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Bro, if you are human, get her educated first. You knew she's half-literate before you went for her, so if you truly love her, you can up her educational status.

I will draw alot of girls to myself including her friends and if she complains about it, I'll tell her they don't know we are dating so it's her fault for hiding the relationship status.

Alternatively, I'll deny her too in the presence of friends esp girls

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You must be crazy to tap current from her body. Now, you have ridiculed yourself before her cuz you allowed your di.ck take the place of your brain.

Chairman! - Commonly used by guys when you want to speak to a stranger or someone you have forgotten his name. It also has a tone of respect in it

With these requirements, I bet he would remain single his whole life.

As for me, I buy anyone that smells nice irrespective of the brand. Even if it's named Boko Haram, I'll buy it.

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Women are highly sensitive and extremely jealous of themselves. Comparing them will actually cause bad blood among them but we have to do it.
Jealousy, most times, if moderate, brings out the best in you.

There is a difference between drinking some wine, and being drunk with wine. A wine bibber is one whom imbibes or drinks wine, and not everyone whom drinks wine is a wino or a drunk. Jesus created wine to drink, but not to be drunken with it.

Does anyone know of any scriptures that say specifically not to drink alcohol at all? I know there are that say not to be a drunkard. But there is a difference, just like telling someone not to be a spender doesn't mean to never buy anything at all. Drinking wine occasionally doesn't make you a drunkard any more than resting makes you lazy.

His wiseness has landed him in trouble

That is what all notorious drunkard believe in. That beer is the solution to their problem.

If you withdraw, who will be matched to pay you? You guys want to add insult on injury abi.

Many are just too confused in what they believe in that they can't even reason at all.

Some of these great loses are as a result of sabotage possibly through jealousy.

NEPA or whatever camouflage they bear rob us in broad daylight, they purposefully make it difficult to get that prepaid meter. Imagine, in my area, we have lesser light now but higher bill. When confronted, the officials only mentioned that that was what their oga at the top decreed.

osuofia2:
good day fellow Nlanders, your advice is needed ,but for those who only know how to insult without suggesting reasonable solution. I ready for una cos I don't care.
My story.
there is this girl I was introduced to by a family friend, we startd as friend but along the line the emotions startd building, the love was strong, so i felt, and I came to conclusion that she is the one. before now we are like are like 5&6 but off recent she seems to be changing from the her I used to know ever since I confided in her that my place of work is currently experiencing some challenges, as my office is not operational now due to some reasons, ever since I told her she has really been acting cold, communication btwen us is unlike before,
matured fellows kindly advice me as I have planned to speak sense into her but I don't know if that's the best decision.

very simple. Just tell her the problem has been surprisingly resolved and the office is now operational. That will make her change back to her old self since that's what she loves about you. Now, drill her like there will never be a tomorrow. In fact, make a borehole there in a very short time. Thereafter, re-announce a total breakdown of your unit. She will go as she is not worth your love.

finalboss:
i can start giving money out now till tomorrow i cnt feel it. i dnt care what you use it to do... joshysmartie i dnt need your advise , you cnt advise me .

una never reach my side. You keep skipping and jumping over me. Samma me your goodness boss

Thanks to the internet. No one can be played a fool again unless he so wishes to.
I learnt about wrestling being scripted few years ago. In India, they still think it's real so they sometimes beat themselves to death or coma.
Now, I'd rather watch Tom and Jerry than watch wrestling.

Lol

Nothing like Private Chats again. Everything nah social media straight.

Bro, not always. Atimes, you won't know the value for what you have until you lose it.

The man has the spirit of stealing woven into his bloodstream.

If only Nigerians will start minding their business

Well, it made me know that you call yourself Jerrywill da poet

Believe politicians at your own peril

I for drop my account number but there are 24 account numbers dropped on page 1 already. The manna no fit reach my side. I'm not always lucky in stuffs like this but your turnaround story makes me rejoice with you. I remember that thread vividly. It brought me to tears that day as I never imagine that kind of condition but now, this update is a thing of joy. You shared a problem and you got the full solution. I'm happy for you.

You said some things that day, it really touched me some of these are;

If Buhari go fit just vex give us stable electricity for this country with the remaining years wey he get as president...Nigerians no go ever forget am...yet, he say na corruption he wan fight...wetin that one mean?
Abi them curse this country with darkness?
Oga graduate decide to humble himself go learning barbing....no light to encourage the guy..
he say make he learn tailoring....no light to encourage am..
wetin u say make he do? make he begin push wheel barrow? why he bother to even go school in the first place?
wetin our senators even dey do sef?? which special work dem dey do? which kind nonsense laws dem dey make? wey their salaries go high like that yet men dey street dey hungry...
why we dey foool oursefs for this country??

Boys vex enter street begin play bet9ja, baba ijebu and all whatnot....yet, no level...Games dey cut back to back.. if arsenal no draw, Chelsea go lose...which kind betting boys no try...under 1.5, under 11.5, over? goal.goal..name it..
sowtee we enter virtual betting...losing back to back...Every game was a lost..
see graduates dey play virtual at least to get 1k take recharge phone...
na d kind life human being suppose dey llive?

okon never chop, he go buy dog...wetin u say make d dog chop? grass? abi you wan turn your dog to goat?
young man never find him leg..he go dey find girlfriend..How e wan take happen? Your babe go ask you for money, you go dey preach sermon...common recharge card you no go fit send give girl wey u claim say you love...why she no go cheat on you? if na you be she, you no go cheat on your self? All these dey happen because na mad people full this country...Some of us, our only saving grace na our fine face else na masturbate we for just dey masturbate upadan dey fool our selves..especially this weather wey no funny..
I just dey vex badly... I no even fit watch match this night...where I wan see light?

ccDDeliverer

Do the market survey first

This news sounds unbelievable and besides no source

professorfal:
my 16 year old nephew can't ask this kind of question, it just baffles me how a grown up nigga come online and start asking crappy craps!

who told you his brain is not that of a ten year old.