Romance › Re: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by ikbnice(m): 6:34pm On Mar 17, 2020 |
Rayhandrinni: regardless of what you said, I want to live this life and die with you. I want your number collect wetin... I go just do face like say we no talk before |
Romance › Re: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by ikbnice(m): 6:33pm On Mar 17, 2020 |
Lamanii22: Lol maddo... Queen b. should I take that for a yes... |
Romance › Re: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by ikbnice(m): 6:31pm On Mar 17, 2020 |
CCC2: My boss at work once told me one Friday that she will be in my area the next day and would want me to go to an event with her. She treated me so well at work, making everyone think we could be having a sexual affairs which was not true. Would have loved to bleep her sha ooo i no go lie but the fear of loosing lots of benefits made me respect myself.
On that faithful day, we went to the event and left their 7pm. I offered we go have a drink and she surprisingly was all smiles about it. one thing begot another and it was a good night in overall for both parties.
But just few minutes after 5am, mom rang my phone. she was in a dream and saw a python on the bed with me. I was scared to my bones. maybe she just wan use you |
Romance › Re: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by ikbnice(m): 6:28pm On Mar 17, 2020 |
Lamanii22: I feel it is the day they would crown me a queen... Cause I have seen it multiple times in my dreams... And my mom knows... The more reason she doesn't allow me go out much... I have done deliverance multiple times lol... MFM candidate... can I see you in my dream tonight... So that I can come testify to your mystic power tomorrow. Just tell me your moniker in my dream |
Phones › Re: Nokia Quietly Unveils The Nokia C2, An Android Go Device With Removable Battery by ikbnice(m): 5:00pm On Mar 17, 2020 |
Who will buy this nonsense...
1G ram
16g rom
5mp camera
2600mAh
This gat to be a joke sha... Well, maybe it really really cheap |
Politics › Re: In Benin, The Governor Kneels To Greet The King, But Not So In Other Kingdoms.. by ikbnice(m): 6:48pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Sewgon79: Point of correction. Imperial is used by the Kings that no other Kings is higher than. While His Royal is meant for king Oba Ewuare, during his visit to the ooni of ife, in his speech which was quoted in the tribune thus: “I want to say it gives me great pleasure to visit His Imperial Majesty today in countinuation of my nationwide thank you call to traditional rulers, and other eminent personalities that graced my coronation on October 20, 2016, which by the divine grace of God is also my birthday. This visit has long been planned but due traditional and other palace engagements in Benin, it is coming at this time. My post-coronation thank-you tour commenced with a visit last year to President Buhari and the Sultan of Sokoto. I thank God for making this visit possible.https://tribuneonlineng.com/when-oba-of-benin-visited-ooni-of-ife/ |
Politics › Re: In Benin, The Governor Kneels To Greet The King, But Not So In Other Kingdoms.. by ikbnice(m): 6:41pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Oritsewhandey: .............................. Benin Kingdom was the first and the only to interexchange diplomatic Emissaries from Portugal & Spain and vice versa; dates back to 1723!
The only kingdom, before & during colonial time, already skillful in art of metal sculpting, as arts, war tools ...
The only kingdom, already versed in trade of courier services and money transfers from abroad and vice versa.
The only kingdom in Nigeria whose King moves around with 700 entourage ! you are absolutely right.. That was on display when he visited the ooni... It was even quoted in the tribune thus: ``The Oba of Benin and his entourage soon arrived, in a convoy of no less than 50 vehicles, comprising jet black SUVs, saloon cars, buses, and the oba’s iconic white Rolls Royce in the midst. “This is more than a governor’s convoy,” one observer remarked.``https://tribuneonlineng.com/when-oba-of-benin-visited-ooni-of-ife/ |
Politics › Re: In Benin, The Governor Kneels To Greet The King, But Not So In Other Kingdoms.. by ikbnice(m): 6:37pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
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Travel › Re: Koronu Ibadan Where People Don't Think (Video, Photos) by ikbnice(m): 10:40am On Mar 16, 2020 |
I don care attitude |
Agriculture › Re: ... by ikbnice(m): 10:12pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
potosky: tell your neighbour to take those chicken to the police station..... that is stealing by finding  we joke too much in this country. No wonder we were listed as the happiest people on earth... |
Phones › Re: Xiaomi MI 10 Pro Smartphone Camera Photographs Earth From Space by ikbnice(m): 10:05pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Iceyjay: Chinese products doesn't last and the whole world is battling Corona virus which originated in China |
Crime › Re: Lifeless Body Of A Baby In Polythene Bag Found In Umuahia Street (Disturbing Pix by ikbnice(m): 3:42pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Devil sef dey learn from the wickedness of some people. |
Agriculture › Re: ... by ikbnice(m): 12:49pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Thanks a lot... Anybody with information about reliable place to get these noilers...? |
TV/Movies › Re: AMVCA 2020 Full List Of Winners by ikbnice(m): 10:50am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Mateen1000: No Award for King Of Boys Movie No Award for MAKANAKI 
I Give Up on Award Shows  This award of a thing na nonsense. I expect reminisce to at at least win in that category. |
Agriculture › Re: ... by ikbnice(m): 10:22am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Please what breed is this? I would like to get it. I saw them from a neighbor. She doesn't know their breed cux the two fell from a bus as day olds. They are so resistant.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Top Iranian Cleric Okays Buying Future Israeli Coronavirus Vaccine by ikbnice(m): 8:57am On Mar 15, 2020 |
In the face of turbulence... Even sworn enemies will hug themselves |
TV/Movies › Re: AMVCA 2020 Full List Of Winners by ikbnice(m): 8:03am On Mar 15, 2020 |
I thought king of boys would bag an award especially the role of reminisce and sola sobowale |
Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by ikbnice(m): 3:11pm On Mar 08, 2020 |
extremelygolden: O ye Centino Fans, that time of the year is here again where we have to show him love and support, by coming out enmasse to vote him as our best writer on Nairaland on the category(ies) his story falls.
We did it last year. Let's do it again for him this year. We all know he deserves it, right?
Let us vote him as our favorite writer on Fantasy/ Fiction Category.
Below is the link, and the voting starts now.
http://writertainpublishers.com/?p=2450
After your vote, let us all gather at our new mansion, 225 Katakata Street for some chilled drinks.  na two centino I dey see for the options o... One in capital letters and the other in small |
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Health › Re: BREAKING: Coronavirus Enters Algeria, 2nd Case In Africa by ikbnice(m): 11:31am On Feb 26, 2020 |
This thing is gradually getting out of control ooo |
Education › Re: Three Ways To Identify Those Who Are Good In Maths by ikbnice(m): 12:04am On Feb 24, 2020 |
justnock: Stereotype. Na so Dem talk say people wey dey use medicated glasses dey Sabi book well well and dey pass exams in flying colors. I go meet optician, collect confam medicated glasses. Las las na brekete carry over I collect dat semester for school. your medicated glasses is not borne out of necessity but out of curiosity... |
TV/Movies › Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by ikbnice(m): 4:58pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Roadtoyesterday: pls stop Condeming then joo, ofcos Hollywood also have many flaws, I was watching "strike back" few days ago, I had to stop at season 3,even when I had the rest of the season with me, imagine a single soldier, going for several missions in various African countries, to spy, sneaking and beating heavy securities on ground. What Hangers me most was, him shooting many shooters but the opponent bullet will never hit him, and his always hit the target. Dropping his gun, just to fight another that is heavyly armed with bear hand combat.
We. All have flaws but that nollywood is worst though, especially their subtitles You are just watching strike back season 3 by 2020...lol... Read about the preproduction of that movie and the real dangerous training the actors have to go through, especially the lead actors, just for them to fit into those roles... If you think what they did in those films impossible, read up some story about navy seal veterans and their nearly impossible missions... |
Romance › Re: Whenever I Want To Go Down On Her She Would Lift My Head And That Is.. by ikbnice(m): 6:23am On Feb 18, 2020 |
IDFWU: A patriot should go on that link and get the rest of the story here while I guide this thread!  BTW how does one roll while sitting on some other person’s face Even with my veteran experience in the US Army I dunno Is that some kinda drill or what  Good evening joro, how can i stop sleeping with my girlfriend's friend, she is hot and always available. Her office is close to my place. Im an architect and works from home. She comes to my house to use my toilet claiming that so many ppl uses their office toilet. And anytime she come we must make love.. joro "make love" is an understatement. She fVcks the hell out of me and tells me to take it easy with my girlfriend when she comes over.. she is from owerri and very brilliant, uses classes as if she no dey sin. Joro if u see her hips and waist, lord have mercy. Joro, becos of this mad sex i cant summon courage to propose to my girl.. joro my girl is beautiful, rich but is very shy. Whenever i want to go down on her she would lift my head and that is that. But this her friend seats on my face and and rolls around. (I don die.) I love my chic. My birthday is around the conner and i want to marry my woman, i dont think it would stop her friend from wanting to break my p3nis. And i dont know if i want her to stop. Help me joro. Make i no go call my girl by her friend's name |
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Should I Send Him The Money? Buying From Nairalander by ikbnice(m): 10:04pm On Feb 11, 2020 |
MadeBoy: Last year December I was scammed 50$ btc from a Nairalander in business section. I normally sell my btc to luno. But that day was on Sunday luno will not deliver not until moday.
The loan app I took a loan from was due and sending warning messages to pay before the date so as not to dent with my credit report of late payment I sold btc to a Nairalander but he scammed me. Not only that I lost the money the loan still enters a late payment.
I promise myself never to do anything business from Nairaland or online ever again.
But I still went forward to buy powerbank from a Nairalander after I saw many reviews.
Now I need two laptops, and intend buying from a Nairalander again. I do not live in lagos and it will be waybill and the fact i need to send money today is giving me panic.
He registered last year and all his thread is selling relatively everything from cars to laptops.
I don't want to mention is ID here.
There is no review or recommendations by any Nairalander. I can only recommend @computerboy and @mikkyangel here on Nairaland for laptop deals.. Computerboy even accepts payment on delivery... Check out computerboy thread here https://www.nairaland.com/5617356/new-year-laptop-deals-dontFor reliable PowerBanks... Contact mayorall on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1831348/romoss-sense-6p-20000mah-power |
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Done To Have Sex With A Lady? by ikbnice(m): 4:01pm On Feb 07, 2020 |
Elimon: Remembering my relationship times at the university... we had this staunch test to write by 1:30 pm and I had been begging my girlfriend for sex till around 1:00.She later agreed to gimme tho and till didn't cum till 1:59 On rushing to school it was already 2 and I begged the lecturer to let me write the test that I came from hospital..mainly because I was looking tired and sweaty(from sex),he let me in... I stayed through the whole test writing nothing...I just kukuma submit leave.. I regretted and hated myself that that day ok Experience tho whether your story true or not.... I laughed out loud |
Romance › Re: Meeet The King That Left His Throne To Marry A Two Times Divorcee by ikbnice(m): 10:57am On Feb 02, 2020 |
Strong jazz dey worry these people. If nah better people dey abdicated the throne for now, e go better. |
Phones › Re: .... by ikbnice(m): 9:21am On Jan 26, 2020 |
Brymo4all: Good day everyone, Please i noticed this Android os is finishing my data. Please how do I stop it? download MOBIWAL and restrict background data for all app... Untick the apps you want your data to be used for... |
Business › Re: See What Ogun Internal Revenue Sent To Me by ikbnice(m): 8:47am On Jan 26, 2020 |
In Nigeria where electricity distribution companies sit down in their offices and cook up estimated bills for every household... I am not surprised if they tax officials too start bringing estimated bills too... Maybe you have to pay their office a visit |
Christianity Etc › Re: GOD Abhors And Punishes Nations That Shed Innocent Blood by ikbnice(m): 8:34am On Jan 26, 2020 |
... And Germany is still on the world map |
Politics › Re: 500 Clerics Kick- Off 21 Days Prayer For Nigeria's Unity Against Destabilization by ikbnice(m): 8:15am On Jan 26, 2020 |
One of our problems in this country... We pray for everything without doing anything |
Nairaland General › Re: ‘my Boyfriend Dumped Me But How Do I Tell My Cat?’ by ikbnice(m): 12:04pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
The way oyinbo handle matters ehn... |
Romance › Re: What Can You See? (image) by ikbnice(m): 11:51am On Jan 16, 2020 |
Doqqy and French kiss... Easy to spot |