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Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Can't Hold A Meaningful Conversation by IJMBEXCEL: 9:45pm On Dec 14, 2017
wh33z:
ur fada
damn grin you gat zero,bro!
Travel / Re: Top 10 Most Expensive Accidents In History by IJMBEXCEL: 7:22am On Dec 14, 2017
DrGaius:
5. Piper Alpha Oil Rig, 1988 ($3.4 Billion)

This is the world’s most expensive off-shore oil disaster ever recorded. The cause was a human error when one of the technicians forgot to replace one of the safety valves. The result was catastrophic. It killed 167 workers and cost $3.4 billion in damages.
ouch!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Can't Hold A Meaningful Conversation by IJMBEXCEL: 3:18pm On Dec 13, 2017
Loyalblak007:
Nigerian guys can't hold meaningful conversations, all they want to talk about is romance and s*x
just because all the guys you met previously all want sex doesn't mean everyone's like that.perhaps you should check yourself. the problem might be from you. like attracts like.

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Celebrities / Re: This Orange Seller Deserves National Award For His Organization Skills(pics) by IJMBEXCEL: 7:10pm On Dec 08, 2017
Hozier:
And scientists have been spending years trying to understand how the great pyramids were built. cheesy
haha....he can show them how. issa simpu sturves
Health / Re: Look At What Was Found In This Vegetable (Disturbing Photo) by IJMBEXCEL: 1:25pm On Dec 08, 2017
That's a snake.didn't they see it?

Lalasticlala would be impressed though.get ready to hit fp soon. grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do I Always See 11:11???? by IJMBEXCEL: 11:46am On Dec 08, 2017
Don't be paranoid,bro!
If you're close to God nothing will happen

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Education / Re: Which Of These Is The Fastest Thing In The World? by IJMBEXCEL: 9:49am On Dec 08, 2017
barackodam:


No, it's Savitar
lol.....superman is fast too.
Education / Re: Few Extremely Unsettling Facts Around The World. by IJMBEXCEL: 9:35pm On Dec 07, 2017
jade14:
Miss no vex...jst tryin to use Glo new data plan buh its like d stole our mast here,in a bit
lmao...they stole your mast?
Jokes Etc / Re: Different Types Of Mad People We Have In Nigeria by IJMBEXCEL: 11:48am On Dec 07, 2017
bumheit:
6. The ones that will watch the conductor jump up and down shouting 'No change' but will still enter with N1000 note
These ones are really under storng spell aswear grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interested In A Cleaning Job With A Reputable Organization? [contract Job] by IJMBEXCEL: 4:13pm On Dec 06, 2017
GAINltd:
Against popular belief, rendering a cleaning service is actually more empowering than you think.

So if you are looking for a humble stepping stone to prosperity and connections with the right network, then we are looking for you.

We need young individuals who are interested in a contract cleaning job [for a short period]; which will eventually open doors to other possibilities [after all, WE ARE A RECRUITMENT AGENCY wink - we got you.

Similarly, if it is not for you please recommend someone who would be willing to learn something new.

Thank you.
I nerd the job.please WhatsApp or call 07082308710

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Investment / Re: Is It Possible To Start Lucrative Business With #3,000 ? by IJMBEXCEL: 2:45pm On Dec 05, 2017
07082308710
Jokes Etc / Re: World Shortest Joke by IJMBEXCEL: 11:16pm On Dec 03, 2017
Hahaha......not the shortest but definitely funny. Women sit down quietly? The yoruba sort at that! Lmfao grin
Religion / Re: What's Your Favourite Worship Song On A Sunday Morning by IJMBEXCEL: 8:30pm On Dec 03, 2017
delugajackson:
The Hillsong - Where feet may fail
wow.....I so much love this song. Oceans where feet may fall
Romance / Re: Guys: Checkout The Sweet And Romantic Words Every Girls Wants To Hear by IJMBEXCEL: 10:10am On Dec 02, 2017
Heloct:
Words are cheap.
yea.....action speaks.
Politics / Re: Nasarawa Governor Al-Makura Meets Okada Man Carrying 5 Pupils On One Bike (Pics by IJMBEXCEL: 2:12pm On Dec 01, 2017
lalanice:
issorite, who will carry them tomorow?
thank you. U said my mind. Instead of a permanent solution,we have an hypocritical gesture.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Beats Jay-z,drake,cardi B To Win Best International Act 2017 MOBO Awards by IJMBEXCEL: 3:54pm On Nov 30, 2017
I'm not a fan share,but I must say this is stellar mehn!
Education / Re: UNILAG Reveals The Names Of Candidates That Upgraded Their Post-UTME Results by IJMBEXCEL: 3:42pm On Nov 30, 2017
Opistorincos:
dem cast them...... but that aminat no fear God o, from 0 -23shocked
asswear!!! her case na from zero to hero
Investment / Re: I Need To Know How Check Signature Link Of People Profile On The Forum by IJMBEXCEL: 7:58pm On Nov 26, 2017
govaz:
Some usernames like "Nobody"are not clickable on this forum.How do we click on the username?
it means the person already deactivated. you won't be able to click on it then.
Food / Re: What's The Science Behind The Swelling Of Garri In Cold Water? by IJMBEXCEL: 4:25pm On Nov 26, 2017
nitori olohun........there are more pressing issues to be addressed.like why has the number of fish in Titus can reduced.
Romance / Re: Caption This Photo by IJMBEXCEL: 4:08pm On Nov 26, 2017
point and kill couple grin
Education / Re: See The Hardest Courses To Study In Universities - All Courses Are Not Equal by IJMBEXCEL: 8:34am On Nov 25, 2017
10. Education 9. Arts & Humanities 8. Philosophy and Religion 7. Social/Behavioural Sciences: sociology, psychology, anthropology, etc. 6. Physical Sciences: geology, physics, chemistry, mathematics, etc. 5. Business & Management 4. Biological sciences: Biochemistry, Microbiology, etc. 3. Architecture 2. Medical Sciences: medicine, pharmacy, veterinary medicine, anatomy, etc. 1. Engineering: aeronautics, mechanical engineering, electrical engineering, etc.
And law is not even in this your list. SMH!!!
Education / Re: Amazing Facts You Do Not Know by IJMBEXCEL: 8:02pm On Nov 24, 2017
yes.I read through. those guys are amazing. write about the us seals too.
Celebrities / Re: Funny Picture Discribing 'EBUKA'S Account Balance' Before & After Sewing Agbada by IJMBEXCEL: 7:43pm On Nov 24, 2017
Lol. ayam not understanding.

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Romance / Re: I Want A Beard, Have Tried To, But I Ain't Getting It.. by IJMBEXCEL: 4:49pm On Nov 20, 2017
RichiB:
mix 1 part of charcoal + spirite,grind with weed and methane. rub the solution on the side of ur jaws b4 u sleep and after u sleep. continue the process for like a month, then come back and thank me later
was following until you mention methane. is there liquid methane? methane I know of is gaseous.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by IJMBEXCEL: 8:54pm On Nov 18, 2017
gqboyy:
There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn't found a lady yet who likes it and he can't get any pleasure. She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog when he finds the frog he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5 inches. He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks "frog, will you marry me?"
The frog says "no" And his prick shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool.
But, it's still too big." So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "Frog, will you marry me?
Frog: "No, I won't marry you."
The guys dick shrinks another five inches. But that's still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big. But he thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO, NO, NO No No No No No No No!!!
Lol.my guy son loss.

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