₦airaland Forum

light099:
Nostrademus is a smart player and con-star. He makes predictions that can easily be interpreted to flow with different world events. That's why he's never specific but employs ambiguous presentations. He uses DNB, 1x, x2, 12 and handicap options all included in his predictions. So no matter what, Nostrademus' so called prophecies will always relate to something. Such a smart Nigga

I believe The Eye of Darkness prediction more... More accurate and precise

Basit46:
Don't worry, tb Joshua said its ending march 27

Time to know whether christainity is a joke or not

someone that parades lots of miracles on Emmanuel TV that can't heal one corona virus case...

sunsewa16:
His predictions was totally accurate, the world is really coming to an end,is now I believe, with all such abnormal things happening, there is no more doubt about it.

you call this prediction accurate. Wait till you read the prediction from "The Eye Of Darkness" which reads ;
In around 2020 a severe pneumonia-like illness will spread throughout the globe, attacking the lungs and the bronchial tubes and resisting all known treatments…

Almost more baffling than the illness itself will be the fact that it will suddenly vanish as quickly as it arrived, attack again ten years later, and then disappear completely.”

Many of these prophesies are more precise and realistic than our so called men of God here who just make predictions like a bet9ja game

That was how ebola was contained too... Using antibodies from recovered patients to treat new cases...

youngsahito:
you talk too much Mr Man...if they do anything u will still talk

The government of Uganda shut down all activities even without a single case of corona outbreak... That is what we call being sensitive amd alert to the situation of things. Drastic times call for drastic measures.
https://www.monitor.co.ug/News/National/Museveni-closes-schools-religious-gatherings-coronavirus/688334-5495888-srauuwz/index.html

Franzinni:
Op I heard tb Joshua and enenche said this march corona virus will be over ... I am counting days o ..21st for tb Joshua and 27 th for enenche ..

one idiotic redeemer even said that Pastor Adeboye have informed them that redeem members are saved from the virus.
Just like the moronic Islamic professor who said Muslims have immune system against Corona.

mrbishop:
Many nairaland Atheists were very happy and salivated at the thought of churches getting closed down due to the corona virus, some of them may have even masturbated to it.
One of them here even had the boldness opened a thread to insult the holy spirit.
They abused pastors, and rained insults on Jesus Christ.
Some said Government should seize mega churches and turn it to Coronavirus isolation centres.
Now God has started his work by making a rejected drug (chloroquine) to be effective in the treatment of corona virus.
Shame on you Atheists!!! .
Very soon Corona virus will pass, and many more souls will be added to the church.

Did you even read what you wrote or you just vomited this trash and zoomed off. How sweet will it have been if it was a pastor who provided miraculous healing water we always see them sell on TV and gave the cure or one arranged for holy ghost prayer session and voom! The virus gets healed like we always watch them do on TV.
I am still waiting for that pastor who boasted of going to China to heal corona virus and now that corona have visited him from China, he has kept mute.
Use your brain for once.

Buhari is working underground (sarcasm)

Daughter wey dem go fly in using the presidential jet

This man should be taken to North Korea and shot. If Saudi Arabia and UAE can shut down mosque, who is this fool to say otherwise.

dazzlingd:
Relax, he is still practicing how to pronounce coronavirus, once hes done, aboki will come out to address us

I dey tell you. He is still asking abba kyari if it is corolla or conora or if it's malaria fever

Juell:
Do we still have a president? As father he should address the nation na at least to encourage us.... Haba!

what do you expect him to say. The man cannot even pronounce corrona correctly. That's what we get when we have a president from the medieval age handling affairs in the 21st century... Clueless!

Righteousness89:
So you Expect the Churches to Go against the Government in a situation as these?

Stupidity @ its Peak!

I blame Glo for the free Mb given to u..
The Government and the Church are to work together In times as these..

No, I expect a pastor to miraculously heal one Corona case. We have seen it on TV how they heal HIV. We have watched lots of miracles. Now is the time this is needed mostly . This is even an avenue to gain more souls as most people will be convinced beyond reasonable doubt.

What an insensitive government!

Lamanii22:
Hahahahaha... You're such a clown!

I no play ooo... Maybe you don take wetin I use play personal. Na play me dey play ooo

I love this quick response...

Hmmmm

Lamanii22:
Lol maddo... Queen b.

don't tell me you are the cause of my sleepless night today ooo

Na play I dey play for here nah

What nonsense. They should allow them travel but they shouldn't come back. In short, let there be outward travel till the virus subsides.
Make dem travel go UK for check up and Italy for vacation

CanadaOrBust:
See an even more acurate prediction below

this one is concise and precise..

And here, they want to impose stamp duty after imposing tax on mobile network usage

Many of these countries are trying to curb the virus by limiting social interactions

Fragility6:
Lol...'How can you score 99% in physics '. So dem dey forbid if person get dat score. Na to learn work cum sure pass o since education 4 Nigeria cum dey wan get as e b

the person who swear for this country no do well at all

MrBrownJay1:
sadly, all Europeans countries fell the same way, while watching China crumble back in December/January.... and since they did absolutely nothing to stop the spread of the virus in Europe, the entire Europe is crumbling just like China did. US/Africa is next in line as the wise ones (South america) closed their borders early

whenever I read about italy and how they didn't initially took it serious... I just weep deep inside me that we are falling in the same trap gradually

The Corona virus pandemics is making developed countries running helter-skelter. Most countries with the outbreak have grounded all airlines but here in our country we keep shouting to the whole world that they are welcomed.
It is worrisome to note that even in United Kingdom, doctors are now attending to patients without protective garments as the limited ones they have can't go round.
Is it when we, with our limited resources, have an outbreak that even more sophisticated countries are finding it difficult to contain that we would now start our fire brigade approach?
I fear for this country

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-51904769

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/im-terrified-doctor-at-major-uk-hospital-says-theyre-being-told-not-to-wear-protective-clothing-161122100.html

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12317631

ezenwajosh:
In the ZOO things are always in reverse


And people say AM PROUD NIGERIAN

whenever I see someone saying that... I just look away but in my thoughts I know he is either gaining from this shit hole or ignorant of the situation of things

Unik3030:
guy na almost all girl get am,like 90% no b overstatement or exaggeration ooo. my sister fine die n she b yellow paw paw, there was a time etisalat wanted to use her for advert but she declined cos she doesn't like attention. I trust my sister die, not until one day that a pastor made a revelation that one wicked woman in our family wanted to kill my sister but her power no reach. my mum just sarcastically asked if my sister is possessed.lo n behold my sister said it herself that she's a queen in d kingdom she now told me d same thing a possessed ex told me.
na that day I give up on fine girls finally, I never thought my sister could b. like seriously now that I typing self I weak

fear dey catch me ooo...

Jacqueline22:
No I can’t? Seriously I can’t swim but I love Water yet can’t get close to it. Complicated right?

You feel connected to it anyway... This waterspirit thing dey common among girls oooo.

Tomjazzy2:
Had this beautiful girl I really liked, back in school. We became good friends, but deep down, we wanted more.

I usually visited her hostel, but always left before night fall, even though she severally tried to persuade me to stay longer. Yeah, of course, I was just bidding my time before...

So, this one day, I resolved it was going to be the day. I visited again, but unlike other days, I made sure I stayed longer.

It got late and I couldn't go back to my hostel. Before we both slept off, some how, I couldn't get myself to make any move on her. You can only imagine how disappointed she was before she eventually slept off that night.

While asleep that night, I had this crazy dream. I found myself awake and worried in the same position I was before falling asleep(in the dream), but couldn't understand why. Suddenly, there was this knock on the door. She was deeply gone to hear this knock. By the time the knock became deafening, I stood up, opened it, and wow! There was this strange and huge creature (I still struggle to give a good description till date) that kept asking "what are you doing here..." It tried hitting me and I woke up. I was so terrified that I almost grabbed her. I didn't sleep for the rest of the night. She woke up later and I must have thought that, perhaps, I was finally ready to...

I wanted to let her know about this, especially as I've got my "ego" in the line, but I kept coming up with reasons why that wasn't necessary.

Although we remained good friends till we graduated, I never got over that night.

She's now married with two kids. You can't believe she still jokes about how "spineless" I was back in school, till this day

if a girl makes it too easy for you... Beware!