potosky:
tell your neighbour to take those chicken to the police station..... that is stealing by finding

we joke too much in this country. No wonder we were listed as the happiest people on earth...

Iceyjay:
Chinese products doesn't last

and the whole world is battling Corona virus which originated in China

Devil sef dey learn from the wickedness of some people.

Thanks a lot... Anybody with information about reliable place to get these noilers...?

Mateen1000:
No Award for King Of Boys Movie
No Award for MAKANAKI


I Give Up on Award Shows

This award of a thing na nonsense. I expect reminisce to at at least win in that category.

Please what breed is this? I would like to get it. I saw them from a neighbor. She doesn't know their breed cux the two fell from a bus as day olds. They are so resistant.

In the face of turbulence... Even sworn enemies will hug themselves

I thought king of boys would bag an award especially the role of reminisce and sola sobowale

This thing is gradually getting out of control ooo

justnock:
Stereotype.
Na so Dem talk say people wey dey use medicated glasses dey Sabi book well well and dey pass exams in flying colors. I go meet optician, collect confam medicated glasses. Las las na brekete carry over I collect dat semester for school.

your medicated glasses is not borne out of necessity but out of curiosity...

Roadtoyesterday:
pls stop Condeming then joo, ofcos Hollywood also have many flaws, I was watching "strike back" few days ago, I had to stop at season 3,even when I had the rest of the season with me,
imagine a single soldier, going for several missions in various African countries, to spy, sneaking and beating heavy securities on ground.
What Hangers me most was, him shooting many shooters but the opponent bullet will never hit him, and his always hit the target.
Dropping his gun, just to fight another that is heavyly armed with bear hand combat.


We. All have flaws but that nollywood is worst though, especially their subtitles

You are just watching strike back season 3 by 2020...lol... Read about the preproduction of that movie and the real dangerous training the actors have to go through, especially the lead actors, just for them to fit into those roles... If you think what they did in those films impossible, read up some story about navy seal veterans and their nearly impossible missions...

IDFWU:
A patriot should go on that link and get the rest of the story here while I guide this thread!
BTW how does one roll while sitting on some other person’s face Even with my veteran experience in the US Army I dunno
Is that some kinda drill or what

Good evening joro, how can i stop sleeping with my girlfriend's friend, she is hot and always available. Her office is close to my place. Im an architect and works from home.
She comes to my house to use my toilet claiming that so many ppl uses their office toilet. And anytime she come we must make love.. joro "make love" is an understatement.
She fVcks the hell out of me and tells me to take it easy with my girlfriend when she comes over.. she is from owerri and very brilliant, uses classes as if she no dey sin.
Joro if u see her hips and waist, lord have mercy. Joro, becos of this mad sex i cant summon courage to propose to my girl.. joro my girl is beautiful, rich but is very shy. Whenever i want to go down on her she would lift my head and that is that.
But this her friend seats on my face and and rolls around. (I don die.) I love my chic. My birthday is around the conner and i want to marry my woman, i dont think it would stop her friend from wanting to break my p3nis. And i dont know if i want her to stop.
Help me joro. Make i no go call my girl by her friend's name

MadeBoy:
Last year December I was scammed 50$ btc from a Nairalander in business section. I normally sell my btc to luno. But that day was on Sunday luno will not deliver not until moday.

The loan app I took a loan from was due and sending warning messages to pay before the date so as not to dent with my credit report of late payment I sold btc to a Nairalander but he scammed me. Not only that I lost the money the loan still enters a late payment.

I promise myself never to do anything business from Nairaland or online ever again.

But I still went forward to buy powerbank from a Nairalander after I saw many reviews.

Now I need two laptops, and intend buying from a Nairalander again. I do not live in lagos and it will be waybill and the fact i need to send money today is giving me panic.

He registered last year and all his thread is selling relatively everything from cars to laptops.

I don't want to mention is ID here.

There is no review or recommendations by any Nairalander.

I can only recommend @computerboy and @mikkyangel here on Nairaland for laptop deals.. Computerboy even accepts payment on delivery...
Check out computerboy thread here https://www.nairaland.com/5617356/new-year-laptop-deals-dont
For reliable PowerBanks... Contact mayorall on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1831348/romoss-sense-6p-20000mah-power

Elimon:
Remembering my relationship times at the university... we had this staunch test to write by 1:30 pm and I had been begging my girlfriend for sex till around 1:00.She later agreed to gimme tho and till didn't cum till 1:59
On rushing to school it was already 2 and I begged the lecturer to let me write the test that I came from hospital..mainly because I was looking tired and sweaty(from sex),he let me in...
I stayed through the whole test writing nothing...I just kukuma submit leave..
I regretted and hated myself that that day ok
Experience tho

whether your story true or not.... I laughed out loud

Strong jazz dey worry these people. If nah better people dey abdicated the throne for now, e go better.

Brymo4all:
Good day everyone,
Please i noticed this Android os is finishing my data.
Please how do I stop it?

download MOBIWAL and restrict background data for all app... Untick the apps you want your data to be used for...

In Nigeria where electricity distribution companies sit down in their offices and cook up estimated bills for every household... I am not surprised if they tax officials too start bringing estimated bills too...
Maybe you have to pay their office a visit

... And Germany is still on the world map

One of our problems in this country... We pray for everything without doing anything

The way oyinbo handle matters ehn...

Doqqy and French kiss... Easy to spot

I learnt to go read about it when Sir Elyan(Guinevere's brother) in merlin used it in the movie

See as his mumu button switched on automatically

Ever since Almighty WAEC did this trash... I stopped having high hopes for this country. The top is filled with blockheads...

Keeping it simple

..

How on earth wil a right thinking guy even think of damaging a pvssy and resort to taking hard drugs and sexual enhancer just to carry out the damage. What damage! That's complete madness. You only end up damaging your life in slow motion. Just derive your satisfaction and let go. These pussies are not worth risking one's life for.

udomma1005:

Yeah, the nippz ��
Badt guy!

only few girls of her age could proudly flaunt something as firm as that... Olympus is still standing at attention.

Simplecity:
you sabi

wetin I do nah