmad Lawan: We Have To Respect The Rule Of Law by ijewejones: 6:14pm On Dec 16, 2019
Rule of kini

PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari And Ahmed Indimi Celebrate 3rd Wedding Anniversary by ijewejones: 5:52pm On Dec 16, 2019
Happy celebration to them..more to come


But tell me tax payers (our) money isn't used for the celebration..thats when we argue/fight will be called upon grin grin

CrimeRe: Rival Cult Groups Clash In Surulere, Lagos (video) by ijewejones: 5:41pm On Dec 16, 2019
IceColdVeins:
Its aguda...thats my area, my house is just a stone throw away and that the bank's ATM that I always use. I'm at work right now and still trying to calculate the safest route to my house right now
I can bet its the road union boys and not cultists
I feel you bro..just stay safe & play wise.

God be with us!
CrimeRe: Rival Cult Groups Clash In Surulere, Lagos (video) by ijewejones: 4:48pm On Dec 16, 2019
GuyFawkes:
It's closer Cassette busstop Aguda
That junction is Yeside leading to Brown road
Exactly..seems u reside around the neighborhood huh


Be safe oo!
CrimeRe: Rival Cult Groups Clash In Surulere, Lagos (video) by ijewejones: 4:40pm On Dec 16, 2019
Angelfrost:
May no innocent person be harmed in any way... Learn to be specific in your supplications.

As for those that overfed, and came out to fight, let as many die... This nation is overpopulated with morons.
grin
CrimeRe: Rival Cult Groups Clash In Surulere, Lagos (video) by ijewejones:
I can boldly say that the scene is kilo_masa in surulere


Thank God for online ooo,didn't know such is going on & my relatives reside around there..


Na only few days to 2020,May no innocent person be harmed in any way In Jesus Name;Amen!

May God change the heart of those that overfed, and came out to fight In Jesus Name;Amen

Thanks @ Angelfrost cool wink

PhonesRe: Photos From Tecno Children Christmas Party In Lagos by ijewejones: 3:57pm On Dec 16, 2019
Rubiesangel:
Its easy to be born again, just give your life to Christ and you are born again
Did you skip the 'American' aspect on my comment grin

I think i know the type you suggesting..I want the country born again wink
PoliticsRe: Ogun Women Protest Against 11% Representation In Governor Dapo Abiodun's Cabinet by ijewejones: 12:57pm On Dec 16, 2019
Nigerian politics..Nigerian politicians..the masses! cry


In Nigeria,Politician promises & when it's time to deliver...protests & the below is what the masses get from them

PoliticsRe: Malik Wakili Swindles Babatunde Fashola Via Internet Scam, Arrested By EFCC by ijewejones:
for pulling an internet scam against Babatunde Raji Fashola, former Lagos governor, now works and housing minister.


The ton of money involved gave Malik Wakili excess liver!!!

RomanceRe: Grace Ajilore: Pregnant Feminist Dragged For Getting Pregnant Out Of Wedlock by ijewejones: 12:04pm On Dec 16, 2019
Too much jealousy on men,more especially from the feminist group that will still run to men to get pregnant..then come online to spew trash..

Let them continue while we keep counting them from Linda Ikeji to Grace Ajilore to wink

It's nature/God that made Men so..make them leave men & do more of their pills

CelebritiesRe: Cee-C: I Don't Know Tacha, I Didn't Watch Big Brother 2019 So I Don’t Know Her by ijewejones:
huh sad angry embarassed


You can't deny not knowing her through online yen yen yen(once a know is a know grin)...a better & bigger one is what we want,so Aunty please

SportsRe: Paul Pogba At The Wedding Of His Brother, Florentin Pogba by ijewejones: 11:15am On Dec 16, 2019
The truth is this...


Them worwor(1st pic) but God brighten them with money & fame



If not for moñey,these guys would be mistaken as monkeys

PoliticsRe: Inec: Apc Can’t Replace Akpabio For Akwa Ibom Rerun by ijewejones: 10:09am On Dec 16, 2019
Seems APC wan chop double... huh huh


Minister slot & Senate slot embarassed


See the change APC go like give Nigerians(double occupancy)

CelebritiesRe: Davido Blasts Wizkid’s Fans Who Said His Mother Was Used For Rituals by ijewejones: 6:59pm On Dec 15, 2019
People tweeting incredible rubbish about fellow people,because they are MB enabled angry angry


Ridiculing another through silly write ups angry


Many online disgusting trollers need brain switch

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